Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

“For a guy who has a whole section of his website dedicated to me”.

Lmao what delusional world does COG live in? You have a thread, not a board. He overrates himself quite often
Somehow this is an accolade? Does his council flat have lead paint too?
 
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Speaking about the various streamers such as the Kino Casino, Ralph, Josh and even some guy named Spectre who have been making fun of him recently, Cog says they’re jealous because he has a wife (mail order Indian) and house (it has been proven that Dan owns the house)


Shortly after, Cog accuses the Kino Casino of talking about the same topics endlessly and then he without any irony or self awareness segues into talking about Ethan Ralph. It is not a stretch to say that Jonny is legitimately insane. A complete lunatic.
 
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“For a guy who has a whole section of his website dedicated to me”.

Lmao what delusional world does COG live in? You have a thread, not a board. He overrates himself quite often
😂 His paypigs have bigger threads than him.
Just in this subforum, Feaser has a thread that is nearly triple the length as Cog's in roughly a third of the time.

The only reason Cog's thread has started picking up is that he has decided to combine being more boring than sober Ralph with being more delusional than Feaser. An interesting combination, I wonder how well it will go for him.
 
Just in this subforum, Feaser has a thread that is nearly triple the length as Cog's in roughly a third of the time.

The only reason Cog's thread has started picking up is that he has decided to combine being more boring than sober Ralph with being more delusional than Feaser. An interesting combination, I wonder how well it will go for him.
Yeah the thread has picked up to the point where Kinofaggot has started stealing from it. He is such a weasel.
 
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Speaking about the various streamers such as the Kino Casino, Ralph, Josh and even some guy named Spectre who have been making fun of him recently, Cog says they’re jealous because he has a wife (mail order Indian) and house (it has been proven that Dan owns the house)
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Shortly after, Cog accuses the Kino Casino of talking about the same topics endlessly and then he without any irony or self awareness segues into talking about Ethan Ralph. It is not a stretch to say that Jonny is legitimately insane. A complete lunatic.
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That's fucking hilarious. Cog claiming Andy and PPP are obsessed with certain E-Celebs. Then at the end WITHOUT ANY sense of irony or hypocrisy, "Now we're gonna go onto Ralph...".

I have since 2016 tried to figure out if he is indeed actually mentally retarded in some fashion, mentally ill (like behavioral issues/autism/aspergers) or just has smoked too much weed and has literally damaged his brain beyond repair? I used to work with special needs kids in the early 2000's after my time in the military. Talking about mongoloids ect and they have better abilities to reason and figure shit out than Cog. Literally there are mongoloids that live on their own, sure they have a case worker that checks in on them from time to time, but they have jobs. Go grocery shopping for themselves and even manage to pay their bills. Cog, supposed "normal" person with "normal" abilities can't even manage to take care of himself without government aid, a girlfriend or Dan. It's just fucking pathetic.
 
@AltisticRight love the changes to the OP.

Cog spent hours in the month of December making fun of both of Ralph’s parents, but it’s not ok when you make fun of his dead father who despite being in desperate poverty subsisting on government benefits still fathered 9 children (8 if it is true that he is a foster child). He never lived to see his son move out of counsel housing and into Dan’s house. He would have been so proud except that Cog’s family disowned him after his sick proclivities came to light.
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Cog is mid sperg out right now. He is demanding people fight him, and asking for people’s social security numbers.

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Jonny has dyslexia btw
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Cog is mid sperg out right now. He is demanding people fight him, and asking for people’s social security numbers. View attachment 5618361
This mother fucker sits on the internet all day seething on twitter? what a sorry sad pos. He better figure out how to be entertaining, because even the shady coin merchant is going to pull back his investments.

Get a Job Jawny!
 
I know FITE ME IRL is cringe and gay as fuck, but I really want to do this for the boys.

I accepted on Twitter, but he is now just ignoring ANY and ALL responses to it lol. He would rather fight back and forth with a girl than man up to his challenge lol.

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Cog has already tried to back out of the fight he challenged me on. His excuse is that my state is a stand your ground state. He thinks I am going to shoot him or something lol. This is the same excuse Tonka threw out there back when the Andy and Tonka fight was a thing.

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Cog has already tried to back out of the fight he challenged me on. His excuse is that my state is a stand your ground state. He thinks I am going to shoot him or something lol. This is the same excuse Tonka threw out there back when the Andy and Tonka fight was a thing.

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I think your a slimy fat faggot, but tbh I would pay money to see a you vs cog fight.
 
I think your a slimy fat faggot, but tbh I would pay money to see a you vs cog fight.
He is trying to get me to fight some anime degen faggot instead. Trying to deflect hard. I want this fight to happen. I want to steal that gaudy fucking ring of his off his fat fucking finger.
 
Cog has already tried to back out of the fight he challenged me on. His excuse is that my state is a stand your ground state. He thinks I am going to shoot him or something lol. This is the same excuse Tonka threw out there back when the Andy and Tonka fight was a thing.

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Cog throws out fight challenge, meaning he is prepared to go to the person he challenged.
Geek accepts.
Cog demands Geek now comes to him.

COG IS BITCHMADE

You challenge somebody to a fight, you are stating you are going to them. Thats how it works in the real world. You tell somebody that you want to fight them, you put the thought in their mind that, that fight is happening at any time you see them making them watch their shoulder until the time the fight happens. Thats how it works in the real world.

Cog calling out a fight and it getting accepted and then him demanding that somebody comes to them is what bitches who never expected their punk card to be called. He did the exact same shit with Andy last year when Andy finally accepted, Cog did everything he fucking could to bait Andy into coming to the UK before coping and sneeding and begging his audience for a Toronto trip when Andy called his punk card.

This is how it works and Cog has confirmed yet again he is a bitch by demanding Geek come to him. This is what bitches do. Because bitches never want to show up when their punk card is called so they want you to come to their doorstep so they can laugh behind the door.

The amount of bitches I seen do this in the 90s when I was a kid just flooded back to me after typing this.
 
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Neither of them deserve money. If they're going to have a proper retard fight it should be behind an Arby's as is tradition.
Oh I don't want money. I want the pure satisfaction of streaming him pleading for me to stop beating the life out of him. This is 8 years of pure desire of wanting to hurt this faggot.

I want him to show up to a stream fucked up so bad he can't deny he was beaten. To see that cope of how he almost had me. Then drop that recording of the beating to further the embarrassment.
 
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Somehow he manages to be more retarded, bitchmade and pathetic than Ralph.
He cries about Ralph’s treatment of Pantsu who is a pedophile, but the second a white woman makes him mad he’s ready to have Dan beat her.
 
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