Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Bruno Powroznik]

Because Rekieta will chimpout more if he gets nominated.

Rekieta is only winning because KF is full of former fans of his.

 

[gaystoner]

Bossman has a brother?

He's mentioned him and if you go back to slightly before christmas you will see him witnessing the horror of his younger brother's room

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Item #: SCP-6969- BossManJack

Object Class: [Safe]

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6969 is to be kept in a 10mx10m room reinforced by concrete. A layer of drywall must cover the interior of the room. The rooms entrance is a plain wooden door, occasionally replaced by a tarp until maintenance affixes a new door in the event of a meltdown scenario.
A rudimentary computer with a modern operating system and basic streaming/editing software is connected to the internet via a hypernet cable. The PC has proven to be the number one soothing instrument of choice for the subject in question. Outside of the containment box there is a fully simulated apartment built into the chamber which protrudes from the dedicated containment box, paid actors posing as SCP's parents serve the function of giving the subject a sense of familiarity and an outlet for rage. The apartment simulation area is to be furnished according to blue collar worker living standards, the fridge is to be stocked on a weekly basis along with other basic living necessities. The subject is let out into the world under strict supervision to acquire its weekly THC supply as to provide a sense of recreation and control. The need for indoor monitoring is greatly aided by the subjects daily documentation of its gambling efforts, greatly reducing the cost needed to set up monitoring equipment.

Tactical Austin Recon Detachment [T.A.R.D.] is a dedicated task force which both monitors and supplies SCP-6969 with seemingly random amounts of money to keep the subject occupied. They are also responsible for documenting BossMans losses and posting them online for both recreational and breach prevention purposes.


Description: Austin, better known as BossManJack is a Caucasian bipedal humanoid roughly standing at 175cm in height. He subsides primarily on THC and fizzy drinks, occasionally supplementing it's diet with plain crackers or actual crack cocaine. The SCP was discovered in 2018 playing a video game going by the name of "Rune Scape". While playing, the SCP loaned and promptly lost a substantial portion of in-game currency, which attracted the attention of the T.A.R.D.
Overtime the SCPs behavior grew more erratic, and after witnessing the slow loss of 50,000 dollars by BossMans hand, the T.A.R.D. stepped in and contained the entity to where it is today. It's daily behaviors had not changed in the span of 4 years, nor has it any idea it is in a high security facility and not in his actual apartment. So far the greatest risk of a containment breach is during the event called "Gambling sesh", in which the subject rapidly both gains and loses an inordinate amount of wealth, which provoke different responses depending on the subjects THC blood content and sleep levels. In events like this the wooden door and drywall is placed as a barrier and outlet for SCP-6969s temper, rendering observation and study of the subject as safe.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

BMJ is a streamer and the money he puts into Stake is all business expenses. The IRS is not going to try to bleed money from a stone and all the money he loses is a write off because he streams it all and that is his job.

That is of course assuming he files taxes at all which he will not, and he'll get away with it because ultimately he has no money. I just hope that doesn't empower faggot losers to try to do to him like they tried to do to DSP over muh taxes because they're mad that a retard (who fucked their mom, DTPN!) has 3 hots and a cot.

 

[Null]

An ordinary person would have no expectation of need to file taxes if they don't make money. They won't pursue him.

 

[Butwhythough2]

i hate my life, it's so over.
@Null can we get some hole in the wall emoji, so I can complete my masterpiece

 

[lol cow supreme]

An ordinary person would have no expectation of need to file taxes if they don't make money. They won't pursue him.

Kick.com uses Stripe for payments, including payouts for subscriptions. Stripe issues 1099's and may submit to the IRS for Kick as well. The IRS might know money is going to him and are expecting something to be filed. Even if you owe nothing you must file showing you owe nothing.

Additionally he would have to prove that money spent on Stake Gold Coins were a business expense and he lost it all. The IRS is pretty strict with streamers, and just because something is done/bought/used on stream or in a video, it is not business expense. This is why the fat gorls cant expense all their mukkbangs.

As you said, Austin loses it all, so he's not profitable in a business sense. The IRS will view him as a hobbyist streamer, streaming his gambling addiction. You cannot deduct hobby expenses and losses.

So its either he is a professional streamer and all his donations are lost so are tax write offs because he makes no money -or- he makes no money therefore he's not a professional streamer and its all taxable.

I think we'll find out when the a-logs write into the IRS. They released Trumps taxes, we should be able to get BMJ's
(Please no one be a faggot and write the IRS. If you start having thoughts of doing it, light yourself on fire until the thought passes)

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

BMJ is a streamer and the money he puts into Stake is all business expenses. The IRS is not going to try to bleed money from a stone and all the money he loses is a write off because he streams it all and that is his job.

I don't think this is correct. Bossman does not have an actual business set up for his streaming, and the IRS only considers activities like gambling as a business activity if you can show that you've made a profit for 3-5 years:

https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-news/fs-07-18.pdf

In general, taxpayers may deduct ordinary and necessary expenses for conducting a trade or
business. An ordinary expense is an expense that is common and accepted in the taxpayer’s trade
or business. A necessary expense is one that is appropriate for the business. Generally, an activity
qualifies as a business if it is carried on with the reasonable expectation of earning a profit.

Considering that A: Bossman hasn't started a business, B: hasn't been streaming gambling for over 3 years, and C: ends almost every day with $0 to his name, it's pretty clear that there is currently no reasonable expectation of earning a profit.

The document further clarifies that information such as the following will be heavily considered, which would be very detrimental when assessing Bossman's gambling activities:

In order to make this determination, taxpayers should consider the following factors:
Does the time and effort put into the activity indicate an intention to make a profit?
Does the taxpayer depend on income from the activity?
If there are losses, are they due to circumstances beyond the taxpayer’s control or did they
occur in the start-up phase of the business?
Has the taxpayer changed methods of operation to improve profitability?
Does the taxpayer or his/her advisors have the knowledge needed to carry on the activity
as a successful business?
Has the taxpayer made a profit in similar activities in the past?
Does the activity make a profit in some years?
Can the taxpayer expect to make a profit in the future from the appreciation of assets used
in the activity?

Bossman does not depend on income from gambling, he relies on his parents for everything. He occasionally switches up his method but he still loses it all every day. He has never had money in his account for over a week much less been anywhere near the black on his overall gambling.

The IRS presumes that an activity is carried on for profit if it makes a profit during at least three of
the last five tax years, including the current year...If an activity is not for profit, losses from that activity may not be used to offset other income.

An ordinary person would have no expectation of need to file taxes if they don't make money. They won't pursue him.

I do agree that is unlikely they will pursue him - partially due to the lack of money available to collect, but there's also no way he's properly filing his tax returns with all of his withdraws, deposits, and juicers recorded, so they would have no way of knowing until they audit him.

 

[Null]

I mean if you want to play ball for the IRS more power to you, but just because he's not incorporated as BossmanJack Fucked your Mom, LLC does not mean he that he's not running a business. His gross income is probably higher than the average American's, so clearly he's doing something right. It'd be easy for him to argue he does have a reasonable expectation of profit, because the more he gambles the bigger his streams get, and the more money he makes.

As far as the IRS is concerned, he's reinvesting 100% of his income into his business to grow it, while living inexpensively in the meantime. Gambling without expectation of winning is still a part of his core business model because he is successfully growing his streaming career. I'd even argue the huge chimpout streams of him losing money is a part of his entertainment business and it draws natural and organic growth to his product.

In other words: eat a dick fedboy.

 

[Evilronald]

Is bossmandad our new and exciting character for the next season of BMJ? He’s a big boy, he could easily kick BMJ’s ass even at his age just because of his weight.

 

[Justtocheck]

After the Eviction arc, Austin will get his juicers to scrounge enough money for renting a small room in Mexico and avoiding the IRS. RALPHAMALE STYLE BITCHES. Epic W. He might even have a Mexican baby momma and a small little kid so that's when this thread will be moved to "horrorcow". Just a heads up. I hope Austin is gay to avoid that drama tbh.

Edit: @Evilronald I don't think so. Dads of junkies are usually limp-dicked pushovers, as evidenced. A crack-induced violent rage beating might begin the Eviction arc imo.

 

[Evilronald]

After the Eviction arc, Austin will get his juicers to scrounge enough money for renting a small room in Mexico and avoiding the IRS. RALPHAMALE STYLE BITCHES. Epic W. He might even have a Mexican baby momma and a small little kid so that's when this thread will be moved to "horrorcow". Just a heads up. I hope Austin is gay to avoid that drama tbh

He could be roommates with Ethan Ralph. A cow crossover would be amazing, especially with both of their love of drugs, gambling, and hookers.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

From 290 to 6k and back to 0 within 4 minutes. Edited to fix the aspect ratio

It will never be not funny to watch Bossman's boulder roll back down the hill.

 

[Evilronald]

It will never be not funny to watch Bossman's boulder roll back down the hill.

I want a “I lost it all again” or a “juicer” reaction. It really is unfortunate he’s so volatile, otherwise it would be interesting to see if we could find out what he’s like beyond the scenes from people close to him. But instead he just uses people and pushes them away when they don’t give him what he wants. You could write a book on pathological gambling addiction using BMJ

 

[Justtocheck]

Bros what's good this is EL JEFE HOMBRE JACK.

After the drama and bullshit with my RAT DAD and the IRS I'm here in Mexico with Consuela who's hot as fuck bro and has my child. She recognizes what good dick looks like bro, she'll never fucking look at you. Planning on doing some collab later with the Ralphamale on some sports betting. Gonna be sweet.

Yo bros, I need some juice for that, I got shit covered, but I need to make it big y'know? What?! You'll juice 500 dollars if I name my baby "Adolfo" and you are betting I will not. BULL-SHIT, you are on, motherfucker. Better get your wallet out. HEY CONSUELA, COME, I GOT NEWS!

 

[Null]

Kick.com uses Stripe for payments, including payouts for subscriptions. Stripe issues 1099's and may submit to the IRS for Kick as well. The IRS might know money is going to him and are expecting something to be filed. Even if you owe nothing you must file showing you owe nothing.

Yes, this is how it goes, but I am sure there are many small filers who don't know this. It's not going to be a unique case treated as deliberate malicious defrauding.

 

[Andoxico]

An ordinary person would have no expectation of need to file taxes if they don't make money. They won't pursue him.

He does make money, a lot of it. Gamba-gamba-ing it all away does not mean he doesn't have income.

 

[Evilronald]

He does make money, a lot of it. Gamba-gamba-ing it all away does not mean he doesn't have income.

I’m not sure it really matters: with how much the IRS is backed up I doubt they’ll get to auditing BMJ before he dies young from his addiction. Plus the amount of work they’d have to put in to get money out of him would be crazy. BMJ should actually be more afraid of winning than losing, because then he gets the IRS on his ass trying to take his money for all the years of unpaid taxes. But until he has any money they won’t give a shit since he’s broke and can’t even afford weed let alone paying Uncle Sam.

 

[Andoxico]

I’m not sure it really matters: with how much the IRS is backed up I doubt they’ll get to auditing BMJ before he dies young from his addiction. Plus the amount of work they’d have to put in to get money out of him would be crazy. BMJ should actually be more afraid of winning than losing, because then he gets the IRS on his ass trying to take his money for all the years of unpaid taxes. But until he has any money they won’t give a shit since he’s broke and can’t even afford weed let alone paying Uncle Sam.

Every time he withdraws from Stake it looks like he won. The IRS doesn't know he's digging through his carpet looking for nugs, all they see is thousands of dollars moving through an LTC address. And thousands of dollars from Stake sponsorship, and thousands of dollars from Kick subscriptions... They won't know he's broke until he gets audited

 

[Collections Agent]

The IRS is pretty strict with streamers, and just because something is done/bought/used on stream or in a video, it is not business expense

DSP convinced the bankruptcy people that he spent $5000 a month on a subscription to a WWE streaming service and 3-5 video games

I'm not convinced the IRS knows shit about streaming expenses