Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Nick got married to the first girl he had ever been with right at the end of college. Maybe the first girl he had gone out with.

And had sex with. Remember, he claims both of them were virgins.

What's funny to me about this is that he turns around and tries to throw shade on the Farms:

I won't sit here and say that Kiwi Farms is where you go to for relationship advice, but I feel confident in saying there's some people in this thread that have considerably more experience with relationships than him. Some of you are married too. Maybe several times. It's quite the diverse crowd.

Him wanting to do more shows on relationships makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Old Nick (rightly) claimed that he was the last person to ask for advice on this subject.

I think what he means is he wants to talk more about about his coomer fantasies. Have you guys ever seen American Beauty?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What I see with Nick is profound unhappiness with the hand that he was dealt

Which is completely insane when you consider that he won the life lottery in every respect:

White
Male
Free from birth defects
2-parent household
Financially stable

Jury’s still out on the hetero thing, but point is this nigger has never had shit to complain about. He was handed every advantage in life. If he’s unhappy with what he made of those resources and circumstances, that’s on him.

 

[WelperHelper99]

And had sex with. Remember, he claims both of them were virgins.

What's funny to me about this is that he turns around and tries to throw shade on the Farms:

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I won't sit here and say that Kiwi Farms is where you go to for relationship advice, but I feel confident in saying there's some people in this thread that have considerably more experience with relationships than him. Some of you are married too. Maybe several times. It's quite the diverse crowd.

Him wanting to do more shows on relationships makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Old Nick (rightly) claimed that he was the last person to ask for advice on this subject.

I think what he means is he wants to talk more about about his coomer fantasies. Have you guys ever seen American Beauty?

When I watched Rekita first, I think it was for Vic, then forgot about him until Depp. Honestly I'm not looking for relationship advice from a man who ruins all of his, and drinks himself silly nightly. It was that that drove me away tbh.

That and him refusing AT ALL to play by Youtubes rules. I'm not talking the gay ones like topics, no, I'm talking shoving bottles up your ass. I as a general viewer find that obscene and nor what I subbed for.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I just don't get it. There is literally nothing wrong or shameful with marrying a virgin as a virgin.

One does not need endless tries before you buy to know who you'd like to spend your life with. Why does he pretend to know about relationships? Why does he seemingly have shame over marrying Kayla in the circumstances he did?

He was boastful with Doug Teneapel, but Daxi and Drexel must have somehow shamed into feeling regret over his early 20s life.

 

[AnOminous]

All of that's changed now. His audience were never interested in footing the bill for his lawsuit. He managed to get less money than Monty in his beg-a-thon.

Worse, I'd best most of what Monty got was disgruntled former Nick fans.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Him wanting to do more shows on relationships makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Old Nick (rightly) claimed that he was the last person to ask for advice on this subject.

His past relationship shows certainly had a gap of quality in every incarnation.
I would include the best version, Chad Dad's panel was a nice perspective on situated married men.
The most what are we doing version is his attempt to have Lady Rackets on. She always seemed uncomfortable with the strange faces and lack of comment.
Then the panels with Megan and Kurt certainly were a sight to behold.
Lastly, we had the shirtless cOOming shows with Camelot and whoever still rides his coattails. I don't see relationship shows going past this unless he commits to the "Good Boy January" act.

I just don't get it. There is literally nothing wrong or shameful with marrying a virgin as a virgin.

One does not need endless tries before you buy to know who you'd like to spend your life with. Why does he pretend to know about relationships? Why does he seemingly have shame over marrying Kayla in the circumstances he did?

He was boastful with Doug Teneapel, but Daxi and Drexel must have somehow shamed into feeling regret over his early 20s life.

Seems as though he try hards with every social group he enters. He used to lecture on how unwise it was to have naked pictures of yourself out there. Now we have multiple ass pics of him and his wife. Also a possible ball slip in a hot tub stream.
At this point, any advice from him would feel disingenuous. Would spiral into another drunken cry about his perfect life being too hard.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Did you not like the whole Russel book reading arc? It's up there as one of my favorites along with his Ronversation by Proxy, and him breaking down what a shitbird Ron Toye was.

A lot of the comedy (and Nick's content) was punching down on degenerates and unlikable people. I have speculated before Nick flew under the radar for a while because he used to be a lot more linkable than the absolute shite human beings that came after him or that he ridiculed.

I am curious if the un-masking of Nick changes your enjoyment of the old content or not. I have heard mixed things from different people.

It's sort of hard to imagine that Nick acted all collected and unfazed by the wordly things up until the point that his mouth married the bottle. In order to miss on the "crazy monkey phase" of life you would need to fall in one of two groups:
- Hardworking nerdy type.
- Outcast / Loser.

He was the nerdy outcast who played video games and his personality became arsehole-ish because he was not popular.

He spent the first year of uni playing video games in the dorm and not attending classes. This was a more respected school, and the next year he transferred to South West Minnesota State University.

Yeah my favorite book in the bible was the one where it said that making fun of retards online was a mortal sin. Truly prophetic.

Gonna drop a few lines of cultural enrichment on ya'll. In Russian Orthodox tradition, more things are considered to be sinful that in Catholic view. This is largely based on the fact that our Bibile has a few different books in it and we also hold a few founder saints of the 1st-3rd century in high regard. Relating to this, we have two concepts that look and sound similar, so could be thought of as two sides of the same coin: обсуждение и осуждение. "Обсуждение" in religious context is a discussion of other people behind their backs and "осуждение" is the act of judging people in the same way. We also have other out-there sins like "пустословие" which is an old slavic word that means having empty discussions just for the sake of having them.

To be fair these sins are considered minor. We even have a term for them "грешок", literally "sinlet". And generally you could engage in such discussions if the target is either mascarading as Christian or being a serious threat to the soul of the community. In other words, if I see an obvious faggot and I call him a faggot - that is permitted.

Catholics have a minor sins called 'peccadillos', but there is just simply a smaller penance to be done for them, and they are not mortal sins that must be absolved prior to death to obtain Salvation.

As for involvement in this site, I see it personally as a morality play and contemporary fables spun in real time. Western society has lost the pariah class to be ridiculed and used as an object lesson to warn others from deviant behavious. In many cases this is a good thing because it was based on racial or ethnic bases, but the value of having a warning walking about that can be pointed to is valuable.

I just don't get it. There is literally nothing wrong or shameful with marrying a virgin as a virgin.

One does not need endless tries before you buy to know who you'd like to spend your life with. Why does he pretend to know about relationships? Why does he seemingly have shame over marrying Kayla in the circumstances he did?

He was boastful with Doug Teneapel, but Daxi and Drexel must have somehow shamed into feeling regret over his early 20s life.

He was probably playing along like he does in thr conservative co-op and church. He is silently judging and correcting them on his brain. He embodies that loner in the corner at a party meme.

Wait... This silent judgement and conformist behaviour sound like the profile of a Troon shooter... Nick did have a kill list in secondary school.

EDIT: Spelling

 

[Pizdec]

I am curious if the un-masking of Nick changes your enjoyment of the old content or not. I have heard mixed things from different people.

The best way to put it? I have not even re-listened to any of his old content, because I refuse to give Nick any engagement. I feel it would be empowering him. From what you said, it's correct to guess Nick enjoyed punching down until he got punched down when Vic's case was lost, when the vTubers blacklisted him, and finally his wife left him.

The more I phonder on it, the more I feel like 2023 had a hate week where we swapped our hate for Ralph to Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

If Schneider does indeed have a personal grudge against Nick he might advise Monty not to take any settlement as a means of hatefucking Rackets into the dirt.

Needless to say, putting his grudge ahead of his client's interests would be grossly unethical. We've seen nothing to indicate Schneider is a grifting shyster like Nick.

Monty was only seeking 50k. Estimates on here range from 80k to well over 100k, and that was before the appeal was accepted. He's well past the point of a logical settlement.

Logical settlement is anything that is a better outcome than the alternative. He's easily looking at a quarter million here, and even if he wins, he just spent a quarter million on nothing and his victory just means he wasn't found legally liable for doing something that makes him look like a complete piece of shit and wrecked his reputation more than anything Monty suffered from his defamation.

Sort of like Elon Musk. He spent a lot of money to get away with calling someone a "pedo guy" for saving a bunch of lives, because he managed to do it without using Musk's gay little submarine, when since it couldn't even fit through the cave, the kids would have died if they'd used his dumb shit. So he won and is a complete piece of shit anyway.

Really the only issue is would it cost more or less to settle. It would obviously cost more to take it to trial unless Monty has spent Randazza money on Schneider, which seems incredibly unlikely.

Laymen generally have no idea how much it costs to mount a legal case but practicing attorneys do. If a lawyer says “This will likely cost at least $150k in legal fees with no guarantee of it stopping there or winning,” you believe them. A lot of clients think they know better, though — even ones with no legal experience.

As a lawyer, even a non-practicing one, Nick can't really be portrayed as an innocent victim of Randazza's chicanery. Nick has personal experience and has observed many defamation cases, including Vic's incredibly expensive one. He's well aware of the potential costs and negative outcomes, and hoisted the black flag and shouted "damn the torpedoes" before crashing his ship into the rocks.

Why does he seemingly have shame over marrying Kayla in the circumstances he did?

Because he's deeply morally confused at best and worships coomlords like Dax and Drex (and Lester Burnham) to the point he thinks there's something wrong with that.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Wait, Rackets did his first year at Notre Dame?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The debate here about how Christian it is to gossip is very gay*. The people who are Christian in the thread usually point out how deranged Nick’s takes on Christianity are. He’s a shining example of someone bending scripture to his own ends.

No one here is doing some gay Twitter Ops where they create a narrative to spin and ruin his life. Nick is doing that fine on his own by drinking on stream. He’s an addict showing his progressively AIDS/ meth zombie body in his hot tub. You really can’t slander him beyond making claims like he beats his kids, he doesn’t have the muscle mass to do that.

*Gossip is basically under the 8th/ 9th (depends on where False Witness lands you) Commandment and the actual details of what it is are basically hyper-defined within the letter and spirit of the law. The easiest example of it is knowingly spreading a lie to ruin someone. The ideal of how to discuss someone’s faults has been outlined and it boils down to either shunning them or talking about them as an example.

 

[Captain Manning]

That and him refusing AT ALL to play by Youtubes rules. I'm not talking the gay ones like topics, no, I'm talking shoving bottles up your ass. I as a general viewer find that obscene and nor what I subbed for.

That's not why he got yeeted him off Youtube though. He got yeeted off Youtube (temporarily) because of the troon menace. Faggots like Keffals and Duncan McLeod reporting him.

Him getting yeeted off Youtube was legitimately bullshit. I even said as much at the time, despite the fact I no longer liked him anymore.

The problem is that there is a limit to sympathy for that, and he ran out a long time ago.

It's like Mundane Matt. Yeah, he might have gotten flagged by Zoe Quinn (I don't think it was ever definitively proven) and gotten a resultant boost in support, but nobody gives a shit anymore. Not after he proved to be a soy filled flaggot bitch himself.

I am curious if the un-masking of Nick changes your enjoyment of the old content or not. I have heard mixed things from different people.

His old legal content was fun at the time, but is is now outdated (things like that are not really meant for repeat viewings in general), and anything where he talks about himself personally is absolutely unwatchable because its laced with utter horseshit.

In the rare occasion I watch something old of his, it's something like his 2019 interview of Null and Emspex, or his WH40K stream with Metokur. Some of the guests he had on were good.

 

[Niggernerd]

Wait, Rackets did his first year at Notre Dame?

The Drunk Ass of Notre Dame.

 

[Neetorino]

Wait, Rackets did his first year at Notre Dame?

Not that I was aware of, no. I think @Himedall All-seeing Waifu meant to type "and" but is on mobile so autocorrect fucked it.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Wait, Rackets did his first year at Notre Dame?

The Drunk Ass of Notre Dame.

I am fairly certain not. 'ND' was a mobile phone keyboard cock-up.

I am working on an updated OP, so I will find this information eventually.

 

[Pomniman]

I just don't get it. There is literally nothing wrong or shameful with marrying a virgin as a virgin.

One does not need endless tries before you buy to know who you'd like to spend your life with. Why does he pretend to know about relationships? Why does he seemingly have shame over marrying Kayla in the circumstances he did?

He was boastful with Doug Teneapel, but Daxi and Drexel must have somehow shamed into feeling regret over his early 20s life.

I think it goes beyond his internet friend group because he's gone on several retarded rants about how the "importance" of "validation" is overlooked nowadays. Despite his protestations that he just wants to be "funny" the way he tries to act like he's an expert at everything paints the picture that no one takes his opinions seriously in his actual day to day life and he goes on the internet to LARP as some sort of great sage of the bottle and balldo school of faggot phenomenology.

"Banging random chicks at the bar is just like... uh... being a... plastic... bag in... the wind... American Beauty... maaaan..."

Martin Heidegger is rolling in his grave, is what I'm trying to say.

 

[Strix454]

Wait, Rackets did his first year at Notre Dame?

As per Nick's description, his first year was spent at an unnamed community college and that he lived with his parents in Lakeville MN for that year.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

As a lawyer, even a non-practicing one, Nick can't really be portrayed as an innocent victim of Randazza's chicanery. Nick has personal experience and has observed many defamation cases, including Vic's incredibly expensive one. He's well aware of the potential costs and negative outcomes, and hoisted the black flag and shouted "damn the torpedoes" before crashing his ship into the rocks.

To be clear, I wasn’t implying that Nick had the wool pulled over his eyes. To the contrary, I was saying it’s de rigueur for a lawyer to give clients an idea of the minimum investment required to see a case through — and that Nick would have been more clued in on that score than most. He can’t cope with “I had no idea it was going to drain our finances.” His thinking has been so distorted by ego and alcohol that he didn’t even consider it a possibility that he could lose to Monty — or be put through his paces by this case. Nick thought Monty would fold as soon as he hired Randazza.

I mean Nick is now at the point where he says he finds Stephen Hawking “inspirational” for cheating on his wife, ruining his family to hook up with his nurse and play hide the sausage on Epstein’s island. He then explains how he had previously grown to hate Hawking because of some online beef he once had, as if disliking Hawking was some kind of own that really made him win his internet argument.

Nick is not a serious person. Calling him an overgrown toddler would be an insult to toddlers. He’s just a drunk, spoiled shithead whose grandfather’s money has thus far insulated him from the consequences of his immaturity and laziness. But now he’s getting himself into situations where those unearned funds can’t save his ass, and he doesn’t know how to handle it. You’d need a heart of stone not to enjoy watching it dawn on him that he’s well and truly screwed the pooch.

Spoiler

I was reading Isaiah 28 this weekend, in which the prophet speaks of the Ten Tribes using the simile of pampered, egotistical drunkards — because arrogance and alcohol make a person unable to see reality as it is and unable to act on truth rather than delusion. Then, before they know it, their crowns have fallen and their beauty has been ruined by drunkenness and self-importance. The chapter also tells how such people become so detached from basic morality that they “have made lies [their] refuge, and under falsehood have [they] hid [themselves]” and have to be spoon-fed the fundamentals of the commandments like they’re babies who never learned anything in the first place.

But they also reel through wine, and stagger through strong drink; the priest and the prophet reel through strong drink, they are confused by wine, they stagger through strong drink; they err in vision, they stumble in judgment.

For all tables are full of vomit and filth, so that there is no place clean.

No prizes for guessing who this made me think of.

 

[AnOminous]

The debate here about how Christian it is to gossip is very gay*. The people who are Christian in the thread usually point out how deranged Nick’s takes on Christianity are. He’s a shining example of someone bending scripture to his own ends.

Anyway, that "debate" ends here. I personally talked to Jesus just now and He said it's a moral duty to condemn iniquity. Also He has an account here (wouldn't say what) and says Nick is a gigantic faggot.

 

[Señora Airi]

I think it goes beyond his internet friend group because he's gone on several retarded rants about how the "importance" of "validation" is overlooked nowadays.

It's hilarious to read, cause the Christian way is a Death to the World stance, which you are a mere stranger to the validation of secular thought.

Spoiler: Spoiler

I've started reading Unseen Warfare, and this paragraph quite aptly describes Nick:

"However, anyone can see clearly how sinfully such people behave and how far they are from true perfection, if he looks at their life and character. As a rule they always wish to be preferred to others; they love to live according to their own will and are always stubborn in their decisions; they are blind in everything relating to themselves, but are very clear-sighted and officious in examining the words and actions of others. If another man is held by others in the same esteem, which in their opinion they enjoy, they cannot bear it and become manifestly hostile towards him; if anyone interferes with them in their pious occupations and worcs of aseticism, especially in the presence of others, they immediately become indignant, boil over with wrath and become quite unlike themselves.