Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

Maybe someone might have already answered this question, but why all of the gettyimages watermarks?
I'd imagine poor Jon Kopaloff sold them to Getty.

He'll need the cash for a plane ticket to Canada to kill himself after seeing Skeletor in a dress, and to ensure the now-cursed camera is destroyed.
 
In this article from DailyMail that covers his appearance at the Golden Globes, it features a tidbit about him apparently taking a roadtrip with his gang of misfits to a woodland retreat. Since I refuse to download the chink spy app, here are the photos from the DM article:
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Oooooh, I can just taste 'em, boys! By the name of Allah, lay those Islamics right on me!

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In this article from DailyMail that covers his appearance at the Golden Globes, it features a tidbit about him apparently taking a roadtrip with his gang of misfits to a woodland retreat. Since I refuse to download the chink spy app, here are the photos from the DM article:
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Oooooh, I can just taste 'em, boys! By the name of Allah, lay those Islamics right on me!

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If this was an excuse to do Barbie cosplay, then this totally failed. I don’t even need to make the YWNBAW joke; he just looks basic and has no real personality even through these pictures.
 
In this article from DailyMail that covers his appearance at the Golden Globes, it features a tidbit about him apparently taking a roadtrip with his gang of misfits to a woodland retreat. Since I refuse to download the chink spy app, here are the photos from the DM article:
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Oooooh, I can just taste 'em, boys! By the name of Allah, lay those Islamics right on me!

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LMAO at his man back with the sad moob flopped out for a little peek. Like wtf about this looks feminine? No waist to speak of whatsoever. What a hilariously unintended self-roast he has performed here.
That is a scarecrow possessed by the Devil and you cannot convince me otherwise. What the FUCK is up with his roots?! What the additional fuck is up with his stuffed bra? It’s so sad. It’s like a mid-2000s junior prom queen nominee, but if they dragged in a male crack addict off the street as a joke.
 
Whelp, after I talked myself out of suicide, I noticed the toob moob. Looks like we got our answer on hormones.

You monster.
Awww, chin up!

Look at the silver lining. Now, instead of continuing the no-effort woman LARP, he's finally taking the plunge and doing more substantial shit to mutilate himself. Poisoning himself with cross-sex hormones today...stinkditch tomorrow? Given his fame, and the fact that this misadventure is sure to be a complete bodyhorror shitshow, he will definitely peak quite a few more people with what will undoubtedly be a gruesome display (that he'll gladly showcase on TikTok).
 
Man with all of the stylists with all of the team of help, the FFS, and hormones - he looks like a drag queen that's been killed and then reanimated by dark necromancy.

Looks like you might have got cut off, so I finished that up for you!

Awww, chin up!

Look at the silver lining [...]

That's actually a good point that I didn't think of when I was trying to suppress the nausea - anybody else who sees this is going to feel the same thing.
 
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In this article from DailyMail that covers his appearance at the Golden Globes, it features a tidbit about him apparently taking a roadtrip with his gang of misfits to a woodland retreat. Since I refuse to download the chink spy app, here are the photos from the DM article:
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Oooooh, I can just taste 'em, boys! By the name of Allah, lay those Islamics right on me!

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Eww, if I know a thing or two about tits...I know they're not supposed to be all rhe way down there looking like pancake batter hamging off a gremlin with washboard abs.
 
His back looks like a skinny mans with a growth on the side.
In this article from DailyMail that covers his appearance at the Golden Globes, it features a tidbit about him apparently taking a roadtrip with his gang of misfits to a woodland retreat. Since I refuse to download the chink spy app, here are the photos from the DM article:
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Oooooh, I can just taste 'em, boys! By the name of Allah, lay those Islamics right on me!

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I can’t decide if his stylist either

1) is lazy and underpaid so refuses to do more than throw off-the-rack trending designer crap his way with little thought or care

OR

2) actively HATES him and purposely puts him in extreme outfits and looks that undermine his attempts at femininity

If his stylist is a woman, I’d pick the latter. If they’re a fag or “”queer””, it’s gotta be the former.
 
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