Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[buttmunch]

I searched "TV dinner curry UK" and I think I made a discovery:

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Apart from the TV dinner containing the correct type of rice (pilau) it looks identical. I know there's only so many ways a curry can look but I think his far-better half might be picking up ready-cooked meals while passing them off as her own.

EDIT:

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Winner Winner Chicken Curry Dinner

i've heard M&S is for rich posh faggots with money, cog cant afford a sub human indian friend chicken from a low to no hygiene standards shithole on a backstreet, hes not shopping at M&S, also whats the point in being married to a paki if shes not going to make you authentic curries what a disaster....

 

[Geekthulhu]

Kind of out of the blue. But these gay arguments with Josh reminds me of when Cog took issue with a satire video tl;dr made about the Skeptics and all their common tropes. This hit a little to close to home for Cog and and made a whole, true and honest, community rant video with him and his bottom feeder skeptic friends about it not understanding the joke the entire time. I can't find Cog's original response video, but it's all in tl;dr's second video. Goes to show how little has changed for Cog's intelligence in the past 6 years.

Satire video made by tl;dr:

tl:dr responds to Cog:

This is around the time that I decided Cog was a worthless humorless cunt and never wanted to associate with him. Behind the scenes in Discord and Google Hangouts at the time this nigger was sperging out so hard. Literally everyone was telling him, it's just a parody video poking some fun at our group of people. He couldn't understand it and got very upset with a lot of us telling him to just drop it. That it makes him look retarded. After a while most people just rolled their eyes and left to go to other Hangouts or Discord he wasn't in so we didn't have to hear his fucking pathetic tears when TLDR would release some video response or Twitter post about how fucking dumb Cog was. He was so mad that the group wouldn't gang up and bully TLDR for him.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Cog is mad that Ralph has a girlfriend undoubtedly better looking than his mail order indian pig, but the mean Kiwis and Josh won’t indulge his autism.
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I choose to believe Ethan Ralph has gunted every 10 in Mexico now that I know it makes Cog mad. I have nothing to lose and everything to gain by watching him seethe.

I searched "TV dinner curry UK" and I think I made a discovery:

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Apart from the TV dinner containing the correct type of rice (pilau) it looks identical. I know there's only so many ways a curry can look but I think his far-better half might be picking up ready-cooked meals while passing them off as her own.

EDIT:

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Winner Winner Chicken Curry Dinner

There is no way Cog is shopping at M&S, the instant security saw him he'd be on the ground with a knee in his back on the assumption he was a pikey in to steal shit with his tinfoil-lined Sports Direct bag.

This is more Cog's speed:

 

[PauperVita]

Anyone paypigging Cog needs to be 5150’d for their own safety. Like I know in theory there are people out there who are even more pathetic than Cog, Mersh, Vickers, Queen of Pole, Spectre, et al. But it’s something else to be confronted with the reality. Holy fuck.

His paypigs are lolcows in their own right. Some even more prolific. One of them is homeless. I’m not joking. He has furries, trannies (both digital and irl), that one guy who talks like a retard and sends everyone his weird dick pics. They’re amazing specimens.

 

[Geekthulhu]

His paypigs are lolcows in their own right. Some even more prolific. One of them is homeless. I’m not joking. He has furries, trannies (both digital and irl), that one guy who talks like a retard and sends everyone his weird dick pics. They’re amazing specimens.

Yeah. Cog has a lot of degen weirdos in his paypigs. Like this one called Blind Press. This bitch is blind and her husband (which is also a Cogtard) takes nude pics and video of her and sells them to Cog's audience. The worst part is she is at best a slampig. I almost wonder if she understands how horrific she looks? There used to be pics on her and her husband's Twitters to "entice" people to buy.

Here is her OF: https://onlyfans.com/blindpress

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Cog for sure can’t afford to shop at Marks & Spencer or Waitrose. Security wouldn’t even let him in the door. At best he does his shopping at Iceland and Spar, with an occasional wander into the reduced to clear aisles at Tesco and Aldi when security is on break. Here’s a glimpse at this chav’s idea of gourmet cuisine:

 

[Uncle Ben's]

I was going to say that rice didn't look right. The times that I have eaten poojeet food. Their rice is different. That shit on the plate looks like some Uncle Ben instant rice.

C'mon man I never said anything bad about you.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

How stupid is Cog for being mad that other people aren't covering the gunt? Not that many people care anymore but he could have had a monopoly on the topic for the few who still do if he wasn't constantly running around and reminding everyone he exists. This is why Josh and the Casino are kings and he's a fucking chimney sweep.
GIVE.
ME.
WELFARE MONEY!

 

[PauperVita]

Pretty normal day for Cog, nothing too interesting.

Last month Cog tried to platform a pedophile to own Ethan Ralph. Despite numerous warnings, Cog defended and shielded Karlyn Borysenko for 2 days before finally yielding and sabotaging the interview. He would then claim it was all a 4D op to confront Karlyn despite numerous clips contradicting his bullshit story at every turn.

Now someone is making a video to recap this saga, and Cog is so NOT mad that he has quote tweeted his fellow degenerate 30 times in the last hour. It was also revealed that Medicaid Manbot ( tm by @AltisticRight) hasn’t been so loyal behind the scenes and Jonny is raging at him in DMs.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Ethan Ralph getting sober & the Casino/Josh not covering Ralph 24/7 has caused COG’s mind to go berserk. He’s lost it

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Ethan Ralph getting sober & the Casino/Josh not covering Ralph 24/7 has caused COG’s mind to go berserk. He’s lost it

Why? Is he that dumb to not find another topic to talk about?

 

[PauperVita]

Cog posted this video as evidence that somehow exonerates him from claims his brother made that he raped a 14 year old.



However, this video actually lends credence to his brother’s accusations.

1. Cog admits that he stole his brother’s rap beats despite claiming he did not thus demonstrating his brother as truthful.

2. At no point does his other brother (if that is indeed him) ever say the claim is not true. It never even comes up as the stream seems to predate the accusations.

3. Cog admits to doxing his brother.

4. Cog says he got into a physical altercation and points to scratches and bruises on his face.

5. @Geekthulhu claim that Cog is a foster child may indeed be true as when speaking to his other brother, he refers to Michael as “your brother” which is to say the least very odd.

6. The mere act of posting this as if it exonerates him in any way or proves that his brother is super crazy is very dishonest making him look even more guilty.

7. It appears Cog is the one who not only instigated this conflict but ridiculously escalated it. Cog comes off as the crazy brother not Michael even though they’re both clearly retarded.

 

[Geekthulhu]

5. @Geekthulhu claim that Cog is a foster child may indeed be true as when speaking to his other brother, he refers to Michael as “your brother” which is to say the least very odd

But remember Cog says I lie about that one though...

His brain is so damaged he doesn't remember talking Tonka and Vamp in front of Failure and I about how he is adopted and frequently gets left out of family events.

EDIT: Watching through the video posted to exonerate Cog fucking a 14 yo. This entire family seems like a mess lol. I can see why his brother would work with him knowing he is a pedo. If anyone has had the displeasure of irritating or pissing off Cog and he has access to DM you. He literally types shit like his brother. He will bombard you with line after line then HUGE paragraphs out of nowhere and you will have a fuck ton of those before you even get to respond. So it seems like the apples didn't fall far from the peach tree (adoption joke).

 

[PauperVita]

This entire family seems like a mess lol. I can see why his brother would work with him knowing he is a pedo. If anyone has had the displeasure of irritating or pissing off Cog and he has access to DM you. He literally types shit like his brother. He will bombard you with line after line then HUGE paragraphs out of nowhere and you will have a fuck ton of those before you even get to respond

All of this seems just a bit more than standard internet retardation. Not quite the picture Cog paints of a lobotomized schizo wearing a white coat in a padded room: I’m somewhat astonished he posted that as a defense. I can’t decide if autism prevents him from seeing what that video is or if he is trying to deceive people.

 

[Geekthulhu]

All of this seems just a bit more than standard internet retardation. Not quite the picture Cog paints of a lobotomized schizo wearing a white coat in a padded room: I’m somewhat astonished he posted that as a defense. I can’t decide if autism prevents him from seeing what that video is or if he is trying to deceive people.

I'm curious if Thi3ves now agrees with Michael? I heard he was threatening her into silence after she left him. So strange that you would still want to be with a woman after she "cheated" on you. Like Michael said, "Jonny is a control freak with NPD". That is a behavior of someone with NPD. He doesn't want her, but doesn't want anyone else to have her and IF he can't control her within a relationship. Then control her by threatening her.

Thi3ves used to float around the community before, but after her fallout with Cog. She has COMPLETELY disappeared. I would love to have a chat with her and get the real story.

 

[Sammich]

. One of them is homeless. I’m not joking.

Yeah, i think you are talking about "SCybertaz"

 

[Geekthulhu]

Yeah, i think you are talking about "SCybertaz"

Oh it gets worse with SCybertaz. He is homeless yes. He spends all day in Burger King or the public library to have access to the internet. He makes money making fetish stories that have included minors having sexual relations with adults. This guy is a slimy scummy fuck that shouldn't be allowed around children. He also used to donate a lot to Cog, even though this nigger has no place to sleep or anything to eat.

 

[Sammich]

Oh it gets worse with SCybertaz. He is homeless yes. He spends all day in Burger King or the public library to have access to the internet. He makes money making fetish stories that have included minors having sexual relations with adults. This guy is a slimy scummy fuck that shouldn't be allowed around children. He also used to donate a lot to Cog, even though this nigger has no place to sleep or anything to eat.

yeah, was some information floating around about him being a pedo awhile back, not sure what happened but the guy that made the claim turned out to be a lying drunk (TNmarine/danny) and sort of made up some of it.
Not sure what was and wasn't made up, so taz was able to delete all the information and danny got pissed we didn't take him at his word and refused to hand over the archives he had.

 

[Geekthulhu]

yeah, was some information floating around about him being a pedo awhile back, not sure what happened but the guy that made the claim turned out to be a lying drunk (TNmarine/danny) and sort of made up some of it.
Not sure what was and wasn't made up, so taz was able to delete all the information and danny got pissed we didn't take him at his word and refused to hand over the archives he had

Him and Tennessee Marine used to be really tight. TM is a super drunk and I think he let it slip that CyberTaz was homeless and writes erotic stories about minors. Then they started beefing publicly. The thing is that I knew of this before because CyberTaz admitted on Twitter a long time ago of writing these stories. That CyberTaz still hangs out in Cog's chat. Just another pedo Cog is okay with as long as it gives him money and supports him.

 

[Sammich]

Fuck it, here's Michael Steffens (scybertaz) facebook archived I have zero doubt he's a degenerate. Last i heard he got kicked out of the storage shed he lived in that belonged to his uncle. Faggot still throwing 2 dollar donos around though.