The Julays Ninth Annual Lolcow Awards 2023 - Which lolcow will claim the throne?

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CONGRATULATIONS NICK ON ALL YOUR SUCCESS

@A Sunset

Worm? You know you want to sketch them like your French Girls Gay Men in Dresses.

 

[AnOminous]

Really? I was expecting to see him go in a gigaspiral unlike like anything so far, once the 2-4 month delay after the invocation was over, but I think you jinxed it by electing him loty prematurely.

He should probably be disqualified from any future LotY. I'm not sure if that's already a rule.

 

[Twinkletard]

Congratulation on your big win, Nick! Make sure to have a drink to celebrate.

 

[Haramburger]

What are the odds Nick actually acknowledges this win on stream and pretends to not care/dismisses it? 70-30?

 

[Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo]

Rudolph really DID go down in history!

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

What are the odds Nick actually acknowledges this win on stream and pretends to not care/dismisses it? 70-30?

Atleast 70/30 maybe 90/10

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This is bullshit. Rekieta isn’t a lolcow. Anyone who voted for him is horrible and I wish they win a million dollars.

 

[3MMA]

Leave the butthurt in 2023. Now is the time for graciousness. Old Balldo is just waiting for you to plumb his depths. Congratulations to Nick. When his new OP is out, the butthurt complaints will probably still be happening, while other discerning readers might finally understand more thoroughly just why he won. Excellent job, Balldo.

 

[AnOminous]

What are the odds Nick actually acknowledges this win on stream and pretends to not care/dismisses it? 70-30?

One possibility is he completely ignores it. But if he does he will still be seething more than usual.

Another more likely is that he mockingly acknowledges it and goes on at great length about how much he doesn't care, while obviously seething.

Another even less likely is he goes into a screaming, foaming at the mouth seething tantrum. That would be entertaining but he'd have to be retarded and autistic to do that. He definitely shouldn't do that. In fact, I order him not to do that.

Or alternately a slow burn leading up to a seething meltdown.

About the only thing all these have in common is seething.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Congratulation on your big win, Nick! Make sure to have a drink to celebrate.

no child, patrick tomlinson did not lose the vote. that is your delusion.

 

[Punished Neco]

To all the bossman sisters seething in this thread, think of it like another gamba sesh.

I couldn't resist updating this shoddy edit

It's so over

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If 2022 was the Year of the Chud, and 2023 was the year of the ... Gaytor? Whatever it was... Then truly 2024 is the Year of the Balldo!

Drink up, champ! You earned this one.

 

[Lord of the Pajeets]

Congratulations Balldoman!

 

[Dysnomia]

Rekieta is a boring drunk and he absolutely did not deserve lolcow of the year.

To me he's like DSP. I just don't get it.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

I can't hate on a guy for dropping like 150 lbs., sobering up, and getting a girlfriend.

She's a hooker, he's back on Xanis and looks like an old man's testicles.
See how easy that is?

 

[Polentic]

FML DUDE I JUST LOST IT ALL

 

[Post Reply]

I'm one of the disappointed Patposters, but if it were a vote between BossmanJack and Rekeita I would definitely have voted Rekeita. What separates the two is that BMJ has nothing to lose. Austin wakes up every morning with nothing, and he falls asleep every night with nothing. Nick has a fanbase to alienate, a family to lose, and a million dollars to piss and burn. The stakes are higher, and its all the more baffling and fascinating to watch him ruin a life that a lot of people might have envied.

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

If you ask me BMJ being the biggest loser is only fitting. Congrats to all the Balldo heads on the win.

 

[Safir]

Bossman was robbed man. Nick is just so goddamn boring to follow. A drunken retard who streams himself sloshing around in the hot tub occasionally is nowhere near as funny to me as a crack-addicted gambling addict that can go from 6k up to broke in 4 minutes.

I think it's exacely why Nick deserved the win. It would be unfun if LOTY was a pure popularity contest (~ promise of future kahntent); rather, the award should go to whoever has the highest [fail x proximity to fail x (1 + kiwi bonus)] factor. It's not something that can be easily repeated year to year; good.

• Dyldo made history by crashing Bud Light but hasn't suffered personally
• Gunt hasn't changed much since 2022
• Fat was my original vote; he also has the best OP and is involved in woke corruption; however his LOTY 2023 incident is related to another forum
• BMJ is at the bottom and will stay at the bottom
• Dong Jones hasn't suffered personally
• Cyrax is human garbage and proud of it, but there are grosser and prouder trannies
• Fecals is a pest fading from prominence and only his White House ambitions have suffered

Rekieta, as a thot leader turned tranny simp, fell hardest, and a Kiwi community effort triggered the reveal, there's no one more deserving. Is he the funniest all-around? No. Should new people be following him? No. It's enough to just read the relevant posts; good.

 

[Alter Ego]

I had to doublecheck whether Nick's spiral into lolcowdom was all in 2023. The turning point that was the bottle in the ass actually occurred in November 2022, but a month and a half is hardly time to develop for the 2022 awards in which Nick wasn't even nominated for LOTY. Having the whole year of 2023 to fall in spectacular fashion since the original incident makes Nick a worthy winner to me, and I suspect Nick's thread is likely to be the most popular one on the whole site right now.