Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

People were pointing out that Salah texts her like she is his grandma, so I’m sure we will have to be proved wrong somehow, that they have a spicy sexting life. The tiny wheels in her massive melon must be working overtime trying to figure out how to casually and accidentally show proof of it.
So we can expect some sort of slick Mantis Toboggan manoeuvre.

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Salad said fuck this bullshit, you make the videos and give me da money bitch. Foodie will do as told because being in a tiny apartment with an angry Arab that takes all her money and wants to does not want to poop on her is better than being alone in Canada.
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A narc like Chins will go to her death before admitting she was wrong and that all the "I told you so's" were right. The ironic part is, if she had any self respect and told him she wasn't going back and to fuck off, her haydurs and reactors would have given her a bit of respect for that. Of course it would still be funny and they would make jokes forever, but at least people would have to give her a bit of credit for dumping the shit dumper. She wouldn't even have to address the details, she could ignore people saying she lied, was stupid, or whatever. They are just doing it worse now
 
Wow. Shit must've really hit the fan, so to speak, if Cutie is banishing Her Man™ from her channel and she's abandoning her beloved couples channel. Her rubbing our jealous haydur's noses in the fact that she has a "handsomest, studlitest man" has been her raison d'être for over a year now so that narcissistic injury must've cut pretty deep. What's the point of her larping as a devout Muslima in that desert shit box if she can't flaunt her "marriage"? If she's eaiting a salad and under-ripe strawberries then she's either alone or she sent Shitlah to sit in a corner to think about what he's done, lol. But it was 4:00 a.m. Kuwaiti time so maybe she couldn't get a delivery at that time of day and she sure as shit isn't letting Her Man™ out of her sight yet. Cutie really is in quite a pickle and not the kind she loves to hoover.
I am happy that the Man with Soft Hands is gone for now. But we all know how Chantal's mind works. If he made the decision it will stick, if she did it is only temporary. Less than 24 hours later she could announce the return of the Shit Man and upload on the couples channel.
 
I wonder if word got back to Salad's family, and he was warned to keep this scat train in the station. I cant say for certain how his friends feel about her, but its within the realm of possibility someone like Ala ran his mouth to someone out of "concern" for him. Dune coons are a gossipy bunch, and delight in pointing out misdeeds to feel superior. Salad would then be the accountable one to keep his pigwife under control, to avoid more shame. If he stays offline for any great length, I will assume, this is what happened.
 
The fact Salah was in someone's DMs only days after Chantal's fat ass returned to America Junior tells you everything about the situation. To any non-desperate fuck, that would have been a huge red flag. The dude couldn't even wait a month before he was out looking for scat play.

He has no respect for Chantal. He doesn't love Chantal. He sees her as the piggy bank she's proven to be (again to boot). He's just a timid Nader, who wasn't afraid to show his disdain toward Chantal.

None of this is going to get better for her. She can't buy his love. She can pretend, and that's what she'll try to do because everything is a facade with Chantal but they'll both know it's not real.

Really, though, it's hilarious to think that Salah likely thought he had a year-plus alone and she pooted her way back to Kuwait after only weeks of being away. Dude must be miserable lmao
 
(she said she read them all...before the latest ones came out lol).
It's really funny that she keeps saying this because no she did not. Salah had his messages on vanish mode which means they disappear after being sent on his side and he was trying get KaiBella to do it as well.

Bless the girl for lying to him and saying she did.

Gunrar is probably flipping the fuck out because she cant get ahead of the messages because doesn't know if or when the next ones will drop and how bad they will be.

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WEIGHING-IN AND OTHER MATTERS
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All I heard was the Peanuts adults…
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Super sweaty, with low BMI whispery voice and extra-long blinks.
June - the hottest month in Kuwait - will be upon us before you know it. 130° in the shade? Can’t wait.

Local archive.

WEIGHING-IN AND OTHER MATTERS​

January 8th, 2024
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Scatlah isn't on her channel or talked about anymore, but still using that interracial couple tag!

 
I’m sorry but who the fuck eats a meal at 4am? I might wake up then and go for a piss but that’s usually it.

This longish, old-ish take on dying from diabetes ketoacidosis came up last week,, and it gives a glimpse into what FB might be feeling.

TL:DR takeaway from the post:
"Soon you're sobbing for air like you've been running a marathon... your body is so dehydrated you're losing your mind and your organs are failing, your cells are so hungry they're literally eating themselves, and so much potassium is backed up in your blood that your heart's muscle-pumps get overwhelmed by the back-pressure and your heart just… stops."



We kinda tend to think of insulin and sugar as polar opposites. Too much insulin and your sugar goes away and your brain tissues starve; too little insulin and your blood sugar goes up and, uh, this is bad. Somehow.

That's really just part of the picture. Yes, the syrupy-thick blood is super bad. Sugar is corrosive to the blood vessels (just ask any nurse who's pushed dextrose 50% into an IV and watched the vein blow) and over time even moderately high blood sugars rip and scar your arteries and veins.

This is incredibly bad for things like your legs, which are the farthest from your heart and have a hard time getting blood back and forth to begin with.

A few years of sticky scratchy sugar blood, and the nerves die from poor circulation, wounds stop healing because no blood is getting to them, and eventually your legs just rot off. The syrupy-sweet blood is just fudge sauce on the leg-flesh sundae that bacteria love to eat. This is why diabetics lose their legs. (The nerve damage is why diabetics go blind.)

Your kidneys, likewise, are almost entirely made of blood vessels. Too much sugar gouging out your Kidneys = scarred up kidney circuits that are too damaged to let the water through.

Bonus: when your blood sugar is insanely high, your kidneys can try to compensate by squeezing sugar directly 'out through your blood filters, which lets you piss away the dangerously gooey stuff... but rips holes, in your filters, essentially. This is why diabetics have kidney failure and end up on dialysis.

On top of all that, your heart and brain blood vessels get shredded to boot, which is why diabetics have so many strokes and heart attacks. Diabetes is bad shit.

But there's something even more dangerous than just having your blood turn into razor soup. Thick, dense blood is like a sponge, sucking water out of your tissues (read: organs and muscles). When your body enters a diabetic crisis, you become so thirsty you can't fucking stand it.

Undiagnosed diabetics are often spotted because they pack a couple gallon jugs of water to bed with them when they sleep at night. And as soon as their blood thins out a little, their kidneys dump all that new water in an attempt to flush out the sugar, further ripping themselves to shreds... which is why undiagnosed diabetics are also often spotted because they pee themselves in public or spend 2/3 of their day pissing away the gallons of water they're chugging.

Soda-fountain guy was thirsty as fuck, and all his body's instincts were telling him to slam a bunch of liquid. But why the fuck choose soda syrup? What the hell?

To answer that one, let's get back to what insulin does. It doesn't magically make sugar go away; your cells have their mouths locked shut to keep them from eating every damn thing that goes by, and insulin is the key that unlocks them.

If your body doesn't make insulin (because it destroyed all its own insulin cells), fuckin blows to be you, because your cells will starve surrounded by delicious food.

If your body is fat as hell and all that fat is secreting endocrine shit to inform your body that lot more insulin to open those locks. (This part is the least-understood part of the whole fat diabetes cascade, but while we don't know exactly how it happens, we do know that excess fat leads almost inevitably to insulin resistance, and the 'almost' is generous.) So now your cells can't eat.

Your blood is getting thicker because the onslaught of sugar isn't slowing, but your cells are starving to death, being ripped apart by sludgy sugar sauce, and having all the water sucked out of them by your spongey thick blood.

Insulin also allows your cells to eat the potassium they need to keep their internal pumps running, so now your potassium is backing up, causing your blood to become acidic, and making all your cell's pumps run backward.

In desperation, your cells start burning protein, which is a really poor energy source because it's actually the cell's furniture and tools. At this point, shit inside your cells is so bad that instead of putting food on the table, they're chewing on the table legs in case the varnish is edible.

This is why that poor motherfucker was drinking sugar syrup. He was literally starving to death.

Many diabetics think they have low blood sugar right up until they realize their blood sugar is actually high-their cells just can't eat any of it. Broken-down proteins and fats produce ketones. Starving cells produce lactic acid. Between those two and all the extra potassium, your blood turns to acid in your veins.

Over time, your kidneys might have been able to slowly compensate for that by secreting bicarbonate, but right now they're busy squeezing sugar and potassium out through their battered assholes.

The only other way your body can try to fix the whole 'acid blood' problem is by blowing off as much carbon dioxide as possible, since carbon dioxide is acidic when dissolved in blood.

Soon you're sobbing for air like you've been running a marathon (another situation in which stressed-out and starving cells dump tons of lactic acid), your body is so dehydrated you're losing your mind and your organs are failing, your cells are so hungry they're literally eating themselves, and so much potassium is backed up in your blood that your heart's muscle-pumps get overwhelmed by the back-pressure and your heart just… stops.

If you're lucky. Massive organ failure due to combined starvation and shredding is your other, slower option.

DKA is a horrible way to die.

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I do not go hurpling around to other countries, being a poor fag and whatnot, but maybe you know. How easy would it be for her to smuggle in those THC Gummys? I ask because she did say right before leaving Canada, she shopped at the dollar store and bought a bunch of sponges....for cleaning...like she would bother cleaning.

Could she have bought like a 20 pack, and then cut a slit in each sponge, stuffed some gummies in and then back in the wrapper, so the x-ray wouldn't see them, or at the very most they would just assume the lump would be sponge matter? I find it odd she would buy so much weed shit right before leaving, forcing her to just give it up. This is the bitch that ate and drank the presents she bought her family for xmas. She would never waste THC.
 
I do not go hurpling around to other countries, being a poor fag and whatnot, but maybe you know. How easy would it be for her to smuggle in those THC Gummys? I ask because she did say right before leaving Canada, she shopped at the dollar store and bought a bunch of sponges....for cleaning...like she would bother cleaning.

Could she have bought like a 20 pack, and then cut a slit in each sponge, stuffed some gummies in and then back in the wrapper, so the x-ray wouldn't see them, or at the very most they would just assume the lump would be sponge matter? I find it odd she would buy so much weed shit right before leaving, forcing her to just give it up. This is the bitch that ate and drank the presents she bought her family for xmas. She would never waste THC.
I would assume if she did bring them, they were placed in the bottom of a multi gummy vitamin bottle.

No idea if drug dogs can detect it. I would assume not. I would NOT FAFO with weed or even edibles in the Middle East but through domestic US flights I usually bring flower with me and a tiny clean chillum that I stick on the end of a makeup brush (lol) and I get thru every time, although I do get nervous because it’s a dumb move always. But fuck bringing illegal substances to sand land.

She’s sober and seething.
 
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lure in anymore internet strange
I keep wanting to argue that there ain't nobody out there being enticed by Sally's eyebrow arch and his MS Word '98 text-to-speech sounding voice, but then I remember how upset and thirsty Redditors got about him when she first announced their contract.
Salah is perfect and KaiBella is a whore. Thank you.
In that Muslim milieu that she's in, this is literally considered true. I mean, they make their women wear head to toe sacks because the sight of their wanton ankle might make any given man horny, and therefore that ankle shower sinned against God. That whole "deception" thing in Islam (and in fundie Christian circles) is about women causing men to sin by making them want to fuck a woman they aren't allowed to fuck.

In that frame, Kaibella is ABSOLUTELY the perpetrator and Sally is a victim of that whore woman who deceived him. Islam is a great religion for anyone who hates women - whether that person is a man or woman themselves. No wonder Chinny felt the pull (eye roll here).

unless her anger burned off 10 lbs)
How has she lost ONLY ten pounds if she's been actually eating healthily? That's my question. She was squatting on a couch for two weeks, had an emotional breakdown, flew internationally, and has been ostensibly in a difficult marriage situation, and in those three-ish weeks this hamplanet lost ten whole pounds. That's pathetic. She could/should have EASILY lost 20lbs in her first month. Not that she'd continue like that, but if she was watching her sodium and stuff she'd have shed at least that much in water weight.

Ten pounds is a rounding error at that size, Chantal. Not a flex.

thank cancer
She didn't have cancer. Sorry to nitpick but I don't want it to slip into Chinny's lore that she's a cancer survivor. Amberlynn had cancer, lifebyjen maybe had cancer, but Chantal just had a gigantic ovarian cyst and probably crazy fibroids (speculation on the fibroids) and got herself a full hysterectomy. She kinda dangled "pre-cancer" and stuff but it's bullshit. She had a hysterectomy to try to make Bibi not leave her and because she's a fat fuck who ate her way out of a uterus.
 
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Kuwait has a ton of ‘Do Not’ rules; especially it seems, in relation to drugs, alcohol and porn.

There are only so many ways you can smuggle stuff into a country and I expect Kuwaiti customs staff know them all.

Hiding gummies in gummies is an old trick, just like trying to hide tablets with tablets.

As to stuffing anything in the sponges, that would be picked up in x ray.

On the ball agents and drug sniffing drugs would pick up any tricks Chantal would try.

Statistically her best bet would have been to mail them to herself but even that would be a huge risk in a country that really frowns officially on drugs.
 
LifebyJen didn’t have cancer either, for the record. Fat fucks get cysts and weird shit growing inside and out that sometimes bleed. Jen was as much of a liar as Chantal and she stopped the whole cancer arc when it never grew or spread (the reason cancer is feared.)

Interesting that Shital said she won’t make it until 45. She’s right but does she really know that, and does she understand how miserable the years leading up to 45 will be?

It’ll be interesting to see if Scatlah really abandoned her in his sex den. She’ll have to order food and if she put everything in his name it could be hard to manage.

We now know 100% what Scatlah is all about. But Chinny’s finances will remain a mystery.
 
Smuggling gummies into countries with strict drug laws is possible, but the possibility of getting caught is pretty high too. You may have better than a 50-50 chance, but I doubt you have a 90% chance in most countries.

There are many ways to detect drugs. For one, there are sniffer dogs. People often expect some kind of big bloodhound to be a sniffer dog, but you'd be surprised. At one foreign airport, a woman was walking a cute-looking chow type dog. Mrs. Courage innocently reached down to pet him, and the lady said "don't touch him, he's working". You'd never expect that little fluffy dog to be a sniffer dog, but he was.

You also have the X-ray machine to deal with. If you have pills in a bottle in your luggage, is is a rare customs inspector that will not ask what kind of pills you have. Usually, they will want to open the bottle. If you try sticking the gummies in something else, like a laptop or a tube of toothpaste, the X-ray will detect it and the anomaly will be investigated. So, it is unwise to stash them in a pill bottle or luggage.

You could try hiding them in your clothes, but most airports will make you remove your shoes and body scanners will usually detect weird things hidden in clothing (and new machines are frighteningly good at it).

So what's left? You could shove them up an orifice, which would be very difficult for Fatso to do. You could swallow them in condoms, but if they think you are acting squirrely, they will x-ray your whole body and then lock you in a cell with a special transparent toilet until you produce them.

What if she bribes someone? That's a dangerous game. She would have to be discreet (not her strong suit), and she'd have to offer a sum considerably higher than incentives to turn in people offering bribes. I don't think slipping a C-note to someone at customs is going to do anything more than insult him.

Could she have stashed them in her headscarf or rolls of fat or inside her underwear? Sure, it's possible. They don't catch everyone. But she would be taking a serious gamble if she gets caught. Would she face jail time? Possibly. Being Canadian wouldn't save her from prosecution; idiots of the commonwealth have been executed by firing squad in some Asian countries for such tomfoolery, albeit with more serious drugs.

I wouldn't put it past her to try to smuggle in gummies, and if she got away with it this time, then kudos to El Stupid. If she did, she'll be emboldened to do it again, and next time she might not be so lucky. Fortunately for her, she is also a coward, so she might not be brave enough to try something so dumb. But we can never underestimate how stupid she really is.

She hasn't looked stoned to me yet, but I will keep an eye on that.
 
Short aside on the perils of drug smuggling into countries that frown upon that sort of thing - and by that I mean all of them so don’t do it kids! I once worked admin at a construction site and one of our drivers wasn’t too bright. He was so un-bright in fact that he thought it a great idea to have some fun time mailed to him through the postal network. As secretary I of course signed for the parcel upon receipt, threw it in the pile then went to lunch with my colleague.

We’re in the local town centre when my friend got pulled over by the Police for a ‘random traffic stop’. She’s 18 and freaking out as these guys check her car and details (and MY details, um okay). We finally get through this, return to work and find the place has been evacuated whilst sniffer dogs and search teams tear it to bits. Turns out the Postman was in fact an undercover officer and we never did see that particular dumb construction worker again. No idea what was in the parcel but my Boss wasn’t pleased that day I can tell you.

So no. Smuggling drugs is not easy nor recommended, especially through airports, the postal system or any route not already utilised by thugs and gangsters. It does however make for an interesting time for those not affected so please Chantal, give it a go just make sure to be filming when they kick your door down!
 
I keep wanting to argue that there ain't nobody out there being enticed by Sally's eyebrow arch and his MS Word '98 text-to-speech sounding voice, but then I remember how upset and thirsty Redditors got about him when she first announced their contract.
I still don't completely buy that KaiBella was trolling, I think she genuinely wanted Salah but the sandnigga's game was so bad it turned her the other way. If Salah had been Mr. GQ smooth talkin' playboy that didn't talk about poop and pee I imagine this arc would have gone an entirely different direction. Nigger really has that show bob vagene game, it's really bad.
 
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