Who’s your favorite underage user?

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someone told me my old banned kiwifarms fake electronic girlfriend shoplifter7 was underage the whole entire time, which i sincerely hope is a Lie because i think she sent unsolicited Boobs Photographs to a bunch of people, which would be like mailing anthrax a little bit. but in any case she is long gone from here, dead nigh on two year ago from a ban hammer blow to the base of her skull and buried, probably, somewhere in the Siberian Tundra.
 
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Cats said:
someone told me my old banned kiwifarms fake electronic girlfriend shoplifter7 was underage the whole entire time, which i sincerely hope is a Lie because i think she sent unsolicited Boobs Photographs to a bunch of people, which would be like mailing anthrax a little bit. but in any case she is long gone from here, dead nigh on two year ago from a ban hammer blow to the base of her skull and buried, probably, somewhere in the Siberian Tundra.
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Don't lie you ate her after her nullecution
 
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WHERE ARE THE LOLI KIWIS????.......
 
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CowPox said:
I've come to the conclusion that roughly 65% of this site is peopled by users under 16 years of age and the most adamant and vocal of the anti pedophiles here are actively grooming them.
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My favourite part about farms is reading such bangers as "What's wrong with incest?; It's normal to have a rape fetish; They are just pixels; Banning shota and loli is against my rights and is a disgusting censorship!" and other very smart statements from very smart individuals who, for some reason, decide to justify all kinds of fetishes, perversions and illegal activity imaginable on, of all places, a website that actively bullies people for grooming and dreaming of having sex with your mother.
 
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The Gorillacat, preparing to Snort a fully-grown adult human man directly up into her monkeynostrils as though he were a slender line of cocainá. His deceased body will travel through the sinuses until delicately coming to rest upon the cat's midbrain, whereupon the Toxoplasmosid Aquamoebae living there will begin digesting it, kickstarting the process of absorbing and assimilating the human being's knowledge, power, consciousness, and soul into both the parasites themselves as well as the host animal.​
 
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EvaXephon said:
My favourite part about farms is reading such bangers as "What's wrong with incest?; It's normal to have a rape fetish; They are just pixels; Banning shota and loli is against my rights and is a disgusting censorship!" and other very smart statements from very smart individuals who, for some reason, decide to justify all kinds of fetishes, perversions and illegal activity imaginable on, of all places, a website that actively bullies people for grooming and dreaming of having sex with your mother.
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Rape and incest should be legal.
 
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Unsane said:
Why should rape and incest be legal?

Please elaborate with humorous postings if you're intent on being so edgy, otherwise it's just dull word salad.

Make us laugh and be entertaining.
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Rape feels really good because of the thrill of the hunt plus when you do surprise anal rape it’s especially fun because then you get the poop on the penis. I like sticking my dick in an unsuspecting man (or woman) anus and smearing the liquid diarrhea feces all over my shaft. Hee hee. But those pesky laws make it difficult because sometimes I almost get caught. Oh yeah and incest is okay because it brings beautiful people like me into the world.
 
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