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Does Jack Jr. even work anymore or is he just a NEET?
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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The face of a man who has outsmarted those greedy doctors.
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He said 270, not 279.
Fat fuck sounds like he's about to cry. So happy that his ears and eyebrows aren't dry? Doesn't seem to understand that his SHUGUR going down and then up means he's still consuming SHUGUR. "it's not magic, it's science, I lost weight eating as much food as I wanted" bullshit. Claims he'd eat a third of a chuck roast at a time for dinner but could get 2 or 3 dinners out of it... that math just doesn't work. Also doesn't say how large the roasts are. Talks about eating sausage and bacon... it's just going to be the same processed crap he's been eating.
Claims that all of his numbers are "down" yet his BP is still over 160, SHUGUR keeps going up... this man clearly has no idea wtf he's eating and he's already lied about ingredients in the stupid pizza video. Can only imagine the shit he's shoveling into his face off camera. We also still haven't seen his new fat on the go asking other people what food tastes like bullshit.
Claims that all of his numbers are "down" yet his BP is still over 160, SHUGUR keeps going up... this man clearly has no idea wtf he's eating and he's already lied about ingredients in the stupid pizza video. Can only imagine the shit he's shoveling into his face off camera. We also still haven't seen his new fat on the go asking other people what food tastes like bullshit.
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I think he does still work, but my only real supporting evidence is that if he wasn't working, Jack probably would have press ganged him into helping with the shows filming rather than Tammy.
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Well, he's right, because if he actually did the carnivore diet right, his doctors' losses would be a mortifician's gain.
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For the entire three minutes he was really struggling to breathe normally. But at least his ankles aren't as dry, so that's gud
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Charles also has his own career and money, and he has bankrolled at least some of Jack's failed businesses.
From their online presences, I'd guess that Jack tried to play mini-me to his older brother, but Jack was too big of a dunce to manage any career. At first he tried to be a DJ/radio personality, but that flopped because Jack isn't funny or charming. Then he tried a bunch of grifts including some dot-bomb web sites and then his "gourmet" sauces and then YouTube. Depending on the details of their financial relationship, Jack may have cost Charles quite a bit of money.
Jack is framing this video to show his "good" side (the non-palsied one). See, his "new" "diet" is working! As for his claimed weight reduction, maybe his dead hand finally rotted off, or his body is trying to flush the toilet cleaner Tammy adds to his coffee every morning.
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That's the one nice aspect of this family, they ARE there for each other. They're pure unmotivated trash, but at the very least they stick together, Charles has propped up Jack, Tammy has literally wiped his ass for years, Brianna steps in here and there when asked, even Jr. grunts out a syllable. Conversely, Jack and Tammy engineered a way to keep their completely failed son and his new bride housed. Now whether any of these mutual bailouts are a good thing is up for debate. It's a garbage pile but it's almost sweet, the Scalfanis against the world.
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I'm solidly in the "Its good" camp. Its infinitely preferable for these people to prop eachother up and find fiscal and life stability in family, rather than break up into multiple benefits and healthcare dependent households that can't afford anything that they're doing. Jack's managed to avoid letting it all descent into a tax dollar grift, and he does get recognition for that, despite all his failings.
Considering his son's usage of that naughty gamer word, I like to think Jack really did mean to say "Colorguard".
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I mean, if Tammy isn't using every tax dodge her dollar-store accounting degree can help her think up, she's even more of a fool than she was when she married Jack.
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You're not wrong, but there's a wide difference between minimizing your tax loss and riding the tugboat. I doubt she needs to do much to massage their taxes anyway, they've never made great money from the look of it. Just being aware of deductions and keeping receipts would get 90% of it.
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I don't understand how TJ Services could be a tax grift. It's not like business taxes work similar to personal raxes; $5000 (being extremely generous) in income and $50000 in expenses doesn't mean Jack gets a $45000 refund in April. If TamHam was still a contractor and they lumped their two things together I can def see it worth the effort then, but she's usually had a proper employer she'd be submitting a W2 for.
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I fully expect Jack to die midstream or doing a jack on the go at some gas station, trying to hork down gas station tacos.
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By Jack's own admission his blood pressure qualifies for stage 2 hypertension (source).
If you don't know, hypertension is the most prevalent risk factor for stroke. Nth impact imminent!
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Big ups on catching it on time. This comment is not in the comments section anymore. Looks like he saw it.
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Late I know but saw this and thought of Jack, it's on clearance for $35, he can use it for his next larp of wanting to rehab his dead limb
