Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Oh, so close Salad...

 

[The Judean People's Front]

What gonna smell like?

I just saw that someone else on Twitter got to this gif before I did, but oh well

 

[Whitney Houston On Crack]

As he himself says, she is his Christian God of Farts, which is a title he doesn't seem to have bestowed upon Chantal. Imagine Chantal losing out to someone else in a God of Farts competition.

Chantal couldn't possibly be The Christian God Of Farts. After all, she is a true and honest Muslim.

 

[Schmooo]

That Giorgio Moroder synthesizer theme sends shivers up my fucking spine.

It’s the perfect score for the film. Along with the lead character’s heartbeat - I was riveted the first time I saw it.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Move over Chantal, KaiBella take a seat. There is only one lovely Canadian who is legally a woman who will fart on Salad all day.

Spoiler: Trust me Salad, 100% authentic woman and farts I swear.

 

[12345]

Move over Chantal, KaiBella take a seat. There is only one lovely Canadian who is legally a woman who will fart on Salad all day.

No need to lie to him, he was in Thailand with ladyboys, remember? He probably won't be freaked out.

 

[Constellationzero]

You'd get more envy if you married Peetz.

Sjam. And they do CRUNK cooking.

But it'll never happen even though water seeks its own level.

 

[How_are_you]

lol, this utter sped...

I know fatso likes to claim he only wants to use her face like a toilet, but he sounds awful needy... As he himself says, she is his Christian God of Farts, which is a title he doesn't seem to have bestowed upon Chantal. Imagine Chantal losing out to someone else in a God of Farts competition.

For my money, the most satisfying thing to happen in well over a year is the unmasking of the Golden Prince as an immature, shit-obsessed, philandering retard. I've seen people on YouTube get busted for embarrassing texts before, but many recover from the incident and retain their popularity. This sap was never popular, and he has dug his grave so deep there can never be any rehabilitation of his image.

Memo to Clotso: it's all over. You'll never get envy for being involved with this pathetic incel. You'd get more envy if you married Peetz. Some old biddies are still convinced that he's a "nice guy". He isn't; he's another immature, sexually twisted incel. But at least he isn't into feces and farts. As far as we know, anyway.

But of course, chantal has seen ALL OF THESE, right? So, no problem!

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

My god, there’s no bottom to reach with these texts!! Pun intended.

 

[Dutch Courage]

My god, there’s no bottom to reach with these texts!! Pun intended.

Not yet, anyway...



Salah is concerned that Kaibella is single; he can't understand it. He reassures her with a heart...

 

[Chantopolis tour guide]

Car door: Proof Scatlah rarely fingers Chinny's latch.

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[DefCon Dumb]

I love the way Kaibella is dribbling out those texts - talk about Kuwaiti water torture. Chantal’s video from earlier is way too calm and heavily scripted and she’s turning herself inside out trying to be calm and mature. Snicker.

It’s amuses me to try to weigh the balance of power between these 2 right now as more and more, (I’ve seen them all!), texts are released. Did she really believe him when he said there was nothing else? Did he think Kaibella wouldn’t release them? Is there similar material with other women?

Trying to figure those answers out and frantically seeking damage control strategies must be driving Chantal mad and quickly shorting out her few remaining functioning brain cells.

She clearly holds the financial power in this relationshit in terms of earnings but who has unfettered access to those earnings is another story. He might be the only one with easy access to her funds in Kuwait but if she leaves he’s screwed.

‘Prestige power’… for a number of years she’s hung her hats on the Supreme Flex of having a man. I knew she was desperate but this level of desperation is appalling. Every revealed text increases the disgust normies feel about such critters. Yet as of now, she’s willing to hang on to him by her shit stained fingernails.

For now she says he won’t appear on her channel and nothing is going on the couples’ channel. BUT… by next week, this week will be solidly IN THE PAST, according to her feeble reasoning and watch her try to reintroduce him; first by mentions, (lots of ‘muh huzzband’), then glimpses of his baby soft hands until he’s right back in there.

It’s clear now no matter what he says or does, she’s okay with it, so he can remove the power of being married by simply leaving. Hell, he may already be gone and her effectively saying he’s banished may be a cover for that.

Whatever is going on, you can bet they’re tangled in one hell of a power struggle that’s pointless because neither can be redeemed in the viewers’ minds at this point.

I don’t know what is going on in the minds of those encouraging her to work things out and praising her currently doing so. Life isn’t a Hallmark movie or Harlequin novel and this is going to end not with a bang but a whimper.., lots of whimpering.

To end, at least the next few weeks will play out thusly and to badly paraphrase her:

Over the next looooong period of time we’re going to jeer and sneer at you and you’re going to seek out and read every word and eat it. We’re going to taunt the shit out of you and you’re going to eat it up and keep reacting and raging. Just watch!

 

[repentance]

Not yet, anyway...

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Salah is concerned that Kaibella is single; he can't understand it. He reassures her with a heart...

I really hope she asked Salah why he was single when his world collided with Chantal's and that she has a screenshot of his answer.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

It's just a fantasy! He would never treat a high value female like Chantal like that, obviously KaiBella is asking for it! It's not his fault!! WHERE IS YOUR MAN??!!

Chantal must be choking for a good ol' fashioned THC and pout-zeeen beeze right about now, but I suppose shisha and turds with rice will have to do.

 

[A borscht-on]

I just have to stop for a minute--still have a few pages to catch up on--and thank you guys for being the wittiest, sharpest motherfuckers on the internet. This particular Chantal atrocity / delight has brought out your best: hilarity, insight, observations, scat and bathroom puns for eternity, enthusiasm, good nature, and a good time. This past year has been excruciatingly interminable, finding some of the most whip-smart of us droning on for pages about the hamster, the Temu car, the godforsaken shit logs on rice (prescient!), about Canadian citizenship laws, about diabetes...

...and then this happens. And this thread explodes like fireworks at a fairground, and we couldn't be partying any harder right now. It's like we collectively prayed for something wild and zany to occur, but I don't think a single one of us could have ever, ever imagined this.

You're the best, fam.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Car door: Proof Scatlah rarely fingers Chinny's latch.
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The “opens doors for me” was such a bizarre flex, only today did it dawn on me why this would a big deal. Like if you made me list “reasons my husband is wonderful” door opening wouldn’t make the top 100 if it would even occur to me to mention it. It the type of thing that might seem significant on some early dates as signs he’s thoughtful or trying to impress? Idk, but it was the first and only thing that immediately seemed to come to mind for Chantal. The bar is low af.

But today I was at Target and as I parked an old man in the car to my left got out of his car and walked towards my car. I waited since he was in front of my door because he was coming to open the passenger door for his wife. She was old too, a little heavy but obviously had a few health issues that made it harder for her to get around at her age. He gingerly opened the door and helped her get out. They then walked hand in hand into the store together and it warmed my cold dark heart. But it made me realize that door opening, and assistance getting out, is a very big deal if you actually struggle to open doors or get in and out of cars.

Getting in and out of a car is probably one of Chantal’s harder physical tasks in daily life. I remember having some very minor difficulties getting out of cars when I was 8 month pregnant. I cannot imagine adding 300 additional pounds on top of that. Even regular entrance doors could pose an embarrassment, so someone to open it wide, all the way, for a beach ball frame would be an important consideration. It’s probably hard to open heavy public doors when your gut is the same as your arm reach.

 

[Kier Starmer]

A lumberjack-looking man held the door open for me, he must want to anally rape me and possibly shit on me I assume.

 

[Tiresome]

This is maybe the most precarious moment of Chins' deliberately public life, she willingly tied the anchor chain of Hubby Doo-Doo back around her neck to claim her MAN, but having got him, she can neither flaunt him nor redeem him as long as Kybella keeps feeding these texts. Thus, she can't upload outings (because she can't travel by herself, lest some Arab mariner see a chance to reignite the whale trade) nor can she livestream the delicious food hubband brought her while mooning over how much she WUVS him. Her topics for conversation, now that she is PROPER MUSLIMA have dwindled to...her weight loss journey, which even she knows by now is a complete non-starter when everyone signed up back in the day for farty mukbangs. Shitter's full, babe. Shitter's full.

 

[Ghuleh]

yo like where is salad's dick pic everyone keeps talking about it like they have seen it but wot post the actual picture... mad annoying?!?!?!?!

Kaibella didn’t release the uncensored version.

 

[I call shenanigans]

A lumberjack-looking man held the door open for me, he must want to anally rape me and possibly shit on me I assume.

Leave FFG’s fake flannel wearing man alone you homewrecking skank. (j/k)