🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 326 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 519 50.7%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 178 17.4%

  • Total voters
    1,023
Tay was very reluctant to pick between TJ and Jimmy. Jet had to basically force her to do it. She went third, and both other girls had already picked TJ, so her vote wouldn't have mattered. She picked TJ, but I wonder if her vote would have been different if this weren't the case?
Tay was treating the forced date between TJ and her the other night as if it was some terrible thing. Bitch is weird.
 
Jimmy starts out by calling himself the "boss nigger". Very different approaches.

Jimmy is shirtless and wearing wrapping paper bows on his nipples.

Jimmy is the sort of guy who spends time in the Women Hate thread, so naturally, TJ wins. Jimmy even calls women hussies during his speech, and openly talks about consent and says he's pretty much harmless unless you make him mad.

126 IQ moves
 
Tay was treating the forced date between TJ and her the other night as if it was some terrible thing. Bitch is weird.
She's probably doing everything she can to avoid getting sucked into a forced romance arc. (honestly understandable)

A TTS from the audience offered to marry Shinji so he can get a green card, and he said he's planning to ask Summer. He then walked it back and said he was joking, which I hope is true.

Edit: Tay is talking about what the pills might have been and mentions that she didn't feel hungry when she "ate a spoonful of butter just now". Why the fuck was she eating straight butter?
 
Last edited:
Untitled30.png
Gold Clan pays to free Jimmy from the dog house. Everyone on TTS is being savage to Kanye

Untitled31.png
Ben gives a pep talk to Brittany

Untitled32.png
Sam tells Josie to get the autism test results
 
Last edited:
Judge read out the autism test results. TJ and Trish (!!!?) scored higher than average but not high enough to be autistic. Brittany was the only one who scored high enough for the test to say she was autistic. Jimmy scored a 7, which was well below average, making him supposedly the least autistic person in the house. Judge read out loud some of his answers and it was obvious that he took the test wrong. (saying "strongly agree" for "I am good at social chit chat" and "I am good at telling when people are bored of listening to me talk")

These tests aren't able to be used for official diagnosis, but they can give people a good sense of where they might be on the spectrum. I'm curious which one they used.

Are you sure she didnt say peanut butter?
She just said butter but it's possible she meant peanut butter. Tai was talking about eating peanut butter a few minutes earlier so maybe that was something they were all doing that I missed.
 
Judge read out the autism test results. TJ and Trish (!!!?) scored higher than average but not high enough to be autistic. Brittany was the only one who scored high enough for the test to say she was autistic. Jimmy scored a 7, which was well below average, making him supposedly the least autistic person in the house. Judge read out loud some of his answers and it was obvious that he took the test wrong. (saying "strongly agree" for "I am good at social chit chat" and "I am good at telling when people are bored of listening to me talk")

These tests aren't able to be used for official diagnosis, but they can give people a good sense of where they might be on the spectrum. I'm curious which one they used.

So Jimmy is basically too autistic for the autism test
 
There' is only peanut butter, veggies, and grits to eat in the house. Tay doesn't have much of a choice when it comes to eating right now, ED aside.

Someone paid for a force date between Jimmy and Abby. This comes after Abby has said multiple times Jimmy is weird and that she obviously doesn't like him.

Jimmy tells Jet that Abby's a "terrible chess player" and that he knows she's going to leave next. I missed half of the conversation but it sounds like Jimmy threw Abby's shit out of the window? Jet said that's a good "negging" idea right there.

Jimmy also said he won't be mean to Abby, he will be nice, unless she isn't nice to him. I can't see this date going very well. If production was smart they should pull her aside and tell her to fake being happy and thrilled with Jimmy for content factor but then again maybe even they know that might lead to disaster.
 
Judge read out the autism test results. TJ and Trish (!!!?) scored higher than average but not high enough to be autistic. Brittany was the only one who scored high enough for the test to say she was autistic. Jimmy scored a 7, which was well below average, making him supposedly the least autistic person in the house. Judge read out loud some of his answers and it was obvious that he took the test wrong. (saying "strongly agree" for "I am good at social chit chat" and "I am good at telling when people are bored of listening to me talk")

These tests aren't able to be used for official diagnosis, but they can give people a good sense of where they might be on the spectrum. I'm curious which one they used.
Tay scored the highest, a 41. She was autistic as well. And Judge said the results from Trish's indicated narcissism. She had a 26 (I think)


Untitled33.png
Jimmy and Brittany have a forced date. While getting ready in his room, Jimmy throws Brittany's bag out the window, which was still open after the room was being detoxed. Jet and Ben both think it's hilarious. It's some boss nigga shit.

Untitled34.png
When Ben and Jet leave, Jimmy begins singing a song and pacing around while talking into the Joker Jimmy phone
 
The date has started. Abby is crying, Jimmy seems concerned. She says Jet found her backpack and it was wet and her stuff ruined. Abby asks Jimmy if he did it. He replies "You had one act of mercy... I warned you." :story:

She asks if he's psychotic or something. Jimmy says she didn't want to but he's the boss nigga. Abby is just sniffling and crying.

TBH Abby crying and being sad might actually make her get a simp army since everything else she's been doing has failed so far. TTS is already shitting on Jimmy for what he did.

Abby asks why Jimmy is being mean. He says her attitude isn't going to work. He knows she was sent here to drive him nuts so he'll lose the game. He says that everything she's said to him has been negative, she's bullying him, even after he tried being nice. Say's she called him weird and other insults. Jimmy said that Abby's targeting him so he's targeting her. Abby tries to say that she isn't doing anything to him but he's not buying it and just keeps telling her he's playing the game right.

Abby says her ID and shit was in her backpack. Jimmy says that was dumb of her, that she should keep her important stuff in the basement, that's where his stuff is. She says she didn't know that was an option.

Jimmy says the only way for him to stop targeting Abby is for her to stop targeting him. She said she isn't targeting him, he says he knows she is. Now Jimmy is giving his typical trauma story. Ugh god.

Someone bought a fish toy for Chris to swap with Jimmy. Chris takes over teaching Abby how to play chess. TTS says that Jimmy got mogged by someone 7 years younger than him. Abby responds "I mogged everyone in this house." Jimmy says "Hardly." and then warns Abby not to touch his shit when he leaves. Jimmy also warned Chris that he has steel toed boots lol wtf

Jimmy is now teaching Chris and Abby how to play chess because apparently Chris doesn't actually know all the rules.

The date is officially over. Jet comes in and says at the end of the date you have to either high five, hug, kiss, or slap. Abby asks if Jimmy gets to slap her in the face. Jet says they would have to debate that. Abby says she will just high five Jimmy.

Jet asks what they thought about the date. Abby says she thinks Jimmy is okay he's just a troubled child. Abby says she will stop targeting him. Jimmy says that what Abby learned is that he's easy to get along with but not easy to target.

Jet asks Jimmy how he knew Abby was targeting him. He said she was only going after him and no one else. Jet said he was surprised how fast he found out. Jet says Jimmy should ask about the secret mission she was assigned to mess with him. I'm pretty sure Jet is just joking but Jimmy is buying it.

Jet asks which of the girls in the house he would like to romance. Jimmy says he guesses it would be Tay or Abby. Jimmy says he's down to do romance to please the audience but he doesn't want to force any woman or have them paid to do it. Jimmy says he actually liked Abby but she failed his tests and targeted him. Jimmy says he showed restraint, he was thinking about cutting up Abby's ID's but he didn't.

Jimmy is now spazzing out about plans to win and stuff idk I'm done live blogging this.
 
Last edited:
Untitled35.png
Jet went and told Brittany that Jimmy threw the bag out the window before she came up for the date. Jimmy said he did what he had to do after she asks if he's a psycho. He said to remember that he's the boss nigga this season. Jimmy is acting like a complete chad the entire time they're in there. Says he's targeting her back after she targeted him, and says her whole purpose there is just to bother him, and he's not going to let it work. Just dominates her the entire time. Even burps at her

Jimmy also ate her food

Untitled36.png
After dinner, while Jimmy is still talking schizo shit, it's time to play chess. Jimmy lets her pick sides. She chooses white. Appropriate that Boss Nigga Jimmy is black. She has to be the most uncomfortable she's ever been, sitting there, getting trauma dumped at and shit on the whole time. She doesn't know how to play chess either, so she has to take instructions from someone who's been talking down on her the entire time.
 
Last edited:
Tay scored 41? I had missed her results, thanks for adding.

Jimmy and Brittany's date is going exactly as badly as you would expect. Right before the date, Brittany was crying in the bathroom because Jimmy threw her bag of stuff out the window. He's talking like the Joker and being bizarre as usual.

Edit: Jimmy and Brittany have finished eating. Ben came in and replaced their food with a chessboard. One of the funniest production bits so far. It's in reference to the thing Jimmy has said to her multiple times: "you're a bad chess player"
 
Jet pulls Tai and Danye aside. He tells them to throw all of Jimmy's stuff downstairs including his ash tray. I'm sure he's going to blame Abby. Idk if this is safe lol

Jimmy comes down stairs and asks Abby about "operation Jimmy Missle" that Jet said about upstairs. She's clearly confused. Jimmy doesn't get he's being gaslighted hard core.

Jimmy and the rest of the fish are downstairs running for president of the house. While this is going down, Danye has ran upstairs and is stealing all of Jimmy's stuff. He gets it all out and in the basement in record time. I guess he isn't going to break it. Tai is now upstairs being a look out for Danye.

Shinji, Tay, and Jimmy give their president speech. Jimmy's is so epic that Jet decides against having a poll, Jimmy is declared president. I suggest people watch the clip of his speech, it was really funny and I'm too lazy to type it out.

I wonder if they're going to keep Jimmy busy downstairs. Danye and Tai are done stealing his shit, but if he goes upstairs now he'll know it was them since they were the only ones who left during the speech. They will need to keep Jimmy busy and have everyone leave at some point so he won't know who did it.

Jimmy is now telling the crew what kind of woman the crew has to send to the show for him. No fat chicks, no troons. He really stresses no troons. Prefers goth chicks but is okay with other styles as long as they aren't fat or troons. Says he's also not into black women, apologizes to Danye. No trashy hispanics. No deformed women. No inbred women. No basic bitches.
 
Last edited:
real.png

Real date happened immediately after fake pretend date. TTS asked if Tayleigh found Jimmy attractive and she said no. Which sometimes actually means the complete opposite of what women are actually thinking if you've had some experience (Stoooop, you're gross haha, anyway let's hang out in bedroom 3 alone Jimbo), go figure.
 
Jimmy's first act as president is the yeet yourself off the stairs challenge. They are actually doing this.

Jimmy has discovered his shit is missing. Automatically blames Abby. Says he's president and that he demands to see the tapes to see who did it. Said whoever did it should be eliminated. Jimmy is stupid and says it couldn't be anyone else. Sam says he isn't allowed to see camera footage even as president.

Abby is sitting alone in the living room sniffling and being useless. I hope she leaves soon.

Jimmy is ranting to Trish and Tay. Tay says it could be TJ because she didn't see him and she didn't hear him lifting weights during the speech. Jimmy goes to the weight lifting coach and asks, coach says TJ has been with him the whole time.

Jimmy is on the brink of a sperg out and believes it was Abby. Guess we will have to wait and see how he gets revenge.
 
Last edited:
Back