Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Isn't that a chick's belt? I've only ever seen girls/women aged 14-25 wear that, and that was in the late 00s and early 10s. I guess that's sort of a stupid thing to focus on though. It's a bit silly to look at an alcoholic getting a shitty tattoo and judging him to be immature and a bad decision maker based on his belt.

Nah, me and some of my bros back in middle school circa mid-00s wore them. I'm sure there was an arcane distinction I've since forgotten that only cool kids like us knew about what separated our cool belts from the gay emo kid belts to the girl belts.

IIRC I stopped wearing the belt because the studs had a habit of falling off. Wonder if that would be a problem for Nick since he appears to own the same belt I did. But then again, Nick thinks expensive = good, so he wouldn't wear a pleb studded belt like we did, his must cost 200 dollars.

 

[PULL UP]

Here's a larger version, the Instagram post is a video, but most of it is a slideshow with Nick's portion being a still frame.

This man has never done a push up in his life.

Just 1 push-up a week would do wonders for that disaster of a physique

 

[DaleMcGuy]

I will do you one better than mere recollection. Listen to it from the liar's mouth:


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I was under the same impression.
There has to be someone here who has dealt with a similar contract to give us a breakdown.
Even if it's not a Rumble contract the common belief is you get it extended before it expires. I thought it was weird he mentioned them not reaching out last year, and then only going to reach out to them this March. He has "friends" there who should have been able to grease the wheel by now.

 

[Estate]

So, a jewish lawyer gets a snake tattoo...
This fucking sonichu demon sure is one cheeky little shit, I'll give it that.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Did Nick explicitly confirm the date his contract would expire anywhere? The reason I ask is because my understanding was the same as yours that his Rumble contract would expire on the 1st, since as far as I knew the contract was 12 months and started in January, but now in 2024 he's claiming his contract has not expired yet.

Here is another, slightly longer clip where he talks about how long his channel can survive (minimum 12 months and probably 48 months) and how it is NOT dying:

ETA: Typo

He was coping all the way back then! How has it all panned out?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It really is shocking to see him with his shirt off like that. He won’t need a Halloween costume this year; he can wear his own clothes and go as a barfly.

If putting that emaciated, weak physique on display isn’t a cry for help and he genuinely thinks he looks good, Nick is much further gone than any of us could have calculated.

 

[AnOminous]

We need to add an award to the Julays called a "MANdy". Maybe the newcomer award can be called a Mandy, I don't know. It just makes a good name for something OK.

I'd say it should be a gullibility award. Not necessarily getting catfished by a man or even getting catfished at all. Just a big sucker prize for gullible morons like Nick.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'd say it should be a gullibility award. Not necessarily getting catfished by a man or even getting catfished at all. Just a big sucker prize for gullible morons like Nick.

It could also be an award for risking everything good in your life for the sake of online validation from degenerates and psychos. But the competition for that one would be too fierce.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I'll like to point out that Ethan Ralph never got voted Lolcow of the Year but Nick did. Another Ralphamale W!

Given that Ralph apparently fell off the Wagon he might be in the running for 2024

 

[Averagest Redditor]

In case anyone is wondering what it is:

Not a fat purple dragon in the front seat of a car eating pizza and farting? Shameful indeed.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Here's a larger version, the Instagram post is a video, but most of it is a slideshow with Nick's portion being a still frame.

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He looks like he lost his teeth. Also my god is he fat. Lose some more weight you fucking fatso. Look at that flabby skin.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I hope Nicholas acknowledges his prestigious reward on tonight's show. He worked hard. He really earned it. He should have a drink to celebrate.

 

[Maude Snew]

Balldoman got to live one of my life goals getting a Trogdor tattoo at a shitty Minnesota tattoo expo while high/drunk off my ass. I'm so jealous rn
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Did Trogdor burninate your thatched roof cottage or why do you hate him so much? He's way too beefy for Nick too although the legs look about right.

 

[Captain Manning]

That's fine. Drexel didn't deserve to win.

He absolutely deserved to win. @Not Who You Think did a fantastic OP.

Okay, maybe I'm a little bias because I helped... but still.

I would have also accepted a Vito win.

Singh is "meh."

If Drexel had won, there might have been a funny chimpout. Based upon how he burned his Discord to the ground previously. Nick, I don't think, is really gonna say much to acknowledge his win.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Maximum resolution from the 1080p video, for the archives.

 

[Potatoherder]

Youtube barely beat it out with $74. Nick said nothing in chat. Not much to say other than these numbers seem about right for the topic. Nothing interesting in rants and my normal searches didn't turn up anything either.

Joe easily beat him just on YT alone by covering a more up to date topic.

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[Ice Gun Ninja]

Andy and Ashton's reaction to Eric July's DAFAQ?!

 

[bile demon]

Nick's torso looks thrilled.

 

[Spaded Dave]

I was under the same impression.
There has to be someone here who has dealt with a similar contract to give us a breakdown.
Even if it's not a Rumble contract the common belief is you get it extended before it expires. I thought it was weird he mentioned them not reaching out last year, and then only going to reach out to them this March. He has "friends" there who should have been able to grease the wheel by now.

You almost always want to get a contract extended before it expires for multiple reasons.

1) Consistency. If you are making/receiving promises, you don't want those obligations to lapse. It's a bit of a pain to "turn off" your obligations and then "turn on" once an agreement is reached again, for lack of a better word. The parties also both benefit from sustained expense/income instead of it lapsing.

2) Timing. These things take a while to negotiate and you want to make sure you have plenty of time to work through any concerns so that you can keep things moving without a lapse in contract.

3) The worst one for Nick, retention. In his specific case Rumble would want to lock Nick down now. You don't want to lose talent to other offers, so the earlier you extend the contract the less chance you have of talent being poached. The fact that Rumble is seemingly unconcerned with this is very telling. Not a good sign for Nick.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Looking at the Ink Hustlers instagram page, this was a southern California tattoo artist running some sort of pop-up in Minneapolis between the 5th and 7th. So Nick literally puts on his Hot Topic belt to go to a California brainrotted tattoo artist from Orange County and get some sort of Anisa-esque rattlesnake entwined around his stick arm.

I thought it was too far to say that he was going through a separation with his wife, but I honestly am coming around to that theory. This is just pathetic.