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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 325 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 518 50.7%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 178 17.4%

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You're not a good person if someone offers you a job to fuck with a mentally ill person. I hate to moralfag but you do have to be a bit fucked up to accept that role. Besides, she was laughing and boasting about it after it happened; a good person wouldn't do that.
That is the show. Everyone gets pushed to fuck with the others at some point even reluctantly. Jimmy doesn't get some autopilot easy-win condition because he is "a mentally ill person" that rages and the remaining regular contestants walk on eggshells around him. Maybe production should not have kept him if they were going to keep sending tiny women to fuck with him knowing he has issues with women. She is a manipulative snake, that is a strategy, to win money as a freeloader. She is playing the game fine even if it makes people root against her. Better to argue she shouldn't have been put in that position.
 
I'm going to say that I think this was productions plan because they are retarded wiggers that never considered the actual consequences, but they wanted Jimmy out before Sam leaves for his standup tour, there's no way they could have wrangled him for a week without Sam, so they were escalating to make him snap and either quit or do what he did
Never rush to give Sam and the Wiggers credit. During season 1 a lot of people were arguing about various things being masterminded by epic gas lighter Sam.

"Jon is a really good actor." Nah, he was actually retarded and just Jon.

"Frank and Fatty were scripted." Nope, Jet didn't care for the moment and fought to have it removed from the final edit.

"The season 1 cast is so good!" They got really lucky here and even admitted so later on.

When things work on Fishtank I chalk it up to working in spite of Jet and Sam's oversight. We see their plans blow up in their face constantly. When has chip rent come into play? How useful have these chips been at all? How tacked on is the attic? It's just another room that Sam talks to the fish in. Everyone had huge hopes for the reveal and it led to nothing. And now FIshtank has been unwatchable this morning. The house feels empty. We need more freeloaders yesterday.
 
I mean, if my experience with someone were an immediate forced date where they nonchalantly reveal they threw all your shit out of a window and would have cut your ID up if they had scissors, then later had them tard rage and try to bash me with a mallet over smashing a toy that wasn't even their property I'd probably revel in their being removed and question people who were upset to see such a psycho go...
That's why my next sentence was that to be fair she was probably traumatized and trying to process it the best she knows how.

That being said, I don't think she's quite as innocent in general, Jimmy stuff aside. Even before all of this shit went down, she comes across as weird in a bad way, especially the way she interacts with the female fish. Can't articulate as to why that is, it's kind of like how TJ hadn't done anything specifically degenerate and yet you could tell he was a degenerate and later it was proved to be true.
 
Also people are treating Britney/Abby as if she's some evil person for antagonizing a fish as a freeloader, but that is literally why she is in the tank in the first place. Did everyone really want Jimmy to get special treatment all the way to the finale?
The problem isn't that Britney was excessively blunt and direct with Jimmy about his weird behavior, it was honestly refreshing for the audience, most of the cast have just started rolling their eyes, shaking their heads, or ignoring the cringe. People have an issue with Jet and Ben just playing hacky sack with an unstable live grenade in a manner that ended up with a girl getting hurled across the room.
 
I blame the crew for letting it get to this point, they knew he was already riled up and they just kept pushing him, then went and pushed him some more without keeping an eye on him. Dumb ass Jet.
They wanted jimmy gone, I know we talk about how stupid jet is, but they were pushing him all fucking day. Don't get me wrong here, what Jimmy did was fuckign retarded, the push/shove was bad enough then he tried to clock her with the mallet or whatever. I reckon that stupid cunt could have gotten seriously hurt if jimmy had wanted hurt her. Jet and vance adn ben are stupid as fuck for letting him get away like that though.
 
I disagree, its clear Jimmy was incredibly fucking retarded and uncoordinated physically, Look at his sparring after he claimed 12 years of MMA, his gump looking run when he had to do the sprint challenge. It's just luck that the tard tossed mallet didn't make contact with Britney.

Also people are treating Britney/Abby as if she's some evil person for antagonizing a fish as a freeloader, but that is literally why she is in the tank in the first place. Did everyone really want Jimmy to get special treatment all the way to the finale?
Watching it a few times I think if he managed to keep her in range when he grabbed her shirt he may have legitimately swung the mallet at her, but I think the extra second or two of her stumbling out of range allowed the reason side of his brain to kick in so he went back to being more threatening rather than trying to cause physical harm. Which is why he stopped going after her after he threw the mallet.
 
Never rush to give Sam and the Wiggers credit. During season 1 a lot of people were arguing about various things being masterminded by epic gas lighter Sam.

"Jon is a really good actor." Nah, he was actually retarded and just Jon.

"Frank and Fatty were scripted." Nope, Jet didn't care for the moment and fought to have it removed from the final edit.

"The season 1 cast is so good!" They got really lucky here and even admitted so later on.

When things work on Fishtank I chalk it up to working in spite of Jet and Sam's oversight. We see their plans blow up in their face constantly. When has chip rent come into play? How useful have these chips been at all? How tacked on is the attic? It's just another room that Sam talks to the fish in. Everyone had huge hopes for the reveal and it led to nothing. And now FIshtank has been unwatchable this morning. The house feels empty. We need more freeloaders yesterday.
I agree with most of this.
To Sam's credit (whether its due to experience or just taste), he's had a lot less dead ends and ideas that go nowhere than Jet.
Jet's weird detective thing in s1 was dog shit and it took way too long for jet to just end it. Then he opted for that over the Frank and Fatty moments.
It feels like this season has been what made that "bit" shit, but repeated over and over again.
Jet seems to do best when he's wearing the red shark outfit and not actively trying to be the center of attention
 
Fatty and Jon wouldn't get physical with anyone at all. Fatty does not like it when people go Full Force, he treats others how he likes to be treated. Even when he got mad, I don't recall him even destroying anything, he would just yell.

Jon would scream and stomp around like a child but I think the worst damage he ever did was put a hole in the wall. Despite his capacity for anger, even Jon was able to read the room when production got involved. After he came back as a freeloader and tried to destroy Letty's passport, he calmed down after Sam yelled at him and decided that he should let himself out. Jimmy is not capable of recognising that he is in the wrong, the whole world is plotting against him.
I'm not sure if you watched S1 at all based on this post.
  • Fatty literally spit in Letty's face multiple times while hurling insults at her. (She had threw shit liquid on him before he threw it on her, but whatever.)
  • Jon hurled a ball of Bible goo at the side of Letty's head when his Bible was destroyed (Ben W).
Did they headbutt a girl or throw a croquet mallet at her? No, but they're still capable of getting physical and it was all directed at a smaller female contestant.
 
To Sam's credit (whether its due to experience or just taste), he's had a lot less dead ends and ideas that go nowhere than Jet.
Jet's weird detective thing in s1 was dog shit and it took way too long for jet to just end it. Then he opted for that over the Frank and Fatty moments.
It feels like this season has been what made that "bit" shit, but repeated over and over again.
Jet seems to do best when he's wearing the red shark outfit and not actively trying to be the center of attention
100%. Jet is good as middle-management and being the good cop to Goldstriker's bad cop, but he is not a showrunner, director, crew leader, or entertainer by any means, he's not even a fucking musician if we're being frank.

I first noticed this arrogance of his when he started referring to himself as Fishtank's co-creator, followed by his tweets comparing himself to Spielberg and Kubrick and the Frank Hassle argument. No dude, Fishtank is Sam's thing and his alone, it was his idea, his money, his planning, etc, he only let you have some control over it in Season 1 because WP2 was taking up his time and he needed eyes and ears in the house while he was gone.

I predict a Season 3, if there's even going to be one, with much more Vance and much less wiggers.
 
That is the show. Everyone gets pushed to fuck with the others at some point even reluctantly. Jimmy doesn't get some autopilot easy-win condition because he is "a mentally ill person" that rages and the remaining regular contestants walk on eggshells around him.
Please explain where I explicitly said "Jimmy deserves a free pass", because you're just as paranoid and schizophrenic as he is if you got that from my comment. Damn dude...
 
"The season 1 cast is so good!" They got really lucky here and even admitted so later on.
This one especially is funny because frankly, only a few of them were actually good.

Jon was a fun retard to point and laugh at and he caused problems (not on Jimmy scale, but Jon is dumber than Jimmy)

Sylvia was a content driver, loud, and interacted with TTS a lot. We can see how she behaves after the Tank that a lot of it was played up/she's a lot more in on the joke than she seemed on the show.

Letty was smart and made the best of her own situation. Even now, you have people that legitimately hate her like she wasn't playing a game on a gameshow.

The rest of the cast was replaceable. Josie playing with the duck toy was the most she ever did. Mauro literally got his bedroom referred to as the Morgue. Vance was Any White Guy. Damiel was a planted gay chigger.

I will say as much as Season 2 is unorganized and mismanaged, Season 1 was a lot more boring. Not as much happened. It's easier to view in retrospect but there was a lot of time where nobody was talking, everybody just slept forever, and the challenges were as dumb and gay as Season 2 but usually dragged on much longer.
 
Jet is good as middle-management and being the good cop to Goldstriker's bad cop, but he is not a showrunner, director, crew leader, or entertainer by any means, he's not even a fucking musician if we're being frank.
Jet was decent as a human tts for scuffed realtor, him and nick were pretty decent together. Chris was much better, and he's a better music guy too. It's funny insomuch as Chris could barely fucking read at the start.
I don't think jet is suited for much more than middle management level shit. Sam should keep him on, but it's not like the fishtank is some idea jet has a trademark on, I do believe it would be better withotu jet involved.
 
100%. Jet is good as middle-management and being the good cop to Goldstriker's bad cop, but he is not a showrunner, director, crew leader, or entertainer by any means, he's not even a fucking musician if we're being frank.

I first noticed this arrogance of his when he started referring to himself as Fishtank's co-creator, followed by his tweets comparing himself to Spielberg and Kubrick and the Frank Hassle argument. No dude, Fishtank is Sam's thing and his alone, it was his idea, his money, his planning, etc, he only let you have some control over it in Season 1 because WP2 was taking up his time and he needed eyes and ears in the house while he was gone.

I predict a Season 3, if there's even going to be one, with much more Vance and much less wiggers.
I thought it was Jets idea originally but Sam made it work and pulled it together. I could be wrong, but I thought I saw that being said at one point.
But yeah, even if it was his idea Jet is retarded and has proved that he can't run shit.
He keeps trying to be everyones friend and get as much screen time as possible when he should be making sure the show is watchable
 
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That's why my next sentence was that to be fair she was probably traumatized and trying to process it the best she knows how.

I guess my point is this all doesn't even need to be said just to be backtracked by a sentence about processing trauma, even before the mallet incident she would have been perfectly justified in wanting Jimmy removed from the house and being gleeful over it.

Experiencing

"Yeah I threw your shit out of the window. You're upset? You're stupid for not putting important shit in the basement like me."

Followed by

"SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET REMOVED IMMEDIATELY FOR BREAKING MY SUPER IMPORTANT (not in the basement) ASHTRAY FROM A GARBAGE FILLED HOARDER HOUSE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

within like an hour of each other is enough to want Jimmy gone and question people who are upset by his leaving.
 
i loved the TJ/attic arc. now its just wasted space. im really amazed they bothered building it without more bits planned but thats the wiggers for you.
Its another actively stupid bit and steps on the show. Its obvious to all the fish that when someone is taken up there its going to mean a mission for that fish to fuck with stuff. A more organic way of doing this would be having Sam just chill with the contestants in the rooms like he was doing before the attic opened and issuing missions when they ended up without anyone in the room. This is a good clip of Sam both getting valuable data that Tayleigh has extreme hatred of Nifty and her polycule dyke shit, good skits would have been based around this aversion like having all contestants sleep on the mats as close as possible for a night and give Tay an out if she stole all the contestants chips, surprising the unknowing fish with an auction to avoid sleeping next to Nifty, only for them to find that Tay stole their shit. It would create drama between the fish and Nifty, and the other fish would feel betrayed by Tay. The structure and challenges of the show never encourage the fish to do each other in dirty until day 20 with the furniture challenge and the thief shit. This is basic reality TV stuff that Jet and Sam seem to be forgetting, the contestants need to be fucking over each other trying to win contests, even if the reward is just to avoid an unpleasant experience.
 
Im starting to believe it would be better to shorten the seasons to 30 days, less dead air and repetition, you can cut the worst challenges, it would hurt less to lose contestants, and they might get more candidates if they werent asked to spend 6 weeks in the house.

If they want to have 2 seasons per year i dont think this would be that bad, if the show were to end on the 18 it would not be a problem to have only 4 fish left, we would now be entering the endgame.

Also im tired of the wiggers panicking every time some fish might leave because they still have a shitton of weeks to go, it was funny the first times, but now its just retarded, the fish should believe they could be out at any time, they should not be coddled (member Coles fucking xbox).
 
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If they do a season 3, they seriously seriously seriously need to actually plan some shit out and actually commit to stuff. It's really ridiculous how little is planned. The chaos can be fun but most of the time it creates for boring nontent or major characters losing their shit and leaving/getting kicked.

Jet it up!
 
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