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[Baked Al-Aqsa]

Nick Rekieta wins lolcow of the year.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-julays-ninth-annual-lolcow-awards-2023.179333/#post-17421950

 

[Neetorino]

I see that Las Vegas is not fucking around this time.

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Dude looks ready to do it again.

In an update to an earlier happening, the madman who tackled the judge has been muzzled and/or spit-guarded. It's great to see wild beasts prevented from biting normal, everyday, upstanding citizens.
Edit: fixed broken link to past happening post, phonefagging strikes again!

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Howard Stern, known tripple-vaxxed, forced COVID vaccinations advocate, has now announced he has COVID.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

Over a month ago, MamaMax tried and failed to start some bullshit drama with Critikal (Charlie)* in order to get more people to look into an alleged predator (basically an attempt for a Personal Army Request). Despite the absurdity of the situation, in which the alleged predator in question is some black guy who believes himself to be a werewolf/vampire and has supposedly been running a sex cult for many years, very few people have been willing to pick up this story largely due to a lack of solid evidence. Rather than provide it in a YouTube video, Max and the survivors insist that you can only view their evidence after signing an NDA. They also insist on getting viewers to contact the alleged predator's family members, yet Max and co have been reluctant about getting in contact with law enforcement after one of the survivors reported this years ago and never heard back.

Since then, there's been a lot of questions and further skepticism raised in regards to this whole situation (material courtesy of @Karen, @The Archivist, @Shek$il, @Detective P, @Sprate Header, and others from the thread):

Spoiler

• Max, who's supposed to be a professional predator hunter putting out exposé videos, somehow missed or failed to bring attention to the alleged predator having been arrested back in October 2023 for driving without a license.
• The survivors claiming to have reported this to the police, only to be ghosted by the cops years ago, can't seem to get their story straight. One site member managed to obtain records that contradict many of the early claims made by a few of the alleged victims involved.
  • The original narrative suggested that the police were either incompetent or disinterested in conducting this investigation, yet the report stated that there was not enough evidence to suggest probable cause.
• Max has taken down his pastebins from video description, supposedly due to the FBI investigating him for hosting illicit material.
• Max attempts to address a user of the Farms (and the site as a whole) by pulling out the usual talking points of how the site spreads misinfo and that the haters engaging with the content are all actually into it themselves.
• In a livestream over the weekend, Max and co bring on various commentators including Lerix, Mutahar (SomeOrdinaryGamers), Smaggle Daggle, and Xylie. You don't need to know who all these people are, but each of them tells Max the same exact thing: Stop making this case into a spectacle and physically go to the fucking police. Things only continue to spiral from there:
  • Max threatens to get Lerix's channel taken down over a privacy complaint, in which Lerix's reupload of the stream briefly had one of the alleged victim's full names shown (which was their fault for failing to hide it, not Lerix's).
  • Max's own subreddit turns on him for how he's been handling things terribly.
  • Upon further inspection, Max's claims of getting another predator arrested seems rather dubious.
  • Muta, who was friendly with Max, talks to DeOrio after appearing on Max's stream and says that he'll likely burn the bridge with Max if he keeps trying to push serious claims without solid evidence.

TL;DR: Wannabe predator hunter is getting shat on for acting like a sanctimonious twat, completely incapable of taking down some black guy who supposedly thinks he's a vampire/werewolf and has allegedly groomed at least 8 minors. As a result, this failed attempt of an exposé has backfired spectacularly and has turned into an ongoing dumpsterfire for Max's online reputation.

*Speaking of Critikal, in a totally unrelated story:
Charlie recently covered a clip where a female Twitch streamer's mod hangs out with her on stream and constantly belittles him for being incredibly unattractive and pathetic, such as her stating on stream that she'd rather get back with her emotionally abusive ex than date her moderator to his face. The mod later talks to Charlie about it on a livestream, where he proceeds to cope and makes constant excuses for the female streamer essentially exploiting him for content as a human punching bag. Unsurprisingly, she doesn't even pay him for the public humiliation, instead offering him "exposure" for his PC builds side hustle business.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Jackie Singh, 2023's Fresh Meat Award Winner claims to have uncovered TorSwat's brand new Telegram group and of course she is the primary target.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jackie...gbutlegal-piggytomlinson.163351/post-17480636

She's still claiming that the TorSwats is the Swedish guy and that she's filling affidavits with the FBI.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jackie...gbutlegal-piggytomlinson.163351/post-17480989

 

[Harm]

Nick "the Shoulders" Rekieta is celebrating winning Lolcow of the Year with the shittiest tattoo you will see this week:

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

In news that will surely surprise you, there are secret underground Jewish tunnels in New York City.

The 770 Chabad headquarters in New York City was recently discovered to contain a number of unregulated and illegal tunnels in the basement. Police have begun to move in to fill the tunnels, and are mysteriously meeting resistance from the Jews. Mechanical sabotage, reports of violent resistance, and even Jews crawling out from the sewers in an attempt to escape are being reported en masse.



[Thread Discussion]

 

[Cucktry Roads]

After living a happy, sober last couple months in Mexico with his beautiful Pantsuela, Ralphy-Ralphy Guntenfree decided to have another pillstream and decided to show his cute little gunty. It's as disgusting as ever.

 

[Jobama]

One of the most popular fish on fishtank got kicked out after looking like he was about to assault a woman over her breaking his toy telephone

0:22

 

[Burd Turglar]

A tranny was barred from an ohio house election for failing to disclose their "dead name". It's a real shame because he seems like a swell gal.

 

[Relinquish]

A popular Russian YouTuber Audio RW, who made a lot of videos covering lolcows on the Russian side of the Internet, has completely nuked his channel after 2ch.hk (A Russian equivalent of 4chan) started a doxxing operation after they found out that he had a girlfriend, claiming that by doing this he betrayed them

 

[Sand Mega]

Matthew Patrick, nicknamed Matpat, has announced he will retire from his channel game theory after more than 10 years, and will stop being the host after March 9

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/matthe...he-film-theorists.37714/page-75#post-17483713

 

[New Briefcase]

Tensions remain high in the Fishtank, as we witness the second violent confrontation in two days.

0:05

 

[Freelance Police]

A development in the earlier happening regarding Mamamax, a youtuber LARPing as a hotline miami pedophile hunter.

In response to humiliating himself and alleged victims of an alleged werewolf vampire god cult on a livestream, Mamamax decided to have a boulder moment and has begun to scrub his videos from the internet and has also started flagging reuploads of his videos.

 

[D_Tractor]

Daniel Larson has been arrested.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/daniel-larson-daniellarsoncashapp-helpdaniellarson.95241/post-17485526

 

[Pizdec]

Twitch TV, in their struggle to survive, has attempted to stop the bleeding by cutting off another 500 employees, now totaling 1000 since last year, from their company. Hilariously, the article mentions that, like YouTube, Twitch has not made any profit for Amazon, but is somehow bleeding more money.

Edit to update: Amazon itself is laying off even more staff.

 

[Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo]

The popular/controversial internet cartoon “Hazbin Hotel” has had its first two official episodes leaked and is currently receiving a mixed reception. This is happening just off the heels of a controversy regarding how much the creator Vivziepop pays her animation staff, as well as a general wave of criticism towards her comedic style and overuse of swearing/sex jokes.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/hazbin-hotel-thread.62732/post-17485016

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

IP2 streamer and gaijin troublemaker Johnny Somali has been fined JP¥200,000 (around $1,400) after being found guilty of "Criminal Obstruction of a Business". Since his crime also counts as a felony, Somali may also be kicked out of Japan and barred from future entry.

 

[Markass the Worst]

The Total Retard War has gone beyond troons peddling illicit HRT to minors. Cogent blackholes are affecting lolcow Drew DeVault (known for canceling Stallman and Hyprland) and his SourceHut project.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

(pic unrelated; taken from his porn movie with a sex doll, please don't ask)

Rainer "Drachenlord" Winkler, who is still in hiding in an unknown location and whose story has slowed down over the last few months, has unveiled plans for his new future endeavour: a commune of likeminded people who are interested in being naked 24/7.

For the interested people Rainer started a new blog site and offers an insight in his plans with a lot of (!) lengthy (!!) blogposts.

So if you, dear kiwi fren, are interested and want to read essays on the liberation of the body off wearing clothings, how it's actually totally not about being nude 24/7 but about being a spiritual human being and how to start your own commune, written by a deathfat manchild of low IQ whose devices have been seized by the cops for allegedly having and sharing child porn last year, start reading here in the English thread on Drachenlord.

For the shortcut, a FAQ, read here.

But beware! It's not only about being nude and everyon having sex with everyone but it might also involve children. You have been warned!



(German speaking kiwis may join the German thread and start reading here)