Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

Clip of Nick's commentary on his Rumble contract negotiations.

The tone is different.. He's not sassily eating a Dorito this time.

I'm starting to get the impression that Rumble are trying to figure out a way to let this guy down easy. If they've been paying attention to Nick even a little bit over the past year, they will recognize that Nick will seethe at them and start badmouthing Rumble if he doesn't get a new contract unless they manage to convince him "It's not you, it's us."

If they are actually planning to re-sign him, he hasn't gotten past the first hurdle, which would be setting up a time to meet with them.

Slightly unrelated guys, but Nick adjacent drama is brewing (it's YF vs EVS) about the comics again. I'm only mentioning this here because YF attacked EVS for siding with "people who defend cuties", meaning Nick and his friends and we have some gunt, july, g+g jeremy cameo.

Some screens here

Rekieta responded last night, he pretends he's not involved in the drama.

He sounds like he's laying the groundwork for wishing him a million dollars.

I hope @elb is allowed to post your edit on her channel so that it can go as viral as the load in Nick’s ass.

I was going to edit it into the post but the site was chugging earlier today and I can't edit it anymore, but it's live on her channel here:

Spoiler: Embed

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick looks like one of those old archival images of an elderly Appalachian man addicted to the hooch.

Dorothea Lange didn’t spend enough years in the Dust Bowl to build up the stomach for this.



TFW Buffalo Nicole runs away with Buffalo Dan.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He sounds like he's laying the groundwork for wishing him a million dollars.

lol, he only needed 10 seconds to say "don't care, don't bring me into it" and then change the topic but instead he went on for 5 minutes while mentioning "someone's gonna ask me about it". He is for sure gonna jump in. A million dollar to flash!

 

[Dr. Butt]

Isn't that just what Julay is in it's most original form? The whole Julay incident happened because Chris was catfished into fucking a blowup doll.

Yes! It's like the whole MANdy incident is like a runner-up to the epic tragedy that was Julay; it can't hold a candle to Julay in terms of naming the event as a whole, but it's still a strong enough lesser catfish that it could be used for a sub-award's name. /puzzle piece

 

[Sewer Rat]

Clip of Nick's commentary on his Rumble contract negotiations.

The tone is different.. He's not sassily eating a Dorito this time.

I'm starting to get the impression that Rumble are trying to figure out a way to let this guy down easy. If they've been paying attention to Nick even a little bit over the past year, they will recognize that Nick will seethe at them and start badmouthing Rumble if he doesn't get a new contract unless they manage to convince him "It's not you, it's us."

If they are actually planning to re-sign him, he hasn't gotten past the first hurdle, which would be setting up a time to meet with them.

I think Rumble is seriously thinking about it, but they will probably sign him at a lower cost and none of the stipulations that Rekieta wanted (like not having to stream on youtube anymore to draw people into Rumble after an hour) and I think Nick is trying to cozy up to Rumble just for the contract thing, that's why he suddenly started talking about Trump, politics and trials a little now (despite openly saying that it's the thing he hates the most).
After all Rumble wanted Rekieta Law, the big lawtube channel that got houndred of thousands of views with Rittenhouse and Depp trials, as soon as he got the contract he turned into a degenerate drunk streamer.

TL;DR: I think he will get the contract renovation, but with a slap on the wrist telling him to do actual law related content (and he will hate every second of it)

I dunno what I would enjoy more, a rejected Rekieta with no contract trying to regain all the followers he lost because he was employed and getting stable money, or a millonaire Rekieta, miserably doing law content for hours with a sad face.

 

[Swole McPole]

I'm waiting for him to get a Sonichu tattoo "ironically" at this point to own the Farms. The only question would be placement.

He should get the goatse hands on his butt cheeks. It couldn't be any gayer than that thing he got to announce to the world that he's getting snaked by Drexel on the regular.

Also: why would you get a symbol that purports to say 'Don't Tread on Me' when this nigger gets tread on all over on the internet, all day every day. Kiwifarms, Elissa Clips, Kino Casino, the YouTube comment section -- the whole world is treading on Rekieta with reckless abandon. The message that it sends on that puny weak body of his is more like its saying 'Please Don't Tread on Me' or 'If You Don't Tread on Me I'll Let You Fuck My Wife'

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

I dunno what I would enjoy more, a rejected Rekieta with no contract trying to regain all the followers he lost because he was employed and getting stable money, or a millonaire Rekieta, miserably doing law content for hours with a sad face.

At this rate we'll get a Rekieta rejected by his followers but still having to miserably do legal/political content for hours with a sad face, hoping to God that Rumble won't drop him in 2025.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Slightly unrelated guys, but Nick adjacent drama is brewing (it's YF vs EVS) about the comics again. I'm only mentioning this here because YF attacked EVS for siding with "people who defend cuties", meaning Nick and his friends and we have some gunt, july, g+g jeremy cameo.

Some screens here

LOCALS is sperging out over this. It is repeat of the July drama.

Spoiler: LOCALS posts

I think Rumble is seriously thinking about it, but they will probably sign him at a lower cost and none of the stipulations that Rekieta wanted (like not having to stream on youtube anymore to draw people into Rumble after an hour) and I think Nick is trying to cozy up to Rumble just for the contract thing, that's why he suddenly started talking about Trump, politicas and trials a little now (despite openly saying that it's the thing he hates the most).
After all Rumble wanted Rekieta Law, the big lawtube channel that got houndred of thousands of views with Rittenhouse and Depp trials, as soon as he got the contract he turned into a degenerate drunk streamer.

TL;DR: I think he will get the contract renovation, but with a slap on the wrist telling him to do actual law related content (and he will hate every second of it)

I dunno what I would enjoy more, a rejected Rekieta with no contract trying to regain all the followers he lost because he was employed and getting stable money, or a millonaire Rekieta, miserably doing law content for hours with a sad face.

I agree this is very possible.

Also, here is a relevant old clip: (I am collecting them for the new OP)

NEVER A LAW CHANNEL!

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

Man, I thought tattoo standards are higher these days.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The tone is different.. He's not sassily eating a Dorito this time.

Holy fuck, this was so awkward I almost had to tap out. If any of you ever have a chance to play poker against Nick, do it: He has zero ability to be nonchalant when he’s shitting himself.

 

[Space Pope]

Clip of Nick's commentary on his Rumble contract negotiations.

The tone is different.. He's not sassily eating a Dorito this time.

I'm starting to get the impression that Rumble are trying to figure out a way to let this guy down easy. If they've been paying attention to Nick even a little bit over the past year, they will recognize that Nick will seethe at them and start badmouthing Rumble if he doesn't get a new contract unless they manage to convince him "It's not you, it's us."

If they are actually planning to re-sign him, he hasn't gotten past the first hurdle, which would be setting up a time to meet with them.

The impression I receive from the latter part of the video, where he discusses his brilliant ideas for Rumble but unrelated to his show, reinforces my view of him as someone who always considers himself the smartest person in any room and on any topic despite his tendency towards false modesty and self-deprecation.

Rumble execs just wanted to email him a standard contract, exchange a few emails about the final figures, and then proceed. However, Nicki is insistent on visiting in person, likely to irritate them as he gives his wet-brain developed ideas on how Rumble should run their platform. They'll indulge him with polite smiles as he delivers his unprepared, meandering pitch, only to call him an asshole who wasted their time the moment he departs.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Holy fuck, this was so awkward I almost had to tap out. If any of you ever have a chance to play poker against Nick, do it: He has zero ability to be nonchalant when he’s shitting himself.

Are you telling me this isn't the face of a calm and collected man?

I couldn't make it minute in, shit's too depressing.

 

[ChromaQuack]

It would look decent if it was wrapped around a young mans upper arm

It would also look decent if the tattoo "artist" had a steady hand instead of drawing wobbly fuzzy ass lines that look like Nick himself went ham with a tattoo gun after drinking 7 bottles of $500 sugar "whisky".

The design is also shit, rattlesnake? white trash, boring, passé even. Now if the snake design had a balldo instead of a rattle I could see it.

To conclude I'd say I hope that the purple snake is just a marker sketch but who knows with modern tattoo hacks and Nicky's proclivities to do the stupidest thing available (and even then that """artist""" should not freehand anything in his life again, stencils are a thing for a reason)

Edit: just watched elb's clip, it was indeed a sketch, it's still a hideous design and the fact that he wants to tack a "don't tread on me" onto it will make sure that the finished product is absolutely cringe inducing, I hope the artist charges him a million dollars for it.

Anyone I know with multiple tattoos has some theme to them.

It does have a theme, it is "Puer aeternus"

 

[Neetorino]

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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

His tat even has marked where he wants you to stick it.

 

[zyclonPD]

LOCALS is sperging out over this. It is repeat of the July drama.

Kinda weird seeing them talk about who hasn't watched a video and they seem to have missed Flash talking about doing what July did and not taking money for the campaign until he's ready to print. So them talking about him getting money upfront flies in the face of what Flash has said recently on his streams. But he like analyzed it and stuff.

Talking about flash being emotional and defending Camelot.... Dude, the guy that cried about how his YouTube audience were his only friends? That Camelot? I hope Camelot stops coming on all these streams, he's a net negative to any stream he appears on. Accelerate the division, keep your degenerate unfunny losers on shows nobody watches where they belong.

They are crying about a twitter group..... WHO THE FUCK CARES? Its twitter, get a fucking life. People use to complain about sjw's living on twitter, what do these people do? Live on twitter and locals.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Are you telling me this isn't the face of a calm and collected man?
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I couldn't make it minute in, shit's too depressing.

you can see him salivating at the idea of getting money and not having to do a show, you can bet that's why he wants to meet in person to talk all his "brilliant ideas", I bet he want to pitch some degenerate show with guest and him behind the scenes, or if he is on screen doing some kind of degenerate act

 

[Retink Retunk]

you can see him salivating at the idea of getting money and not having to do a show, you can bet that's why he wants to meet in person to talk all his "brilliant ideas", I bet he want to pitch some degenerate show with guest and him behind the scenes, or if he is on screen doing some kind of degenerate act

I'm pretty sure he already pitched the show about getting Flaggot laid by having con whores hunt for butt whiskey or something.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The impression I receive from the latter part of the video, where he discusses his brilliant ideas for Rumble but unrelated to his show, reinforces my view of him as someone who always considers himself the smartest person in any room and on any topic despite his tendency towards false modesty and self-deprecation.

Rumble execs just wanted to email him a standard contract, exchange a few emails about the final figures, and then proceed. However, Nicki is insistent on visiting in person, likely to irritate them as he gives his wet-brain developed ideas on how Rumble should run their platform. They'll indulge him with polite smiles as he delivers his unprepared, meandering pitch, only to call him an asshole who wasted their time the moment he departs.

Nostradamus has entered the chat.

Are you telling me this isn't the face of a calm and collected man?

His shoulders were fused to his ears. Goddamn, no wonder he needs a bottle of whiskey to get through the day.

 

[Spaded Dave]

dunno what I would enjoy more, a rejected Rekieta with no contract trying to regain all the followers he lost because he was employed and getting stable money, or a millonaire Rekieta, miserably doing law content for hours with a sad face.

At this rate we'll get a Rekieta rejected by his followers but still having to miserably do legal/political content for hours with a sad face, hoping to God that Rumble won't drop him in 2025.

The absolute funniest outcome to me would be him getting locked in to a law-heavy stream requirement with toned down degeneracy at a lower rate, and as a result he loses his current audience while not regaining his old. I want to see Rekieta making pennies, forced to stream a topic he hates to an audience of 50.