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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Jimmy simps have to be some of the most retarded people in the fishtank fandom. If you support a 6 foot tall autistic manchild attacking a tiny defenseless woman you have issues. You can qualify and justify it all you want but all you are really saying is "I'm a unfuckable freak like Jimmy and I don't care he attacked a helpless woman".
that's fundamentally goofy, though, you're ignoring the male sense of social precarity that's fundamentally different from a female's
if you don't defend your standing by all means necessary, you're done, and if you let some trifling ho throw bread at you or break your shit, you are double done, that's how niggas find themselves gaped in prisons

a foid has value without having to provide value or prove their value, the moid is the complete opposite

this "tiny defenseless woman helpless" shit isn't something someone like Jimmy should concern himself with, it's what a trifling ho like Brit should be mindful of so they wouldn't find themselves shit testing a man on matters of their existence and then act shocked when they get a can of WHOOPASSSS
 
that's fundamentally goofy, though, you're ignoring the male sense of social precarity that's fundamentally different from a female's
if you don't defend your standing by all means necessary, you're done, and if you let some trifling ho throw bread at you or break your shit, you are double done, that's how niggas find themselves gaped in prisons

a foid has value without having to provide value or prove their value, the moid is the complete opposite

this "tiny defenseless woman helpless" shit isn't something someone like Jimmy should concern himself with, it's what a trifling ho like Brit should be mindful of so they wouldn't find themselves shit testing a man on matters of their existence and then act shocked when they get a can of WHOOPASSSS
this doesnt sound as alpha as you think it does
 
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This violates the Geneva Convention.
 
Tai is currently struggling to play Portal 1 in B1. He was stuck on first puzzle. It was a room with one red button, a cube and a door with a line pointing at said button. First he tried putting the cube into the door. Then on top of a sign showing cube dropping from the dispenser. After ~3 minutes he figured it out. A delayed TTS comes telling him what to do, he goes: "oh so you played this game before?". On next puzzle he thought he bricked the game lol. It's too painful to watch.
 
tai is playing portal 1. he just got the portal gun and has walked through the same blue portal about two dozen times now. i think he thinks the portal is just letting him walk through the wall into the next room. what was his IQ again?

edit: fuck @Raw Onion Enjoyer beat me, glad i wasnt the only one seething at least

edit 2: tai just saw chell and asked "who do you think this character is? i dont think i should be following her."

edit 3: hes still walking through the blue portal on repeat. he hasnt figured out that you can walk through the orange portal.
 
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that's fundamentally goofy, though, you're ignoring the male sense of social precarity that's fundamentally different from a female's
if you don't defend your standing by all means necessary, you're done, and if you let some trifling ho throw bread at you or break your shit, you are double done, that's how niggas find themselves gaped in prisons

a foid has value without having to provide value or prove their value, the moid is the complete opposite

this "tiny defenseless woman helpless" shit isn't something someone like Jimmy should concern himself with, it's what a trifling ho like Brit should be mindful of so they wouldn't find themselves shit testing a man on matters of their existence and then act shocked when they get a can of WHOOPASSSS

You're fundamentally retarded and sound like you've never actually touched a woman before. Can we threadban this faggot already?
 
that's fundamentally goofy, though, you're ignoring the male sense of social precarity that's fundamentally different from a female's
if you don't defend your standing by all means necessary, you're done, and if you let some trifling ho throw bread at you or break your shit, you are double done, that's how niggas find themselves gaped in prisons

a foid has value without having to provide value or prove their value, the moid is the complete opposite

this "tiny defenseless woman helpless" shit isn't something someone like Jimmy should concern himself with, it's what a trifling ho like Brit should be mindful of so they wouldn't find themselves shit testing a man on matters of their existence and then act shocked when they get a can of WHOOPASSSS
Hi Jon.
 
You're fundamentally retarded and sound like you've never actually touched a woman before. Can we threadban this faggot already?
he's added to the thread, meanwhile everything you've posted is some manner of white knight retardation. Not sure why you are trying to backseat moderate the thread, that's normally frowned on.
 
he's added to the thread, meanwhile everything you've posted is some manner of white knight retardation. Not sure why you are trying to backseat moderate the thread, that's normally frowned on.

Not defending a 6 foot retard for swinging a mallet at 90 pound woman on the ground is white knighting now? Ok faggot, I see you've found a butt buddy to keep your shit opinions company in this thread, keep white knighting him. Backseat moderation because I told your friend he's an annoying faggot shitting up the thread? LOL
 
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Tai called Trish a race traitor for going after white guys.

TJ and Trish are going to have a date in B1, Jet told Tai to stay and keep playing Portal
 
that's fundamentally goofy, though, you're ignoring the male sense of social precarity that's fundamentally different from a female's
if you don't defend your standing by all means necessary, you're done, and if you let some trifling ho throw bread at you or break your shit, you are double done, that's how niggas find themselves gaped in prisons

a foid has value without having to provide value or prove their value, the moid is the complete opposite

this "tiny defenseless woman helpless" shit isn't something someone like Jimmy should concern himself with, it's what a trifling ho like Brit should be mindful of so they wouldn't find themselves shit testing a man on matters of their existence and then act shocked when they get a can of WHOOPASSSS
Jimmy is overly emotional, has little self-control, has zero self-awareness, severely overestimates his abilities and self-worth, always finds a way to bring the conversation back to himself, isn't interested in what his peers think, only picks battles he knows he can win, and downplays the severity of his fuckups or straight up denies they even happened

By incel standards that is the definition of a histrionic, conniving, roastie, femoid cunt
 
I'm glad today's quiet, and I hope tomorrow is too.
Cleaning the carpet after the people exercising complained about shit all over the weights. Anyone know what the Japanese signs say?
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Pretty sure he also put his hands on Nifty in the kitchen, his behavior kept escalating and the crew didn't do anything about it
Jimmy smeared liquid on Nifty's neck in the kitchen. The crew - Jet himself - instructed Jimmy beforehand to put the cologne on Nifty.

Jet literally sent a TTS like "Operation Jimmy is a go" over the speakers right before it happened.

After the incident, Nifty stormed to the basement and never came back.

So the crew was definitely encouraging Jimmy's behavior.

The crew believed they could harness the limitless power of tard rage.

They were gravely mistaken
- tard rage is an unquenchable fire that consumes everything in its path.
 
If this misandry isn't a planned bit, then Jet needs to get Abby out.

I thought it odd how much she enjoyed getting Jimmy to blow up.
If she legitimately hates men, then she definitely hates Sam Hyde.
She might be aiming to create situations that get the whole show into trouble.
They could even have to face a lawsuit from her, if they don't get in front of this.

Don't jet this up, keep a grip on the situation Jet.
 
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Previous Endorsement Stats linked below


Stats as of 11:50PM 1/9/24



(As always, Please play this song while reading the stats for full effect or not if you don't like mario party)



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1st Shinji- 9583 -

TJ Neutral.png 2nd TJ - 5864 -
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3rd Tayleigh- 4459 - ↑


Runners up:
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Trish - 1451 -
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Britney - 510 ↑

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Tai -509
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Duany'ay - 409 (least popular as it should be)

Eliminations:

Hammer Bro. Jimmy 1/9/24 - TKO - Cause:
♀Women♀
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Jimmy's $800 Dollar Artifact Ashtray 1/8/24 - KO - Cause: ♀Women♀

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Taylor 1/2/24 - KO - Cause: et tu, tj?

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Brian 1/4/24 - KO - Cause: Sacrificed to keep Jimmy on the show. If he's Brian, he's Crian!
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Nifty: KO 1/4/24 - Cause: Chemical attack by Jimmy, eventually passed away from their skin absorbing too much poisonous cologne. Long live the content queen.
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Delaney: ??? 1/4/24 - Cause: So obscure she faded from reality. She's probably still there, we just haven't noticed her yet.
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Cole: - Retired 12/27/23 Reason: Dishonorably Discharged
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Summer: - TKO 12/22/23 Cause: Mental Combustion
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JC - Retired 12/22/23 Cause: Voluntary Forfeit
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Meg - KO - 12/25/23 Cause: Told to take a seat by Jimmy, obliged by taking a permanent break from the game. Received a prophetic vision of Jimmy related destruction to come.
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