Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Marchesa of the Vast]

"Why can't I just do whatever I want!" Is a great succinct tag line for Rekeita's fall. You can effectively tie any of his failures the last two years to this. The work ethic, the alcoholism, the coomerism, he even whines with that justification when it comes up on stream. "I don't want to do the thing, I never did the thing!"

He got a small taste of real success and turned into a 13 year old. Sad. Pathetic.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

If that high school is for the developmentally disabled, maybe.

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How can you not get the joke?? It’s FUNNY to him!

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Why is rekieta mad at god

 

[Mundane Ralph]

"I think it's cool. I don't care if anyone else thinks it's cool," Rekeita says about his tattoo. People who feel the need to verbalize that they don't care about what others think actually care a lot about what others think.

The vast majority of people get tattoos solely because they think other people will think it's cool. If he got a tattoo of his kids' names then I'd believe him, but I guarantee he was expecting people to think this cringe snake tattoo was cool.

 

[CobraPlissken]

"New" Mandy pic. Are there any autists able to confirm what phone this is? The centered lens makes me think of some old androids circa 2011-2015

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Hairstyle also makes me think it's an older pic.

Somebody's catfishing or pretending to still be in their 20's.

These days I've been reading this thread from the beginning out of morbid curiosity and now I have to congratulate @RazorBackBacon for his prescience one year ago

ETA just a couple posts later

Trans uncle Fester lookin ass.

 

[Kopasea]

Interesting that LR repeats Nick’s line about having “institutional problems with churches”, even while going “but we still have faith!”.

She admits they haven’t been to church in a while.

So much for the good Christian Kayla being pushed into degeneracy by a wild Rekieta.

The “institutional problems” they have with church kinda sound like their priest or the senior leadership pointed out that swinging with other couples on Jamaica isn’t what good Christian couples should do, which made the two pout and boycott the local church.

My guess is that Nick has institutional problems with the church and Kayla (because she never interacts with anyone except Nick) parrots him. I know in my own marriage, I steer my wife's beliefs. We have discussions to determine the truth about things, and I've seen her change to grow more like my political and religious views than my views to hers.

I'm reminded of Rhett and Link when Rhett just bullied Link into atheism.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

At least the tattoo isn't as bad as all of Anisa's.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It definitely signals that he's already feeling self conscious and having regrets.

He should have another drink so he doesn’t have to feel that. Discomfort is gay. Anyone who doesn’t get wasted to avoid unease is an incel prude.

 

[Strix454]

Nick's Numbers are alot worse than they were a year or 2 ago. The view counts appear much higher on Rumble are still quite high for a stream, but I don't know how generous their calculations are.

The way I've tried to figure out Nick's view counts on Rumble and how good they are is by comparison to others. Mersh and Revenge of the CIS also has a Runble contract. But Mersh is not popular anymore, generally never promoted by Rumble and by rumor not invited to Rumble events. Mersh is a good data point for determining the lower bound of a rumble streamer with a contract.

Mersh's peak views in the last seven days was 138k on rumble.
Nick's peak views in the last seven days was 127k on rumble.

Looking overall at the numbers, regardless of whatever method Rumble uses to calculate views, Nick is doing no better than Mersh is. Thats not good because Mersh these days is at best a has-been who is now either faking strokes on-stream for attention or who is actually having strokes on stream.

Any way I look at it, Nick have comparable numbers to Revenge of the Cis/Mersh is not a sign of strength for his content.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

The vast majority of people get tattoos solely because they think other people will think it's cool. If he got a tattoo of his kids' names then I'd believe him, but I guarantee he was expecting people to think this cringe snake tattoo was cool.

>tfw you want to go for the prison look but instead of "hardened felon" you get "regular drunk tank visitor"

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Nick’s next tat

 

[Harm]

Lmfao, he's starting to look like he could be Destiny's drunk uncle.

Spoiler: Images spoilered for mobile users

 

[AncientPhosphur]

>tfw you want to go for the prison look but instead of "hardened felon" you get "regular drunk tank visitor"

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It literally is awful. I thought about getting a join or die snake tattoo on my inner bicep once until libertarians ran that imagery into the ground and I gradually associated it with cringe. The way he has it now there is no fixing it. If he really wanted to keep the snake he should’ve kept it small and done the traditional shoulder tattoo, maybe done the snake skeleton Raynor has on his armor in Starcraft 2 or the usually Don’t Tread On Me snake. Instead he’s going for this awful knock off Andrew Tate tattoo.

He’s racing Annisa for worst tattoos

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Briefly looking around on Rumble, Nick's numbers are not too far off from Viva Frei. Live streams from The Quartering tend to be higher. Greenwald's numbers are 2x to 4x that of Rekieta's. I understand that Rumble needs eyeballs, but I think paying for talent was a mistake. Their platform is still a cobbled mess. Their apps are total shit. Discoverability on Rumble is practically nil. The only legit adverts I've seen are that Baerskin hoodie company and everything else has been scams with terrible text to speech that sounds obviously robotic and are most likely filled with fraudulent claims.

 

[Strix454]

My guess is that Nick has institutional problems with the church and Kayla (because she never interacts with anyone except Nick) parrots him.

It seemed like Nick and family abandoned going to church doing COVID. Afterward, they never went back. NIck at best seems an agnostic and I can see him strongly fighting to keep the family from returning to church. I can also see his wife going along with him in the same way she goes along with his cooming and his alcoholism. In her mind, the religious homeschool stuff probably takes care of the kids and that is the only important thing anyway.

I can remember a couple institutional problems Nick had with the church:

- Nick was teaching at the church a while back. But I think he had to stop doing it due to problems. I think its suspected that Nick was teaching his own version of the bible and asked to stop.

- Nick did a long rant about how the church is failing by not actively trying to bring onlyfans "moms" into the church and further that the church is totally out of step by suggesting anything is wrong with doing onlyfans.

- Nick and possibly wife tried to go to some social group thing at the Church. Nick didn't like it because Nick saw everyone in the room as inferior beings that could not possibly relate to a streaming youtuber like him and could offer nothing of value to a streamer celebrity like himself.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

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I saw this in another joke recently. What is it?

 

[Captain Manning]

Why is rekieta mad at god

Why is God mad at Rekieta?

Oh wait. Nevermind. I forgot I follow this thread.

But Mersh is not popular anymore

Was Mersh ever popular?

If he ever was, I must have totally missed that. Last time I saw the RotC faggots, Tonkasaw wasn't a yet considered a joke and Jim didn't have canceraids.

Mersh's peak views in the last seven days was 138k on rumble.
Nick's peak views in the last seven days was 127k on rumble.

How embarrassing.

He better hope Mersh dies of the next stroke so he can move up a place.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

I saw this in another joke recently. What is it?

It's a very basic design that almost everyone does when they're 8 years old. Apparently there is a wikipedia entry on it.

Cool S - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Harm]

I saw this in another joke recently. What is it?

It's a stylized "S" that was very common to see American schoolchildren (and probably other countries) draw as if it was the coolest goddam thing in the entire world. It becomes a joke in adulthood about the childish perceptions of what's "cool" and what matters in life. "Gee, isn't it silly how kids think drawing the letter 'S' like that is such a big deal?" Replace the kids with Rekieta and the "S" with his shitty tattoo.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Why is rekieta mad at god

Because Rekieta thinks God is a prude despite God going out of his way to make procreation pleasurable in the first place.

The vast majority of people get tattoos solely because they think other people will think it's cool. If he got a tattoo of his kids' names then I'd believe him, but I guarantee he was expecting people to think this cringe snake tattoo was cool.

This is the only way I can see myself getting a tattoo. Wife & Kids names / birthdays. Not because of any special meaning, but because I'd like to ensure I remember their birthdays.

I saw this in another joke recently. What is it?

It's an elementary schoolbook doodle that can be made into a longer chain.

 

[Maude Snew]

I will just say that it's stunning and brave to embrace the meme so much and get a no step on snek tattoo and I feel both humbled and owned by his commitment to the funny bit that's just a joke bro. He should do Spengbeb next.