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why didn't he get to see the mexican doctors who fill his xanax script?
š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Yep, definitely a tiny widdle slip up on Ralph's Endless Macho Road of Sobriety. He MOST DEFINITELY quit pills and booze cold turkey and hasnt had a back slide in months! Withdrawals, I hear you say? Not for the Ralphamale, who can down 5 bars of Xanax a day for years and then quit cold turkey, and never have any complications at all, unlike the rest of you pathetic mortals.
There is no doubt in my mind he never quit any of it, just maintained a level of usage to prevent the DTs. We will have pillstreams as long as Gunty is streaming.
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The people Ralph cares the most about in this world are as follows:
Ralph
Ralph
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Fucking pussy. What happened to "The Ralphamale don't scare". Less than a day for his balls to retract behind their protective gunt flaps. He probably had to hold those grizzled skin bags up while doing Pantsuela from behind.
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>i was sad uwu
Pathetic. What happened to the Ralphamale? Sobriety? He's now letting people control him. The good old Ralphamale would down three bars of 10mg each time some bish whines about his benzo use.
He wouldn't be such a wreck if so.
Pathetic. What happened to the Ralphamale? Sobriety? He's now letting people control him. The good old Ralphamale would down three bars of 10mg each time some bish whines about his benzo use.
Doubt.
He wouldn't be such a wreck if so.
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Ralph has an amazing ability to have a big slip up with his sobriety and immediately come to the conclusion that he MUST be on stream for it. Your bog standard alcoholic will hide his substance abuse like a bish. The Ralphamale though, he just waves his gunt in the air and winks while saying, "couldn't be me..."
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"Care" is probably the wrong word. He's the person at the forefront of his mind and his feelings are the only ones that matter.
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Tbf Ralph's sober January lasted longer than Rekieta's.
Kang of Da Sektur!
Kang of Da Sektur!
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Ethan Ralph is hollerin at Yellow Flash for ending a business relationship on bad terms with fellow Juju dick rider Ethan Van Sciver. The comments have been hilarious.
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Damn Ralph, how you gonna let Comic Book Guy body you like that? He came in like Brock Lesnar and just suplexed you all around X. A complete squash Ethan. You got Gillberg'd nigga lol
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So close to a Fatrick crossover. I'd love to see those gunts collide.
Tiger Jack
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An immovable object meets another immovable object.
Rage Pig
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Piggy is whining like a bish about his hard life, absolutely pathetic and gay.
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This fat fuck is trying to equate his own hubris into a Dusty Rhodes promo.
Kill yourself you fucking fat liberal woman.
Kill yourself you fucking fat liberal woman.
porkWellington
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Took a look at his site again remembering that email he got telling him he had to remove the Ade article. That's finally gone. While looking his Twitter pops up on the side and got an interesting snapshot that perfectly encapsulates being friends with Ralph:
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Wow, his technical problems are magically solved! Surely his total and absurd inebriation had nothing to do with it. LOL he chewed out one of his paypigs last night for suggesting that he look at his equipment when he was "awake"
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is watching your wife get fucked by a mexican in the ass raw with no condom hard times?
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Absoultely no self-reflection. Our Kang is back in the saddle.
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Internet hard times donāt exist, which is why Ethan Ralph spent two years lashing out at Jim for shaking a pill bottle on a stream. Itās also why Ralph chimped when Chrissie Mayr laughed at the idea of him making his mom walk home from dialysis in the August sun (she thought it was a joke and not something he was selfish and bratty enough to do).
Just fun house mirror shit!
