Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Feel even if it was the top artist in the world that scheduled follow ups, Nick would just no show or say he is too busy at the last moment.

The idea of him with an unfinished tattoo forever is amusing, and would be a good metaphor for his other abortive attempts and projects.

He didn't say anything this confident anywhere near the beginning of the Mandy speculation so I think very little of what this dipshit has to say. While I'm sure this is Noseguarding, I'm willing to bet also this is just so he can keep appearing relevant and keeping the "new" chat plebs aware of the official narratives surrounding their religious order. It's about keeping himself knee deep in the drama within that circle so people feel they have to depend on him for an objective viewpoint.

The low IQ BooshMcFadden is backing him up that he has TOTALLY talked to MAN-dy in a voice chat and she is female, so he is spinning up this tripe as a retcon.

Also, back when the information originally dropped, there were several people (regualrs) who were saying her voice on Joe's stream was at least suspicious --if not saying it was a catfish outright. He waited to try to change perception.

If "Mandy" wanted to clear up these details, they could've done so a long time ago instead of playing "Look at me!" with superchats and public digs. All they had to do was.. not do that?

Because 'she' doesn't need to do so. We are so manifestly incorrect it doesn't deserve a response. We are so PWNed, Kiwi bros.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

If Viva and Barnes' numbers are close to Nick's and that (vs. Mersh) is the metric Rumble is using, that might be an interesting thing to consider, but recall that Viva and Barnes are onboard writing internal policy and doing legal consultation for thr conpany.

Viewership is only one metric they would use. The amount of money spent in Rumble Rants would likely also be a factor.

That Rittenhouse high saw him become one of the highest donation YT channels in the world. I would assume that Rumble saw those piles of donations on YT and they thought, "Nick, I see what you've done for other platforms and I want that for me."

From what I've seen recently mentioned, Nick is not exactly bringing in big bucks in donations. So even if he has okay viewership by Rumble's standards, he isn't exactly adding much additional value.

 

[Potatoherder]

He did really well tonight at $208, YT took in $186. JasonOfTGA was paypig of the night with $60 or 28.8%.

Muted user was shelley107(111185664) she has 169 hits and they all went something like this:

shelley107

Them I have to masturbate to fake Natalie etc

2024-01-10 02:20:07 -0600 CST

Nick said two things, saying teh stream won't started at 11pm and this exchange:

BaZeal	congrats on the big kiwi win though	2024-01-10 02:12:31 -0600 CST
RekietaLaw	@bazeal my list of achievments only grows!	2024-01-10 02:12:46 -0600 CST

3 hits for 'kiwi' and it seems null is the one acting weird. Not the man who was jerking it to a man pretending to be a woman over the internet.

Cuddlerope

"@trollusernamehere apparently lolcow is defined as ""whoever null doesn't like"" on kiwifarms, shame that, hope he gets over his problems and returns to his normal state"

2024-01-10 00:01:36 -0600 CST

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Total Rumbles: $ 208
Rumble Count: 29 ( 16 )
Conversion Rate Raw: 0.5399366970768944 ( Adjusted: 0.279% )
Peak Viewers: 5371
Peaked time: 2024-01-10 01:53:43.665406688 -0600 CST m=+17465.749199033
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Chat Messages: 3020 ( 348 unique users )
Muted: 2
Deleted: 0
Unknown: 1
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StreamID: 247830813
Start: 2024-01-09 22:43:50.895222853 -0600 CST m=+6072.979015198
End: 2024-01-10 02:56:20.817162126 -0600 CST m=+21222.900954461
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StreamURL: https://rumble.com/v4657jc-on-the-o...-wing-extremism-from-biden-the-media-and.html
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[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Reminder this is what MANdy sounded like.

now that's a troon voice if I ever heard one.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

He did really well tonight at $208, YT took in $186. JasonOfTGA was paypig of the night with $60 or 28.8%.

Muted user was shelley107(111185664) she has 169 hits and they all went something like this:

shelley107

Them I have to masturbate to fake Natalie etc

2024-01-10 02:20:07 -0600 CST

Nick said two things, saying teh stream won't started at 11pm and this exchange:

BaZeal	congrats on the big kiwi win though	2024-01-10 02:12:31 -0600 CST
RekietaLaw	@bazeal my list of achievments only grows!	2024-01-10 02:12:46 -0600 CST

3 hits for 'kiwi' and it seems null is the one acting weird. Not the man who was jerking it to a man pretending to be a woman over the internet.

Cuddlerope

"@trollusernamehere apparently lolcow is defined as ""whoever null doesn't like"" on kiwifarms, shame that, hope he gets over his problems and returns to his normal state"

2024-01-10 00:01:36 -0600 CST

Rumble only takes 20% cut, right? So they got a whopping $41.60 from that stream. Money is money, but even if he had slightly over double that amount at $100 for Rumble, it would only bring in $26.1k, assuming Nick streams 5 days a week for every week of the year, which he doesn't and won't. Hardly worth paying someone 7-figures for and I doubt donations and subscriptions to Locals are bridging that gap.

 

[AnOminous]

"I think it's cool. I don't care if anyone else thinks it's cool," Rekeita says about his tattoo. People who feel the need to verbalize that they don't care about what others think actually care a lot about what others think.

How is anyone so oblivious to social cues that they don't realize that literally everyone knows this and thinks "gee, that guy really does care even though he vehemently insists he doesn't"?

He's definitely now wet-brained enough to start getting into ironic tattoos. I can see a 'No Regerts' one in the future, maybe 'cut here' and some - - - -'s along the throat.

Hey, that worked for Trevor. It's one of those "it just looks stupid on you" things.

If that high school is for the developmentally disabled, maybe.

Has this dude ever seen a snake? I mean even in a photograph or something? Is he the Wikihow tattooist?

 

[ChromaQuack]

At least the tattoo isn't as bad as all of Anisa's.

it's not finished, it has plenty of room for growth, if the idea he was planning for it is fully realized it will be as bad if not worse than one of Anusa's

 

[AnOminous]

Preaching to the choir here as I don't need a website to tell me what I just heard with my own ears, but even an app designed by troons for troons says the voice isn't passing. I played it excerpts of the call without Joe's voice.

I'm pretty sure the app is designed to sell snake oil to troons by negging them.

 

[Maude Snew]

Has this dude ever seen a snake?

Only the most true and honest snake woman ever.

Spoiler: I'm a ssssssnake

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Hey, I like those coloring books. I have one with kitties. A MILLION DOLLARS TO YOU.

So do you use crayons or colored pencils?

Cuddlerope

"@trollusernamehere apparently lolcow is defined as ""whoever null doesn't like"" on kiwifarms, shame that, hope he gets over his problems and returns to his normal state"

2024-01-10 00:01:36 -0600 CST

Pages upon of debate on whether or not THIS SPECIFIC retard was a cow or not, but NOOOOOO the title is bestowed by Null. Never mind that Null had nothing to do with Nick's thread getting the official Lolcow stamp and moved out of internet famous.

Y'all are right, none of Nick's remaining fans are playing with a full card of decks.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

With all due respect to Dear Leader, after two attempts at Nick in AI, I think I did better than the ones featured (and seethed over) on MATI.

My first one I made a mistake that will be immediately obvious:

whoops! The prompt was
"Tall thin man with drinker's nose standing in dirty kitchen with a snake around his bicep"

So I added "tattooed" to snake, and got this. Except for the muscular bicep, I think there's a certain likeness. I particularly like the way the AI intuited the shape, if not the colour, of Nick's nose.

 

[Harm]

Rumble only takes 20% cut, right? So they got a whopping $41.60 from that stream.

This triggered my autism, so I went back to every @Potatoherder post in 2023 that has a total Rumble Rants listed and added them up, then figured what cut Rumble was getting. This is going to be incomplete of course, but it'll give us a ballpark:



$3,227.20 in 2023. Surely, they must be clamoring to get him in-person for negotiations and back on a new deal before a competitor swoops Rekieta up first. Here's a graph!



I used the date that the Kiwi Farms post had listed, so they may be a day off from the relevant stream.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Is there anything at this point they don't have "problems" with? They homeschool their kids and micromanage every aspect of their lifestyle down the microsecond, allegedly. How much of their lives is spent being carted around in vehicles? They don't exercise, apparently, because Kayla sends the whole family to a chiropractor like it's a day trip to the spa. $3000+ snack budget. The alcohol expenditures are probably not tracked. Their lifestyle is inconsistent with any kind of substantive structure, so of course they have "institutional problems". Their life a literal me-fest.

It doesn't appear Nick and his family share much in common with other human beings at all. Well, other than joining in with their fellow slaves who serve their Alcoholic Goddess who also happens to have relations with the Religion of Coom. Then there's the other forms of socially unhinged entertainment he partakes in, such as raging jealously at other Creators.

He especially favors going after those who are easy to milk for social media interaction but whom otherwise objectively live far more productive lives. "I need you to be distracted by me!! Stop being productive!! I have a problem with your persona/institution/business situation!! You're too popular! Stop that!"

He's a covert narcissist, this all makes sense when you view it through that lens. Nick needs narcissistic supply and when someone can't provide it then he moves on, but it's 'their' fault. Once Dick gets burned out on him you'll see him split and take subtle shots at him as well.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

So even if he has okay viewership by Rumble's standards, he isn't exactly adding much additional value.

I think I've cracked the code, I know why Nick is so insistent on meeting with people at Rumble in person. You're right, Nick's channel is adding nothing of value to Rumble, but he knows that. He wants to meet the Rumble higher-ups in person to offer them our wife. Think of it, Nick is a cuck, and with just a little brown face paint and his lifetime supply of Balldos, he can turn the entirety of the Rumble boardroom into his beloved Energii-King and Romaine. When those incel prudes running the site wear the Balldo and recreate Hedonism II, they'll understand how his streams are what the site needs. They'll straight out give him a million dollars in his contract.

 

[Captain Manning]

I actually became aware of Mersh around 2018-2019

Same. Around early 2018. I recall the Kumite was still good.

I thought he was fag then too.

That's why I was shocked Rumble signed him. Rekieta... based on the data they had at the time... I get. Not Mersh though. That's barrel scraping.

Not everybody that pisses off Youtube is a national treasure.

And also chatgpt after it was wrangled to get over its gender neutral hangup:

TBF, there are quite a few female Dallas Cowboy fans. The ChatGPT might have been confused and thought she was talking about a ranch hand. I notice it didn't capitalize Cowboys.

My favorite joke about female Cowboys fans is they never expect a ring.

(Sorry to channel MAN-D there for a moment).

Rumble only takes 20% cut, right?

@Null said on MATI yesterday that he gets 100%.

I dunno if that applies to everybody though. He might elect to chime in here.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

So do you use crayons or colored pencils?

Pencils and those dual pens made for the books. I prefer pens for shading.

Null wasn't even being a jerk to Nick; AI's gonna AI. As a result, I think - I THINK - Nick might genuinely be laughing a little bit here. He's still coping, but come on, the clown nose is just the cherry on top, and maybe he might realize it.

 

[Chibitzen]

The idea of him with an unfinished tattoo forever is amusing, and would be a good metaphor for his other abortive attempts and projects.

That would be pure comedy at its finest. His most "original" comedy material seems to be unintuitively unintentional. He is dependent on having other people to play off of in order to give the impression of being observational. We know Rekieta's downfall with regard to his infatuation hate with the Farms is because he lacks creative direction and drive. It's become increasingly evident as the year has gone on that he has become heavily reliant on member takes here for new material. Ex: Looking for ways to responding to microaggressions posted here and twist some of those themes to try to make them "funny" somehow.

Hateposting or obsessingly responding to things on sites like Twitter are another tell that Creators are running dry on content... if a person is happily chirping away in the zone with new material and are actually trying to create something rather than recycle things, they're not spending much time interacting on social media, much less promising their fans they will deliver on something "very soon".

 

[Farmer9876]

Is Nick's new tattoo a reference to Soviet union propaganda posters against alcoholism?

 

[Father Balldo]

CGoody massively big-dogged Booshmcfadden there.

For the unimportant Locals posters like Booshmcfadden, Dan (speaking as "Mandy") told him OF COURSE "Mandy" doesn't care about being revealed as being a man, because OF COURSE it's not true and "Mandy" is not a man.

But to CGoody, Nick's top mod and another guy who has paypigged thousands to Nick, Dan admitted that "Mandy" cared about it.

CGoody continued to defend Mandy's existence as a real person in the YouTube live chat last night. His new line is that he has spoken to Mandy in voice chat and she is definitely a woman.

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this nigga knows it's a dude

 

[Pomniman]

Same. Around early 2018. I recall the Kumite was still good.

I thought he was fag then too.

That's why I was shocked Rumble signed him. Rekieta... based on the data they had at the time... I get. Not Mersh though. That's barrel scraping.

Not everybody that pisses off Youtube is a national treasure.

He sucks ass, yeah. Though as far as conservative leaning kahn-tent "creators" who ended up on rumble go, I find Salty Cracker to be really annoying and gay too despite ostensibly agreeing with his politics and him apparently being popular for some bizarre reason. Crowder too, fuck that fag. These types of guys eke out an existence of some sort as lowest common denominator bait and Mersh just happens to be at the absolute bottom of the totem pole, maybe even buried 20 feet under that totem pole.