Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[cerulean hydra]

Read the Google Books preview for Starship Repo out of morbid curiosity.

Look, I have the attention pan of a rodent but I think it's a fair criticism to call this book "boring." The first two chapters of your sci-fi epic shouldn't be "Hero waits in line at customs" and "Hero waits in line at McDonalds." I get that some stories start with slow burns -- American Psycho starts with a simple dinner scene. But like, that's a genuinely engaging scene because it characterizes everyone so thoroughly and gives us tons of insight into the world of the story, and how all the people in it are shallow scumbags.

There has to be a less boring, more concise way of writing the scene Pat is going for. Like a dozen Futurama episodes start with the premise "We're doing something mundane before the big adventure, but it's crazy because it's in the future, and there's space stuff!" I feel like it didn't have to be so goddamn boring.

It gets even worse because there's an immediate timeskip to "now firstname lastname has been here for months and is scamming people at the space mall playing three card monty!"

God forbid you spend some time with the PoV character at an alien spacestation that no human has ever seen before. Plant seeds? Lay down some threads? No, let's just skip to Mary Sue being right at home in her new environment as the most popular girl on the space station. I didn't read any further than that because it felt so jarring.

 

[Maude Snew]

It's not an article, it's this, uh, aid for "visual thinkers": https://mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth

I will translate it here to get the point across much better: Jeff Besos is as wealthy as Rick is fat and stupid.

This is why my heart's desire is and always will be a video of Pat picking a fight or otherwise engaging in fisticuffs and getting seven shades of shit beaten out of him, if I'm really lucky there'll be a frame wherein his weakass bullshit punch will be intercepted and the look on his face as his delusions shatter in front of him would be priceless beyond compare

Closest he got, still pro click.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

SCENE:
A fat, desperate man in deep, deep denial about reality hopelessly faces his most mortal enemies... the psychopathic monsters that had caused his financial ruin and destroyed his life, again and again! They said they didn't, but that's just a lie, of course. A lie they continue to tell to this day.


2 seconds earlier, the tweet before:

SCENE:
A fat desperate man, in deep, deep denial about reality hopelessly faces his most mortal enemy... the psychopatic Monster that had caused his financial ruin and destroyed his life, again and again! He said he didn't, but that's just a lie, of course. A lie he continues to tell himself to this day.

Spoiler: Context

Pat is a fat retard.

Spoiler: Also

He got cucked by his wife while she was pregnant. She told him she hated him, so intead of taking responsibility, he wrote a blog about how she lied about that, and that she created his Depression Monster.

Spoiler: But mostly

For real though, he's shockingly and retardedly obese.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

SCENE:
A fat, desperate man in deep, deep denial about reality hopelessly faces his most mortal enemies... the psychopathic monsters that had caused his financial ruin and destroyed his life, again and again! They said they didn't, but that's just a lie, of course. A lie they continue to tell to this day.
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2 seconds earlier, the tweet before:

SCENE:
A fat desperate man, in deep, deep denial about reality hopelessly faces his most mortal enemy... the psychopatic Monster that had caused his financial ruin and destroyed his life, again and again! He said he didn't, but that's just a lie, of course. A lie he continues to tell himself to this day.
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Spoiler: Context

Pat is a fat retard.

Spoiler: Also

He got cucked by his wife while she was pregnant. She told him she hated him, so intead of taking responsibility, he wrote a blog about how she lied about that, and that she created his Depression Monster.
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Spoiler: But mostly

For real though, he's retardedly obese.

It was a lie, of course. A lie she told to me, but more importantly to herself. A lie she continues to tell herself to this day

Your wife's vagina was farted and coomed into several times by big black niggers and she will never stop loving it. "Your" children will be black.

Enjoy niggers, stalker.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Patrick wants to make sure we know that he has never made a withdrawal from the Bank of MiL, and he makes very good financial decisions.
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This is spoken like someone who def owes his mother in law money

Pretty lopsided, innit? Trust me, fatass, you don't want people paying "their fair share." If the government decided to make taxes "fair," you'd squeal like the stuck pig you are.

Funnily enough, Jennifer will never pay his fair share in taxes thanks to the American tax code

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I just realized something. Isn't Pat %110 pro-choice, pro abortion?

"....the life growing in her belly" ?

That sentence reads very pro-life to me. Has anyone else noticed that? This fat delusional faggot doesn't believe in anything at all he preaches on Twitter.

 

[AnOminous]

I just realized something. Isn't Pat %110 pro-choice, pro abortion?

"....the life growing in her belly" ?

The life he planned to murder as soon as it was born?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Belly is such a weird word to use there, too. Does he think children are harbored in the stomach, the prison of the body?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

To answer your quuestion about why they "refused to publish the third book in his intended trilogy", Pat's 1.7 GPA tactic to always have publishers resign him (which has never happened), is to end the last book in any publishing deal on a massive cliffhanger, thinking this would cause the audience to demand to get the sequel. The sequel to his most recently published book, In the Black, is titled In the Red, and he occasionally tells his followers to pester Tor Books on Twitter hoping they'll give him another deal after losing easily 6 figures on their last (and only) one.

What's great about this is that if there really was a fan base, Rick could throw that shit on Amazon and prove there's a fan base while collecting possibly a bigger share of the revenue. He doesn't because he doesn't give a shit about hypothetical fans anyway.

There was another author who writes fantasy books as a side-gig to his IT whatever that got posted in this thread sitting next to Patirck at some panel thing. The guy has a shit-load of books, he's constantly putting them out, he's putting up stuff on his own just to get side-stuff to fans before the next book in a series, etc. He has a whole webpage of lore and communicating with fans and shit. If he didn't list it in his Twitter profile people seeing his dumbass current event takes wouldn't even know Jennifer claimed to be a sci-fi author.

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Ok lets break down some stupid things with this

1. What is the fair amount that people should be taxed on Jennifer? I doubt he can give an answer outside of more
2. Does he know that people don't just have billions just lying around? I doubt it
3. How is he going to change the tax code? I would love to see Jennifer try and give how to change the tax code that won't fuck over everyone.

Jennifer thinks there should be a 99% tax on the contents of giant Scrooge McDuck vaults.

This "firebrand conservative" thinks it's a good idea to force a fire sale of investment assets so the federal government can spend a large one-time surplus of funds immediately on whatever shit they can think of. Wouldn't want wealth "hoarded" as real loanable funds when AMERICA NEEDS THE MONEY HOLE. I LOVE THE MONEY FIRES!

 

[Divine right to rule]

I just realized something. Isn't Pat %110 pro-choice, pro abortion?

"....the life growing in her belly" ?

That sentence reads very pro-life to me. Has anyone else noticed that? This fat delusional faggot doesn't believe in anything at all he preaches on Twitter.
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To be fair, this is a schizo position that has been the mainstream for decades.
There are special laws in every country that specifically punish harming or killing the fetus in the womb and/or forcing a miscarriage. These only apply to third parties and outside force however. The mother is free to do all those things herself.
The law sees value in the unborn child, but only if the mother decides she wants to keep it. Otherwise it is seen as worthless.
The mother is the arbiter between worthy life and "lump of cells".

So, this is not a Pat specific position, it is the normal hypocrisy on the topic.

 

[RollingRock2]

When Fatrick sees on the news that someone is worth 4 billion dollars he thinks they have bank accounts with billions of dollars in them. Any abstraction is beyond his 1.2 GPA capacity.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I love how one of his aliases is "stealthygeek" but he claims to be the most swatted man in history.

There's nothing stealthy about this fat cuckold. He couldn't sneak up on Helen Keller.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

When Fatrick sees on the news that someone is worth 4 billion dollars he thinks they have bank accounts with billions of dollars in them. Any abstraction is beyond his 1.2 GPA capacity.

I think he (and others like John Walker Flynt) think they have one checking account and the total the media gives is from somebody looking at the number in it.

 

[RussianParasite]

I think he (and others like John Walker Flynt) think they have one checking account and the total the media gives is from somebody looking at the number in it.

People like Patrick don’t have to worry about where money comes from and how it works because he has his mother-in-law and other women in his life to bail him out. He also lives in a ghetto nigger shack that probably doesn’t cost much to own/maintain, but that also doesn’t really matter because he chooses to live on X instead.

He also does not have to fear starving to death if he goes broke because he is fat, you see.

 

[LGHDR+]

This is why my heart's desire is and always will be a video of Pat picking a fight or otherwise engaging in fisticuffs and getting seven shades of shit beaten out of him, if I'm really lucky there'll be a frame wherein his weakass bullshit punch will be intercepted and the look on his face as his delusions shatter in front of him would be priceless beyond compare

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He also does not have to fear starving to death if he goes broke because he is fat, you see.

I think it's possible he may overgraze the immediate area from his pepperoni obsession much like the Native Americans and the buffalo. I fear his immense fatness may not put an upper bound on how many Negro children he can kidnap and grind.

 

[LGHDR+]

He also does not have to fear starving to death if he goes broke because he is fat, you see.

And there's no shortage of "exotic meats" in his area to make him fatter, if you catch my drift.

I fear his immense fatness may not put an upper bound on how many Negro children he can kidnap and grind.

I see your point, however this particular feedback loop is self-limiting: the fatter he gets, the harder it is for his skeletal structure to support him in his hunt to catch and return home with his kill ingredients - thus limiting his size to "incredibly, undeniably fucking obese" instead of "gravitational singularity".

Edit: I will concede that he is likely composed of degenerate matter.

 

[Mr. Povich]

The "half written" thing is so strange considering that he spent two years finishing Tiny Tim 2. You'd think he would have been better off working on the Tor books and begging them to take him back.

My theory regarding this is that he wanted a really good cliffhanger in order to ensure he would get re-signed so he just shaved off 1/3 from the end of the book. Do that, make up a quick ending for the 1st book, and then brag that you already have half the work done on the next book to get them to sign another deal. In theory a good author could probably make it work. Then again, I doubt a respectable author would release a work in such an unfinished state.

 

[RollingRock2]

You're absolutely right, he really does see himself as the protagonist and thinks himself not only clever but able to kick anyone's ass anytime, anywhere

This is why my heart's desire is and always will be a video of Pat picking a fight or otherwise engaging in fisticuffs and getting seven shades of shit beaten out of him, if I'm really lucky there'll be a frame wherein his weakass bullshit punch will be intercepted and the look on his face as his delusions shatter in front of him would be priceless beyond compare

That would be a Gunt in Portugal moment (timestamp 1:25)

https://uploads.kiwifarms.hk/data/video/3318/3318626-820ba74491971e7661c1fb3f8dd3e888.mp4

 

[LGHDR+]

That would be a Gunt in Portugal moment (timestamp 1:25)

https://uploads.kiwifarms.hk/data/video/3318/3318626-820ba74491971e7661c1fb3f8dd3e888.mp4

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Sadly, his fight or FAT and flight reaction would have Pat running as fast as his lard could handle at the first sign of any IRL hostility.

(The gunt-purse makes me laugh every time)