Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Has this been posted here yet? Credit to scarebro on >discord

 

[Swole McPole]

now that's a troon voice if I ever heard one.

Mandy's voice makes Keffals sound like a True and Honest Woman by comparison.

Has this dude ever seen a snake?

I believe he's handled a whole load of one eyed trouser snakes.

 

[Billie's Blues]

It was, as the rest of his "content", underwhelming.

Thanks! Very underwhelming, but at least he didn't completely ignore it... I guess.

 

[Swole McPole]

Nate's social blade stats is so active it couldn't be capped in one page so i just took the bottom half. Left is Nick's while right is Nate's. I could have sworn Nate was at 200k after depp and I was right. He grew hard.

I used to enjoy Nate The Nig. I thought he was a kind of honest commentator and when he used to do two handers with Kurt, I thought they complemented each other nicely -- autistic nerd vs street nigger.

These days though, he's really just doing Tim Pool type news commentary with a legal twist. He's found a formula and he's grinding it out. His videos are relatively slick -- but they're utter fucking dogshit. He fills up every 15 minute video recapping everything we already know about the story, just to add two or three sentences of "new" content that you'll have already read in the newspapers.

It's working for him, As you say, he's doubled his audience in the last year or so. But fuck me, he's unwatchable now.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

Thanks! Very underwhelming, but at least he didn't completely ignore it... I guess.

He hasn't been 12 drinks in on an empty stomach on stream yet so we haven't been blessed with his usual stream of consciousness. That's when he releases the real bangers, the unfiltered seething. Unfortunately - or fortunately for him, I guess - he's still capable of holding back when he's not shitfaced. "Sober" January is boring.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

What is it with his bint of a wife making "impromptu" date nights during her husbands working hours. Lack of respect. Deservedly.

 

[Harm]

Maybe they found out a local gay bar is doing a fun Wednesday night event they could check out on a whim to rekindle their marriage.





Gay 90's is also doing karaoke in the "happy hour bar" on Wednesdays unless their website is out of date. I love that they have so many options as a queer couple!

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Has this been posted here yet? Credit to scarebro on >discord
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Yes, it was posted here first

 

[Gorton Colu]

What is it with his bint of a wife making "impromptu" date nights during her husbands working hours. Lack of respect. Deservedly.

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This man is running through all of the excuses not to work. Why doesn't this idiot just reduce his stream schedule formally?

 

[Spaded Dave]

These days though, he's really just doing Tim Pool type news commentary with a legal twist.

Yeah I can't really watch him anymore. He will hit the same 3 topics eighteen times with no new information, and he will misspell a simple word at least once per video. A lawyer who can't spell "hypocrisy" is amusing, but not enough to bypass my pet peeve of misspelling simple shit in general.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This man is running through all of the excuses not to work. Why doesn't this idiot just reduce his stream schedule formally?

Because his old fans and the Farms have both suggested that starting years ago, and I can only assume the Social Media Expert has not taken that advice because it was given in a 'faggoty' way.

 

[genericwhitemale]

If it's not too late for predictions, I predict that by the end of this year this thread will have more replies than the Weeb Wars thread (i.e. it will double in size). Locking it in, I'll check back on this in a year's time.

 

[Chibitzen]

Nick is worse at acting than he is at being sober.

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He used to not give oxygen to the criticism or at least kept it to the bare minimum. No acting involved. A whinge here and there could be treated as a non-event if he could just muster acting like a Content Creator. It was when he began to believe he was a comedian extraordinaire/relationship savant that the authoritative whinge-moan sessions became more the norm because of course he was there to educate his audience on what fun and interesting actually was. The way he described "Social media expert" only ever really meant "Fun Expert". Since he can't tell anyone directly how to be fun without looking like a complete toolbox, he can suggest instead he's an "Internet specialist" here to educate others on how to spread their own emotional germs across the Land of Online and profit. When you believe that much of your own hype, Balldo happens.

What is it with his bint of a wife making "impromptu" date nights during her husbands working hours. Lack of respect. Deservedly.

She's still grinding his balls over MANdy? Ouch.

 

[zyclonPD]

I THINK - Nick might genuinely be laughing a little bit here. He's still coping, but come on, the clown nose is just the cherry on top, and maybe he might realize it.

Its funny he left off the most accurate one

Far be it from me to accuse a nonpracticing lawyer of skewing or misrepresenting facts to create a narrative but for the purpose of completeness I would like this image entered into evidence.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

"I'm not quitting drinking I'm not a quitter."

Everyone that says something like this has a drinking problem. I used to say this shit. I had a big fucking problem. I knew people that said this shit. They had big fucking problems.

Nick. Dude.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Pencils and those dual pens made for the books. I prefer pens for shading.

Null wasn't even being a jerk to Nick; AI's gonna AI. As a result, I think - I THINK - Nick might genuinely be laughing a little bit here. He's still coping, but come on, the clown nose is just the cherry on top, and maybe he might realize it.

Bullshit, this is a couple notches away from a smuckle.

He’s pointing out a joke about him because it shouldn’t land (those pictures shown are too flattering), and taking it in ‘jest’.

Cope of the highest degree, and passive aggressive.

 

[Señora Airi]

Ya know........simple stuff.....like:
-Questioning the divinity of Christ
-Propositioning other couples to swing
-Reeking of alcohol during services
-Sharing degenerqcy during Sunday School
-Having "Mr. Drex" as an assistant co-op teacher

"you.incel prudes. don't. want. onlyfans models. at your church? I hope. you make. a million dollars. in tithes."

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Rekieta is so wet-brained that he wants a Gadsden flag like tattoo and commissions a tattoo artist from California to do it?

Apropos of nothing, the British band Half Man Half Biscuit wrote a song called Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo about the band the Libertines.

Half Man Half Biscuit - Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo [Official Audio]

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[PULL UP]

Pencils and those dual pens made for the books. I prefer pens for shading.

Null wasn't even being a jerk to Nick; AI's gonna AI. As a result, I think - I THINK - Nick might genuinely be laughing a little bit here. He's still coping, but come on, the clown nose is just the cherry on top, and maybe he might realize it.

He's just flattered that the AI gave him such large muscles. It's how he pictures himself when he the bull has sex with our wife

No he isn't. It's pure cope.

You might notice that Nick never mentioned the name of the stream or the name of the streamer.

You might also notice that Nick put on stream a cropped version of the AI pictures, probably because if he didn't crop it and just displayed a screengrab, it would say "Mad at the Internet" on it and people could look up the stream.

You can also tell he's coping by the way he says that he was "totally destroyed" by said unnamed streamer. Null was just seeing if it could make a better snake tattoo (he was right)

 

[Captain Manning]

Rumble did not take a cut of rants until this year. As of January 1st, they should be taking 20%.

If that's the case, Nick might be soon regretting his cope that he doesn't GAF about Rumble Rants. He's now essentially telling people not to give him money that Rumble takes a cut of while saying Rumble should just pay him for turning on the camera.

I can't imagine Rumble would be happy with anybody under contact saying that now.

Not that it really seems to matter much anymore. He's getting so few compared to where he used to be. His show sucks. Him saying what he said is total cope.