Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[YaBoi]

It was so surreal seeing Khet in the flesh again. She looked like a fat geisha.

 

[Agent Proper]

New poll up. Step right up and guess Kat's weight.

 

[ATandTism]

He racoon eyes lit up when talking about going to Japan, for the food of course. If only she knew that her loving roomate-husband blew enough money on sweaty man gatcha to buy a summer home over there.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Okay, so my question is does Khet have PCOS because the hair thinning and the bloated face and rapid weight gain with some facial hair is telling me shes got PCOS.
Either that or ole girl is on prednisone or some heavy ass psych meds. The rapid weight gain in her face especially says a lot.

I don't think it's medical. Judging by her Homer Simpson muumuu and her answer to a question about why she gets her hair cut so short ("It's easy to take care of") it sounds like she's settled into her role as platonic life partner to Phil and catmom to Jasper. Kat has thrown in the towel on romance.
I'm more worried about Phil. If he's eating the same as her but not gaining weight then something really must be up with him. He's skinnier than he's been since highschool and Kat is... you know. Team Health stock rising.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

 

[Cataloons]

Jesus, Kat looks like a brunette Dee Dee from the Foodie Beauty verse.

 

[JimiHendrix]

thats why phil keeps calling her mom by accident, he literally transformed her into his mother.

holy fuck.

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

I just want to know if she knows about the WWEC spending and how bad it really is. She seems to not watch his streams, so she probably knows less than a lot of people here. If she's just bad a math and never ran a household, it might be easy to spend a couple $k a month without her knowing.

Or does she have her own vices, so doesnt say shit?

All signs point to them just being roommates and nothing more, but if we give them the slightest benefit of the doubt and assume that they function like a normal married couple then how could she not at least check on their bank accounts/statements from time to time. She should have good understanding of where their money goes, and it should piss her off that Phil has blown so much money on a stupid mobile game. Money that could have gone towards paying down debt or actually doing stuff outside of the house together. Like that Japan trip mentioned above that she's been wanting for years. How does she not get curious as to why he's always playing that game on his phone, or not stumbled upon some detractor video about Phil and Champions while browsing YouTube? Maybe she is completely in the dark about Phil's gatcha addiction? It wouldn't surprise me if she didn't even have access to Phil's Paypal/BofA accounts. Or maybe she just doesn't care? As long as she has enough food to stuff her fat face and a room to play Skyrim, she's okay with him burning through their cash until it runs out. Once the gravy train stops she'll just move on to the next mark. Better hit the gym first though.

 

[Fapcop]

WHAT HAPPENED TO KHAT?!

Who’s the fat troon with the short wig?!

Jeez so much happening in the goutsphere lately it’s hard to keep up!

 

[Let's recap the situation]

So, it's been five years and we're still getting the exact same stream as in 2018.
Kat rarely gets to talk, and when she does, it's usually sarcasm, thanks a lot, Phil.

I sincerely hope she is able to stream eventually, simply to see how annoyed this regard is about it.

 

[Fapcop]

So, it's been five years and we're still getting the exact same stream as in 2018.
Kat rarely gets to talk, and when she does, it's usually sarcasm, thanks a lot, Phil.

I sincerely hope she is able to stream eventually, simply to see how annoyed this regard is about it.

She still does that thing where she’s silently reading out the words in the chat, lips moving and all.

WHY ON EARTH DID PHIL DRAG HER ON?!

Like, as long as Khet stayed off camera, Phil could LARP about his sexy waif and perfect marriage.

But he’s basically made a PSA that says: “I MARRIED A FAT RETARD”.

 

[Mr Clark]

Seeing Fat Kat makes me want to workout.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Team Divorce cucks in shambles not only because Khet is there but because the stream proved that they really are made for each other - two unhealthy, mentally out to lunch prudes with literally nothing going on inside their tiny minds except thinking about the next slop they'll devour.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Tevin's reaction is great.

 

[Van Darkholme]

This is what years long direct exposure to DSP does to people.

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

Fuck she looked so frustrated every time the pig talked over her. You can tell she wants to do stuff and the pig cuts her off and talks over any topic she brings up.

Free my Nigga Kat.

 

[Xenomorph]

the fucking amberlynn gifs in tevins chat

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

Say what you want about Kat, she still looks more normal than Phil.

 

[Golden Boy]

Say what you want about Kat, she still looks more normal than Phil.

Hard disagree, shes beauty parlor levels of fat. At least over 300 lbs on a short frame like Chantal. Shes “can only wear moo-moo” fat, with awful makeup and spock hair.

 

[Xenomorph]

Say what you want about Kat, she still looks more normal than Phil.

oh honey no