Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Spaded Dave]

i did this with rum once and it was horrible. pure the stuff tastes nice, but watered down it tastes revolting.

Just drink water separate from the alcohol you fucking cavemen. Wtf?

 

[FedPostalService]

If you use alcohol for its actual purpose and don't get drunk, but straddle the tipsy line

This is pure American behaviour. Drink like a Northern European and have a handle on it, you bunch of faggots.

 

[Pomniman]

Just drink water separate from the alcohol you fucking cavemen. Wtf?

It's probably terrible with most things but it works for whiskey because it changes the flavor in a more subtle way if you use just the right amount of water. That being said, I drink it neat most of the time, so this isn't something I do myself that often.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’ve never had a sip of alcohol in my life, and seriously, every single thing I hear about it makes it seem like the worst possible thing you could put in your body. I’ll never understand how anyone could consider using it

To add to the accurate points others have made, the fact is that some people just can’t use alcohol safely in any amount. Meaning that one drink sets off a chain reaction that leads to loss of control, humiliation, even violence in many cases. For those people, there's no “just one drink” because it always goes overboard — sometimes sooner, sometimes later. As the saying goes, when you get hit by a train, it’s not the caboose that kills you. (And if asked many will say they don’t see the point of just one drink because they’re in it to get faded.) They don’t necessarily get into trouble every time they drink, but often enough for it to affect their life.

The issue is there’s no way of knowing — without drinking — if you’re one of those people whose body chemistry will not allow you to use alcohol safely. Some people never try it because they see the impact it has had on family members and don’t want to risk it. Others find out the hard way by trying and going through hell.

This is also why comparing your drinking to someone else’s makes literally no sense. They’re not you.

Alcohol as used by people whose body chemistry allows them to use it safely is fine and I don’t think anyone here has ever suggested otherwise. No one looked askance on Nick’s identity as whiskey lawyer until the consequences unfolded in front of us in real-time.

Nick might comfort and defend himself by saying “I’ve never lost a job or gotten a DUI so it’s fine.” The missing word in that statement is YET (it stands for You’re Eligible Too). Many people see the negative impact of drinking on their life and decide to pull up BEFORE the DUI, job loss, divorce, etc. Others choose to wait for a lower rock bottom.

I don’t think this perspective is difficult to grok. For some reason Nick never displays a grasp of it, despite saying he has vast experience with addiction and totally understands. But Nick says that about a lot of topics, most of which he has zero comprehension of despite his delusions.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

No wonder Kiwifarms gets everything wrong about Nick, what a den of degenerate boozehounds that inhabit this thread. Okay, Nick is not drinking, he's just putting the bottle to his mouth and letting the alcohol slide down his throat. Really, if you think about it, gravity is to blame here.

Besides, if streaming doesn't work out he can sign a lucrative deal with McDonalds.

 

[Chibitzen]

Not every drink has to have 40% Alcohol like our Dear Creator. One of the reasons alcohol is popular is because there's many ways to enjoy it.

I’ve never had a sip of alcohol in my life, and seriously, every single thing I hear about it makes it seem like the worst possible thing you could put in your body. I’ll never understand how anyone could consider using it

I feel ya, brother. I was hesitant in the beginning of my adulthood to touch the crap because of walking examples in my own circle. I still don't drink very much 'til this day, but when I do, it's to try something new.

This is pure American behaviour. Drink like a Northern European and have a handle on it, you bunch of faggots.

We get it. It's the one behavior you are allowed to partake in without a license or police interrogation. That water bill must be rekt. Surprised you're even online speaking with us with the cost of your electricity rn tbh.

 

[FedPostalService]

We get it. It's the one behavior you are allowed to partake in without a license or police interrogation. That water bill must be rekt. Surprised you're even online speaking with us with the cost of your electricity rn tbh.

Cope, seethe, be a lightweight.

Enjoy catching a buzz off one bottle of Budweiser and going home.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Nick might comfort and defend himself by saying “I’ve never lost a job or gotten a DUI so it’s fine.”

Where I see that going is that he does drive drunk now, but just hasn't been caught yet. I'm sure that happens to more people than we would ever like to think about. I think people start out driving buzzed and when nothing happens, it just progresses to where you can watch all these vids on YT of people getting busted after wrecking their cars or passing out on the side of the road with BAC .2+. Nick has a high tolerance for alcohol and even if he thinks he is fine, his BAC could easily still be somewhere in the .1 vicinity. He will be caught eventually, hopefully not with his children in the car. He said he doesn't think he has a problem and won't even admit that he does. Said so much himself. He will fuck up, it is just inevitable.

I've been hit several times by drunk drivers, once with my kid in the car that was 3 at the time. Fuck, fuck, fuck drunk drivers.

 

[Maude Snew]

Not every drink has to have 40% Alcohol like our Dear Creator. One of the reasons alcohol is popular is because there's many ways to enjoy it.

Well it does if your goal is just to get wasted or when it's less convenient to get alcohol in general. For example it is trivial to carry a bottle of Whiskey even for noodle arm Nick here while a case of beer for example containing the same amount of alcohol is bulkier and heavier. But I can sit down and drink a lot of that beer over an evening without having to pay as much attention to what I'm drinking, almost like a regular beverage. If Nick ever really drank for the taste those days are long gone, he's a at the point where he might as well be drinking the ultra cheap shit or straight up rubbing alcohol to get his fix, not like there's a lot of mask left to slip.

 

[Vulkan]

He will be caught eventually, hopefully not with his children in the car. He said he doesn't think he has a problem and won't even admit that he does. Said so much himself. He will fuck up, it is just inevitable.

I don’t even have confidence if he fucked up and wrecked his car cops could do their jobs right, I know someone who wrecked their car drunk in the snow and either was too incompetent to smell the alcohol or didn’t want to deal with being out in the snow for any longer than necessary and just towed the car and let his friend drive him home

 

[ChromaQuack]

Cope, seethe, be a lightweight.

Enjoy catching a buzz off one bottle of Budweiser and going home.

You're right, you should show everyone in this thread how it's done and make them behold the irish spirit.

Spoiler

Shit while you're at it you should down 3 of those in a row and then for good measure follow it up with four liters of water to get rid of the hangover tomorrow, remember to do it all under 15 minutes and don't touch any food or salt while you're at it.

If we're lucky the hyponatremia will make sure you will be greeting St. Peter the following day.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Cope, seethe, be a lightweight.

Enjoy catching a buzz off one bottle of Budweiser and going home.

Congratulations on being heavily invested in the ability to swallow a beverage. We’re all really impressed and think you’re a badass.

Where I see that going is that he does drive drunk now, but just hasn't been caught yet. I'm sure that happens to more people than we would ever like to think about. I think people start out driving buzzed and when nothing happens, it just progresses to where you can watch all these vids on YT of people getting busted after wrecking their cars or passing out on the side of the road with BAC .2+.

This isn’t a theory it’s established fact. That’s why there are so many drunk driving deaths every year.

Spoiler

I’ve lost people close to me to drunk drivers and I was also retarded enough to drink and drive when I was a teenager. I’m glad I never got caught but I’m infinitely more grateful that I never hurt anyone. I cannot relate to an adult who thinks that risk is worth drinking and driving, or to one who believes themselves to be a superior life form that is not affected by chemicals the way every other human is.

 

[SargonF00t]

My guess is that Nick has institutional problems with the church and Kayla (because she never interacts with anyone except Nick) parrots him. I know in my own marriage, I steer my wife's beliefs. We have discussions to determine the truth about things, and I've seen her change to grow more like my political and religious views than my views to hers.

This man can help you with steering your wife's beliefs:

https://twitter.com/parcel_gary/status/1698119393786593696

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I don’t even have confidence if he fucked up and wrecked his car cops could do their jobs right, I know someone who wrecked their car drunk in the snow and either was too incompetent to smell the alcohol or didn’t want to deal with being out in the snow for any longer than necessary and just towed the car and let his friend drive him home

Some people can be drunk and still present fairly normally. If he wrecked in the snow, well, sober people do that too all the time. Cops are retards though. Look at all the vids on YT of cops who were drunk as fuck in full uniform crashing their squad cars. Worst part of the whole thing with that is even if they are fired from that department, they are usually picked up by another. Lesson not learned.

 

[DumbDude43]

This man can help you with steering your wife's beliefs:

https://twitter.com/parcel_gary/status/1698119393786593696

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theres no fucking way this actually works unless you married a 60iq retard
anyone with half a brain will immediately see this for the condescending manipulation attempt that it is and react with defiance and resentment

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Bunch of incel prudes in here who cannot handle their liquor and think it is bad. Who hasn't driven their child mere hours after being visibly trashed? Why don't you want to have fun?

Get PWNed kiwitards...

The fag has cozy mods on Odysee. I got blocked from them for saying "niggers" in a comment during a live stream. He also blocks nigger(s) and faggot(s) from being commented on his videos. I don't know why, because Odysee doesn't care or moderate that

This is the type of thing Nick wants Rumble to implement: totally free speech only limited by creator preference filters and individual user filters.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I like how the Anime women Null detests have basically all shit talked Rekieta and his friends to the point where they’re being iced out. It’s going to be amazing when he pisses off the culture war media people. I hope he somehow disgusts someone like Critical Drinker and has a gay rant about how Drinker isn’t a real alcoholic.

 

[Swole McPole]

It's probably terrible with most things but it works for whiskey because it changes the flavor in a more subtle way if you use just the right amount of water.

The majority of whisky has already had the water added when you buy it. Distilleries add water to hit a certain price point, or just because they think it makes it more drinkable at a certain dilution. A lot of people find that it tends to benefit from the addition of some water when you're drinking whisky with a higher alcohol content, but it's all really just a matter of taste and how you like to drink it.

 

[SargonF00t]

theres no fucking way this actually works unless you married a 60iq retard
anyone with half a brain will immediately see this for the condescending manipulation attempt that it is and react with defiance and resentment

You weren't the only one to question this method, but another user came in and explained how this approach worked in her life.

https://twitter.com/PreyForTrump/status/1731899666760167635

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

It's getting bad when even indie V-tubers are taking time to dunk on you. Fat indy v-tuber Kirsche (friend of Pippa, renegged on a Coomalot appearance after his brouhaha with Pippa) has been dunking on the Balldoman, and @elb was kind enough to clip:

And

So fat, but she's a visionary, and for the most part on Rackets, she's right.