Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Hennimore said:
The Door Dash orders and SWATing was never funny. A lot of these people watching Cobra now don't get what the appeal of Josh was/is.
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Agreed with most of your post but let's not pretend like Cobes getting catfood doordashed to him and him eating it on a big mac of spite wasn't hilarious.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Agreed with most of your post but let's not pretend like Cobes getting catfood doordashed to him and him eating it on a big mac of spite wasn't hilarious.
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The food orders are certainly funny like the Dominos cheese sauce, that Josh says he isn't mad about but then spends something like 30 minutes ranting about it, asking how it's trolling. The swating/welfare checks aren't and tbh just derail everything.

I'm also willing to bet Josh's frequent door dash orders are propping up Casper's economy.
 
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Agreed with most of your post but let's not pretend like Cobes getting catfood doordashed to him and him eating it on a big mac of spite wasn't hilarious.
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Some of them were absolutely hilarious. Eating cat food, the “fuck my asshole, trolls” glitter bomb etc but I think the issue is that then you get people trying to imitate that or just not being able to do something actually funny. Some of the mail pranks were hilarious but then there was so many of them now he doesn’t open mail on camera so there’s always a trade off:
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
He did have gatekeepers and most of them are the people encouraging this behaviour
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For as much of a dumb slob as Porkney was, she at least told him to put down the duster and quit hitting the booze so hard. But I guess that probably just made him wanna do it even more, with his little "don't tell me what to do, dad" mental illness
 
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Hennimore said:
Old Josh is never coming back because he died awhile ago. The drinking and spray paint absolutely cooked his brain, the duster is finishing what brain cells he had left.
Jord is one of the rare cases where he really could have benefited from people gate keeping him from outsiders. Some of the glass tapping can be funny at times but only the harmless stuff like the funny fan packages. The Door Dash orders and SWATing was never funny. A lot of these people watching Cobra now don't get what the appeal of Josh was/is. It's funny because in a way Josh is right, he really does live rent free in a lot of these zoomer's heads and they really do bully the fuck out of him. The appeal of Jord was never fucking with him for a reaction, it was getting his uniquely retarded outlook on life and how he reacted to situations that he would naturally find himself in.
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Yeah it's kind of nuts seeing people bitch about the farms, when reddit faggots are pulling shit like this basically all the time.
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- he makes silly food combos but now people are trying to discourage that because it’s fraud? I guess? They’re mad that he gets government gibs and uses it on food hacks I think?
- he makes mead and again they want it shut down because they think he’s scamming food stamps
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You know, I don't like people abusing the welfare system either. But I'm pretty sure it was made for people like Cobra? He's clearly not going to be able to hold down even a part time job at this point.
 
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Quintus said:
You know, I don't like people abusing the welfare system either. But I'm pretty sure it was made for people like Cobra? He's clearly not going to be able to hold down even a part time job at this point.
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He couldn't even hold down the most basic of jobs during his heyday.

Wendy's? The moment they gave him a duty beyond "clean the place", he fucks up the tea. At least twice. Couldn't even track his schedule until they soft fired him.

Grease pit or whatever as a dishwasher? Couldn't figure out what they meant by "plain black shirt" the short time he was there

Hell, he can't even monetize his alogs and paypigs good enough with DTTS or weekly wand sales because he's such a damn boglim.
 
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You're MDNWU said:
He couldn't even hold down the most basic of jobs during his heyday.

Wendy's? The moment they gave him a duty beyond "clean the place", he fucks up the tea. At least twice. Couldn't even track his schedule until they soft fired him.

Grease pit or whatever as a dishwasher? Couldn't figure out what they meant by "plain black shirt" the short time he was there

Hell, he can't even monetize his alogs and paypigs good enough with DTTS or weekly wand sales because he's such a damn boglim.
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Yeah having just a little bit of the tism is a struggle. Cobra's got a lot more than that going on in his bog brain.
 
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I know I'm late and gay but I wanted to share a few thoughts and questions about the Clint Saunders interview. I've been following Josh for years and had a few game theories regarding his relationship with his father but these are the following takeaways I got from it

  • Clint is unfunny and I hate when he virtue signals about liberal talking points (same sex marriage/just let ur son be who he is) that I don't care for
  • I was right in assuming there is a bit of hands-off parenting, when it comes to Josh. I guess as long as Josh isn't harming people, Clint doesn't give a fuck what Josh does.
  • Clint's massive hate boner for Reddit a-logs is understood but I don't like people who brush off criticism as "people on the internet just like talking shit"
  • Seeing Josh autistically sit there and not say a word during Clint's rants of getting Josh to have some basic hygiene speaks a thousand words
  • Josh says his last apartment wasn't that bad lol
  • I understand that raising a special needs child is difficult, I don't think anyone is disproving that but I do feel like Clint has been more lax on his parenting than he likes to admit. Clint pushing the blame on other people/parents rubs me the wrong way
  • Clint claims he never wanted to intrude on Josh's channel because he didn't want to hog the camera. This is coming from the same person who loves being in the spotlight lol
  • LOL "muh son has been bullied since grade school, so bad that i didn't know the reason why".
  • Trolls will not want to see Josh happy, they want to see him drink himself to death. It's not Josh's fault for why he drinks
  • Josh and Clint mix a-loggers with viewers and just assume they are all one big trolling community like IP2
  • Clint is hitler himself
  • Clint is visibly trying to restrain himself from opening his mouth against Josh lololol, Clint is trying hard to humanize Josh
  • Clint is going down the "you're bullying me cause i'm autistic" defense
  • Clint backtraced a trolls IP address and got his dox. Clint thought about sharing this info to show the dirty nasty trolls family on how they like bullying an autistic
  • Josh has a (confirmed?) eating disorder?
  • The landlord and neighbors love Josh, Josh can do no wrong

After watching this, I'm not going to hate I hated Clint after this, but I do heavily dislike him
 
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I used to argue that Josh could hold down a super menial job — like Walmart Greeter. Now it’s obviously true he would just fuck it up somehow.

As a greeter, he would show up late and look like shit, if not just straight up drunk. Make inappropriate comments, argue if told to do something, and undoubtedly creep out any females (of age or not).

At this point, I’m just waiting to see the next disaster/meltdown and hope it’s not the final one before he KOs.

I think it would be helpless to try and help him, especially with his ‘fuck you, you can’t tell me not to eat cat food’ retardation.
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
Well NAL doesn’t appear to be true and honest after all.
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And she was just using Jord for money.
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I recognize that fat idiot. That's SJAM, he's a Chantal orbiter which is probably where a hag like NAL found him.

He's got a small thread with a pretty funny/disturbing OP.


Highlights include:
*Getting blackout drunk and driving to Chantal's house only to have her panic and scream at him (though her livestream) until he just left.
*Creepily dressing up and acting like Chantal on camera.
*Cobes tier drinking streams.
*His bizarre fetish profile where he made videos under the name Gutboy.

God damn Cobra, you can do better bud.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
As a greeter, he would show up late and look like shit, if not just straight up drunk. Make inappropriate comments, argue if told to do something, and undoubtedly creep out any females (of age or not).
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if Josh is good at one thing, it's fucking everything up somehow someway
 
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