Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[LaughJoke2.0]

Ain't nothing wrong with the occasional pasta meal. Key word, occasional. It's not something you should make every day. Nor should it be the cornerstone of your diet unless you're taking care of the rest of your diet as well. You look at the Italians where pasta is king. It's a small portion, like a cup's worth. This is followed by a little bit of meat and a lot of veggies plus salad. Then there's the red wine which might have positive health aspects. The problem is you come to America and the pasta is a whole meal's worth. Sure once in a while isn't going to kill you but you're really overdoing the carbs.


So does Jr.

A few years ago, I cut out white grains, sugars, and deep-fried food out of my daily diet. Meaning I still eat bread just not white bread, I eat pasta once a week but it's wheat pasta usually and brown rice. I eat a lot of veg and salad and even oats, but nothing processed, and I have the occasional potato during the week. Now this doesn't mean I never eat Pizza, Burgers, White Bread/Rice, Bake Goods, Candy, or Deep-Fried foods I just don't eat them regularly and by keeping healthy Carbs in my diet I don't crave them often vs someone depriving their body of them.

 

[Aunt Carol]

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Dandruff King Jack joins the chat! Maybe consider wearing a white shirt next time, buddy.

He's looking like Mister Wally from classic copy-paste comic strip Red Meat.

 

[Miltank]

Couldnt find this post here already but Jack has a boomerbook page specifically for following and updating about building his dream homestead.

Scalfani property & studio

Last update was from Dec. 14 2023

Also peep the pfp, somehow Tammy looks more retarded than Jack for once

 

[80's Dad]

Damn the city and their *checks notes* wanting to make sure that new septic tanks are properly built as to not leach radioactive Scalfani shit water into the surrounding earth to drain into the local water supply. City bullshit!

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Whatever happened to Jack and Tam offering their home as a halfway house for some felon that he was talking about a few months ago? Or did the retard mix up volunteering at the prison with adopting a shitbull?

Yeah they just tossed her in a Tammy-sized JOTG shirt, took her out for Korean BBQ, and ghosted her.

 

[p1138]

I too am trying to think of features that EVs have, that normal cars or hybrids don't... can't think of any. Even the "use it as a generator" thing... regular cars have had inverters built in for well over a decade at this point, the only difference is that something like that f150 electric truck has enough battery power to produce enough current to run a saw or whatever off of the tailgate for a little bit.

 

[fag0rz]

And this is coming from the guy that supposedly loves dogs which is why he has two of them.

But then I remember a video where they were still living in California and I think were going to Tennessee to find a new place. At one point they're visiting friends and the neighbor's dog was on an electronic tether. It's one of those systems that there's a wire under ground or something that if the dog crosses it, it gets a shock. So this asshole is calling over to the dog to get it to come over because he wanted to see it get hurt.

The man is an asshole in every sense.

Goddamn I hate this walrus. If Jack was just stupid, he'd be another fat fuck failed influencer who was fun to watch for laughs, but he's also a sadistic bolus of shit who bullies anything he perceives as weaker than himself. That includes restaurant employees, his wife and kids, his pets, and the hostages on his slapdick YouTube shows. And now he's a gimp who needs these inferior beings to perform even basic animal functions like squeezing the petrified turds out of his anus. This makes him more angy and petulant. It also fits his fuckwit megamall religion perfectly, because God/the universe/karma/whatever is giving him exactly what he's dished out.

"Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you."
- Matthew 7:1-2 (ESV)

Religitards never think they'll be subjected to their own moral system.

 

[p1138]

Ah Fatty you lazy fuck, got tired of everyone pointing out your high blood pressure and SHUGUR staying the same? I wonder if after next Monday he's going to give up and claim he's only going to post a final number after a month and give up doing that as well. It would be on par with the p90x shit, profile by sanford, etc.

 

[Adamska]

Ah Fatty you lazy fuck, got tired of everyone pointing out your high blood pressure and SHUGUR staying the same? I wonder if after next Monday he's going to give up and claim he's only going to post a final number after a month and give up doing that as well. It would be on par with the p90x shit, profile by sanford, etc.
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Mantoddler couldn't handle being told he's a razor's edge from death with those horrid systolic numbers. I fully expect he's going to now retardedly post numbers in the 140s and think that's gud... until people point out that's still bad.

 

[Goatchoker]

Ah Fatty you lazy fuck, got tired of everyone pointing out your high blood pressure and SHUGUR staying the same? I wonder if after next Monday he's going to give up and claim he's only going to post a final number after a month and give up doing that as well. It would be on par with the p90x shit, profile by sanford, etc.
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Going the amberlynn route huh?
Godspeed you idiot.

 

[p1138]

Mantoddler couldn't handle being told he's a razor's edge from death with those horrid systolic numbers. I fully expect he's going to now retardedly post numbers in the 140s and think that's gud... until people point out that's still bad.

He already tried that on what, day 3 claiming his doctor said it was in the 140s and gud? and everyone still called it out as being high.
edit: Yeah, it was back on day 3 with a 144/79 that he was happy about.

 

[densedance]

until people point out that's still bad.

Yeah but that's the issue. I get it that he's not taking anything syrias anymore in his comment section because of HATURZ.

But don't you think that Doctors & other people that are more qualified than us told him about that issue?

"wfefhwhatever"

 

[p1138]

Yeah but that's the issue. I get it that he's not taking anything syrias anymore in his comment section because of HATURZ.

But don't you think that Doctors & other people that are more qualified than us told him about that issue?

"wfefhwhatever"

This is Fatty. He's now at the point where he thinks doctors aren't recommending the carnivore diet to deathfats is a conspiracy, along with big veg spying on his diet and trying to convince him via advertising to eat vegetables. This is the same Fatty that didn't take prescribed medication after a stroke and bragged about it, didn't participate in rehab after a stroke and whined about being put on a restricted diet that he bragged about having his wife bypass so he could continue eating burgers and fried chicken to maintain his 5,000 calories a day. He's had professionals explaining this shit to him for over a decade and ignores every damned one.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Ah Fatty you lazy fuck, got tired of everyone pointing out your high blood pressure and SHUGUR staying the same? I wonder if after next Monday he's going to give up and claim he's only going to post a final number after a month and give up doing that as well. It would be on par with the p90x shit, profile by sanford, etc.
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lol what a thin skinned bitch. I wonder if he saw we were tracking his stats or if he was tired of fielding questions about his numbers. Either way, he’s bitch made. He didn’t have to share his numbers publicly. No one asked him to. He offered it up and then gets pissy when people ask about it.

This diet is going the way of Profile by Fatford. He’ll memory hole it at the end of the month or sooner.

 

[Tiresome]

It's absolutely peak paranoid boomerism to imagine there's a conspiracy to get you to eat your veggies. Forget chemtrails, 9/11 truthers, stop the steal, pizzagate, antifa or drag story hour, the REAL threat to the AMURCAN way of life is BIG CARROT.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

It's absolutely peak paranoid boomerism to imagine there's a conspiracy to get you to eat your veggies. Forget chemtrails, 9/11 truthers, stop the steal, pizzagate, antifa or drag story hour, the REAL threat to the AMURCAN way of life is BIG CARROT.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Forget chemtrails, 9/11 truthers, stop the steal, pizzagate, antifa or drag story hour, the REAL threat to the AMURCAN way of life is BIG CARROT.

Have you seen the shapes they grow those carrots in? They're coming after our children, I'm telling you right now. They even put it right on the marketing, its full of Vitamin A(ss)

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

lol what a thin skinned bitch. I wonder if he saw we were tracking his stats or if he was tired of fielding questions about his numbers. Either way, he’s bitch made. He didn’t have to share his numbers publicly. No one asked him to. He offered it up and then gets pissy when people ask about it.

This diet is going the way of Profile by Fatford. He’ll memory hole it at the end of the month or sooner.

My money is that he saw your lovely spreadsheet and graphs. Probably damn near had a stroke when he did

 

[rubytintedchix]

My money is that he saw your lovely spreadsheet and graphs. Probably damn near had ANOTHER stroke when he did

FTFY

 

[lindsayfan]

yo i hate the portlandia people but that was great