Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Clamater]

>these better be really nice boobs
>thinking about my sister and mother
>these better be really nice boobs
>thinking about my sister and mother

TTD

 

[Beauty of Brocade]

75 year old boob-cooming boomer troon calls his troobs "pubie boobies", discusses creeping on women at Starbucks, his (almost certainly dead) mom and sister's boobs, vacuuming in his underwear, his 100% accidental habit of bumping into people with them, and so much more! He's on VA so if you're American, this is what your tax dollars fund.

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Not a fetish doe

 

[Hojicha]

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You WILL allow the troon diversity hire to sell you makeup in Ulta!

(Look at the fucking man feet in those kitten heels. That jean jacket does not fit with that dress.)

If a true and honest woman dressed like that, she’d be laughed at. I’d walk straight out the store if I saw a man like this in there.

Aw man you beat me!! I keep up with this dude sometimes. He's good old Tossaway191919191919! He posts in the Ulta sub monthly with the same brave post, generally with a new gross outfit. For Halloween he was sailor chibi moon. Funny comment on this post:

 

[Slippin Kimmy]

75 year old boob-cooming boomer troon calls his troobs "pubie boobies", discusses creeping on women at Starbucks, his (almost certainly dead) mom and sister's boobs, vacuuming in his underwear, his 100% accidental habit of bumping into people with them, and so much more! He's on VA so if you're American, this is what your tax dollars fund.

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The translater crowd is always, always so creepy. It's like they are all displaying pre-dementia symptoms and anytime they post about their fetish shit like vacuuming in underwear or using "cute" terms (pubie boobies makes me long for death) all the younger troons are just "oooo ahhh"-ing at the "cute old person living their truth" when they need to be under the nursing home.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Oh God, what sartorial crimes are being committed now?

Spoiler: unnecessarily dramatic reveal

Thanks ketchupbreakfast, I needed a good laugh. You enormous autist.

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[Accept Only Substitutes]

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Oh God, what sartorial crimes are being committed now?

Spoiler: unnecessarily dramatic reveal

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Thanks ketchupbreakfast, I needed a good laugh. You enormous autist.

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Very feminine, indeed. wow.

 

[JaneThough]

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Oh God, what sartorial crimes are being committed now?

Spoiler: unnecessarily dramatic reveal

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Thanks ketchupbreakfast, I needed a good laugh. You enormous autist.

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“This looks good on me and makes me feel good” is a universal damn response, trannies love to take normal behavior and be like “omg this affirms my delusion”

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What was the epiphany?

I think by “epiphany,” he meant “boner.”

This has to be one of the most unbelievable stories I've seen online in a long time. Nobody talks like this, this never happens. Does she think a group of men would have no idea what testosterone is?

Of course none of the comments challenge this person.

“How do you do, fellow boyz?”

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After discovering that transitioning did not bring an endless supply of 10/10 lesbians, our hero tries desperately to find consolation.

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Remember folks, autogynophilia is a lie made up by TERFs to discredit true and honest transwimmin.

Tale as old as time. “Well, yes, I did realise I was trans while wanking, but it’s not because I was horny, it was a spiritual thing!”

 

[Snuckening2]

Kinda off-topic (theres no general "Trans in womens sports" thread, is there?) but the USA Rock-Climibing association is reviweing their policy on trans-identifying men, in women's sports, and wants feedback from the public.

https://surveymonkey.com/r/XXGVDFL

Seems like lots of sporting associations are reviewing policy right now, mostly nit-picking about testosterone levels, rather than just banning males from womens comps, outright (or even trying to DEFINE "male"/"female", excpet by testosterone levels). Trans activists are trying to redefine this, as a debate about the minutia of this or that level of testosterone, trying to frame it as anything EXCEPT being about "MALES in female sports"..

 

[Abella]

Why are troons so retarded? Like damn, goddamn.

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Typical troon logic at play here. “No, it’s you that’s out of touch with reality and abnormal”.


“How do you know?” ok lmao.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

It's an awkward premise, isn't it? Even if we approach it in the most generous terms, steelmanning the argument with the TRA's own terms.

Being trans implies that on some level one is the opposite sex to that which one was born.
Someone who is cisgender cannot, by definition, be transgender - these are two different and opposing things.
Katy Montgomerie is a trans woman.
Ergo, Katy Montgomerie MUST be a man, because if Katy Montgomerie was a woman, Katy Montgomerie would be cis, and QED, would not be trans.
But if you ever call Katy Montgomerie a man or imply that Katy Montgomerie was ever a man, you are doing a transphobia.
Even though him being a man is, paradoxically, how he knew he was trans to begin with.

Makes perfect sense, right?

 

[SneedYstwyth]

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You WILL allow the troon diversity hire to sell you makeup in Ulta!

(Look at the fucking man feet in those kitten heels. That jean jacket does not fit with that dress.)

If a true and honest woman dressed like that, she’d be laughed at. I’d walk straight out the store if I saw a man like this in there.

---

Here I was thinking that there's nothing more repulsive than a man with a goatee...

We've topped it!

A "woman" with a goatshe.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Being trans implies that on some level one is the opposite sex to that which one was born

And that's why they're so desperate to redefine language. It's never enough for them, and it will eventually be their downfall.

People were mostly okay with them sharing our bathrooms and using the right pronouns. That's not terribly unreasonable, a little uncomfortable maybe but if it makes the most vulnerable feel safer, then okay. People remember how the fags were badly treated decades ago and we like to think we're more tolerant these days.

Then suddenly pride became fully degenerate, yet family friendly. Then the rainbow flag was changed and changed yet again. Then the rapes started happening, yet it's not safe for them to use the men's. Then people started getting fired for not using the right pronouns, yet these trannies are more in danger than ever. Then men started winning women's records, yet it never happened. Then women started being replaced with other, more obscure language, yet men got to keep their language...

The media has worked really hard on keeping these negative things out of print, but time goes by and more trannies do deviant things the less successful that media blackout becomes. Because people talk to each other offline. If your cousin's cousin loses a spot on the track team, you'll probably hear about it. If your mom's neighbor's neice's daughter gets raped, again you'll hear about it. Suddenly, it becomes personal, so trannies have to keep moving the goalpost.

I think there's a line in Star Wars (autism on my Kiwi Farms?) about how the tighter the Empire squeezes their fingers the weaker their grasp on society becomes.

We're seeing a lot of pushback that people said would never come even two years ago. There's a long way to go, but they've pushed things too far and the pendulum is swinging back.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

Why are troons so retarded? Like damn, goddamn.

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Typical troon logic at play here. “No, it’s you that’s out of touch with reality and abnormal”.

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“How do you know?” ok lmao.

Colin comparing trooning out to euthanasia. He's not the brightest, is he?

 

[deermeat]

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My god, you really can't take anything they say seriously huh.
They will try to find a way to complain about e v e r y t h i n g. And this is why most girls, if not being groomed, run the hell away. What do you want then? What is womanhood if not dress up to you? What is a woman?? LOL
They'll never see you as a woman, no one will, not even your trans buddies do. The moment someone finds out you are trans, they will always remember that. There's a .0005% chance you'll pass as well as Blaire White, and even then no one who's straight would be willing to date Blaire White considering he has his penis. They see him as a man who looks like a girl. That's all you will ever be. To everyone. They can tell you that's not the case but it literally is.
For anyone who might be unfortuanate enough to try and be buddies with these people, go give that love to GNC cis people. Nothing you do or say or whatever will be enough, they'll always be silently judging you because their identity is rooted in insecurity.

 

[NSA]

I have spotted Just2Good in the wild. (LEGO youtuber, drug addict)

I thought I was safe after blocking his channel from my recommends, but then I saw a video about “Vintage LEGO Shopping at Denmark Antique Stores”. So I start watching it. Suddenly at 7:32, the ogre looms into view. I freeze like a prey animal, then laugh: “What is this faggot doing in Denmark?” I wonder.

Anyway, here’s the video:

Link: https://youtu.be/WjUN5cW3Vkc?si=9jdkWCS-9_1Wr3K8



As you can see, he has gone with the Little Girl/Hooker look. A classic among the most autistic troons.

I think I can get a BINGO with these!

Wearing all pink.
Awful hair.
Zero effort to not look like an ogre.
Several feet taller than manlet friend.
Leggings to cover hairy legs.
Choker.
Fat.
Toy shopping.

 

[The Lawgiver]

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Oh God, what sartorial crimes are being committed now?

Spoiler: unnecessarily dramatic reveal

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Thanks ketchupbreakfast, I needed a good laugh. You enormous autist.

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Literally just looks like a normal (albeit insufferably smug in a mildly creepy way) dude in a pretty standard winter sports kinda jacket, the lack of effort is kind of hilarious honestly. This reminds me of the Dave Muscato shit but it's kinda funnier given the gesturing he's doing as if like it's some kinda grand groundbreaking gender thing to wear a winter jacket. Is it the fucking built in glove things that come on those style of jackets sometimes so you can grab shit without your palms fucking freezing that he thinks are "trans"? I'm genuinely confused what exactly about this is gender affirming here and the more I try thinking about it the more fucking out there it gets.

I have spotted Just2Good in the wild. (LEGO youtuber, drug addict)

I thought I was safe after blocking his channel from my recommends, but then I saw a video about “Vintage LEGO Shopping at Denmark Antique Stores”. So I start watching it. Suddenly at 7:32, the ogre looms into view. I freeze like a prey animal, then laugh: “What is this faggot doing in Denmark?” I wonder.

Anyway, here’s the video:

Link: https://youtu.be/WjUN5cW3Vkc?si=9jdkWCS-9_1Wr3K8
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As you can see, he has gone with the Little Girl/Hooker look. A classic among the most autistic troons.

I think I can get a BINGO with these!

Wearing all pink.
Awful hair.
Zero effort to not look like an ogre.
Several feet taller than manlet friend.
Leggings to cover hairy legs.
Choker.
Fat.
Toy shopping.

I'm kind of glad I never followed any of the "popular lego review channels" too closely save for maybe jang the last several years. Lots of them have turned into sectoid culture vultures hyping up the "value" of shit. (The "Value" of course not being a good deal but like $800-$2000 for a single lego part or minifigure post ronaworld that's suddenly "SUPER RARE/MISPRINTED!!!" despite being a mass produced running change or just a mass produced set exclusive.) With behavior like that I wouldn't really put it past some of them to start going through further metamorphosis into PMG tier attention seekers.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why are troons so retarded? Like damn, goddamn.

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I'm confused because his comparison is also correct. You can get hella sued for successfully resuscitating a DNR patient; they said no.

 

[goyangi]

Found this out in the wild. Reddit thread on r/TwoXChromosomes from a woman who found skid marks on her bf's undies (unrelated side note, it's kind of unhinged to be this mad about overpriced underwear from MeUndies which isn't even made of nice materials or anything, but whatever). Tranny chimes in about his own unwashed ass:



Absolutely unhinged post history. Very strongly inclined to believe it's a troll because so much of it is too on the nose and conflicting, but Poe's law and all that. Lots of posts in r/redscarepod (seems to be some centrist podcast? Not entirely sure), Costco-related subreddits, and Canadian subreddits. Supposedly a 56 year old "straight white cis-dude" into ABDL and dating a mtf. As of 12/30 he said he was transitioning (which he posted about multiple times).

This post from three days ago asks about troon sex workers:

L / A

"Lola Jax" offers his own experience:


Intrigued, I checked out his post history. He lives in Atlanta, Georgia; works in e-commerce; and has supposedly been arrested for prostitution.

He wants to be paid to RP as someone's "little sister or child":


Kindly links his twitter in a reddit comment, and looks exactly as you expect:


Some exceptional tweets, from which we can glean he is 53, ex-military, and incredibly haram.

Spoiler: xitter

We also find his deadname and a picture from the before times:


And some selfies from him (SFW other than troon moobs, but still hard on the eyes):

Spoiler: the lovely lady xerself

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archive

Spoiler: more about Lola

He also posts about needing trans "healthcare" from the healthcare.gov site because evil transphobic insurance companies don't want to fund his rotpocket or whatever.

There's also this autistic screed about some imagined origin story in Saudia Arabia that starts with this groundbreaking snippet of literary genius:

It is "interesting" how ... that no matter the walk of life... or the community, my autism and it's bare, naked truths holds a mirror up to others in said community and people are polarized by me.

I'm pretty sure he's a bog standard white dude from the south but what do I know.

Spoiler: full text

It is "interesting" how ... that no matter the walk of life... or the community, my autism and it's bare, naked truths holds a mirror up to others in said community and people are polarized by me.
Some will judge me & instantly hate me. But when I ask for the simplest explanation of their bias and hate, emptiness is my answer. And then I do not judge those who judged me. Finally, others see the raw humanity and sincerity of how I live.
This pattern repeats in my life so many times. This latest "community", I am not masking. At all. The fireworks are loud and pretty. The hypocrisy is almost as bad as the red hatters.
I thought up something. Not sure what "it" is called. But below is the story.
My family brought me to Jeddah, Saudi Arabia in the 1970s. One of my own memories (not tainted by oral history or mom's potential exaggerations) was of pita bread. And maybe an orange soda, either Fanta or orangina. We lived in a walled compound, us english speaking people, safe from the wilds.
Across the front entrance was something of an open field. People would kinda congregate and play soccer and there was a pop-up shack selling stuff. That's my first memory of pita bread. It was fresh, soft, and flavorful. My older brother was playing soccer with the other boys.
I remember there being an occasional grittiness to the pita bread. It would be a decade later before I realized it. We didn't know or care that we were "supposed to be afraid" of the Bedouin people across the street from us. I don't think they knew we were a servant family to the 4th in line to the throne of The Kingdom. I didn't really grasp that until now. My brother was the only one running around the rocky desert in shoes...
Anyhow, it was years later, in Florida that I had the realization. We were throwing bread to the ducks, fish, and catfish. And sometimes I'd want a slice. One slice didn't make it to the lake water so I picked it up off the dock and ate it. I instantly remembered that pita bread... it was made in hardship but made with love. And sand.
No matter the situation. No matter the people. No matter the transaction, I will always see the humanity of those around me. I hope I will always have the grace to break bread with my neighbors - and I pray I never "look down" upon bread with a little dirt.
I thought of this memory while someone was looking down upon my simple thoughts, looking down at me for seeing humanity. Are they blessed to not know of bread that has a little bit of sand in it?
That tribe were bedouin nomads. I guess our house's steward, Sali, checked in with them while the naive American kids went outside. If there was any chance of danger, he wouldn't let us. Sali was with us whenever we were outside the compound.

If you weren't convinced he's on the spectrum, he also wrote a guide called the "Ethics of Selling Friendship" about I guess being a paid companion? I really don't know what to make of the point of this, it's gibberish to me. This snippet is funny though:

Everyone has their own code of ethics & standards by which they live by. I have autism, so my existence is dependent on not violating my code ethics.

>I have autism
We know, buddy.

Spoiler: more Lola accounts

He has an account on what I'm assuming is an OF spinoff where he filmed himself showering:

Spoiler: nsfw

This is a 10 second preview to a fucking 50 minute long video of him showering.

Also found him on a forum for prostitutes which kindly lists his phone number - most likely a burner, but including it anyways:


Telegram:

If you're worried you're missing out, this is the riveting stuff going on here:

Spoiler: telegram

Can't download the videos without joining and I'm not doing that. He seems to really enjoy streaming his showers.

The last linked social is his Tryst, which I suppose is like a profile for prostitutes?

Spoiler: full profile text

Lola Jax
Your nerdy pervy dinner date!
She/Her
I'm the nerdy pervy girl you want to take out! Take me to dinner for a work function or just for passionate & intelligent company. I can dress up and be your +1 to a wedding and cause all the scandal & gossip.

All races/ethnicities welcomed. Everyone is born full of passion & I love helping you express it! No matter your walk of life, able or less able, gender or orientation, I see differences between people as fun chances to learn and grow.

If you're the DL type, I got you boo! Be cool when you text. Don't mention dollars or specific acts. We'll get our quiet date, don't worry.

Kink & fetish friendly, enquire during/after screening. I've been in the Leather Lifestyle and am a titleholder.

My screening means that before we have met, you won't get to be with me RIGHT NOW. Sorry boo, but I'm not walking through a door to a stranger ever again. I love what I do and you'll want to come back - I'm worth it.

I'm also a professional cuddler. <3

My twitter is in the profile and is @Lola_Jax_xy You can reach me on Telegram and Whatsapp via the phone number on my profile. Telegram channel: t.me/lolajxy Loyal Fans: LolaJax My website is just started and under construction: lolajax.com

I am a degreed engineer (BSEE magna cum laude), Army reserve and Navy veteran, mechanic, website builder, & I did adult video a few years ago. I've been pervy since time began but late in life transition so enjoy my perky, natural, youthful chest.

Let me help you learn more about yourself and how to get the cheat codes on unlocking your potential to enjoy life more!

— Are you inexperienced or curious about trans or bi? —
I’m great with teaching and mentoring. My welcoming energy will put you at ease and you can ask anything without judgment. If you aren’t sure what to do in our session, just say so. I’ve had to learn everything the hard way and wish I would have just asked for help learning when I was young.

I will absolutely help you learn more about do’s and don’ts of dating a trans woman. I can help you understand the psychology of dysphoria and plot out a respectful path to treating a trans girlfriend right. Trans women are women.

— Sex Education —
I have taught and demonstrated for many workshops about advanced adult fun in privacy. To learn about safer sex, I bring training aids to help you learn how to apply condoms correctly.

I can talk through what experienced pros do to prepare for anal sex as well as training techniques.

Bring your own training aid and I can talk you through how to train towards deep throat.

— Learn How to Drive a Car with Manual Transmission —
My car is a basic 5 speed and I'll help you learn and understand how it works and why. The goal will be to not stall when starting or stopping in a parking lot. Driving a stick is sexy and a life necessity.

— I can help you understand Sudoku —
Like, seriously. A few weeks in a row, I've won the Challenge Event with rank #1 of 650,000 people.

Highlights:

• claims to be in his 40s here when he wrote that he was in his 50s on twitter (troons lying? knock me down with a feather!)
• charges $100 for "dinner dates" lol
• he's a "titleholder" in kink, whatever that means
• "degreed engineer (BSEE magna cum laude)"
• Army reserve and Navy veteran
• he writes that he is early in transition so you can "enjoy [his] perky, natural, youthful chest"
• you can pay him to teach you to drive stick (no, that's not a euphemism)
• autistically good at sudoku (again, not a euphemism though the joke isn't lost on me)

Searching his phone number I find another profile for a prostitute Yellow Pages equivalent, where it shows he charges $250/hr for his "services", and another profile on "Hot.com" with some great photos:

Spoiler: nsfw and fucking horrifying

I also found a YT channel, though it's not listed in any of his other socials and the name in the profile is "Krista". Pretty sure this is him and "Krista" is his non-hooker name.

Spoiler: youchoob

Very boring, autistic stuff - cars, etc. One vid shows him and his "gf", another aged tranny and has his Tiktok username:

The tiktok is also boring as shit and cars plus ramblings on "#daporch".

Using this info I also found another twitter under the name "Krista Mae":

Spoiler: Krista

The only thing I could find that hints at anything in the time period he said he got arrested is this:


But with the new name "Krista Mae", I found his FB, which has since been renamed to "Krista Kelly":

Again I can't find anything on any arrests - he posts only occasionally there though. And yet again, a new social found on his profile, this time another reddit account:


Lots of posts about porn and whatnot but we find out he has a wife, is 6'3" and 230lbs, is getting divorced because of his troonery (implying then that his wife is an actual woman and the gf in the video before is the other "woman"?), and confirmed age as 52.

Spoiler: post screenshots

archive links:

https://archive.li/y7m5B

https://archive.li/N1mjF

https://archive.li/2CCtn

https://archive.li/NlkpK (this was archived a week prior by someone else )

He stated that he was arrested in November during a sting operation but I couldn't find anything under "Lola" (obviously). Searching the Georgia DOC for any arrests of people aged 52 to 53 (he would've been somewhere between there in November last year) pulled up nothing wrt prostitution arrests. He's too autistic to be lying for clout so I decided to go back to the deadname tweet - SltBtm_chris is gone with no archives, but searching "Slut Bottom Chris" led to this porn actor database entry:

Gleaning info from this page it looks like he worked with/was affiliated with "DogFart". Apparently he won some porn award nominees in 2015 and 2017?

Spoiler: sfw - photos of Chris

No luck using "Chris" or "Christopher", even expanding the age radius to 45 to 55. But using "Krista Kelley" I finally found the mugshot photo.

Looks like he legally changed his name to "Krista Mae Kelly" and was arrested 11/17/2023. Using that full name, I found the court document and announcement for his legal name change.

Spoiler: relevant snippet

200-447480 7/15,7/22,7/29,8/5 NOTICE OF PETITION TO CHANGE NAME OF ADULT DeKalb County Superior Court State of Georgia Civil Action Case# ++21FM5450-8++ In re the Name Change of: Christopher Glenn Kelley Petitioner. Christopher Glenn Kelley, filed a Petition in the DeKalb County Superior Court on 6/20/2021 to change the name from: Christopher Glenn Kelley to Krista Mae Kelley. Any interested party has the right to appear in this case and file objections within 30 days after the Petition was filed. Dated: 6/20/2021 Christopher Glenn Kelley Petitioner, Pro se 1204 Rock Chapel Road Lithonia, GA 30058

So he was formerly Christopher Glenn Kelley, address listed as 1204 Rock Chapel Road Lithonia, GA 30058.

Spoiler: house + jerb

House seems to match his "#daporch" videos:


Looking up property tax records, it seems the house is listed in his wife's name only, which explains his whole spiel about having to find a new place now that his wife's officially becoming a trans widow. Found what looks to be the wife, but she doesn't deserve to be posted just because her dipshit husband is too online for his own good.


And I found what looks to be videos from his workplace, CA Cycleworks, which fits his being a mechanic.

Spoiler: stuffs

Potato quality but I'm pretty sure that's him.



Seems to still work here post-troon out.

Owner of company is "Ann Jennings":


My vote is on older, unfortunate looking woman (she'd look like a normal overweight older woman if not for the overdone makeup imo) since she posts about her kids and husband.

For once I found a tranny that is surprisingly honest online - maybe a little too honest. He does live in Atlanta (maybe not exactly Georgia, but pretty close at just 30ish minutes away). He did have a military stint. He does do "sex work" (unlike many SW trannies who are all bark and no bite, living off gubmint gibs and posting on OF for like 3 subscribers who are all similar tranny friends) and even got arrested for it. He's definitely autistic. And he actually did do work in porn, albeit as a man. I'm genuinely impressed because I was pretty sure it was a larp. The one main lie I found that I could easily disprove is that he isn't in his 40s as he claims on his prostitute profile thing, but he is open about being in his 50s everywhere else so I'll give half points.

Former navy veteran turned cuck/blacked porn actor turned troon mechanic, arrested for prostitution. Wild journey, can't blame his wife for dipping.

edit: spoilered stuff because long

 

[Hiroko Takashiro]

No body and I mean no one wants to see your disgusting unwashed cock I assure you.
Go on go get it cut off. The fact you are even caring about some fucker's micro penis to insert yourself of how you got a bigger dick. You will never be loved freak. .