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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
That news article made the show sound way better and cooler than it actually is and is great publicity for Sam and the show.
 
The writing is on the wall: fish tank 2 is going to be the next Waco. Trusted sources have informed me that Autarch Biden himself has ordered the ATF, FBI, and the Fish & Wildlife Service to mobilize in a joint operation with local law enforcement to bring down the terrorist leaders Net Jeptune and Sameer Bin-Hydeein. This will of course be a no-knock warrant to be served with guns blazing, and I’ve been notified that they will engage the national guard if they face any resistance. Inshallah the fish will escape before the LE net traps them for good.
 
I hate that when they have something planned they take three hours to do it. They stretch these things for so long because nothing is happening otherwise.
 
Hector Hamsteak said:
Tay is a performative /pol/ tier racist pick me, drug fiend, hung up on her ex still and continues to seethe about a guy that hasn't been in the tank for two weeks now. I have no idea how you people can support her.
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The Tay simps are really pathetic. There is nothing redeeming about Tay. If you are going to simp for a woman at least simp for an attractive one you faggots. This thread is filled with simp beta boy cucks who idolize Jimmy and Tay. Pathetic fatherless incels.
 
Sam just told everyone in group therapy that Oliver's mission is to "act like a giant faggot". I'm pretty sure he said this just to fuck with Oliver though.

Now everyone has to go around in a circle and say something mean about Trish. Tai is by far the funniest at this: "Your skirt isn't short enough" -Tai

Edit: Both sharks are in the room. They are knocking over the chairs while the fish talk. Chat keeps saying that the white shark is Jimmy. The proportions are right, but there's no fucking way. If I had to guess, it's probably Lance.

Edit: It's...it's actually Jimmy
 
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Richard Freeman said:
The faggot who wrote this article lives here:
Ethan Wayne Shorey his Spouse Mikaela Shorey
49 New York Ave
Cumberland RI 02864
(401) 578-8128
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Isn't that his sister's phone number? What I got for him is (401) 333-6469. Confirm this by searching him and his wife on https://search.0t.rocks

Did anyone find a good Zoom link for the town hall meetings? There a few historical Zoom links here: https://clerkshq.com/Cumberland-ri and they seem to have the same link, webinar ID, and passcode: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/88497265871?pwd=OHNXc2ppM3NBZ1Fac1k1OGd4SU1OUT09

Dial-in numbers: 1(301)715-8592 or 1(312)626-6799 or 1(646)876-9923 or 1(346)248-7799 or 1(408)638-0968 or 1(669)900- 6833 or 1(253)215-8782

The town seems to meet every other Wednesday, with the next meeting coming up on the 17th.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Not even Dumbgay is coming up with good insults during this group therapy session. Come on man.
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Because the group therapy shit is fucking lame and forced insults are always terrible. Danye spent 6 hours straight insulting Trish when he got into a frenzy the day that Tay decked her.
 
There are two huge black guys in security shirts following Jimmy around. Jimmy is giving a villain speech. It's really funny. Mostly doesn't make any sense, in typical Jimmy fashion. Production must have completely given up on trying to avoid lawsuits.

"You know I be getting gothic pussy off my shoes now, right?" -Jimmy, unprompted.
 
A huge issue with season 2 is the complete lack of reaction the fish have to things. Here is the reaction to Jimmy being revealed. The fish are completely disinterested and tired looking. No one cares. Why should I be engaged if even the fish don't care?
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As a Jimmy fan, I have mixed feelings about having him brought back...

At least he has tard wrangglers now though? I'm still surprised they brought him back. Maybe the plummeting view counts made them desperate.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
A huge issue with season 2 is the complete lack of reaction the fish have to things. Here is the reaction to Jimmy being revealed. The fish are completely disinterested and tired looking. No one cares. Why should I be engaged if even the fish don't care?
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Even Tay doesn’t look like she cares. When Jon returned everyone was excited and ran to hug him.
 
The TTS that is coming through blasting Jimmy makes me feel like this might just be a bit to make fun of jimmy and his dumbass joker reddit personality by making him think he is some big villain now.
 
CoolFool said:
As a Jimmy fan, I have mixed feelings about having him brought back...

At least he has tard wrangglers now though? I'm still surprised they brought him back. Maybe the plummeting view counts made them desperate.
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The regular view count is about 10k at this time of night, most nights. I don't think the view count has been plummeting
 
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