Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Gar For Archer]

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"Why, oh why won't a lesbian just suck my cock?"...

Why is the negress drawn like she hails from Innsmouth?

 

[Daniel Wallace]

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"Why, oh why won't a lesbian just suck my cock?"...

"But literally two minutes ago you said wanted to hook up..."
Silly lesbian, you aren't allowed to change your mind. Now suck my girldick.

 

[Jacques1194]

Found on Ovarit.This is literally the pot calling the kettle black.Dylan fucking Mulvaney is literally a walking caricature of sexist stereotypes, and they say nothing, but a woman who caricatures a trans woman is consider spreading hatred.

 

[TyrasGuard]

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"Why, oh why won't a lesbian just suck my cock?"...

So what was the fucking point of becoming a woman if you are still going to pursue woman? Now they have even less chances than before.

 

[Dustlord]

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"Why, oh why won't a lesbian just suck my cock?"...

If a cis man posted a comic about how he berates women that politely reject him, there'd be a million people discussing rape culture and male entitlement.

Put a dress on the same man, and its a bold, brave, stunning act of rebellion against the evil oppressive femoids.

 

[Accidental Protege]

LMAO, I only skimmed the post and didn’t see that she actually confirms her height.

Just for reference, I found a site that compiles some before/after weight loss pics:
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210lbs as a 5’1 woman isn’t exactly deathfat level but it’s certainly not healthy, and absolutely should be above the BMI limit for elective surgery.

There's always Sidhbhbhh. Maybe she should talk to Blowhole Ryan and see how surgery worked out for her.

I have possibly never seen so much denial and cope stuffed into one post, and that's saying a lot for this thread.

 

[Bees on Toast]

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[–]civilizedslaverynot an egg™ 27 points 5 hours ago

I feel cuoriosity about transitioning growing day by day and find myself researching about it bit by bit. I'm not sure if I'm more scared I might have to eventually do it, or that I won't do it or be able to.

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[–]BuboxThraxConfused Screaming 24 points 5 hours ago

Well, if you're afraid you're not trans, you probably are. That doesn't make it any easier to be trans, but it should at least help you figure out if you are trans or not.

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[–]savvy_Idgit 3 points 3 hours ago​

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And if I'm afraid of being trans I'm probably not? I'm afraid of that outcome but if I'm afraid of not being trans I probably am. But that's scary and I'm afraid. But if I'm afraid then I must be an e-girl stuck in infinite loop​

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[–]BuboxThraxConfused Screaming 8 points 3 hours ago​

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Are you afraid of being trans, or are you afraid of the consequences that will come with it?​

If you think you are, you are. If you think you aren't, you are. Ignore anyone else telling you otherwise and ignore your own doubts. Not a cult though!

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[–]VeryCisHuman 11 points 5 hours ago

literally me but i am more fearful of not being trans than being trans

still cis tho

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[–]Mosheedave 8 points 4 hours ago

The fear of being known, the fear of being unknown

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[–]InstrumentalistEllenot an egg, just trans 2 points 3 hours ago​

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Damn. I didn't expect to see something so deep here.​

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[–]AroAceMagicAgenderfaer (imposter syndrome+forever questioning) 1 point 2 hours ago​

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I know this is supposed to be a deep comment but my brain started singing “Into The Unknown” by Elsa and now the song is stuck in my head​

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[–]7arco7goddamn omelette 3 points 5 hours ago

Good thing I’m totally cis and don’t have to worry about that haha

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[–]Round-Programmer2882 3 points 5 hours ago

I can't explain how right you are

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[–]BoltDoubleTI have no fucking idea 2 points 5 hours ago

Having these exact thoughts rn. Makes me happy to know I'm not alone.

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[–]KersMetal 2 points 5 hours ago

I feel it right now.
Its scary on both ends...

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[–]kluska_xd 1 point 5 hours ago

Yeah, that's basically my mind for the past couple years now

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[–]Classic-Suspect-8450cracked 1 point 5 hours ago*

Hey, but don't you want to be a cute girl? Because that's the only way somebody AMAB can be a girl (aside from malpractice ig). Isn't it worth it?

Yes being trans is hard, but for me it is so much better to be a trans woman than to be a man. I would never want to be one, even if dysphoria can be crippling

Edit: I mean malpractice on the end of the doctor checking your gender. It happens. I for one was appearantely born deaf. I have hyparcusis, actually. I have been accused of forging my birth certificate on multiple occasions because of that

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[–]NPC-No_42[] 1 point an hour ago

I have the fear of not being trans but also fear the consequences of being trans

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[–]Jango_fett_fish [score hidden] an hour ago

I feel this, I feel like I would be happier trans, but I also don’t mind what I have now and afraid of losing things.

 

[Positron]

“I’m too fat to get my fake penis. This is such bullshit and fat shaming.”

This girl also has asthma, which is another anesthesia risk.

"But literally two minutes ago you said wanted to hook up..."
Silly lesbian, you aren't allowed to change your mind. Now suck my girldick.

More truthful version of the comic.

 

[Señora Airi]

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"Why, oh why won't a lesbian just suck my cock?"...

The snide "forgive me for assuming you'd be a decent human being" comment sends me. Cause it means the troon didn't tell her anything until they either met up, or talked for at least a few hours.

 

[bloodyexplosion]

Troon male seethes about being turned black (or) Chinese. QRT's under the original post are full of trannies calling pilgrim a nazi lmfao how fucking retarded. Trannies have no fucking backbone, they can't help but to feed the trolls if it feeds their self victimization. Everything that puts them into a pissy-fit is suddenly le evil alt-right propaganda and contributes to le trans genocide

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[stupid frog]

“I’m too fat to get my fake penis. This is such bullshit and fat shaming.”

Why do the girls seem to have more problems weight wise getting permission for surgeries then men? Both types of tranny have absolute units in their ranks.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

So what was the fucking point of becoming a woman if you are still going to pursue woman? Now they have even less chances than before.

Autogynephilia. It's men with a sissy fetish who get off on imagining themselves with giant bimbo tits and other "feminine" features, but at the same time they aren't gay, they're just really depraved straight men, so they still want to fuck actual women and act shocked when no women, straight or gay, are interested in a gross skinwalker.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

So what was the fucking point of becoming a woman if you are still going to pursue woman? Now they have even less chances than before.

The point is that they're rapists. They're not interested in women who have the potential to be attracted to them. They're only interested in hounding and threatening the small percentage of women who, by definition, could never be attracted to them. Also what @WTBOnlineFather said.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Autogynephilia. It's men with a sissy fetish who get off on imagining themselves with giant bimbo tits and other "feminine" features, but at the same time they aren't gay, they're just really depraved straight men, so they still want to fuck actual women and act shocked when no women, straight or gay, are interested in a gross skinwalker.

That, and a lot of them watch lesbian porn until they decide that they want to be the women in their coom material. And in their extended, heightened state of horniness, they decide that they can do that by trooning out. Totally failing to realise that the porn they’re watching was made for straight men and bearing no resemblance to real lesbian relationships.

I think there’s a really interesting study to be done into how dumb guys can get when they’re horny. Like, under any other circumstances, if you met someone who told you that they were mutilating themselves because they decided a movie was real, you’d get them committed ASAP.

 

[Stan]

If a cis man posted a comic about how he berates women that politely reject him, there'd be a million people discussing rape culture and male entitlement.

Put a dress on the same man, and it’s a bold, brave, stunning act of rebellion against the evil oppressive femoids.

Psst. The women who think it’d be entitled and cringe for a man to make a webcomic calling out the women who won’t fuck him almost certainly think the same of the mentally ill man in a dress making comics seething about why women won’t fuck him. They don’t say anything because 1) lol ok tranny faggot, funny comic and 2) if you do the tranny volunteer Twitter army will court martial you for ideological treason for not being pro trans enough.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Is it an L if you get exactly what you wanted, and you hate it? These pooners are truly masculinized, not just in the physical sense, but in social spaces as well. And they're discovering it's not just like their animes.



>I'm a real boy!
>WTF, why do I get sleepy after I cum?

Not mentioned:
>And what's with the sudden mental clarity and feelings of guilt?



>I'm a real boy!
>WTF, why do girls on apps talk to me for a bit and then disappear?

The troon-to-incel pipeline in action. MGTOW spaces are going to get real weird in a few years.



>I'm a man, rrrrgh, a real man!
>WTF is happening to my hair???
>*cries*

Okay, this can be disheartening to real men, too. But she chose this life so she can't complain.



On the other side of the coin:

There's actually a ton of threads about butt hair. They hate it. They imagine themselves as burly bearded bears with the smooth butts of Renaissance marble sculptures.

 

[Positron]

Okay, this can be disheartening to real men, too. But she chose this life so she can't complain.

If a real man feels "very suicidal" because of thinning hair, I say it'd be better if he troons out.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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“I’m too fat to get my fake penis. This is such bullshit and fat shaming.”

"Even if i was 'super fat' and unhealthy, I'd still deserve access to top surgery."

I absolutely agree. Give her her top surgery and when the fat fuck dies from complications the world will be one clown lighter.

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"Why, oh why won't a lesbian just suck my cock?"...

>but literally two seconds ago you said you wanted to hook up
If I agree to buy the car you're selling then you reveal it has no engine do you think I'd still want it?
>excuse me for assuming you'd be a decent human being
Excuse me for assuming there would only be women on a lesbian dating app
>that's good, neither am I
We know, that's why you put a dress on then immediately started harassing lesbians
>you're also a jerk
"I might be a creepy trans sex pest preying on gay women, but at least I'm not rude."

 

[Gondolindrim]

The troon-to-incel pipeline in action. MGTOW spaces are going to get real weird in a few years.

Have you ever considered that you're not actually a lesbian?

 

[Fapcop]

>I'm a man, rrrrgh, a real man!
>WTF is happening to my hair???
>*cries*

Okay, this can be disheartening to real men, too. But she chose this life so she can't complain

Lmao!

“WOES ME! WHY DO I HAVE TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN POOR DECISIONS?!”

What is this dumb broad whining about exactly?

Guess she didn’t really read all those “informed consent” forms, but this is exactly what testosterone usually does.

(Unless you’re a German swimmer who works out 8 hours a day.)

Congrats lady! You will end up like an ugly, fat balding dwarf, and you’ll have nobody to blame but yourself and your fellow pooners who lies to you.

Maybe if you had come to the farms to be exposed to some hate speech, we could have warned you. Or you know… You could have read about the side effects?