I am completely sick of the DarksydePhil retards

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Periodically, I am reminded of the existence of the DarksydePhil subforum. Every time this happens, I am reminded how totally incompatible the people posting there are with the rest of the site. The demographic of users in DSP's board routinely fail to embrace the core of what makes the site work.
  • Lolcows should be funny.
  • Lolcows should be funny without help.
  • Committing crimes against lolcows is never funny.
  • Deplatforming a lolcow is antithetical to the ethos of the forum.
If you're angry, you're using the site wrong. If you have to force someone to do something by breaking into their bank accounts, hacking their routers, DDoS attacking them, falsely reporting them to the IRS, harassing the judges and attorneys working their bankruptcy case, pretending to be an escort to blackmail them -- you're not actually extracting content. If I hit someone with a bat and they yelp in pain, that is not trolling, you're inducing a response that most people would have.

Further, in regards to deplatforming, if a lolcow is actually funny, you should want them to make more content. There is no world in which it is funnier for a lolcow to make less content. If you're trying to take away someone's ability to legally work, generate revenue, and create content - you're not trolling them, you are actually trying to hurt them, and you're doing so at the expense of the content you're supposed to be laughing at.

I don't know why I have to explain this every so often. We've had a thread on DSP for literally 10 years now. The zeitgeist of this community is very in line with what I've just written, to the point where repeating myself seems obvious. The DSP board doesn't get it.

And what more, every single time some dipshit tags me into the DSP board or some new felony against DSP is being featured, I go in to remind people of some things. Usually, if I go into a thread and ask people to do something (i.e. don't break the law, deplatforming is gay, you're not a vigilante), that's enough and people understand my perspective. If not, there's at least enough respect for the bullshit I've gone through that they at least understand there is some self-preserving motivation behind what I say. The DSP retards don't have the mental bandwidth to do anything but seethe.

To them, DSP is evil. He's not merely playing video games and grifting, he's exploiting the mentally handicapped. He's talking about taxes but he's spending it on mobile games. This means he shouldn't be able to work, that people should get the government involved, that disrupting his streams is fine, getting him banned from his streaming platforms is righteous. That is retarded, and the response I get for saying as much is pure vitriol.

It's also worth mentioning the DSP board has zero organic growth. The people who register to post there have been banned a dozen times for being insane faggots.


It has been years since I laughed at something DSP related. I think the last time DSP made me laugh, he was telling a story about Panko breadcrumbs in his cabinet being infested with some disgusting beetle hive. This did not require any crimes, nobody snuck it into his house, he didn't forget to clean because he was too busy trying to find a new streaming platform after narc faggots reported him to Twitch again. He just lives in filth because he's gross and fat. That's why it's funny.

So I present an ultimatum: Find something that Phil has done in the last year that's funny and that was not induced by people committing crimes against him.

@actually @Agent Proper @clothes in my closet
 
Yeah, if you have to revert to just fucking with his money and his livelihood, then yeah, kill it. It's not funny when you have to mess with the guy just to get a reaction out of him, he should be doing this stuff due to his ineptitude instead of being poked by some crazy nigger faggot who thinks a funny forum about a flightless bird is the Autistic Illuminati.
 
Recently he showed his fat wife on camera for the first time in four years with no prompting by any of his retarded detractors. I got a good chuckle out of that.

If this is truly the end of the DSP subforum, please feature it on the homepage. I just want Phil to say he owned the haters and he defeated KiwiFarms.
 
The mods and majority of the day to day users. Don't condone "pozloading my neghole".

We've been very vocal about just pointing and laughing at DSP and his retarded antics for years.

As far as committing crimes against Phil, The only legitimate one I know of was the dude who Pulled Phil's credit report. The deplatforming is gay as fuck we know that, and if people come here to tell what they did they get called out on their shit.

DSP isn't evil, he doesn't need to be reported to the IRS, YouTube or any other service, he fucks up enough on his own and we know it. We even keep telling people to not tag you with dumb bullshit.

With the organic growth topic. This site itself has had issues with staying on clearnet which is gay and another story, but could that also be a factor?

You want something funny from last year? Try watching that 5 hour long interview DSP did with that Stuttering Craig guy on his show SideScrollers that didn't involve a crime and DSP made a fool out of himself the entire time.

We as mods and the normal Kiwis of this sub forum have tried to change the culture here because we are Reddit fags. We want to archive the information, have discussions with other retards who want to laugh at the slow burning dumpster fire of Phil's career and life that he presents online.

Don't punish the entire board for a handful of retards who just don't get it.

This is your site and if you want to just achieve and lock it up then that's your choice.
 
Recently he showed his fat wife on camera for the first time in four years with no prompting by any of his retarded detractors. I got a good chuckle out of that.

If this is truly the end of the DSP subforum, please feature it on the homepage. I just want Phil to say he owned the haters and he defeated KiwiFarms.
Phil outlived his own sub-forum. The world continues to turn and this god amongst mortals will weather the entropy we will not. Standing upon the dust of detractors, he will proclaim victory.
 
Did this nigger shut down the entire forum because people kept calling him a fucking retard for thinking we all want to murder DSP. A-logs are a fucking minority and their gayOPs are never asked for.

Err, I mean, looks like DSP outlasted the forums.
 
The only 2 times I recall people committing crimes against DSP they were both laughed at for being retards who broke the law (The Comcast guy and the bank leaks guy).

I don't recall anyone on the subforum asking for Phil to have crimes committed against him. As I said on another post I literally have no idea where the fuck you are getting this from in THIS subforum. The only people I see wanting to complain to the IRS are the tards on the YouTube comments. I imagine that if someone asked for Phil to get deplatformed/hacked they would have gotten a pink triangle and labeled as tards.

If it makes you seethe this much just close it down. Most discussion happens on the YT channels that cover him anyway. The entire subforum is not needed at all. Everything said here is said on the comments of Phil's detractor videos.

I don't get how you find BossmanJack funny and DSP somehow not when they are literally the same fucking person, they even share the same addicitons and they both put out like 10 minutes of good content for every 24 hours of absolute junk where nothing happens.
 
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