I am completely sick of the DarksydePhil retards

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I like this board and don't want it gone. You could argue it could be closed down in favor of a single thread and I suppose it could, it'll just make shit really hard to keep track of much like Fatrick Tomlinson's equally insane thread.
I watch detractor content on YT but I sure as shit don't want to discuss Dave's stupid antics in YT comments. Many great kiwifrens join me in this joyful activity here and we're all having a great time.

Honestly Null isn't being fair here. DSP attracts a lot of alogs and shit touchers but I don't see anyone encouraging that kind of behavior here, just like I don't see anyone encouraging it in Patrick's thread to whom the exact same shit happens all the time. In fact out of all the different DSP detractor platforms/sub-fanbases KF is one of the tamest precisely because KF culture is generally still respected on DSP's board.

No one here is ever willing to give Phil the benefit of the doubt for any of his behavior whatsoever, because he's been the exact same cringy faggot for 15 years now. There's no sentiment that maybe Phil isn't so bad or that maybe Phil could find redemption like there is with different lolcows such as Bossmanjack. Phil has genuinely no endearing moments whatsoever. As a result the comments made about Phil being a hopeless fucking loser can seem harsh to someone who doesn't follow him like Null, but you can't fix this by demanding that people "tone it down" because it's an accurate statement of the truth with no unnecessary embellishment. The actual crimes like leaking his bank statements or fucking with his router were never encouraged or condoned by people on the forum.
 
DSP doesn't need a whole board at this point though, just allow a DSP thread in Internet Famous and ban the handful of retards who get irrationally angry about him. It's really not that many,
The users could not for the life of them take advantage of a whole board dedicated to them. If you follow any event, you are very lucky if it is even summed up in a semi-comprehensible way in the form of a thread. Otherwise it will be lost in the endless flow of rambling retardation that is the main thread.

Following not just the forum but DSP in general feels like it became completely pointless after he got that free half a mil from the IRS. At that point, if you're seething about it, the joke is on you. This retard fooled the IRS and earns 100k+ a year. A few of the people who stuck around and looked into the abyss with their years of useless knowledge about some fat retard, found a way to make some pittance off him, and it still gets that regular viewerbase because autists are still waiting for DSP to be on the streets, get assassinated by Fred Fuchs or surely some detractor will pick a career path in the CIA and drone strike him one day.

Part of me believes that he knows very well that this is the easiest free advertising in the world. That's why you see a flow of daily videos from the same bottomfeeders, where nothing fucking happens, and DSP is called a scammer for the millionth time.

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Just look at this shit.
Over and over and over.
 
I really disagree. OIC wants your attention more than he wants DSP's. This has been obvious for like years now. It's his fetish. That's why he has a dozen accounts here and his own dedicated thread in the DSP sub-forum. I guess we'll see now.
I'll give you OIC, but the other whales will remain as long as DSP exists and harps how he is a victim, which will be as long as detractor channels clip him.

I mean OIC even has a sock account of my name that he whaled with.
 
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The users could not for the life of them take advantage of a whole board dedicated to them. If you follow any event, you are very lucky if it is even summed up in a semi-comprehensible way in the form of a thread. Otherwise it will be lost in the endless flow of rambling retardation that is the main thread.

Following not just the forum but DSP in general feels like it became completely pointless after he got that free half a mil from the IRS. At that point, if you're seething about it, the joke is on you. This retard fooled the IRS and earns 100k+ a year. A few of the people who stuck around and looked into the abyss with their years of useless knowledge about some fat retard, found a way to make some pittance off him, and it still gets that regular viewerbase because autists are still waiting for DSP to be on the streets, get assassinated by Fred Fuchs or surely some detractor will pick a career path in the CIA and drone strike him one day.

Part of me believes that he knows very well that this is the easiest free advertising in the world. That's why you see a flow of daily videos from the same bottomfeeders, where nothing fucking happens, and DSP is called a scammer for the millionth time.

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Just look at this shit.
Over and over and over.
Putting Doody and Snort Hogan next to Snort Burnell is fucking disgusting and you should be ashamed. Don't really follow Memology's content but even his is better than the Doody-tier detractors.
 
  1. Don't mention Doody, he's fucking trash.
  2. Without the forum, a lot of the 'rumors, lies and/or speculation' gets verified or denied, usually with clips, xweets etc. which is good when you're dealing with a liar like DSP. Most channels don't cover him well. Snort Burnell, Mr. Stuff and Memeology DSP are the okay ones.
  3. You sound angry.
Bro I don't watch Doody, I'm just saying that he is one of the people that covers him along with like 15 other people on both Twitter and YouTube. My point is that you will never run out of people who talk and catalogue everything DSP does.

Phil lies about everything to the point where I don't need to have someone pointing out each and every lie. It's safe to assume that if he is moving his lips, he is lying.

His wheelchairs will support him no matter what. It has been proven time and time again that he spends all his money on sweaty men gacha and people still support him. I'm telling you, you could close the whole board and nothing about DSP's life would change whatsoever.

EDIT: Main reason why I'm saying this is because Null always throws a temper tantrum at the DSP subforum accusing it of breaking the law when nobody fucking asked for it. If anything Phil's subforum is one of the tamest in this whole website but if this means less hissyfits then might as well.
 
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@Null
They've already told you so many times, but seems like it's not being addressed: no one here told anyone to break into DSP's bank account, or hack his router, or DDoS him, break the law, or any activity of that nature, and when someone does, they get told to fuck off, not a-log, and often even get a moderator warning.

Now those times that happened (e.g: breaking into his bank account), was done by a random person that decided to create an account on your public forum, and post it here.
It is not condoned nor encouraged, but the information is in fact discussed, as that is one of the purposes of Kiwifarms.

I can go on about your other claims like the "DSP is evil" (which nearly no one here believes), or "not allowing him to work" (again, false: they do not want him to scam people, and so he is exposed for it, but he can work ethically/legally/etc as however he wants), but the main point is that. Don't attribute what a minority of spergs say (that get told to fuck off) to the entire DSP board.


As for your ultimatum, the Side Scrollers interview happened less than a year ago, and it was funny (most people would say so), as you demanded.
 
My favorite a log fail was a few years ago when a ween tried to mail DSP a giant cardboard penis cutout for e clout but was so retarded he sent it to the wrong address despite DSP being one of the most doxed people in existence.

This indicative of the general level of intellect we're dealing with here.
 
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Phill stumble with simple physics in the puzzles of new zelda game was pretty funny. Its even go semi viral on Tik tok.
 
You said you think DSP people would show up to his house to shoot his pet in today's MATI. You are fucking delusional. We seethe at you because you are dead wrong. Like w/ the cheese shit, instead of admitting you are wrong, you double down like a stubborn nigger and embarrass yourself. Where was this shit fit when Ethan Ralph was assaulted in Portugal?
 
This whole bipolar outburst is pretty sad.

I genuinely have no idea why you hate the most tame subforum on your site so much, besides being a feeder and a fellow grifter.

People (OUTSIDE OF THE FORUM, RETARD) have fucked with Phil like 3 times in the last six years.
But, for some reason, retards fuck with your pet lolcows like Fatrick or Ralph and you love it enough to feature it on MATI and laugh about it.

If the lawyer tard had his bank details leak you would shit yourself in excitement and feature it.

None of this would bother people so much if you weren’t such a hypocrite. Chris got goaded into fucking his mother, yet I still see his thread there.
Kind of strange, isn’t it.

You just want people to grovel to you and beg not to close the subforum so your 3rd world shithole of a life doesn’t seem as miserable as it is. Either leave it open or close it. This power play is pretty sad. Only your dickriders who invade the thread are more pathetic.

I’m sure you’ll ban me, and I’m sure your dickriders will defend you, but this is pretty fucking insane to throw a tantrum about.

No one in that DSP forum wants Phil to die or get deplatformed, they keep to themselves and largely are pretty chill people. Take your meds and reassess why you are so asshurt about us laughing at his wife being a fat retarded boy.
 
I'm noticing a lot of the DSP posters are unable to understand that people cow-tipping outside the forum and people cow-tipping in the forum are different situations. Mainly that the farms is constantly on thin ice and if even one legitimate claim of harassment comes from the site, it'd be fucked. All it takes is one poster on this site fucking it up for everyone, and when you have retards possibly doing that in one subforum you'd be understandably pissed.
 
The mods and majority of the day to day users. Don't condone "pozloading my neghole".

We've been very vocal about just pointing and laughing at DSP and his retarded antics for years.
Here are three posts where you do condone harassing Phil in real life:

I'll lay it down here. I think the time is coming when Phil is going to get fucked with just like Perry or Wings. He deserves it, he can only hide in his Snort Fort hurling insults like some gouty asshole for so long until someone decides to stop pulling punches. I only request that no bodily harms happens, make me laugh, and I don't want to hear about your plans.

Phil doesn't get fucked with often because he doesn't give much of a reaction (cardboard dick, and gorilla feces) but those things stick with him, they hunt him.
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With the Wings crowd coming over we might get a late Summer luau. Phil has been on edge since he had WWEC on his phone. The Piggy Panic is real, and after a slow night he'll lurk here while eating a lunch meat sandwich while the horse cries. Hi Phil, better get ready these Wings boys sure know how to party.
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Good mate @Nigel of Ukip shared this wonderful video to me.

VIDEO OF SOMEONE VANDALIZING ETHAN RALPH'S HOME

This is the kind of things I wish would happen to Phil. No one was harmed, it was filmed, funny as fuck, and you damn well know there was a HOLLARIN' at a dollar store DVD and some fresh produce.

This is how to troll.
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@Null They will lie to you and say they do not condone it, but they have clearly openly condoned it on multiple occasions.

EDIT: "They" as in singularly that individual. I'm not using this to generalize the board itself.
 
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I'm noticing a lot of the DSP posters are unable to understand that people cow-tipping outside the forum and people cow-tipping in the forum are different situations. Mainly that the farms is constantly on thin ice and if even one legitimate claim of harassment comes from the site, it'd be fucked. All it takes is one poster on this site fucking it up for everyone, and when you have retards possibly doing that in one subforum you'd be understandably pissed.
The DSP forum is by far the tamest part of this site. Clearly Phil is the one behind Keffals and the troons for causing all the problems Null has.
 
They will lie to you and say they do not condone it, but they have clearly openly condoned it on multiple occasions.
Bro this is literally like one retard saying "It would be funny if...". I take it that the people on this subforum are at least above 80 IQ and know that breaking the law for a lolcow is retarded.

Plus the entirety of the Chris Chan board was built upon people actually doing like ten times the shit that you pointed out here.

If we are just going to generalize out of one poster saying dumb shit then 75% of the website should be closed down.
 
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