🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[C. Cactus]

Shinji's villian arc is going well. Good for him. Now that production sees he can break through that politeness shell, I think he's got a much better chance of making it to the final two.

He fought with Trish over a wood piece for a while and they both tried to smash each other's beds. He called her a "weird bitch" and he and Sam and Frank all danced as she yelled at them to piss her off. It was kino.

Edit: Sam ended the challenge by saying "New rule! Whoever says zippidy doo dah first wins the challenge." Oliver said it the fastest and won.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Respect to Trisha. Taking all this in relative stride. She’s been target #1. Jimmy would have lasted 90 seconds.

Jimmy would be amazing in this challenge. So many boards and things he could use to bash the other fish apart when he tard rages. He could beat everyone in the house to death with all those bed parts. Imagine the season ending with a swat team breaking in and shooting Jimmy to death.

 

[Rome Is Burning]

A few hours of Frank being in the house and the whole downstairs is destroyed. Sam told the fish the living room is their new bedroom.


Meanwhile it turns out that getting shitfaced and passing out was a blessing in disguise for TJ.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Respect to Trisha. Taking all this in relative stride. She’s been target #1. Jimmy would have lasted 90 seconds.

she did a great job. jimmy would never be able to handle that. after the challenge judge gave her a look and a thumbs up for several seconds. i think he was trying to tell her that she did a great job for the show. she needs positive feedback for that.

i think the final two have to be shinji and trish now. tay and tj are too passive 90% of the time.
trish is a hoodrat through and through, just needs a little agitation.
dark shinji just unlocked his full potential by overriding centuries of cultural and genetic coding.

neptunian

 

[laoyang]

Ben yelled at Oliver for unplugging a speaker with a wooden board. He never raised his voice to Jimmy, but does it to some sleep deprived fag lol.

https://twitter.com/fishtankhouse/status/1746009878387134765

 

[Marche]

Fun night, this is the sort of chaos that works really well for the tank.

 

[evoba]

Everyone who was worried Frank's return would fall flat because the contestants would just get excited that he was there were wrong, the girls are getting really pissed at him, especially Tay.

I'm glad it didnt turn out that way. Now I'm looking forward to Jet not including any footage in the edits because he wants to focus more on the narrative of him shaving his head

Fun night, this is the sort of chaos that works really well for the tank.

This is the kind of content I wish we saw earlier in the season. Challenges like this are new and interesting. I was so tired of the recycled bits

 

[Karen Horney]

Dwayney was drunk laying in the hall begging Shinji to drag him into the bedroom, but shot up real fuckin quick when cowboy came over carrying the fishtank lmao.

 

[no-exit]

He lives
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EDIT: meme lord Jimmy can't handle the bants

 

[sum ting wong]

You had to be there

Spoiler: No context

 

[Marche]

He lives
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Multiple cameras recording the events and he still lies.
Jimmy will honestly get a thread here if he tries to cash in on his eceleb status for sure.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Neptunian.

 

[curbside2]

Trisha has been acting shell shocked for the past hour and randomly sighing. Hopefully Frank chooses a new primary target tomorrow because we don’t need to lose another fish.

 

[Your Psychologist]

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I like the Entity this season.

Shinji's sabotage mission is a go, gets early info that the fish will have to assemble furniture, and he's gotta hide shit from people so that they can't finish it.

Just put metal in the wood.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Multiple cameras recording the events and he still lies.

he did it with taylor, he did it with brit, he did it with tj, and hes going to keep doing it for the rest of his life. i was genuinely concerned when he was talking about "15k to 1k viewers" and the brit situation. the guy is probably predisposed to delusions of grandeur and its probably going to get significantly worse after this.

powerlevel edit: someone i knew had delusions of grandeur that were quite severe, its pretty unsettling to see.

 

[coof coof]

I just really wish they had only kept duneyaeyae for a couple days or something. Bringing a gay nigga onto the show is a pretty good bit, but it stopped being funny rather quickly. I only really listen to Shinji talking to the camera at night now. Anytime gay nigga is in the room I swap cams, mute, or often I stop watching entirely now. I guess he is supposed to be there to annoy the contestants? They at least can tell him to shut up if he's in the same room. My only recourse is to change the channel.

 

[dreamlander]

I just really wish they had only kept duneyaeyae for a couple days or something. Bringing a gay nigga onto the show is a pretty good bit, but it stopped being funny rather quickly. I only really listen to Shinji talking to the camera at night now. Anytime gay nigga is in the room I swap cams, mute, or often I stop watching entirely now. I guess he is supposed to be there to annoy the contestants? They at least can tell him to shut up if he's in the same room. My only recourse is to change the channel.

Him flopping around drunk, begging Shinji to pull him around the house, saluting Frank and mumbling incoherently in French was the funniest Dunyae has been. He needs someone to even out his loud bitchiness and Frank's quiet spoken malice is a good combo.

 

[coof coof]

Him flopping around drunk, begging Shinji to pull him around the house, saluting Frank and mumbling incoherently in French was the funniest Dunyae has been. He needs someone to even out his loud bitchiness and Frank's quiet spoken malice is a good combo.

I don't think I have ever laughed at anything Frank has ever said or done so I suppose its just a difference in taste. He is at best an occasionally mildly amusing greasy hippo to me.

 

[Pathos]

Previous Endorsement Stats linked below

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17498671

Stats as of 11:50PM EST 1/12/24

(As always, Please play this song while reading the stats for full effect or not if you don't like mario party)

1st Shinji- 9971 -

2nd TJ - 7557 -

3rd Tayleigh- 4777 -

Runners up:

Trish - 1447 -

Tai -629 -

Duany'ay - 522

Britney -319 - (still showing up on the site so keeping her here for now)

Oliver -224

Spoiler: Hellhouse Obituary

Jimmy's $800 Dollar Artifact Ashtray 1/8/24 - KO - Cause: ♀Women♀

Hammer Bro. Jimmy 1/9/24 - TKO - Cause: ♀Women♀

Taylor 1/2/24 - KO - Cause: et tu, tj?

Brian 1/4/24 - KO - Cause: Sacrificed to keep Jimmy on the show. If he's Brian, he's Crian!

Nifty: KO 1/4/24 - Cause: Chemical attack by Jimmy, eventually passed away from their skin absorbing too much poisonous cologne. Long live the content queen.

Delaney: ??? 1/4/24 - Cause: So obscure she faded from reality. She's probably still there, we just haven't noticed her yet.

Cole: - Retired 12/27/23 Reason: Dishonorably Discharged

Summer: - TKO 12/22/23 Cause: Mental Combustion

JC - Retired 12/22/23 Cause: Voluntary Forfeit

Meg - KO - 12/25/23 Cause: Told to take a seat by Jimmy, obliged by taking a permanent break from the game. Received a prophetic vision of Jimmy related destruction to come.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Frank is fucking with Tay's stuff

she took it pretty well so far