Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Osama Bin Laden]

It's an "umm yikes touch grass my guy like sir this is a wendys" braindead twittertard response, but it's so laughable that someone like Anisa would throw around "parasocial". These LA freaks will post every little thing about their lives on five different social medias, they'll post sandwiches they ate, they'll go on IRL livestreams to a clothes store, they'll keep you updated on their pet's medical status, they'll make sure you know all the nuances of their gay political positions, they'll post every inch of their butthole on OF. Then they'll turn around and accuse you of being some sort of delusional Mark David Chapman if you criticize their lifestyle in any way.

it reminds me of how dumb people use big words to sound smart

 

[izaya]

Does this retard even know the definition of parasocial? She's literally just throwing buzzwords to sound like what she's talking about. Calling someone out on their bullshit isn't considered parasocial holy shit some people and their brainrot.

 

[Gordon PPman]

Reminder that he hasn't uploaded in a month, despite his promise for weekly uploads.

He’s just straight up lazy. It took him a literal year for him to edit and upload the Sam Hyde documentary, with him releasing very little content during that time, and if Anisa’s word is to be believed (Lol) he was working on it that whole year.

 

[JelloJerk]

He’s just straight up lazy. It took him a literal year for him to edit and upload the Sam Hyde documentary, with him releasing very little content during that time, and if Anisa’s word is to be believed (Lol) he was working on it that whole year.

Well that was more about iDubbbz not wanting to release the documentary after Sam revealed to him that it was all a ruse-- he deemed the footage "unusable". I think he didn't upload much during that time because he was still reeling from getting felted by the whole internet with the OF shit, but it's not like he uploaded nothing. He uploaded 12 videos between the OF video and the Sam Hyde documentary, so probably monthly uploads. It's not exactly JonTron levels of output.

 

[timewave0]

Not an argument

Null makes a good point. Who is Anisa really? What's her authentic persona and not the front she puts up?

I’m not sure Anisa has any authentic persona. Imagine a Russian nesting doll with infinite layers — you can keep removing the layers one by one, but you’ll never get any closer to a true center. There’s just nothing there. “Vacuous” is a fitting word in more ways than one. Her personality is just as contrived and plastic as the misshapen lumps of silicone that once sat inside her chest.

Mrs. and Mr. Jomha have taken up permanent residence in the cope-a-cabana. They will be coping, seething, and sneeding to the bitter end, never allowing even the slightest bit of sincere introspection to enter their medicated, lobotomized minds. Sad!

 

[Zilch]

As soon as the money runs out.

Ian is the closest she will ever get to e-celebrity. She will cling to that forever.
And as long as she doesn't have to work she'll stay.

Her big idea for fun interesting content was for her and Ian to make each other a salad. The retarded cunt actually mentioned it on She Ruined My Career. It's so fucking obvious that neither of them have anything interesting to share.

Anisa is a milquetoast bland Becky.
She probably watched one of those Buzzfeed videos "coworkers try each other's lunches" and was riveted.

Does this retard even know the definition of parasocial? She's literally just throwing buzzwords to sound like what she's talking about. Calling someone out on their bullshit isn't considered parasocial holy shit some people and their brainrot.

Anisa is the epitome of millennial entitlement and I deserve a trophy mentality.
I get the impression that Anisa has never received any criticism or direction from her parents. Her failure weren't unacceptable and they expect so little from her that they cheer everything she does.

Spoiler: Tangent

Her mom anyway, her mom cheers her. (idk about her dad.) Her mom who was a mod in her titty streaming days.
Her mom who attac Froggy on Twitter to protec baby 29 y/o Anisa from snarky jokes on the Internet.
Her room temp IQ mom who probably saw Creator Clash™ as this incredible achievement.
THE PRAISE ANISA MUST HAVE GOTTEN FROM MOMMY.
Only to have it absolutely implode. A catastrophic failure where they lost a shit ton of money.
She was so high off of the middling success of the first one, that she booked an entire hotel, hired a therapist for the losers (or was it is loser support group?) hosted a gala for after party, bought a fancy dress and debuted her new hair.
This was her peak. And it blew up in her face lol

She's depressed and (somehow even more) unproductive because she thought Creator Clash™ was her ticket to fame and it failed.
New found hope! The podcast! Nvm also failing.
The spiral continues

 

[CashMoney!]

I am 10000% sure that Ian is trying to skinwalk Kurtis Conner.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

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I am 10000% sure that Ian is trying to skinwalk Kurtis Conner.

or Anisa is dressing him up as, without Ian knowing

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I think this pair should just change their name to The Heinz or something.
All they doing is play catchup on every trend ....

 

[ShaiHulud]

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I am 10000% sure that Ian is trying to skinwalk Kurtis Conner.

She would monkey branch to this twink if she could. But sadly, Anisa is a washed, busted energy vampire and she is unable to do so. Thus i believe she is 100% making Ian play dress up as this cool, hip, liberal YouTuber in the hopes of making him popular again. Ian follows along as he has no actual personality himself. I can’t wait for the money to dry up

 

[Slimy Time]

What's her authentic persona and not the front she puts up?

Someone who is very, very boring and vacuous. Also a head case. No amount of her pretending to be x persona is capable of hiding it.

 

[BigNig]

Does this retard even know the definition of parasocial? She's literally just throwing buzzwords to sound like what she's talking about. Calling someone out on their bullshit isn't considered parasocial holy shit some people and their brainrot.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but parasocial is believing you personally know somebody from watching them over the internet. It's basically a gender neutral and PC way of calling someone a simp. That's rich coming from a failed onlyfans thot who wishes she had an army of pathetic simps instead of just one.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Thus i believe she is 100% making Ian play dress up as this cool, hip, liberal YouTuber in the hopes of making him popular again.

something foul is afoot, you could even call it... parasocial

 

[Steam Deck Verified]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but parasocial is believing you personally know somebody from watching them over the internet. It's basically a gender neutral and PC way of calling someone a simp. That's rich coming from a failed onlyfans thot who wishes she had an army of pathetic simps instead of just one.

Parasocial made sense when it was referring to people who felt entitled and personally connected to a random celeb because they spent literally all day watching interviews and reviewing their posts, etc. when the celebrity was doing nothing to encourage it. Anisa WANTS fans to feel personally connected to her or else she wouldn't be doing casual podcasts, publicly spewing about her personal life and emotional problems and then doing the same on Twitter. But it's only "taking things too seriously/too far" when she gets a negative or dismissive reaction, instead of fawning and sympathy, which is objectively actually parasocial since no one should feel bad for a "content" creator who refuses to live a normal life.

 

[opie]

She keeps deleting her stories, but all week she’s been complaining about the lack of engagement on her posts. She was complaining about the Instagram algorithm and not getting as much likes as usual even though the picture she was talking about wasn’t posted for barely over an hour before she started complaining ‍♀

 

[JelloJerk]

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I am 10000% sure that Ian is trying to skinwalk Kurtis Conner.

They've been compared before

And...

Link/Archive
So they've met each other in real life before. Do what you will with this information.

In trying to find this, I found Anisa scrolling down through hate comments to post on Twitter. Yet she took this one as a compliment for some reason.

Link, Archive

Parasocial made sense when it was referring to people who felt entitled and personally connected to a random celeb because they spent literally all day watching interviews and reviewing their posts, etc. when the celebrity was doing nothing to encourage it. Anisa WANTS fans to feel personally connected to her or else she wouldn't be doing casual podcasts, publicly spewing about her personal life and emotional problems and then doing the same on Twitter. But it's only "taking things too seriously/too far" when she gets a negative or dismissive reaction, instead of fawning and sympathy, which is objectively actually parasocial since no one should feel bad for a "content" creator who refuses to live a normal life.

It's funny, when I first heard of the term, it was on a video criticising e-celebs that actively engage in these relationships to exploit their audience, but now it seems that it has been appropriated by e-celebs and is now used by them to berate their audience for asking too many questions.

 

[Leo Frank]

Cope and seethe.


You are “blah” retard.

 

[JelloJerk]

Cope and seethe.
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You are “blah” retard.

Could you imagine being Ian right now? Because you KNOW she's not keeping her neuroticisms and her looming mental breakdown to herself.

"IAANNNN I'M SO OLD AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME ON INSTAGRAM AND EVERYONE IS MEAN TO ME ON TWITTER AND I'M SO ALONNEEEE IANNN WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME??!?! ARE MY CHEEKS TOO FAT??? SHOULD I CUT THEM OFF IAN?? WILL YOU PAY FOR MY BUCCAL FAT REMOVAL SO I'M PRETTIER??? SHOULD I SHAVE MY HEAD OFF AGAIN???"

 

[Leo Frank]

Could you imagine being Ian right now? Because you KNOW she's not keeping her neuroticisms and her looming mental breakdown to herself.

"IAANNNN I'M SO OLD AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME ON INSTAGRAM AND EVERYONE IS MEAN TO ME ON TWITTER AND I'M SO ALONNEEEE IANNN WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME??!?! ARE MY CHEEKS TOO FAT??? SHOULD I CUT THEM OFF IAN?? WILL YOU PAY FOR MY BUCCAL FAT REMOVAL SO I'M PRETTIER??? SHOULD I SHAVE MY HEAD OFF AGAIN???"

I wonder if Ian’s still out of town for that family emergency or whatever and that’s why she’s having a mental breakdown.

 

[Billy Bong]

I can't imagine more and more people not wanting to engage with Anisa on social media to tell her how wonderful she is. Something must be wrong.
Social media should fix that straightaway, so we can all learn how wonderful Anisa truly is as a wonderful person, husband and all around human being.