Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Dondeld Dock]

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Wtf do drink tumblers have to do with car fire insurance?

How did he come up to a conclusion that they must be buying them to protect their cars somehow, and not that they buy them because they can literally survive being in a burning wreck? This makes no sense

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Sir, please don’t do that.

Yeah but it fits with his CARNIVORE diet.

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I bet you fucking did. Keep it up, fatwad.

Of course this fat faggot ate the whole chicken. A whole fucking chicken. Plus the sodium from one of those things is lethal.

I like me a good costo rotisserie chicken. Its inexspensive, my hubby and I can get at least two meals out of it, three if I save the carcass for soup, but I am literally disgusted at the thought of consuming an entire chicken in one sitting. How is jack physically not in discomfort from doing that?

Costco knows what they're doing. They lose money on each chicken but it brings in the money from people buying other things,

How did he come up to a conclusion that they must be buying them to protect their cars somehow, and not that they buy them because they can literally survive being in a burning wreck? This makes no sense

And when was the last time Fatty made sense? He's a complete mushbrain at this point.

 

[Fata v3]

My brain followed this with "well yea he probably got a meal combo, Costco does that right"

This man ate an entire chicken in the Costco food court, in front of everyone, all by himself, in one sitting.

This wasn't even the case of a 'lunch' over an hour or so, nobody hangs out in a food court that long while shopping. God I wonder what the staff even thought of that display of gluttony. Its on security cameras, somewhere.

I figure all costcos are the same and the chicken is sold in store by the bakery/meat section and not in the food court.

Which may actually make it worse since when he probably picked up a 24 pack of sugar free "pop" that he smashed at the same time at home.

To powerlevel - on business trips I eat two meals a day because of the size of eat out food and recently ordered roast chicken delivery (foreign country, company pays, whatever). It was a mix of parts but it must have been close to 2/3 of a chicken and boy did I feel like I wanted to die later. It was one of those moments you look in the mirror and shamefully ask what you are doing with your life.

 

[AnOminous]

Costco knows what they're doing. They lose money on each chicken but it brings in the money from people buying other things,

They're usually using chickens on their last day of being "good," so selling them at a slight loss (not sure about Costco but rotisserie chickens in grocery stores are often priced lower than uncooked chickens) is better than just throwing them away (or even discounting them and still ending up throwing most of them away).

 

[Falcon Sebben]

They're usually using chickens on their last day of being "good," so selling them at a slight loss (not sure about Costco but rotisserie chickens in grocery stores are often priced lower than uncooked chickens) is better than just throwing them away (or even discounting them and still ending up throwing most of them away).

I have no problem with them selling them on the last day. Yeah it's better than throwing them out. So long as they've rinsed them off carefully it should be no problem.

But Costco specifically sells them at a loss to get people in the store. Same with their hot dogs.

https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/23207301/costco-rotisserie-chicken-poultry-farming-inflation

From the article:

In 2015, Costco said it was able to maintain its low price because the company considers the rotisserie chicken a “loss leader.” That means its purpose isn't to bring in profits, but rather to bring in customers to buy more of the wholesale retailer's bulk toilet paper and five-packs of deodorant.

...it must have been close to 2/3 of a chicken and boy did I feel like I wanted to die later. It was one of those moments you look in the mirror and shamefully ask what you are doing with your life.

The difference is you're not a glutton. Fatty Doo Doo here is. He uses food to fill that gnawing void inside of him and to replace his love of wanting to suck big black dick.

 

[Sonic T]

wtf guys stop questioning his eating habits you aren't his mom

"Nicest" fucking guy on YouTube.

I hate him so much.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

I know I'm just echoing everyone else, but a whole fucking rotisserie chicken is absolutely mental. Every time I see a front on photo of Jack, I'm always taken aback by how perfectly spherical and bulbous that gut is. He must live in a constant state of bloated discomfort, and assumes the lack of pain from being stuffed to bursting means he's hungry.

 

[AnOminous]

But Costco specifically sells them at a loss to get people in the store. Same with their hot dogs.

Joke's on them, I just go in and buy the loss leaders and then leave.

 

[Gulls on Film]

As funny as it is to imagine Jack just popping open a rotisserie chicken in the middle of a Costco food court and committing what can only be described as war crimes on it, there's no way that Tammy would spent 3 hours in a Costco watching Jack literally choke down a whole chicken with his diminished ability to swallow. The more I think about it, the more that I believe the entire reason the rest of the family lets him do this "diet" is so that they can just put a large chunk of meat in front of him to keep him occupied and quiet for hours at a time. Like giving a dog a bone.

 

[Whaler]

I know I'm just echoing everyone else, but a whole fucking rotisserie chicken is absolutely mental. Every time I see a front on photo of Jack, I'm always taken aback by how perfectly spherical and bulbous that gut is. He must live in a constant state of bloated discomfort, and assumes the lack of pain from being stuffed to bursting means he's hungry.

Jacks one trick to the carnivore diet is just doing shots of Pepto Bismol until the pain goes away.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Due to his laziness, he most certainly didn't wake up early morning and go to Costco early enough to take a chicken home for lunch.

Costco doesn't open until 10am on weekdays.

This man ate an entire chicken in the Costco food court, in front of everyone, all by himself, in one sitting.

This probably did happen though. He may not have waited that long. Went back to the meat department, grabbed one, and started eating it while on his scootypuff looking for more gud food to eat on the go.

Both he and Tammy do that shit while their eyes are literally rolling back in their head in an orgiastic frenzy like they're possessed by gluttony demons.

Because they are. I sometimes wonder when the other shoe will drop for Tamham in regards to her health. She's been fairly lucky compared to her joke of a husband so far, but she is morbidly obese herself and not young. I wouldn't be surprised if she wasn't at least pre-diabetic and has high blood pressure and cholesterol herself.

 

[ZipDisk]

there's no way that Tammy would spent 3 hours in a Costco watching Jack literally choke down a whole chicken with his diminished ability to swallow.

Jokes on you, she's into that shit. She loves inflicting Jack on the public, you can tell be the sick little smirks when he gets really riled up.

Power level, the rotato chickens come in a plastic bag filled with blood, it's not the regular chicken for the customers. You tie them off with twine, hit it with the seasoning, shove the skewer through three of them, and turn on the theme lighting. (The rotational oven is gas, but has stupid little fire burners for ambiance.)

We did turn leftover rotato chickens into chicken salad, but the spice mixture was pretty much the same for both. I don't think anyone ever complained or got sick, it's just restaurant recycling.

My manager often bitched that we didn't have leftover rotato chickens, because they sold like crack cocaine.

 

[Fata v3]

Power level, the rotato chickens come in a plastic bag filled with blood, it's not the regular chicken for the customers.

Sounds like the same source as futurecanoe for the chicken he uses.

Yes, this just a way to give a little applause to youtube cook that is actually delightful to watch.

 

[rubytintedchix]

First, I like how he calls this "exclusive footage". Second, it's funny how many people don't care to read the "from last year" part.
But this is just a stupid excuse for him to eat more food, dribble sauce all over himself, lick his filthy fingers, and then "mhmm" and nod as if he's coming up with some deep insight while not bothering to describe the food because he needs to cut the camera so he can chew and swallow. And of course his favorite sauce is the one with the most SHUGUR in it.

This is the second dated video we’ve gotten from him in a week. The Midea Airfryer video (released last Saturday) seems to have been from around Thanksgiving Christmas based on the decorations. Last night’s video with the Kinders sauces is from Halloween or before based on the pumpkin decorations on the island.

Fatty is hoarding videos again and has no new original content.

He also mentions that the Laundry Machine magnets video is coming soon or being filmed soon at the end of the video. I don’t remember this being released, but he’s been hella boring lately so I may be forgetting or he may have 86’d it.

Missing footage:

1. Dishwasher Salmon
2. Italian Beef
3. Laundry Soap Magnets (what the fuck do they do)

I know he’s likely failed in these videos, but that’s part of the charm(?) of the Cooking with Jack show.

Show us the failures, Jack! Give the people what they want!

EDITED because even I forgot what happened in the video because it was so boring.

 

[p1138]

This is the second dated video we’ve gotten from him in a week. The Midea Airfryer video (released last Saturday) seems to have been from around Thanksgiving Christmas based on the decorations. Last night’s video with the Kinders sauces is from Halloween or before based on the pumpkin decorations on the island.

Fatty is hoarding videos again and has no new original content.

He also mentions that the Laundry Machine magnets video is coming soon or being filmed soon at the end of the video. I don’t remember this being released, but he’s been hella boring lately so I may be forgetting or he may have 86’d it.

Missing footage:

1. Dishwasher Salmon
2. Italian Beef
3. Laundry Soap Magnets (what the fuck do they do)

I know he’s likely failed in these videos, but that’s part of the charm(?) of the Cooking with Jack show.

Show us the failures, Jack! Give the people what they want!

EDITED because even I forgot what happened in the video because it was so boring.

I forgot about those 3 videos he said he was doing and of course never did. Hilariously even the dishwasher salmon and italian beef would likely require too much effort compared to pouring sauce all over some wings. I suspect that if he actually bought the soap magnets, Tammy realized how stupid they were(come on, Fatty isn't doing laundry, too much effort).

With shit like the sauces or the air fryer for his main channel, and one of his most boring fat-on-the-go videos ever for that bob marley restaurant, it makes you wonder if perhaps his video production pipeline is as constipated as his bowels must be eating nothing but chuck roast, eggs, chicken, and bacon 5 times a day. If this is the shit were getting that he had previously deemed unfit to post but can't come up with new footage because he's such a moron and Tammy is doing all of the cooking anyway(and probably won't let him harass strangers for fat-on-the-go), what other "treasures" could he possibly have in his vault that are likely even worse?

 

[Pig Cups]

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I bet you fucking did. Keep it up, fatwad.

This was literally the first thing that came to my mind upon seeing that:

I thought we all knew Jack better by now. He obviously didn’t just have “a rotisserie chicken” for lunch, he had an entire chicken topped with two kinds of shredded cheese and a bag of pork rinds “as a side”.

With the way his sense of taste has been obliterated, I just can’t imagine him tucking into a rotisserie chicken “as is”- you just know that he painted that unfortunate bird with a whole bottle of shurgury BBQ sauce. Without that, it’d probably be too boring for him.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Lol he would be retarded enough to put magnets in his washing machine. I've seen that and it's supposed to be some woo woo to magically clean without "chemicals". It would only work if you worked in an iron filing factory. You'd probably screw up your washer by putting heavy magnets in it.

Now if there was a meat based detergent, he'd already have the video out. (Heck he could make lye soap, but that would require him to not eat the lard first).

 

[rubytintedchix]

Pussy. Ass. Bitch.



He’s live now (site isn’t letting me insert media atm): https://www.youtube.com/live/BH9dFje6gTI?si=k5CxH8M0ojLBNS8j

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Today's stream was great. Perfect ending.

 

[fag0rz]

I watched the first few minutes of the Fatty podcast. Truly gripping stuff.

- Fatty set the chat to subs only, clearly the trolls are getting to him
- Jack has a sippy cup so his still-working hand can maneuver the straw to his piehole
- On Friday night Jack and Tammy saw the Beekeeper, was gud, gud movie, gud
- Clears throat, sounds like an old diesel engine trying to start
- Jack explains how he used to clear his throat all the time during his failed radio DJ career, helpfully demonstrates
- Chat asks his opinion about homeless people sleeping on benches, Jack says this is a "food show", then explains there are different categories of homeless
- Jack says he hopes they're okay in the panhandle
- Jack can't understand why the windows on his screen keep moving around
- Jack's church has lots of Romanians, tons of Romanians, the Romanians are great and loving people

After that I decided I had more productive things to do, like piss and take out the garbage.