🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[S.C.U.D.]

Dear friends, inserting videos just does not work for me. Please accept the attached video of Neptunian kino.

Edit: or not because even though it looks like the video has been uploaded it just doesn't take. Fuck me.

 

[flamboyant cuttlefish]

Not a fan of Frank’s shtick generally, and mostly thought he was pretty lame in season one, but he’s been killing his season 2 appearance so far.

I was laughing like a madman during the furniture challenge. Then he managed to completely break Tayleigh in just a couple hours. I wonder if her parents saw her licking his shoe and handing over her panties? I hated her since day one when I thought that she was a male Reddit geek, but am actually starting to feel bad for her.

My only question is whether Frank will torture the men as much as the women. TJ is obviously an easy target for bullying, but what will it take to get under Shinji’s skin?

 

[The Tall Man]

but what will it take to get under Shinji’s skin?

I don't think there is anything allowed that Frank could do to Shinji that would work.
What might work is to recruit Shinji as his Yakuza underling and make him do mean stuff to the other fish.
Being confrontational seems to make him the most uncomfortable.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Jet Neptune is ugly and I would not have sex with him

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I have a new found respect for Trish after last night. Seeing Tay grovel like that made me like the hoodrat more. At Least she has self respect.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

The problem I have with Frank on the show is that he always targets the women because they're easiest to bully and get responses from, already we see him getting into this pattern with Tayleigh and Trish, he already admitted that he has no idea how to rattle Shinji and honestly this is the fish that needs the most attention because he just floats along untouched by any drama in the tank. You can already tell he is going to ride Tayleigh in a malicious fashion until she collapses menally which doesn't improve the show at all, it just deepens the crisis of lack of content, Tayleigh and Shinji are the only two interesting contestants left that really have an audience attached to them that allows the show to rake in TTS with them just talking. Tay would do her crocheting stuff in the bunk and Shinji with his late night podcast at the bar. TJ just gets advice from 'India' now and again while roaming around in a daze and Trish doesn't really tend to interact with the TTS too much. Danye isn't a contestant and his content is just getting trashed talked by TTS nonstop.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

When it comes to Frank I just don't respect the "I'm a 30 year old fat guy who acts like an elementary school bully for my friends TV show" bit. I thought he was pretty mid on season 1. The only standout moment for me was him bonding with Fatty and getting Sylvia to freakout. The rest was pretty insufferable.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

The problem I have with Frank on the show is that he always targets the women because they're easiest to bully and get responses from, already we see him getting into this pattern with Tayleigh and Trish, he already admitted that he has no idea how to rattle Shinji and honestly this is the fish that needs the most attention because he just floats along untouched by any drama in the tank. You can already tell he is going to ride Tayleigh in a malicious fashion until she collapses menally which doesn't improve the show at all, it just deepens the crisis of lack of content, Tayleigh and Shinji are the only two interesting contestants left that really have an audience attached to them that allows the show to rake in TTS with them just talking. Tay would do her crocheting stuff in the bunk and Shinji with his late night podcast at the bar. TJ just gets advice from 'India' now and again while roaming around in a daze and Trish doesn't really tend to interact with the TTS too much. Danye isn't a contestant and his content is just getting trashed talked by TTS nonstop.

i think the problem last night is just that three of the contestants were passed out drunk so franks only options were tay, trish, and shinji. i hope he hassles everyone too but cant fault him for focusing on tay and trish for a night when theyre two thirds of the awake fish.

ive said it before but shinji has a real life maxed charisma stat. cant fault him for it, its impressive. frank likes him so he doesnt fuck with him as much. thats what tay was trying to accomplish by pandering.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

When it comes to Frank I just don't respect the "I'm a 30 year old fat guy who acts like an elementary school bully for my friends TV show" bit. I thought he was pretty mid on season 1. The only standout moment for me was him bonding with Fatty and getting Sylvia to freakout. The rest was pretty insufferable.

You have reddit sensibilities

 

[Sicko Hunter]

You have reddit sensibilities

Frank is a tryhard faggot it's no wonder you like him.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

Frank had the same issue with Josie last season. Just like Shinji he couldn't find a way to fuck with her because she'd just laugh at everything he did.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

I haven’t watch anything outside of the Mallet incident and when Jet staged a workers strike at the bar, is it as shit as it looks

 

[Chuck McGill]

I'm sure it's been said before but I don't think Frank is a very good fit for Fishtank. Frank's shtick works because it's deployed against random people on the street that aren't expecting a fat autist to go totally ham on them. On Fishtank a retard smashing your stuff with a hammer is just Tuesday. It's functionally indistinguishable from the antics Sam and Jet pull on the fish every single day.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

I haven’t watch anything outside of the Mallet incident and when Jet staged a workers strike at the bar, is it as shit as it looks

It got good again when they brought back Jimmy for the tard fight. Hasn't gone back up to that level of humor.
Frank's hassling is alright, show could get a lot better because of it. I hope he doesn't focus too much on Tay mainly because Trish is starting to get real high and mighty since all the fuckery is focused onto someone else. She's pretty much at the point where she needs to get punched in the face again. Shinji would be the one that's unable to be hassled because he's Japanese and more weird and disgusting shit is normal for him. For TJ, all he'll have to do is council him on LubeCooch in front of everyone and make everybody follow him when he decides to silently slip away from the uncomfortable situation.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

It got good again when they brought back Jimmy for the tard fight. Hasn't gone back up to that level of humor.

>it got good when the show hit its absolute zenith (1 day ago). hasnt been as good ever since.

yeah no shit the show hasnt been pegged at peak hilarity 24/7 for 20+ days. it comes in waves.

 

[Da R00D D00D]

can someone threadban this faggot before he starts shitting it up and adding nothing of value just like Sam's thread

 

[Nihil Jung]

Last season when Frank came in all hippied out and shit, it was pretty decent. His pep talks to fatty were alright too.

This season, I am not sure what he can do really that would be unexpected. I will say him javelining those planks into the wall was pretty funny.

 

[Jelq Cloaca]

I was bored this morning and decided to look into DumbGay's other acting work and some of the shit he yells at TTS about.
Twitter: https://nitter.net/DuanyayEnasche
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/duangargon1 (confirmed via Alex Stein)
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/duanyay.enasche/

His legal name is Duan Yay Alex Edwards, but he can't even keep track of how his name is spelled, as his different socials spell it "Duanyay" "Dunyaé" and "Duan'yay"
He has some minor traffic infractions in Duval County, FL, namely reckless driving, driving with a suspended license, and violating his learner's permit. Interestingly, all of these happened in 2019 when he was 19 years old.
In 2020, an eviction was filed against him at the condo he lived at, which he lost via default for not responding to the summons. My favorite part about this is the NEPTUNE BEACH POLICE DEPARTMENT was the responding agency for his traffic infractions.

Spoiler: Court Docs

He is also no longer living in Florida, but has moved to Texas which makes sense considering his only steady employment as an actor is with Alex Stein in Dallas. (I think this was already known from the first day or two he was in the tank) His last known Florida address was:

10907 Wahine Dr N​

Jacksonville, Florida​

which can be seen in all it's glory here. He also lived in two different multi-family homes on Market St. in Jacksonville, which he has mentioned several times while yelling at the "Beaver St" TTS messages that come through every day.

While in Florida, he was trying to break into acting and "plus size modelling". DumbGay used to be even fatter than he is now as evidenced by the photos he put on his Amateur Modeling page.

Spoiler: Fat

As far as acting goes, he has been on Prime Time with Alex Stein, and allegedly been in three movies that came out in 2023:
Zodiac Crush, which is an astrology/numerology based "reality dating movie". I'm not sure why a gay black man would have been cast to potentially date a white woman, but hey, it's astrology based.
The Diamond Texter, which looks like a shitty zombie movie but niggified. The only proof I've found of him being in the movie is this interview at the premier of the film.
I couldn't find anything on the third movie, but I also didn't look very hard.

He was also in this music video, where he is the stand-in for the rapper as the patient and dentist (aka, you never see his face).

DumbGay also mentioned on Fishtank that he was in a George Floyd short film. I was able to find it, and as you might guess, he's in it for a few seconds with most of his face covered.

Fishtank seems to be his big break, which is why he's turning his sassy black faggot up to 11.

BONUS: Here he is "reading to 3rd graders"

 

[Karen Horney]

Tay just needs a good female influence in her life. I could fix her.

 

[CoolFool]

I missed all the Tay stuff. Sounds really rough, maybe you guys can give me some more information. Do you think she was giving into all of his demands because she thinks "I'm in it to win it and this is the only way"? Or because she just has zero self respect/is a pick-me?

Either way, I'm glad I missed it because that's just cringe. She should have stuck with her original plan of fighting against Frank. Earlier in the night she tried to rip his shirt off and clung to it even when he was walking around and dragging her across the ground. You could tell it hurt but she wouldn't let go. Why would she go from that to debasing herself? Ugh, Gorl...