William James Mitchell vs. Twin Galaxies LLC, Jeff Harrist & Jeremy Young & donkeykongforum.com, Benjamin Q Smith

[Thefrogsaregay]

I don't care who "wins" at this point but no matter what, Mitchell spent so much money and time "proving" his scores in a video game from what 30 years ago were legitimate? Thats sad no matter how you spin it, this is all Billy has in his life is a score in a video game. No one now a days even knows who Billy is other then all this lawsuit crap and that's all he will be remembered for now. It's embarrassing this guy spent so much time and money for something no one cares about.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I'm retarded. I never realized that Karl is the faggy Goldeneye player who cried to his ugly Asian wife that Null dunked on.

 

[Xhrash]

I'm honestly surprised the Judge is entertaining it and its probably because "lol California".

It's worth noting that the Judge of this case, Wendy Chang, has quite an history of incompetence, maliciousness, and of allowing meritless cases to drag on. (archive)

Doesn't that sound familiar?


edit: this one review in particular seems especially familiar, down to the part where 2024 would have been the last possible year for this lolsuit to be done with. it would have gone to jury trial with no further delays by the end of this year.

 

[Fishcakes]

Wendy Chang

So, is that site just 0/10 she ruled against me - 10/10 she ruled for me? Every time?

 

[Based Yuu Narukami]

I had to read that highlight multiple times. The fact that this retard fumbled what should have been for all intents and purposes a slam dunk is beyond baffling. There is powerful niggatry at work here

 

[Corbax]

I had to read that highlight multiple times. The fact that this retard fumbled what should have been for all intents and purposes a slam dunk is beyond baffling. There is powerful niggatry at work here

Maybe Billy Mitchell actually is that powerful that he can snatch victory from the jaws of defeat every time.

 

[Fishcakes]

Maybe Billy Mitchell actually is that powerful that he can snatch victory from the jaws of defeat every time.

He has DSP power levels of dodging the seemingly inevitable it seems.
When it looks like you were going to lose, but it turns out your opponents lawyer is a gibbering lunatic retard... and you clutch out a private settlement behind closed doors instead of a public loss? Holy fuck.

 

[Nick Gars]

Worst of all, he's buddies with Vito the Pedo and he tried to deplatform Null because he was embarrassed Null made him look like a faggot.

Wait wait wait, Jobst is buddy buddy with FUCKING VITO?!

Yeah, I'm Team Billy now. Fuck Karl into the dirt, Billy, you magnificent cartoon character. His wife looks like an ironing board and speedrunning is fucking gay.

 

[Harm]

Wait wait wait, Jobst is buddy buddy with FUCKING VITO?!

Yep. Vito personally got him on the Biggest Pedophile in the Universe podcast very recently to discuss "charity scams" in an attempt to get Karl Jobst to start shitting on Eric July (it failed). It's almost enough to make you Team Billy. Fortunately, there's always Team "They All Suck."

 

[Fagnacious D]

Maybe Billy Mitchell actually is that powerful that he can snatch victory from the jaws of defeat every time.

The only reason I can possible think of is he has real life cheat codes.

1       CBBC-0D07 + 3CBC-0DA7 + DDBC-0D67       Always Win Courtcases
2       BDBA-D464                               Opponents Lawyer is always retarded
3       DFBA-D4D4                                Judge rules in your favor (most of the time)
4       D7BA-D4D4                               Easy endorsement deals
5       D0BA-D4D4                               Guinness World Records cannot be removed
6       D9BA-D4D4                               Emulation is undetectable (glitchy)

 

[Cats]

Or in Billy Mitchell's case, by some weird guy with weird refs

that creepy ninety year old man who looks like the shovel neighbor from Home Alone and probably showers in his referee costume. If you took it off there would probably be another one underneath (his skin; he is secretly a member of the extra-terrestrial Referee Species)

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

What law school did Tashroudian go to that told him that texting witnesses is a good idea? The farthest a reasonable person would get even without a law degree is halfway through writing the first text before going "wait, this is retarded" and deleting the whole thing.

You dare critique the tactics of someone who is clearly a graduate of the Ty Beard School of Law?

 

[SNU]

To all the people who are asking "who cares about donkey Kong?". No one cares about donkey Kong or the cheating. The thing people cared about was that its obvious he cheated and when people say he cheated he sues them. So for a while no one would would go to retard war over it. Someone would say he cheated, he'd threaten to sue, they'd retract their statement. That's how it was until twin galaxies went to retard war over it. It became a thing because most people don't like it when people keep getting litigious over stupid shit and saying "you can't say this or I'll sue".

 

[General Tug Boat]

TOTAL PAC MAN DEATH!

Irl footage of Billy celebrating his scores being put back on the leaderboard.

 

[Haramburger]

Considering the stakes are borderline nonexistent, I can't help but root for him to a certain extent he's such a two dimensional narcissistic cartoon villain.

You forget, he's an actual two dimensional narcissistic cartoon villain!

 

[PsychoJenny]

Billy could get a billion dollars from Twin Galaxies in a settlement and he would still be a fucking loser, and you know why? His record, reputation and legacy is fucking gone. Everyone knows hes a narc little pussy ass BITCH who no one wants to work with. 50 years from now people will look back on this pathetic manchild faggot and think "what a retard"

Also, anyone have a VOD of the stream where Null was making fun of Jobst? I'd like to see that

 

[beautiful person]

Also, anyone have a VOD of the stream where Null was making fun of Jobst? I'd like to see that

Here's a clip of Null making fun of him:
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[SlipNHonkMach2]

I miss the original Billy Mitchell, lot more interesting guy with a much more respectable ambition
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mitchell

 

[Based Yuu Narukami]

Here's a clip of Null making fun of him:
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So you’re telling me that the guy currently being sued because he was laughing at some 40/50 something idiot who was getting overly emotional over a record for a video game only a niche group of autists care about nowadays… got pissy because someone was laughing at his 30 something ass for getting emotional about a game record only a niche group of autists care about nowadays? “It’s like poetry, it rhymes”

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I don't care who "wins" at this point but no matter what, Mitchell spent so much money and time "proving" his scores in a video game from what 30 years ago were legitimate? Thats sad no matter how you spin it, this is all Billy has in his life is a score in a video game. No one now a days even knows who Billy is other then all this lawsuit crap and that's all he will be remembered for now. It's embarrassing this guy spent so much time and money for something no one cares about.

Thats really the fundamental issue here. Even Jobst admits this is sad. I cant imagine what home this guy goes to after he spends all day correcting a narrative that he himself lies about over donkey kong.