Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

IAmNotAlpharius said:
Coach didn’t deserve to die. I’d rather he didn’t because he had plenty of milk left.

What makes his death funny is that he always tried to portray himself as a genius that’s 6 steps ahead of everyone. And yet he couldn’t figure how retarded it is to speak out against the Ukrainian government, while in Ukraine, during an existential war. What makes it funnier is he moved there to avoid the inevitable fall of the West. I don’t understand why he didn’t just move to Russia in the first place.
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Televising his Great Escape was especially retarded, at least sperg from solidly Russian held territory like Crimea ffs
 
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Lemmingwiser said:
Put yourself in the shoes of a ukrainian soldier. You've already lost an uncle and three friends in the defensive war against russia. You barely survived yourself one time.
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they have bigger problems than to be worrying about passport bros
like not being given guns before contact is expected because they'd shoot themselves or their superiors, lol
 
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Lemmingwiser said:
Apparently he has health complications. Surely eastern european prisons have great health care. Apparently it took a long time for a ukranian hearing to admit and agree he had lung issues. Apparently those killed him. Maybe they killed him intentionally, maybe it is the neglect of ukrainian prisons. According to JF, Gonzalo was already a dying man.
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I think CRP said in a video he had heart failure and wasn't going to live super long. The lungs filling up could have been some kind of infection from prison or a side effect of his heart failure. He should have been on hospice and not spazzing out in a foreign country.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
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God acts in mysterious ways....
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I find it strange that the chilean goverment is more involved than USA which he spent most of his life in it . Its just baffling the man was first and foremost usa citizen besides the Tucker using his death as cudgel against the endless money bags being send to ukraine there is nothing . Not even Usa offical annoucment and wording some bs like " we will investigate " etc and then let it blow over and people forget about due to 24\7 news cycle .
 
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Sparkling Yuzu said:
I think CRP said in a video he had heart failure and wasn't going to live super long.
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You know how hyperbolic that retard was. This is the guy that kicked Main Event Andy Warski out of his bed at Knoxville so that he didnt have to sleep on the couch. I really wouldnt be surprised if part of the reason he pulled his border stunt is because the idea of roughing it in the western Ukrainian woods for one single night was so objectionable to him that he would have rather literally died in prison.
Sparkling Yuzu said:
The lungs filling up could have been some kind of infection from prison or a side effect of his heart failure.
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If the letter is to be believed, then they let him go months without antibiotics for pneumonia and pulmonary edema. Have you ever known anyone with those symptoms? If left untreated its a death sentence. Thats not some "whoopsy, guess he died naturally". They knew and let it happen.

edit: in fact the trauma that he detailed in his last video re: being punched repeatedly in the chest by a thug, could very plausibly have contributed to his contracting a pulmonary infection, or even just setting off a chain reaction of inflammation in a weak body.
 
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Atomic Ant said:
this misses the point so hard that it almost feels bad faith. I'm sure its great faith, the best faith AUGH YEAH

Ralph went abroad, got beat up by Portuguese nationals, and went home. What the fuck do you expect anyone to do about that? The US government cant hold foreigns accountable for what they did in their own country. The suggestion that my argument about Gonzo's case is comparable to Ralph in portugal, is rated R for Retarded.

A US passport was never a "fuck around the world without consequence" card and I dont think it should be. Any US national that gets caught diddling in Thailand should be put on a rocketship to Jupiter. This is not the same thing. Gonzo was being held for, and ultimately died for, a crime that IS NOT A CRIME IN AMERICA. In fact, its so much not a crime, that we have a national ethos based around it. Not only that, but he was being held by a government who is ENTIRELY BEHOLDEN to the United States and would be functionally forced to comply if anyone in the state department so much as picked up a fucking phone. Its extremely important to understand that in order to understand the angle of the argument here. Its really got nothing to do with Gonzo at all its a matter of principle, or rather, lack thereof.
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Wow, you really did work hard for a counterargument to mine. Very well-thought-out. I'm just going to reply with an image to those big arguments.

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(he just couldn't breathe)
 
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Atomic Ant said:
You know how hyperbolic that retard was. This is the guy that kicked Main Event Andy Warski out of his bed at Knoxville so that he didnt have to sleep on the couch. I really wouldnt be surprised if part of the reason he pulled his border stunt is because the idea of roughing it in the western Ukrainian woods for one single night was so objectionable to him that he would have rather literally died in prison.

If the letter is to be believed, then they let him go months without antibiotics for pneumonia and pulmonary edema. Have you ever known anyone with those symptoms? If left untreated its a death sentence. Thats not some "whoopsy, guess he died naturally". They knew and let it happen.

edit: in fact the trauma that he detailed in his last video re: being punched repeatedly in the chest by a thug, could very plausibly have contributed to his contracting a pulmonary infection, or even just setting off a chain reaction of inflammation in a weak body.
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Yeah it's definitely possible. I hope they do an autopsy in a competent country so we know what happened.
Protonigga Stole My Mail said:
Pretty sure he did a bit more than just talk shit about Ukraine. If I'm not misremembering he would talk about ways to sabotage things, such as putting gum and sticks places and shit, removing screws, marking buildings, and other stuff.
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He was posting film he took of military checkpoints and equipment. That is seriously illegal, more so than petty vandalism and shitting on a government.
 
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People in this thread underestimate the amount of people who legit care about Coach. Unless right wing media rallies around him he will live and die forgotten. Even if they do expect finger wagging at most. Were not getting project Anarchy 2.0
 
Lemmingwiser said:
You've learned he doesn't have the class or self control to be in house arrest. So he has to be imprisoned.
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You either
A. Put him on a flight to fuckin anywhere else (you can even use him as leverage, or as a "good will gesture" by making him convey a message of gratitude to his captors)
B. Let him languish in a prison until he dies because you're mad that you've lost hundreds of thousands of men, and are on the back foot, to the point you're now mobilizing your country's women, and proposing children be put to work.
Lemmingwiser said:
Enter chilean journalists that constantly calls your government an illegitimate regime ruled by a dictator. That takes videos and explains how certain areas are defended and posts them online. He is giving valuable propaganda for your enemy, potentially demoralizing your fellow fighters and potentially moralizing your enemy fighters. He seems fairly clueless, so you decide to clue him in. You rough him up a bit, imprison him a bit. Expose the enemy propaganda for being liars by making them believe he's dead and then after they reported his death, releasing him in house arrest.
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How fucking dumb is Ukraine's desperate propaganda now?
The government suspended elections.
The government conscripts soldiers and gives them 3 weeks of training, with little to no practical training.
The same government is asking other nations to deport Ukrainian citizens back Ukraine to fight and die.
This desperate government can't properly use a prisoner for leverage?
Russia literally got one of their old high value assets out of a US prison for a fuckin basketball player who was caught with some weed.
Biden unfroze 6 billion dollars worth of assets and gave clemency for five Iranians in exchange for five Americans.
Trump brought home 58 hostages in his time as President through his own negotiations.

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And we know that this American government is incompetent, and Ukraine wants money from them.

Afghanistan:
Lord Miles (War Tourist) was released to the UK.
Jere Van Dyk (Journalist) was released.
Kevin Cornwall (UN worker) was released.
And this is an Islamic theocracy giving up civilians of states (The UK/US) that literally declared war, labeled the Taliban terrorists, and tried to create their own proxy government while killing thousands of Taliban.1705180170982.png
Afghanistan's Taliban has better PR than Ukraine.
What is Ukraine going to get out of letting a man die of pneumonia in their custody? You think that Gonzalo was giving away "True and Honest" intel to the Russians on Ukrainian positions? As if Russia doesn't have satellites and drones that can look at every single checkpoint on the map?
The SBU knew about him the whole time LMAO. But this organization is so fucking up its own ass they can't see outside of their own perspective.
Even if he's not actually dead, and Ukraine is "merely pretending" he is to somehow "get a win" which sounds like utter bullshit, they're calling attention to themselves in the dumbest way possible, by shining a light on how they treat their prisoners.
Fuckin hell does no one understand statecraft anymore?
 
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Sparkling Yuzu said:
He was posting film he took of military checkpoints and equipment. That is seriously illegal, more so than petty vandalism and shitting on a government.
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I missed that if its true, and I would agree completely if it is. However my point still stands, why didnt he get extradited to face justice for that in America. He's an American citizen.
 
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Historical Strelkov said:
The SBU knew about him the whole time LMAO. But this organization is so fucking up its own ass they can't see outside of their own perspective.
Even if he's not actually dead, and Ukraine is "merely pretending" he is to somehow "get a win" which sounds like utter bullshit, they're calling attention to themselves in the dumbest way possible, by shining a light on how they treat their prisoners.
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My guys, I will try to be sincere. The SBU is Ukraine's KGB successor. The US does have sway with Ukraine, but it does not control it. Actual Ukrainian people (which I know) are scared or at least apprehensive of the SBU, which has pulled such shenanigans as killing Dugina with a bomb, and officers inside Russia.
Now, for context, if you are Ukrainian and you get a draft notice, and you avoid it and the SBU finds you, you can expect one hell of a beating, and a truck ride to the nearest needed trench. Even important people with "sway" have gotten picked off and sent to fight after being roughed up. They are no joke.

The mere thought that an ex-KGB agency would have mercy on you "just because you have an American passport, teehee" is beyond idiotic. Especially if you have leaked info that endangered Ukraine's military. Ukraine is an independent country and yes, America helps a ton, and so does Europe, but what happens in their borders, for the most part stays in their borders. The "Zelenskyy is Biden's puppet" is a meme. By the way, if you don't know, most Ukrainians don't speak a lick of English and have their own command structure. Unless Biden pulled some big diplomatic strings for Gonzalo (LMFAO) he was on his own, the moment he entered the dungeon.

Also, fuck Lira on a personal level. He's an autocratic fluffer. If this was 1775 he would be sucking King George III's dick the before the battle of Bunker Hill, panfleting about how the "red coats are finally saving us from those rebels"
 
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TheSockiestSock said:
People claiming he did more than shitpost like identifying checkpoints or broadcasting strategies to kill ukies should probably post proof he did those things.
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I don't believe them because the coach we all know and love (to laugh at) is way too incompetent to pull anything like that off successfully.
 
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