Disaster All 50 US States Under ‘Active’ Federal Weather Alerts - Hope you amerimutts have woodstoves and warm blankets . Reminder to get prepped because your grid is trash everywhere .

A ’very active pattern' is hitting the United States starting Friday, says the National Weather Service.
Multiple types of weather alerts were implemented in every U.S. state by the National Weather Service (NWS) on Friday, warning that “powerful winter storms” are slated to hit much of the country.
In a statement posted to X on Friday morning, the NWS warned that “a VERY active weather pattern, and EVERY state in the US has an active NWS Watch, Warning, or Advisory.”
“A powerful winter storm will bring heavy snow, strong winds, and blizzard conditions from the mid-Missouri Valley, Midwest to the Great Lakes through Saturday,” another NWS alert said. “Behind this system, dangerous frigid temperatures are likely across the Rockies and Plains through this weekend. Severe thunderstorms are possible across the Southeast today, with strong winds, hail, and a few tornadoes possible.”

The agency said that “dangerously cold Arctic air” will then hit the U.S. heartland starting this weekend. Temperatures are expected to remain below zero for the northern Plains region starting Friday morning, while temperatures of minus-20 to minus-30 degrees F or more are slated to hit the Plains states on Saturday morning without factoring in wind chill.

With wind chills, temperatures may go as low as minus-35 to minus-50 degrees for parts of the Plains states, the agency said. It noted that such wind chills could lead to frostbite in a matter of only minutes.
Other than the NWS, several private forecasters such as AccuWeather warned that the upcoming frigid weather will be the “coldest air for the southern Plains” states since late 2022. “In addition to the cold, there is a risk of freezing rain, sleet and even snow in the region,” the forecaster said.

“The coldest air of the winter season thus far, transported directly from northwestern Canada, will surge across the northern Rockies and northern Plains by Saturday,” AccuWeather meteorologist Jon Porter wrote. “That air will then drive all the way south into Texas and other Southern states on Sunday.”
Before that, though, winter storm warnings are now in effect for Great Lakes and Midwest states due to a storm currently trekking across the United States. According to the NWS’s Des Moines office, “storms of this magnitude are fairly rare with recurrence around once or twice per decade.”
By Friday morning, road crews in Iowa and Nebraska were struggling to keep ahead of the fast-falling snow.

The Iowa Department of Transportation’s road conditions map showed that virtually every major highway and interstate was partially or completely covered. The agency said driver visibility was “near zero” in some places, and wind-fueled drifts were quickly erasing the work of plow drivers.
The Iowa State Patrol posted photos of an icy wreck. “Please, don’t put yourself or others in danger,” the agency wrote. “The road conditions are extremely dangerous!” Blizzard warnings were issued in southwestern Minnesota on Friday.

In Kansas City, Missouri, black ice caused dozens of wrecks as freezing rain created any icy sheen over the roads. Temperatures in the mid-teens combined with wind of more than 20 mph created a bitterly cold wind chill of around 9 below zero.
As of Friday morning, hundreds of major airlines canceled or delayed flights at several airports, likely due to the poor weather conditions, according to FlightAware’s data. Chicago’s O'Hare Airport and Midway Airport canceled a large number of flights as the region braces for snow. Flights were also canceled or delayed in Denver, Seattle, Milwaukee, Detroit, Kansas City, and many more.
Earlier this week, multiple forecasters noted that the frigid air is due to the return of the Arctic mass of air known as the “polar vortex.”
“The stratospheric polar vortex is now stretching down across North America,” National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration scientist Amy Butler wrote on Tuesday afternoon.

The jet or Arctic air “will be pushed further south, and guess what that does? It opens up the freezer door,” said Fox Weather Meteorologist Kendall Smith. “All of that cold, arctic air that has been bottled up right over Canada, right over the Arctic, is going to be blasting its way right into the Lower 48.”
Frigid air is expected to inundate much of Texas and Oklahoma, too, starting this weekend and lasting into next week.
This week, the Electric Reliability Council of Texas (ERCOT) sent a warning from Jan. 15 to Jan. 17 due to “extreme cold weather” and elevated “electrical demand” could lower power reserves across Texas. ERCOT manages about 90 percent of the state’s power grid and has suffered energy shortfalls in recent years.
“ERCOT continues to closely monitor the winter weather moving in over the weekend and will deploy all available tools to reliably manage the grid,” ERCOT said in a Thursday post. “We will post daily updates to our social media channels during the ERCOT Weather Watch beginning Monday, January 15. At this time, grid conditions are expected to be normal, and there is not a current expectation of an energy emergency.”


 
In other news, water is wet. It's fucking WINTER in the US. We haven't had a harsh winter in years, we were due for one. Weather fluctuates. When I was a kid, it reached negative temperatures in winter. It reached over 105 degrees in the summer. It's called FUCKING WEATHER. I'm so tired of every storm, hurricane, heat wave, and snow storm being attributed to 'muh Climate Change. Fuck off and eat a bullet, you media troglodytes.
You gotta love when tornado season comes. Like, no shit, there sure seems to be a lotta them fuckers, what with urban fucking sprawl and the fucking internet reporting every fucking hangnail.
 
We get several days of frost warnings at around this time of year anyway, so I'll only start believing this is a big deal when it actually snows and sticks where I live. Yeah, there was an annoying layer of ice on my car this morning to scrape off, but there was no snow.
 
I keep hearing the grids are probably going to go down across the country. Idk if this is true but I guess stock up, frens.
 
The only people I wish the misfortune of succumbing to bitter cold upon are the ones who pass the snowplows in their cars even when all the lights are running and then crash in a ditch and expect you to pull over and help them.
 
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It's Grade A hot air BS!! It is an orchestrated attempt by Dems from Cali & NY to whip up Climate hysteria to force Texas to join the National grid system.

Californian Dems know they can't implement their decreed Only EV by 2035 plan without constant Blackouts, add in their and New York mandating No new Gas power Stoves. Their solution? Add a big power grid (Texas) to mitigate the fallout from the pro Climate laws. Because who needs that power more, the ELITE or dirty smelly texans???
What if I told you that a huge percent of the land area in California is actively rejecting a lot of this?

LA and San Francisco are two of the 58 counties. People in the other 56 counties have different opinions.
 
It's Grade A hot air BS!! It is an orchestrated attempt by Dems from Cali & NY to whip up Climate hysteria to force Texas to join the National grid system.

Californian Dems know they can't implement their decreed Only EV by 2035 plan without constant Blackouts, add in their and New York mandating No new Gas power Stoves. Their solution? Add a big power grid (Texas) to mitigate the fallout from the pro Climate laws. Because who needs that power more, the ELITE or dirty smelly texans???
Texas used to have an amazing power grid and we used to be able to export power. Then the California expats and other bugmen from blue shitholes moved here. Due to all of the environmentalists bullshit that has passed over the years on the federal level, building power plants is extremely expensive and whoever builds them will have to eat the cost for several years before they start to break even. There were also some levers that should have been pulled at the power plants that weren't in time because it wasn't expected to be as bad as it was.

The elites will have power regardless. During the Great Freeze of 2021 when people were going without power, there were people out of state that were on the Texas Grid because they were board members. Lots of those fuckers resigned when that was discovered. But Texas not being part of the national grid won't stop the elites from leeching off the grid system.
 
I'm the last guy on my block with running water. I can't believe people out here don't know you need to keep your water running in single digit temperatures.
 
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I'm getting emails from my natural gas provider telling me they're upping prices 50% to discourage people from using their pipelines and nastygrams from my electricity provider that their grid is getting too stressed.

I never liked my kitchen table set, guess it's time to burn that for heat because everything else is about to cost a king's ransom. It hasn't even hit zero degrees Fahrenheit here, worthless utility fucks.
 
I'm the last guy on my block with running water. I can't believe people out here don't know you need to keep your water running in single digit temperatures.
Do none of your neighbors have a furnace? Because it's below zero here right now and my water is just fine without running.
 
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How do Euros live like this?
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Say what you will over power grids not being as optimal as they could be for the occasional winter storm, because I’ll take that problem over this one.
 
How do Euros live like this?
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Say what you will over power grids not being as optimal as they could be for the occasional winter storm, because I’ll take that problem over this one.
Remember that most of Europe is on the same latitude as the Hudson Bay and once you get away from the coasts the effect of warm water from Africa or the Caribbean quickly dissipates.
It's not a coincidence that the one part of the continent best known for freezing cold weather is also the part isolated from an easy waterway to the south.
 
Do none of your neighbors have a furnace? Because it's below zero here right now and my water is just fine without running.
I've experienced below zero temps every year of my life and not once have I had a pipe freeze, nor have I taken any special measures to prevent it. My house is warm, therefore my pipes are warm. Hell, I've lost heat in the dead of winter for days and my pipes never froze.

I really don't get it. It must be something that only affects a certain area due to shitty insulation or something.
 
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