Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Robert Gayporn should probably point out that Jennifer had to go to court to pay half of his debt and will end up in court again. All because he decided to go to court to sue people and lost. Oh and that he went to court to get restraining orders and lost. And has been promising that people would be indicted for being a stalker for years now and nothing has happened. Seems like that could be fun. Or just posting his mugshot again
 
Alas, we all know he isn't in on the joke and is probably mild to severely ass chapped mike's using his shtick as a joke.
We can take it for granted that he tweeted at him from behind a block, as he does to all of his superiors with followings that dwarf his. Even Pat realizes he’s out of his depth against the likes of Ben Shapiro and Malice.
 
We can take it for granted that he tweeted at him from behind a block, as he does to all of his superiors with followings that dwarf his. Even Pat realizes he’s out of his depth against the likes of Ben Shapiro and Malice.
Wrong again, child. Pat is so fat his buoyancy is enough to keep him safely floating even the deepest waters. You however will enjoy drowning.
 
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Robert Gayporn should probably point out that Jennifer had to go to court to pay half of his debt and will end up in court again. All because he decided to go to court to sue people and lost. Oh and that he went to court to get restraining orders and lost. And has been promising that people would be indicted for being a stalker for years now and nothing has happened. Seems like that could be fun. Or just posting his mugshot again
Where does Jennifer get the idea that James O'Keefe has been indicted? For what?
 
I just remembered Pat's tweet about how he didn't find Norm Macdonald funny, and thought his friends were fucking with him or crazy when they told him so. And it was oddly heartwarming and hilarious to me, because one of Norm's favorite things to do when he was alive was fuck with people's minds and make them feel like they were going insane, and the people "in on" the joke would be cackling while the people he was fucking with would feel like they were being gaslighted.

and that's just Patrick's entire life now, forever. Like Norm Macdonald's ghost is fucking with him forever instead of spending time with his family.
 
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No stalker child. Pat posting is not a meme to be used to make fun of me, my addiction to twitter, and how retarded I am. It is in fact, you, who are the messed up ones. Enjoy prison
Malice net worth, at least a million. Multi-time best seller.
Patrick's net worth, negative $50k at the very least. No one knows who the fuck he is.
"Rent free!"
 
Quick update on the Michael Malice situation and afterwards, a slight tangent.

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Note that among the Funsters mocking Jen, there are semi-civilians, including Brian Keene, one of Jennifer's author colleagues who stomped her a while back.

Now the slight tangent:

We've discussed how Boomia, Dan and HoneyBadger (and Ms HoneyBadger's bazzongas, bless her) really know how to get Pat riled up. But I'd like to argue that Patty Meatloaf is getting close to the Pantheon, because she can make the pig dance in the most inventive ways.

Now she has decided that since Pat believes he's a great comedian, he'd definitely enjoy a few dumb dad jokes about some of his takes. That's it, a silly joke and nothing more.
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It's dumb. It's simple. It's harmless. It's meaningless.

And that is something Pat just won't stand for.
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Look again at the silly jokes above: every single one has one response. Can you guess from whom?

This is why Jennifer is the perfect lolcow: it is easy to find someone who'll chimp out when being trolled hard. But it takes a very special kind of person to act so incredibly stupid and publicly waste his life away responding to the mildest of ribbings.

It's these little things take make him so compelling... even when he's not actually doing anything, there's always, always, this basal, background level of autism that guarantees you'll get at least a little chuckle.

To summarize:
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While the Patverse has an imense mass,
his fast Girth Inflation Period made it so his density is very low (mostly blubber). Low, but never zero: you can always identify the Backgroud Autism Radiation.

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Here at the Church of Pat we accept stalker children from all walks of life, regardless if you are a well known author or a first name bunch of numbers. Partake in communion with us as we create cracker sandwiches in Pat's honor.

This Walmart brand Ritz cracker represents our earthly bonds, fragile and salty, which we break as he broke his own bonds.
This homemade pepperoni represents his flesh, ample and sweet, which we eat to honor those sacrificed for Pat.
This Wisconsin cheddar represents his fat, buttery and mild, which we eat so we may be fat like him.

Wipe your mouth with the sacramental Scott paper towel and take this red Solo cup filled with Pabst because it was on sale. Please open up your Bibbles to Book 1 of Children of a Dead Earth, turn to chapter 7 and may we all enjoy prison this Sunday morning.
 
"Enjoy prison" is a very thick quip. In just two words, he encapsulates a stoic attitude to our environment. Even though we are in this prison of flesh there's nothing preventing us from enjoying it. The right attitude towards this bondage our souls are in is to enjoy our imprisonment for it is passing in nature.

The tragic genius of Patrick S. Tomlinson is that he instructs those he hates to enjoy this prison we're in, while he himself does not enjoy it at all. Every Xeet, he adds another chain to his earthly bondage and pushes himself further from enjoyment. One day, when his corpse is put to the eternal rest, all the surviving stalkers will completely understand his prophetic words - Enjoy prison, for I have not.
 
It would seem Patrick’s pepperoni has more uses than just for eating.
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Dear god does the sentence "the bartenders there know to leave me alone" suggest some truly kino IRL patcawntent having played out in years past. Either...

a) fat tried to make cringy and likely creepy smalltalk with the bartender who after trying repeatedly to make him get the hint told him bluntly to fuck off, and this is simple cope​
b) fat tried to make cringy and likely creepy smalltalk with the bartender who in a moment of genius pulled a "
wow
you look like you are really busy with that uh.....christmas carol book of yours....i dont want to interupt an author at work, and I will let all my colleagues know to leave you alone and let you tap out your masterpiece, no need to thank me nigga" which effectively checkmated fat from ever talking to them again lest he admit to them and himself he is as lazy as he is fat and gay and having of the bitch tits​
c) a bartender made the exceptionally ill advised move of vaguely interacting with fat when he was at a terminal seethe stage of being trolled, resulting in a loud and furious NO-CHILDing in front of the entire bar, causing fat to be actively ignored by all and sundry and only allowed to keep attending the bar due to the thousands he pisses away there a month on coors light and peanuts​
Now he just sits there like a freshly laid turd on the bar that nobody wants to be saddled with wiping up and throwing out the door at the nearest hobo no matter how much he stinks up the place because of how miserable such a job would be for the minimum wage brigade
This is why fatricks novels take 10x longer than they should. He can’t write for his own pleasure, he has to do it in front of everyone. He wants everyone to ask him about what he’s working on and probably tells them he’s too busy to talk because he wants to look like an important writer
 
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"Enjoy prison" is a very thick quip. In just two words, he encapsulates a stoic attitude to our environment. Even though we are in this prison of flesh there's nothing preventing us from enjoying it. The right attitude towards this bondage our souls are in is to enjoy our imprisonment for it is passing in nature.

The tragic genius of Patrick S. Tomlinson is that he instructs those he hates to enjoy this prison we're in, while he himself does not enjoy it at all. Every Xeet, he adds another chain to his earthly bondage and pushes himself further from enjoyment. One day, when his corpse is put to the eternal rest, all the surviving stalkers will completely understand his prophetic words - Enjoy prison, for I have not.
No stalker child, Pat has shattered the earthly bonds of desire and greed and has ascended to a state of Zen..enjoy your earthly prison of desires stalker child.
 
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