🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Rage Pig]

Ralph is drunkenly weaving a fantasy where he raises $20,000 to stream with Jim and losing his mind on someone who said Jim would want more than that in order to appear with Ralph.

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Amazing how angry he gets, he needs the life changing 20k. In that moment he's talking to the Cancer Man, like he talked to Andrew Tate and O'Day Simpson.

Uploading videos seems bugged, there is a clip of him cursing the Cancer Man for having the audacity to ask for more than 20k.

https://twitter.com/Dookiewave/status/1746364318101438755?t=Lgnu1lj8XaSbaMqOyx0noQ&s=19

Cancer Man reaction.


Ralph went to lunch and streamed the event, without any filters.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph went to lunch and streamed the event, without any filters.

Good Lord his arms have their own gunt flaps.
This man is an eldritch abomination.

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

It's really weird that Ralph is still wearing his wedding ring considering how much he brags about Pantsuela.

$20K is really oddly specific. I wonder how much debt is actually in Ralph's name, and how many debt collectors can actually do something about it. I have to imagine that most of his worries are coming from the child support that could/will cause him to get his passport revoked.

 

[fridgesama]

It's really weird that Ralph is still wearing his wedding ring considering how much he brags about Pantsuela.

$20K is really oddly specific. I wonder how much debt is actually in Ralph's name, and how many debt collectors can actually do something about it. I have to imagine that most of his worries are coming from the child support that could/will cause him to get his passport revoked.

he already has the passport. I really wouldn't be surprised if he tries to show up to visit his son like he claimed he would.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

is it true that percip stop licking his gunt?

They had a row because Ralph keeps getting blasted.

His "Chief of Staff" has been let go because the budget can't stretch to a paid Gunt Guard and a "Girlfriend".

 

[Shush]

Killstream - 1/13/24

Spoiler: Godwinson

Godwinson cucked - always hated

Big reveal

Abandoned baby

Godwinson needs writers

Spoiler: Metokur

Metokur wants to talk - make 20 grand

Spoiler: Ralphathunder

Coach Red Pill

Chief of staff - mowing lawns - cutting costs - moving

Metokur wants more money - 20 grand can changes lives

Spoiler: Misc

Pig rages

Pumping iron

Top of the Sektor - KoP uses his kids as bait for pedophiles

Had a fall - civil stuff

Kick verification

Ralphatease

Doesnt have kids - Godwinson/Elaine know who swatted his kids

Wants to marry new gf

Cost of living - bills

Misses gf - loves cats

YOBA

Spoiler: Perspicacity call-in (Full)

TLDW: I don't know.

Spoiler: Elaine call-in (Full)

TLDW: Swatting, flirting, sektor talk

 

[Truly Rural]

I was so disgusted with this Elaine person. I read her name all the time in Gunt chat or whereever but knew nothing about her. She sat there listening Ralph telling her his fantasies about raping her, and took it silently without even pretending to have some dignity. Even May would react against that in some way.

Also second base is above waist, namely boob play, not fingering you absolute moron of a pig.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Also second base is above waist, namely boob play, not fingering you absolute moron of a pig.

No? That would imply there is a mystical 4th base between 2nd and home, thus ruining the baseball analogy.

 

[Rage Pig]

I was so disgusted with this Elaine person. I read her name all the time in Gunt chat or whereever but knew nothing about her. She sat there listening Ralph telling her his fantasies about raping her, and took it silently without even pretending to have some dignity. Even May would react against that in some way.

Also second base is above waist, namely boob play, not fingering you absolute moron of a pig.

His power fantasies are so ridiculous, there is video evidence of his sad sex life. "Imma grab you by the throat and bend you over, and then I'll use my free hand to lift my gunt and search for my tiny dick, and then I'll make you cum 48 times in a row, you just wait with your sweet pussy!"

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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WTF is wrong with his face? What are all those black dots? Road rash? Blackheads? Pre-rosacea outbreak?

 

[JAKL II]

WTF is wrong with his face? What are all those black dots? Road rash? Blackheads? Pre-rosacea outbreak?

Yes.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

His power fantasies are so ridiculous, there is video evidence of his sad sex life. "Imma grab you by the throat and bend you over, and then I'll use my free hand to lift my gunt and search for my tiny dick, and then I'll make you cum 48 times in a row, you just wait with your sweet pussy!"

"Think face sitting is fun, babe? I'll give you a face gunting and you'll experience a redefinition of an orgasm!"

 

[GuntPatrol]

Spoiler: Elaine call-in (Full)

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TLDW: Swatting, flirting, sektor talk

"I've also heard... um... that he left... uh... because your pussy was so good, but... your... but, but... he never fucked you. So, like... that doesn't work out. Uh... I mean, your pussy probably is... I... I don't know... maybe it is good, but um... but do you know anything about that?"

What a charmer.

 

[Um...]

WTF is wrong with his face? What are all those black dots? Road rash? Blackheads? Pre-rosacea outbreak?

His face (unfiltered) is always fucked up. Here it is in a different phase of whatever is going on

where it’s all red and scabby and crusty. And to add to all the sexxy he has acne all over his chest.
and this too

And the chin flap

What a specimen.

He was crying about “muh *gurlfrand*‘ yesterday (like anyone’s falling for that story.)
- ‘it’s haarrd livin all the way across the country from muh gurlfrand’
- ‘that’s why ah’ve been upset lately, cuz ah don’t have muh gurlfrand’
- ’she’s not a whore. Ah know this because of certain information that ah have’
- ‘not gonna share that information wif yew’

And best of all, this
- ‘She’s all I have here in mexico… that and muh cats’

He’s clinging to this hooker for emotional support like a toddler clings to his blankie. Looking for a new mommy to take care of him and feed him.

and tuck him in at night and make him feel better when he’s sad, just like Pantsu used to.

So do you think Mexican Pantsuela is down for that? I think not.

 

[gh0stiexo]

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I hear hospital gowns are in this season.

 

[SargonF00t]

WTF is wrong with his face? What are all those black dots? Road rash? Blackheads? Pre-rosacea outbreak?

Black tar heroin making it's way through his skin.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Sober Sundays LIVE NOW ON KICK LFG!*

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*Sam Losco's Wife makes no claim that Ralph is actually sober. Any claim that Ralph is sober is subject to scrutiny under Mexican law.

 

[porkWellington]

Think Dick might be soft-disavowing Ralph. Ralph tried to get him to call in last night, first shouting Dick out on his show, then sending a text and even saying "if you ignore this, I know what message that's sending" or something to that effect and Dick didn't respond. I think Ralph said it was also Dick's idea getting Ralph and Riley back together, maybe Dick's goal is to wrangle his tards that will do anything for him into his own Fish Tank?

At the very least, think it's only going to be a matter of time til he starts yelling "DIDDLER DAX" on his show when they hit his sub goals.

Ralph's still got his intro going 20 minutes strong, why do that if you don't even have anything prepared? He's been talking with the chat about the paypig who blocked him. Now the paypigs are debating whether the other guy's gonna charge back "he better not charge back that'll be stupid" lmao

Within 5 minutes of getting on camera, Ralph's officially begun the "X call in". He's so desperate for content and the sad thing is nobody even wants to dunk on him.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Think Dick might be soft-disavowing Ralph.

he's been soft-disavowing him ever since he started "missing flights" and breaking limbs to avoid going to Ralph's events

 

[porkWellington]

Ajam has Ralph by the balls. Guess Ralph's concerned about Ajam cashing-back since he essentially gave Ralph $1000 yesterday.

Now Ralph's threatening to release DMs. "I don't normally do those things" lmfao.

"Just come back in the chat bro, did the Casino Bros get into your head?" This is some real abuser-type behavior he switched into it seamlessly.