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FinnSven said:
Why are you worried?

What could Chris possibly say that would be damaging?
The Troons at large just plain make up shit about us, keffals has claimed on several occasions that kiwifarms is responsible for suicides and swattings.

Chris being manipulated to repeat these things doesn’t make it more believable.
Chris is a literal motherfucking rapist and claims he is Jesus.
He now gets told to leave Conventions even if it doesn’t appear that he has done anything wrong.

Who gives a fuck if he claims kiwifarms does this or that?
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Yep and Chris is too retarded to just repeat some made-up story without fucking it up. He will just go off about Null being the bad guy for calling the cops on him when he stole money from his mom's account, the same mom he raped and that he absolutely couldn't come into contact with, her belongings included. That will go well.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Chris Chan will be on Keffals stream on Tuesday the 16th
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I wonder what will be discussed.

I wonder whether even Keffals audience will criticize blatantly using a highly autistic individual for a way to gain superchat money. Probably not as this won't be the first highly autistic individual brought on stream, the last one was a commie revolutionary larper who wore a beret.
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I can't even imagine what this stream will be like.
Is keffals seriously gonna try to defend some clearly mentally ill man who molested his own mother from "muh kiwi cyberbullies"?
 
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The Mass Shooter Ron Soye said:
Nooo! You will be the one to burn, toxic sinner troll!
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It’s funny because Chris absolutely believes that he is without sin and is better than everyone else… despite violating YAHWEH’s plan for sex, sexuality, gender, etc… 1 Corinthians 6:9, Romans 1:27-28, romans 6:23, 3:23, etc… not that he knows anything about the Bible or YHWH
 
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Punished Neco said:
Chris Chan will be on Keffals stream on Tuesday the 16th
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I wonder what will be discussed.

I wonder whether even Keffals audience will criticize blatantly using a highly autistic individual for a way to gain superchat money. Probably not as this won't be the first highly autistic individual brought on stream, the last one was a commie revolutionary larper who wore a beret.
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I feel like I’m gonna need to boot up Tor soon.
 
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“…And I looked up and beheld a fat horse, with a fat rider, and the world was enveloped in darkness as sackcloth, and the smell was of stinkditch, and desperation. Then a fake fart blasted, and the stars collided, and a voice came from above as to deafen me, announcing the end of the farms was nigh. And at first there was stunning silence followed by the laughter of a thousand Kiwis, followed by a blinding light and a cry of “You shall never pass unto others as woman!” And my heart was lifted and the darkness parted…”
 
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Volmsaiyan said:
Lucas is desperate AF. Goes to show just how low & hard up he is. Trying to get attention, make money & " Farms iz bad". Going to be hilarious when getting close to the motherfucker has irl consequences for lucas.
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Like if Chris shows up at Lucas’s house and refuses to leave or something.

Or randoms start calling Lucas’s mum to tell her that Lucas is planning a threesome with her, Lucas and Chris Chan.
 
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McSchlomo said:
Calling it now: This will end up not actually happening.
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It'll happen, the person (Caden) who is head tard wrangler currently is making a lot of money off of him. Caden will make certain Chris appears as it means more money.
BMO_ said:
ween who owns his house tried to grow shrooms so... This is actually possible.
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He didn't try, he did, he was selling them on campus. He only got caught because his landlord stumbled onto his setup while he was out.
 
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ahh yes. All is right in the world. Keffals will become a ween.
I think he is gonna try to steer Chris in a particular direction which is basically impossible for Chris. Then chris might volunteer that he will not be keffals sweetheart because he is trans and they cannot have biological children together.
 
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