DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
jealously side phil strikes again
Phil is so autistic that he can’t tell if a comedy video is real or not. The ET guy is “harassing” poor people because he did a stone cold impression. He has to be the moral authority on pranks now.

And the man who wrote poopy and wee wee humor in project 7 is criticizing others, calling them suckers, for making comedy videos.

Can he not be an insufferable and miserable prick for once?
 
In Phil's youtube rant today when he was whining that unclaimed memberships should still count he said, "the whole point of gifted memberships is to help the streamer".
That means during December when he was HARD begging for gifted memberships with his "tis the season, as they say" line like it was for the chat's benefit, he was really saying "It's the season of giving so give me your money". What a lunatic. It's Christmas so give me a present.
 
In Phil's youtube rant today when he was whining that unclaimed memberships should still count he said, "the whole point of gifted memberships is to help the streamer".
That means during December when he was HARD begging for gifted memberships with his "tis the season, as they say" line like it was for the chat's benefit, he was really saying "It's the season of giving so give me your money". What a lunatic. It's Christmas so give me a present.
I think that the only paypigs that want to use paypal so DSP can dox them are the whales / dolphins, going through Alphabet gives you more benefits as a customer than paypal. DSP likely realizes this and is why he so heavily promotes giving him money through Alphabet, along with tips.
 
Off-topic but did DSP ever play trackmania? Or a similar racing game? I’m having a schizo moment where I think remember him failing the same desert track over and over and over again, for 30 minutes straight, gave me a good laugh back in the day. I’m currently trying to find the video with no avail :'(
 
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Off-topic but did DSP ever play trackmania? Or a similar racing game? I’m having a schizo moment where I think remember him failing the same desert track over and over and over again, for 30 minutes straight, gave me a good laugh back in the day. I’m currently trying to find the video with no avail :'(
The 2 big racing games where he failed on desert tracks that I remember are Need for Speed: Payback and Forza Horizon 5.


 
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I'm convinced Phil has legit brain damage, or actually believes his own bullshit
It's both. He's a heavy drinker and a retard who believes his own bullshit on top of being such a narc he can NEVER admit he was at fault or that he was in the wrong or misunderstood something.
He acts like it chat that begged for bubbles when it was his idea and he just offered to blow bubbles out of the blue, which left a lot of people reall confused because of how childish it was. Now hes too mature for it and above it after suggesting and buying two 'bubble blowing bubble guns' for the stream. He's a lazy pig thats why he got rid of it he was sick of wiping the soap residue off everything
 
how can anyone seriously stay subscribed to phil's channel

your inbox gets filled with too many videos with thumbnails with his ugly face in them and constant community posts of his schedule

edit: and that's just his main channel and after he made his videos longer instead of splitting them into a million, ten minute long parts
 
I'm convinced Phil has legit brain damage, or actually believes his own bullshit because he blew those stupid fucking bubbles for like a year straight before LTG hit back at him for making fun of his dumb Thanos gauntlet

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The first sighting of bubbles was when Phil started rambling about blowing bubbles as a kid out of nowhere. The 39 year old childless man realized he in fact owned a bubble blower. He then pulled it out and started blowing bubbles. Chat was blown away at how autistic I mean meaningful this was. He went on to point out that these were "mini bubbles" and not "big bubbles" but he could blow "big bubbles" if he wanted to. He continued to inform his audience "I like blowing bubbles in the wind" and that it was "kinda nice".
Timestamp is at 19:28 if link doesn't work.

Phil LOVES bubbles and is only pretending he doesn't because he knows the trolls laugh at him for it. You are all bullies.
 
how can anyone seriously stay subscribed to phil's channel

your inbox gets filled with too many videos with thumbnails with his ugly face in them and constant community posts of his schedule

edit: and that's just his main channel and after he made his videos longer instead of splitting them into a million, ten minute long parts
Its the only reason I don't have a sub so I can call him a fat gay retard on his chat. Even letting my poor inbox be subjected to that for 24 hours is too much. I made it like 6 before I gave up.
 
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