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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
Someone needs to draw.. A kind of mix between a Tranch / KGEXU family tree, crossed with one of those big video game maps or something.


Shit it way too confusing, even if they didn't all have minimum 2 irl pre and post troon names each, replete with several middle names, and a bunch of different online handles that are all somehow similar to each other.

The sheer amount of them all looking and presenting more or less the same, using the same type of avatars (actual semper Kev, for using his ugly face to keep things straight for him at least)

But EVEN if they didn't have all that, the sheer amount of these losers now would still require some manner of explanatory key.

I couldn't even begin to do it.
 
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a bit late, but; Never Forget

-Lets call it a retrospective;

an interesting, haunting to almost horror film-esque levels, comparative document on exactly how badly the Tranpacaust victims must have suffered; How much work was there to be done, which simply was not.
there are so, so many damning lines in this video.
RIP, fr fr.
such green, green grass...so few alpacss..so much effort, into administering such regular, expensive shots ....could the wasteland have fended off potential parasites...? 🌈
the whole thing, every little bit of knowledge, just makes it all worse.
 
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Loseryote is out of the hospital and his account is now private. I was unable to grab the tweet but it said "out da hospital."
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Catmannjew said:
Loseryote is out of the hospital and his account is now private. I was unable to grab the tweet but it said "out da hospital."
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So yeah, he was held in, and did they take his phone away. Must have been moderately serious.
Dang it, the adventure was cut short.
 
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Catmannjew said:
Loseryote is out of the hospital and his account is now private. I was unable to grab the tweet but it said "out da hospital."
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There's something really sad about undergoing a serious medical issue that requires you to be retained under observation, and one of your first actions on the way out is "I better check my twitter". That really should be a wakeup call for you, if somehow the rest of the shitshow you're living in wasn't enough.
 
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Patreon updates:

A few videos managed to get through the lockdown.











Admittedly nothing too interesting or revelatory.

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They are still dumping bales on the ground and letting it all get scattered about and get mixed in with the grass and dirt and shit. Also the injured alpaca seemed especially fearful when trying to eat from the bale.

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Although they have learned how to use the black plastic trough. That's an improvement.

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The sheep still hasn't been shaved, and there's something seriously wrong with its ass.

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Also there's now alpaca shit piles starting to form in the yard, which of course they're not going to clean up.

Anywho, on a more interesting note they recently changed their name to Tenacious Unicorns
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👀 Seems like Penny's looking to start the whole thing back up. Says they're gonna start doing yarn again next year (:optimistic:) and that their exile from Westcliffe was just "recovery time."
 
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Godchu said:
Seems like Penny's looking to start the whole thing back up.
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I've caught up with everything since Christmas. The filler arc was funny, and I found myself oddly relieved that three troonsicles weren't recovered from the Colorado wilderness, but now the new arc can properly begin.
 
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Godchu said:
👀 Seems like Penny's looking to start the whole thing back up. Says they're gonna start doing yarn again next year (:optimistic:) and that their exile from Westcliffe was just "recovery time."
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Hasn't this useless faggot condemned enough innocent animals to a horrible, torturous death and then buried them in mass graves, by his own admission?
 
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Godchu said:
Seems like Penny's looking to start the whole thing back up. Says they're gonna start doing yarn
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Fuck yes! The thread shall never die.
It’s coming up on a year since they abandoned Westcliffe tranch and locked down to avoid scrutiny.

If they’re “opening back up” in some way they’ll have to engage at least a little bit on socials, and I suspect a few people haven’t forgiven and forgotten…

AfghanBlue said:
could the wasteland have fended off potential parasites...?
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Possibly sort of yes. The more lush and green the pasture, the worse the parasite problem is. The worm or larvae or whatever is carried in slugs and snails and gets eaten along with grass. Then the alpaca will start to suffer within 30 days, and if not treated will have permanent neurological damage. Literally brain worms, bad way to go.

So did the barren desert help? Maybe yes, to some extent. But food contaminated with feces will also transmit the parasite, and they certainly had that problem, with the crowding and hay being trampled all over the place.
As the video mentioned, this is the reason they evolved to shit in one place to minimize the risk.

I would hazard a guess that a lot of the herd died off due to this - theres’s no way they were giving preventative shots to every animal every month. The treatment is Ivermectin. Now, if they’d been buying this regularly, don’t you think they’d enjoyed seething about Q-tards buying it all up during covid and causing a shortage?
Anyway. As discussed before, here is what the pasture surrounding their new place can look like… hope they’re learned to give those shots.

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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
I've caught up with everything since Christmas. The filler arc was funny, and I found myself oddly relieved that three troonsicles weren't recovered from the Colorado wilderness, but now the new arc can properly begin.
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I woke up in a cold sweat and upset from a nightmare this morning.

Now I can go back to bed with a smile on my face looking forward to a different kind of nightmare, albeit this one more entertaining.
 
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