Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[densedance]

Apparently he still reads comments on his old videos. This one is from that Valentine Romantic Dinner video.

 

[lindsayfan]

@LustrousMelons' avi inspired me to go on a lil Jackspedition, back to the past when he had TWO working meat claws, to find the actual video it was from.

ok guys, it was totally worth it. lots of wet chewing noises, the humming mouth-full moans were good, A plus, be sure and check it out. ok guys, love you.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

@LustrousMelons' avi inspired me to go on a lil Jackspedition, back to the past when he had TWO working meat claws, to find the actual video it was from.

ok guys, it was totally worth it. lots of wet chewing noises, the humming mouth-full moans were good, A plus, be sure and check it out. ok guys, love you.

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Leave and never return.

 

[AnOminous]

Just imagine shitting 5 pounds a day.

He doesn't shit that much, he just swells up so much from being completely full of shit that if you beat the shit out of him he'd almost be at normal weight.

 

[Whaler]

What I’m wondering about is the degree to which his health would need to dramatically fail in order for him to lose the energy to continue posting on social media or YouTube.

He'd die before giving up on posting about how he was correct about his Carnivore diet, even if it means having Tammy epoxying his phone to his hand and using voice chat to tell people he's healthier than he's ever been before slumping over in his scooter.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Jack would have to be paralyzed and unable to speak for him to stop using any form of social media.

 

[p1138]

This is exactly why he openly wept when his dead claw was momentarily brought back to life via electro-nerve therapy as if it was a life-changing development and why as soon as he left the home he didn't give a shit about PT or literally any measure to capitalize on his gains. Jack, like so many deathfats, exists in the Eternal Now, and Now means FUD and SIDDOWN. Nothing else is important, not even regaining body function.

Hell, it's more basic than that.

If you lost your ability to wipe your own ass, but knew you could regain that ability, wouldn't you do it? Fatty could still have a dead arm, and be overweight but have enough mobility that he could at least shit and not require assistance.

 

[densedance]

If you lost your ability to wipe your own ass, but knew you could regain that ability, wouldn't you do it? Fatty could still have a dead arm, and be overweight but have enough mobility that he could at least shit and not require assistance.

I am allways asking myself how much dignity or face does this guy have? He knows exactly what he's doing & realisticaly he should know that he shovels his own grave. Either he eats grass the next time, or he's in a more vegetable state where he's bed ridden & Tammy has to do service for him 24/7.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Let’s be honest, vegetables are only as good as the cook that makes them. His autistic rage against vegetables says more about his savant ability to screw up the simplest dish than anything else.

I get that it’s part of his cosplay as a ketotard, but it’s not like he ate fruit and vegetables before that. Jack knows only three vegetables: salsa, pizza, and tortilla chips.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I am allways asking myself how much dignity or face does this guy have? He knows exactly what he's doing & realisticaly he should know that he shovels his own grave. Either he eats grass the next time, or he's in a more vegetable state where he's bed ridden & Tammy has to do service for him 24/7.

I don’t think it’s about dignity. It has always been about laziness with him. I mean look at his channel, some of his more “popular” (if you can call them that) recipes are lazy man dishes. If he can find a shortcut for something, you know damn well he will take it. I think this same thought/theory/life mantra spills over into his every day life. “God will heal my arm” rather than putting in the effort for physical therapy after the 2018 stroke was the ultimate lazy man’s lasagna.

I really think the only reason he showed us the video with him at the nursing home doing therapy was because either Tammy put her foot down (lol), or because the insurance told him flat out he had to do it or they wouldn’t cover the hospital stay. I don’t know, I guess it’s possible he got some motivation after it happened, but only to get the next Arby’s meal.

He always falls off the wagon on these health regiments. He did it with p90x, he did it with profile by Fatford, and now just when he allegedly was turning a corner with the latest stroke (“I am walking without a cane, praise Jesus!”….sure you are Jack) he sabotages himself yet again with eating whole chickens in one sitting.

It’s only a matter of time until the next health incident.

Many such cases.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

@LustrousMelons' avi inspired me to go on a lil Jackspedition, back to the past when he had TWO working meat claws, to find the actual video it was from.

ok guys, it was totally worth it. lots of wet chewing noises, the humming mouth-full moans were good, A plus, be sure and check it out. ok guys, love you.

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This is obscene. I've seen porn that didn't make me as uncomfortable as this does.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Jack, your whole life has been a cheat.

 

[fag0rz]

Jack would have to be paralyzed and unable to speak for him to stop using any form of social media.

He'll be rolling around in a fully automated wheelchair like Captain Pike in TOS Star Trek. Two beeps means MOAR, one beep means GUD.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Yeah I don't know how the myth became so prevalent that the rotisserie chickens are chickens from the meat department that were about to go bad. Grocery stores sell so many that there's no way there would ever be enough chickens to go around if they were just relying on whatever didn't sell in the meat department.

Probably because it's happened enough in the past that it's become a thing. The quickest way to extend the life of meat that's about to go bad is to cook it. So I could see some supermarket use those chickens for that purpose. A place like Costco that sells so many of them? Yeah they'd need to go through a lot of unsold chicken to make up for what they sell.

We'll have to get Jack's opinion on if rub is a seasoning (gud) meat (meat is meat, gud) or a carrot (scary).

It doesn't matter to him so long as there's lots of salt and no SHUGAR in the rub.

Apparently, dialysis is quite effective in clearing alcohol from the bloodstream; if you drink heavily and undergo dialysis shortly afterward, you will probably clear up and not even see the shadow of a hangover.

But Fatty is a CHRISTIAN and he doesn't drink. Except he totally does when Hammy isn't looking.

I would wonder however if he's trying to hide his drinking during his time on this diet of his. Alcohol isn't allowed on CARNIVORE. Can Jagoff last a month without taking a shot every so often?

I am allways asking myself how much dignity or face does this guy have? He knows exactly what he's doing & realisticaly he should know that he shovels his own grave. Either he eats grass the next time, or he's in a more vegetable state where he's bed ridden & Tammy has to do service for him 24/7.

If he had a shred of dignity he wouldn't show videos of himself smashing BBQ Bacon Bourbon Burgers from Wendy's into his mouth so the sauce literally shoots out the side and down his face.

Should be cued up to that point. Here's the direct link if the site is being stupid: https://youtu.be/GAETifKJ5ys?si=hRMsO15hskiKKQfB&t=344

 

[AnOminous]

“God will heal my arm” rather than putting in the effort for physical therapy after the 2018 stroke was the ultimate lazy man’s lasagna.

He'll go to Hell for that if God is a thing. God put him in the richest part of the world and sent him doctors and physical therapists and he told God's agents to go fuck themselves and demanded God just fix everything with no effort from him. "God will heal my arm" is pretty much blasphemous by that measure.

 

[p1138]

It's MONDAY!!!

lol, I don't believe these numbers. Somehow they're all magically the lowest they've been when this fool has had his BP through the roof. In fact, because his BP is 139/83 I'm inclined to believe he lowered the first number and didn't think about the 2nd as it's the first number people were initially harping on him about.

Claims he's feeling and doing better. Movement is getting "easier, nothing major". Says he heard CARNIVORE can cure(not treat, reduce, etc. but CURE) toe fungus(ewww. this fool has had athletes foot this whole time? I guess it's not like he can wash his feet so that tracks), skin tags(yes, somehow only eating meat will cause skin tags to just disappear). Says his numbers look good(139/83 is still horrendous), claims 10 pounds in 15 days(Tammy says 11 or 12, he thinks 10 and tells "you guys" to calculate). Feels good, isn't hungry. Saw french fries on TV and isn't having cravings(sure because his craving was MEAT and he's just eating GUD MEAT).

edit: I just realized Fatty managed to doublepost this to FB like a dumbass. Also he apparently went to the Nashville zoo the other day... at night to look at pretty lights and not be able to see animals like a moron. Also said he's going to film 2 episodes of fat-on-the-go. I wonder if he's going to be "reviewing" the food stands at the zoo or something stupid.

 

[densedance]

"reviewing" the food stands at the zoo or something stupid.

This fat fuck is probably going to review some Hotdog stand where he's telling us that he of course didn't eat the Bread.

"This is gud gois"

 

[SpiceyHuman]

He'll go to Hell for that if God is a thing. God put him in the richest part of the world and sent him doctors and physical therapists and he told God's agents to go fuck themselves and demanded God just fix everything with no effort from him. "God will heal my arm" is pretty much blasphemous by that measure.

A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.

Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, “Jump in, I can save you.”

The stranded fellow shouted back, “No, it’s OK, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me.”

So the rowboat went on.

Then a motorboat came by. “The fellow in the motorboat shouted, “Jump in, I can save you.”

To this the stranded man said, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith.”

So the motorboat went on.

Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, “Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety.”

To this the stranded man again replied, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith.”

So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.

Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, “I had faith in you but you didn’t save me, you let me drown. I don’t understand why!”

To this God replied, “I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?”


This is pretty much Jack's life story.

Edit: except Jack aint going to heaven lol

 

[Gulls on Film]

It's MONDAY!!!
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lol, I don't believe these numbers. Somehow they're all magically the lowest they've been when this fool has had his BP through the roof. In fact, because his BP is 139/83 I'm inclined to believe he lowered the first number and didn't think about the 2nd as it's the first number people were initially harping on him about.

Claims he's feeling and doing better. Movement is getting "easier, nothing major". Says he heard CARNIVORE can cure(not treat, reduce, etc. but CURE) toe fungus(ewww. this fool has had athletes foot this whole time? I guess it's not like he can wash his feet so that tracks), skin tags(yes, somehow only eating meat will cause skin tags to just disappear). Says his numbers look good(139/83 is still horrendous), claims 10 pounds in 15 days(Tammy says 11 or 12, he thinks 10 and tells "you guys" to calculate). Feels good, isn't hungry. Saw french fries on TV and isn't having cravings(sure because his craving was MEAT and he's just eating GUD MEAT).

edit: I just realized Fatty managed to doublepost this to FB like a dumbass. Also he apparently went to the Nashville zoo the other day... at night to look at pretty lights and not be able to see animals like a moron. Also said he's going to film 2 episodes of fat-on-the-go. I wonder if he's going to be "reviewing" the food stands at the zoo or something stupid.
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That's not a believable BP, especially when his body probably would have risen his BP out of pure spite after devouring an entire chicken in a single meal

 

[ZipDisk]

I like the helicopter story better than any of the actual parables. "Go to hell you stubborn fuck" is a stronger message than "God helps those that help themselves."
So... God loves shoplifters? Explains why they breed so fast.

Also funny because God has been doing his damndest to kill Jack for decades, but Modern Medicine keeps thwarting it.

One sad thing about Jack being so crippled is we don't get the freakouts at servers anymore. I feel like a spryer Jack would be funny as fuck on the carnivore. He'd order the same shit he always order, then actually freak out about the bread.

"I TOLD YOU NO BREAD" he would bellow, but the tape would show he just ordered the same old shit.
I do find it amusing that God took away one of Jack's true joys, sucking down shurgur sauces, and grimacing at vinegar sauces.

I feel like the BBQ trip was truly a gift. We got to see Jack with the mask off, being a truly nasty shit to an audience.