DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I see OIC has been gifting memberships again and apparently Phil counted them. Seems like someone is desperately trying to keep his Master above 1100 members. Hope your wallet stays strong. Or may you use the currency glitch to prop those numbers. But tipwise it looked like a desaster. Well, today is BG3 day so you know what that means
 
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So if I get this right, Phil basically admitted that he either a) gets botted or b) has a completely dead channel where no sub claims his free membership, because they either never check it, just don't care or aren't active anymore or c) a combination of both. And he also just gave away a method to troll him for the LARPers in his chat.
 
So if I get this right, Phil basically admitted that he either a) gets botted or b) has a completely dead channel where no sub claims his free membership, because they either never check it, just don't care or aren't active anymore or c) a combination of both. And he also just gave away a method to troll him for the LARPers in his chat.
It's not exactly a surprise that the guy who gets 300-500 viewers per stream wouldn't have enough active viewers to claim like 1100 subscriptions. He often falsely claims that the early stream viewers are entirely separate from the late night stream viewers, which is ridiculous, but even if there were 700-800 unique viewers in total, that still wouldn't be enough. AFAIK it's not like Twitch where complete strangers who have never even watched someone's stream can get gifted a sub, which has happened to me many times
 
Does anyone know if DSP mentioned the ComCast shit recently? I haven't really been able to keep up other than listening to a few pre-streams here or there
He has not as far as I know, which surprises me because I figured he would be bringing it up almost every other day. I figured the Comcast arc would drive up his paranoia and start causing him to schiz out about detractors being everywhere.
 
He has not as far as I know, which surprises me because I figured he would be bringing it up almost every other day. I figured the Comcast arc would drive up his paranoia and start causing him to schiz out about detractors being everywhere.
Realistically if it resolved quietly turning out to be him being fucking stupid as per the norm, he would bury it. It served its purpose of being the :stress: topic of the day to garner donations. As someone with an IT/IS background half of what he said could be accomplished by anyone who knew his ISP and public IP.
 
The 2 big racing games where he failed on desert tracks that I remember are Need for Speed: Payback and Forza Horizon 5.


On a side note, I highly recommend his NFS Payback playthrough. It's one of his most salty playthroughs ever, and the race against Nova is prime DSP shit.
 
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It doesn't, it's based on region. Argentina has the lowest (and it's getting even lower daily because of their insane inflation), you can check it here. So, since Phail prices his membership at $4, it's 40 ARS, which is $0.05.
LMAO!

See you later chaps! I’m off to buy Phil 100 memberships!

His pig roach high when he greedily announces them, followed by snorts of anger when he finds out it’s only 5 bucks (After he spent extra cash in WWE Champions since he was counting on an extra 500$) is well worth the money!

(I kid, I kid! I would never poke a cow.)
 
I'm convinced Phil has legit brain damage, or actually believes his own bullshit because he blew those stupid fucking bubbles for like a year straight before LTG hit back at him for making fun of his dumb Thanos gauntlet

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Only in his mind does a 41 year old man constitute blowing bubbles as a reward for pahsitive engagement and donations. Granted, his unironic fans probably clap their hands and squeal every time he does it, but the rest of his chat are sneak dissing trolls and LARPers.

The fact that this 41 year old turbofaggot thinks bubble blowing is “rewarding” the audience is mind blowing. Next he’ll jingle his keys for every $100 donation.
 
He has not as far as I know, which surprises me because I figured he would be bringing it up almost every other day. I figured the Comcast arc would drive up his paranoia and start causing him to schiz out about detractors being everywhere.
That was exactly what I was going to bring up next lol, he can bitch and moan for months on end about the BK sandwich but when something actually concerning happens he suddenly shuts up, very strange for the King of Suffering
 
Only in his mind does a 41 year old man constitute blowing bubbles as a reward for pahsitive engagement and donations. Granted, his unironic fans probably clap their hands and squeal every time he does it, but the rest of his chat are sneak dissing trolls and LARPers.

The fact that this 41 year old turbofaggot thinks bubble blowing is “rewarding” the audience is mind blowing. Next he’ll jingle his keys for every $100 donation.
Phil should just quit gaming and become an NPC streamer. It's what he thinks his fans love the most, and he hates games.
 
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That was exactly what I was going to bring up next lol, he can bitch and moan for months on end about the BK sandwich but when something actually concerning happens he suddenly shuts up, very strange for the King of Suffering
Which is why so many of us doubt that the comcast thing is real. It's very hard to imagine DSP wouldn't milk a thing were he was an actual victim for once for all it is worth. Whatever is actually going on with this: the aftermath is highly irregular and unusual for someone like DSP.
 
LMAO!

See you later chaps! I’m off to buy Phil 100 memberships!

His pig roach high when he greedily announces them, followed by snorts of anger when he finds out it’s only 5 bucks (After he spent extra cash in WWE Champions since he was counting on an extra 500$) is well worth the money!

(I kid, I kid! I would never poke a cow.)
Observe and report is the way
 
Only in his mind does a 41 year old man constitute blowing bubbles as a reward for pahsitive engagement and donations. Granted, his unironic fans probably clap their hands and squeal every time he does it, but the rest of his chat are sneak dissing trolls and LARPers.

The fact that this 41 year old turbofaggot thinks bubble blowing is “rewarding” the audience is mind blowing. Next he’ll jingle his keys for every $100 donation.
Not sure if you remember, but he unironically floated spinning in his chair as a reward when he was trying to replace the high of the vest streak.
Phil should just quit gaming and become an NPC streamer. It's what he thinks his fans love the most, and he hates games.
It's been floated as a recommendation for years now. I genuinely think he'd be more successful if he did. I feel like the big reason he doesn't is his ego won't allow it. As much as he hates video games, he still has this weird obsession with being seen as a god tier gamer who can pick up and master any game he plays, it's just those darn game devs/faulty netcode/online tactics/streamers who get a game a few days before him that are always making him look bad.
 
Off-topic but did DSP ever play trackmania? Or a similar racing game? I’m having a schizo moment where I think remember him failing the same desert track over and over and over again, for 30 minutes straight, gave me a good laugh back in the day. I’m currently trying to find the video with no avail :'(
Bro I would love to see Phil play Trackmania
 
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Y'know what would have been cool? If Mike Clumshot paid for Phil and Kat's honeymoon to Italy and documented it. I want to see Mr. Felipe the quarter Italian interact with real Italians.

You could turn it into a series. Phil in Italy pigsplaining Italian culture, Phil in Japan pigsplaining Japanese culture and visiting tourist attractions. Send him to South Africa *bites nails* on a safari.
 
What are the chances Youtube caught on to the dents botting streams so there are enough people to accept memberships?
100%
So if I get this right, Phil basically admitted that he either a) gets botted or b) has a completely dead channel where no sub claims his free membership, because they either never check it, just don't care or aren't active anymore or c) a combination of both. And he also just gave away a method to troll him for the LARPers in his chat.
Phil's own explanation has made the following claims: Approximately 500 gifted members have not all had their funds cleared on his accounting page for youtube as showing in his balance waiting to be deposited on the day the payment is sent. The explanation for why these have not counted yet entails the owners of the account not having been active in the channel, meaning they were not present chatting when gifted the membership. Unless the gifted sub account is activated by a sign in, then goes to Phil's channel, nothing will be counted for the gifted members and the funds used to pay for those gifts handed out but never actively used to be accepted by the receiver will be refunded to the sender's (stolen) account information used to pay for them initially.

This confirms less than 500 real viewers of Phil's content currently pay attention to anything his channel does put out on youtube. It also confirms sock puppetry but we all knew that previously, and it almost certainly confirms credit card fraud yet again being used to put on the shadow play for the dents, pigroaches and laughing detractors at the former. All this baconsweat, over what amounts to approximately $1,300 on the Alphabet monthly check in two days. No wonder fat Khet's back on camera again.
 
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