Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

Android raptor said:
I wonder what Jill expects to happen to her kids when she and Shrek get too old to grift around the country. Especially the younger ones who probably can't even read at all. Does she expect to be able to marry them all off, or just keep them in the house even after the utilities get shut off for nonpayment and shit.

They can't even get a minimum wage job if they can't read. While I'm sure Jill loves every way she's able to control and lord power over them now, it might be a bit different when she and Goblino get too old to bring in any grift bux.
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She will expect all of her sons to become preachers, missionaries, or be involved in some other religious activity, and she will sell her daughters to the Godliest, highest bidder.

I don't doubt for one minute she's already pestering the married ones for money to help with the utilities at the barndo, and when it gets too much and they end up selling the place, Jill and Shrek will move in with one of their children. Probably Nurie and whatshisface in Florida.
 
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Jill Bean shows us how they do homeschool these days. Not that she does any herself! No, no, she's in charge of eyeliner and social media, with a specialization in youth filters. Renee is tasked with teaching by-bhul reading to a ten year old.


Jill goes to bother her two remaining, starving sons in the room they share (the remaining seven girls share the other.) Nineteen year old Sam is attempting to teach himself grammar. Seventeen year old Gabe, without an iota of rhythm, is trying to learn more banjo music for Sweet Mama to warble over.


Meanwhile, Jonathan and Kaylee are getting swindled out of his good salary left and right. On top of Jill skimming her take from Plexus, Jonathan's grandpa is getting his share by recommending a financial scam. Kaylee hastens to assure Sweet Mama that she isn't being taken in by the verses of evil NON KING JAMES VERSION Bible this scam uses.
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While we've all heard of the wonders of a prayer closet, Jill's prayer toilet is certainly a new one.

The chair is set up directly next to the toilet and roll of toilet paper.

Also have to love the phone charger in one of those fancy baskets right next to the toilet. You know, for when Jill is praying so hard at the prayer toilet & she gets some divine inspiration for her next Facebook post.

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More thoughts on the bathroom, I actually don't hate the blue-gray/daffodil color scheme, it's very trendy and Pinterestesque but it's nicely executed. Not a fan of the flooring unless it's actually hardwood. I do like that the toilet and shower are on opposite ends of the room. I wonder what on earth the notepad next to the sink could be for. This can't be the only bathroom in the barndo, could it?
 
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A Sentient Cloud said:
More thoughts on the bathroom, I actually don't hate the blue-gray/daffodil color scheme, it's very trendy and Pinterestesque but it's nicely executed. Not a fan of the flooring unless it's actually hardwood. I do like that the toilet and shower are on opposite ends of the room. I wonder what on earth the notepad next to the sink could be for. This can't be the only bathroom in the barndo, could it?
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It actually could be very nicely done without all the Hobby Lobby looking knick-knacks (fake flowers hanging on the side of the cabinet, words like BLESSED, READ, and TOWELS stuck all over the place, bird figurines, etc). Bathrooms are already hard to disinfect. Why add so many extra surfaces to clean? Very tacky anyway. If it had been one or two select decorations, it would've looked a lot nicer.

Guessing the notepad might be useful in a normal large family, where everybody is chipping in to help but may not have an extra moment in the morning to communicate, so you'd just leave your husband a note...but in the case of Jill & Shrek, that's a big assumption that either of them have much to do with general care of the children. Probably just to write down bye-buhl verses.

Not sure if this has been posted, but I got a huge kick out of this. Haven't heard much about Phillip's desire to spread the true faith to the Hungarian heathens lately, but rest assured, he still WEEPS every time he "watches" the Hungarian national anthem.
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Tiresome said:
So I'm going to suggest, because very little is beneath these psychopaths, is that bathroom chair is their "time out" place, which does NOT mean the bathroom is occupied.
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The original purpose of the shitty bathroom chair was so that Jilly Bean would have a "nursing nook".

Baby Jah-NESS-ah was around two when they moved into the barndominium, and Jill was optimistic at that point that her quiver of arrows would never run dry. So she had Fat Dave build her not just a giant en suite bathroom with a nursing nook, but also a fully separate, windowless, fire trap "nursary" the size of a cupboard. Jill envisioned that her future golden child infants would be successively ensconced in their own room, while the old news baby or toddler would be booted into one of the two children's dormitories, sorted according to sex.

Janessa has long since outgrown a crib and has been assigned single bearthing with her other six homebound sisters. I wonder if the nursery - and Jill's shrine to her five SEVERE miscarriages upon the wall - is collecting dust, or if Jill has finally turned it into a craft room or something.
 
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Android raptor said:
I hope Phillip goes to Hungary and never comes back.

Instead of saving Hungarians from Catholicism, Hungarians save him from his parents.
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The Bible "college" Phillip attends has a large number of students from the Philippines.
I'm hoping he hooks up with a lovely lady from the school and never sees his parents again.
At least we know he will get fed well.
 
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The best chance at life for the Rod males might be to run away from home, become strippers, spend every thong-dollar on food and then level up to better-paid strippers or possibly actors (don't need s brain for that job) once they gain enough weight. You can see Phillip would be good-looking to Americans if he wasn't being starved, so if he can escape mummy and find some carbs he (or Sam) might have a few good years of adulthood like other escaped retarded cult members who become athletes or actors.
 
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