Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

this was just posted in chat
Plinko, 100 dollar ball
he hit 130 x
17 thousand dollars, thats a lotta juice, and it wont last long either

edit:
forgot to add, this was posted on his discord first, and was an offline win
we dont yet have a clip for this

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

this was just posted in chat
Plinko, 100 dollar ball
he hit 130 x
17 thousand dollars, thats a lotta juice, and it wont last long either
edit:
forgot to add, this was posted on his discord first, and was an offline win
we dont yet have a clip for this

Still gambling offline, he peaked at $24k.

~30m after he posted this and still nothing in his LTC or ETH wallet.

 

[SandyCat]

this was just posted in chat
Plinko, 100 dollar ball
he hit 130 x
17 thousand dollars, thats a lotta juice, and it wont last long either
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edit:
forgot to add, this was posted on his discord first, and was an offline win
we dont yet have a clip for this

Still gambling offline, he peaked at $24k.
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~30m after he posted this and still nothing in his LTC or ETH wallet.

I keep hoping Austin has a single moment of clarity by cashing in his big winnings and buying his dream car before going back to the depths of gambling addiction but I know that's just being

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

I keep hoping Austin has a single moment of clarity by cashing in his big winnings and buying his dream car before going back to the depths of gambling addiction but I know that's just being

i dont know how to tell you this
but its all gone already
17K, to 24K, to 0 dollars, and hes "totally fine"
edit: MUCH better and more detailed screenshots below thank you @A Log in D Tractor 2
52 minutes since my last post, thats how long it lasted
24K lasted him less than an hour

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

It's already gone:

Got up to 27k(it can happen again bros):

No shit, $77k loss total now:

$27,000 lost... to plinko. holy shit balls:

And back to begging for juicers:

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Plinko's magic teleporting balls. That's legit magnetism

 

[Etrian Autistry]

He can't keep getting away with it, how does one crackhead have the raw luck to be able to win big so often, yet always inevitably waste it within hours?

 

[SandyCat]

Plinko's magic teleporting balls. That's legit magnetism
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Even when it's blatantly rigged he still goes with it. These sites don't even have to hide it anymore

 

[Faceless Whore]

Got up to 27k(it can happen again bros):

>its happened twice now
>it can happen again

This man's optimism is natural world wonder.

 

[Merry]

Even when it's blatantly rigged he still goes with it. These sites don't even have to hide it anymore

It's 1-to-1 with some heroin dealer giving his customers fent spiked heroin that they know about and them still buying it

 

[AnOminous]

He can't keep getting away with it, how does one crackhead have the raw luck to be able to win big so often, yet always inevitably waste it within hours?

There's no such thing as luck. If you got juiced like he does and bet like he does, you'd win and lose like he does too.

Plinko's magic teleporting balls. That's legit magnetism

 

[NaggotFigger]

It's already gone:
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Got up to 27k(it can happen again bros):
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No shit, $77k loss total now:
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$27,000 lost... to plinko. holy shit balls:
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And back to begging for juicers:
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He lost it all consecutively again! It's over bros! I need y'all bucks bro, I fuckin' hate my life man, it fucking sucks bro.

 

[ForTheHoard]

If you got juiced like he does and bet like he does, you'd win and lose like he does too.

I'd argue Austin is probably losing more than would be expected by the house odds. If he only played random games, then he would be right on the curve. The problem is that he occasionally plays skill games (blackjack) and uses provenly bad betting strategies. He would probably improve his odds by 3%-6% if he bothered to google a blackjack chart and play by it.

I'm tempted to buy him a paperback copy of Knock-Out Blackjack, but I know he would probably rip it up for rolling papers.

 

[Juhlonduss]

Austin has a message for Josh:

 

[NaggotFigger]

Austin has a message for Josh:
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That last segment bro, Bossman gonna get da mutt's ass bro!
Just kidding, that was until he refused have constant tendencies to lose it all and saved his ass to take Josh's mama.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

The climb is beginning again. Bossman just got 130x on a $26 plinko ball

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Hes been losing it all a lot for a while but we have reached the stage of gambling where the 10k, 20k wins do nothing for him and hes numb to the big wins. He loses 20k and feels nothing because he needs more dopamine than that. Remember gamblers get more dopamine chasing and before winning than the win itself.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

This nigger just got 1000x and is up to 31.7k now. Sorry for cutting off the end but I got cucked by the Kick clipper

p.s. it was ~3:30 AM his time

 

[klab]

This nigger just got 1000x and is up to 31.7k now. Sorry for cutting off the end but I got cucked by the Kick clipper
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this guy knows

Spoiler: bmj fans have a one-track mind

 

[Jones McCann]

This nigger just got 1000x and is up to 31.7k now. Sorry for cutting off the end but I got cucked by the Kick clipper
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I tuned in 5 minutes before this happened, he went from 5k down to $500 just before that.