Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Maude Snew]

I was half-joking about it yesterday, but it looks like this drunk POS is actively avoiding streaming during “sober stream January.” What a sorry excuse for a man.

"No, you can't see it happen therefore it's not happening." - Nick "what's object permanence" Rekieta 2024

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

I was half-joking about it yesterday, but it looks like this drunk POS is actively avoiding streaming during “sober stream January.” What a sorry excuse for a man.

Assuming the theory that he was doing "Sober" January to appease the Rumble execs is true, wouldn't missing streams harm his already shaky chances for another well-paying contract?

Ahh but who am I kidding, it's not like he cares.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

The possibilities for his recent absence:

a) Winning the Jullay for Lolcow of the Year 2023 gave him a huge narc injury, more than he’s letting on.

b) Negotiations with Rumble didn’t go very well, giving him an even worse narc injury.

c) He really thinks we are all stupid and hopes he can keep his drinking off camera by streaming way less.

d) All of the above plus Nick now looks like an Alcoholic Red Nosed Non-Practicing Twink.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I was half-joking about it yesterday, but it looks like this drunk POS is actively avoiding streaming during “sober stream January.” What a sorry excuse for a man.

I thought he still hadn’t streamed. Did he do so and no clips or commentary have emerged? My bad (if so).

 

[AnOminous]

I thought he still hadn’t streamed. Did he do so and no clips or commentary have emerged? My bad (if so).

He can't "perform" without booze. And that's probably in the coom sense as well.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He can't "perform" without booze. And that's probably in the coom sense as well.

In all seriousness, I doubt Nick has ever had sober sex with his wife of 20 years. The extreme insecurity he describes having over his body and his overall dependence on substances to do anything suggest he’s unlikely to get naked and vulnerable without chemical assistance. We’re talking literal sober lubrication. Polish courage, if you prefer.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Predicting no stream tonight.

I was wrong. Way to go balldo, proud of you.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick did a LOCALS stream:

-He was in a new spot (or angle) and lamented he could not be in thr hot tub for another week because of the tattoo. I think it was clocked 90 in his kitchen. WE CAN SEE THE SMOKE DETECTOR. Not chirping, sadly.

- His schedule is normalizing. He will try to get guests on, but has events coming up. He might be gone for the 'first weekend in Florida' and ' a big chunk of time at the end of Florida' They are trips he really wants to do.

(He probably meant February but never caught himself)

Spoiler: Nick explains the stress of streaming

- He said that he can clear his schedule for things that are 'fun, interesting, or profitable' but streamers who are single can capitalise on being available to stream 15 hours a day. Trial streams have to worth it for him to do so. It makes his family stressed when he does it becuase he does not ever see them.

- Nick responded to some saying sitting for 17 hours is hard. Stressor on a streamers life change over the years and pose new issues.

Superchats from YT did not translate to Rumble, but sometimes Rumble donations now will beat YT becuase Rumble has longer air time.

Troons try to cancel you and get you banned

People comment about your life. For some people, it bothers them.

Audience numbers fluctuating causes anxiety. When 100 people are hating you, it gets intense.

- Nick said he never partied until he was 40. His only real party he had was an MMA watch party before he moved away from his friends. He did not drink then so it wasn't a party. He did some stuff in uni, but he is surprised to hear what other people did.

- 2024 is going to be the year of Trump

How will Nick deal with that topic be hates?

- Nick thinks he is most similar to The Lion primarch? (IDK)

- Someone said the internet told them Nick's parents were in to help with kids while the wife was in rehab over the weekend. Nick said all the stories are true.

No one has said that that I have seen.

- He said he did not stream Saturday becuase ot was his son's birthday party. They went rollerskating.

So Nick promised to stream on his son's birthday? This would explain why his parents came in. Why lie about them 'suddenly dropping in'?

- Contrary to his recent LOCALS stream when he said it is 'easy to get away for an hour to meetup locally' it is now very hard and he is nor at home most of the day.

- Coomalot is doing some national kind of race. Nick asked how much to sponsor, and it was way more than he thought.

Spoiler: Nick talk politics

- Nick read an article about SCOTUS' potential paths on the 14th Ammedment. They could rule that it is not a state decision. But the writer could not fathom that a President (or candidate) is exempt from being disqualified. Nick disagrees. If thr 'insurrector' wins election, did they insurrection? Maybe it was just the people changing their government and he was following that. People don't carry through their logic to conclusion.

- Republicans don't win for being part of the party. They have to have some other good angle because identity politics is rife. Running as a 'republican' is a losing proposition.

- Nick reheated Caine's chicken and ate it.

- Nick hates travelling with animals. He hates kennels and finding people to watch them. He hates pet-friendly hotels.

- Nick has been in fistfights, responding to someone in chat.

- He wishes his Mustang has AWD. He heard Corvettes did. but they are so expensive. April or May he will be able to use it. He wants to drive out to see Coomalot in it or a long drive.

- Nick wants to get a classic muscle car, but restoring one sounds like work.

Spoiler: Why drugs aren't as bad as you think

- Nick was asked which was worse: pop or liquor. Nick said liquor and that there are moderate health benefits. Abuse could be catastrophic. Also, drugs. They can be less bad for you than people say. Drugs were used as medicines in the past. People on drugs drive more safely than drunk people. It is crazy how liquor and drugs are regulated because of 'power and money'.

He qualified the whole thing as 'do not break the law', but we should talk about why things are illegal ans should they be. The possibility of killing someone with something like drink, guns, or drugs is not a suffiencient to restrict it. This is the only reasons moral fags come up with. People should be free to make their own choices.

Nick said that Molly has a form of meth in it that is not an amphetimine. Marijuana is not that bad and was highly regulated for a lot of years. The level of drug propaganda like dare gas been insane and wrong.

- Nick plans to to stream most of this week

 

[AnOminous]

-He was in a new spot (or angle) and lamented he could not be in thr hot tub for another week because of the tattoo. I think it was clocked 90 in his kitchen. WE CAN SEE THE SMOKE DETECTOR. Not chirping, sadly.

Some genuine hood nigga he turned out to be. Bitch-ass cracka!

Nick said that Molly has a form of meth in it that is not an amphetimine.

No it fucking doesn't. It's similar to but is not meth. Of course it's usually stepped on so what's sold as it usually does. I doubt this faggot ever even took O chem.

- He said he did not stream Saturday becuase ot was his son's birthday party. They went rollerskating.

Way to dox your kid's birth date retard.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He will try to get guests on, but has events coming up

When does he not?

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

- He said he did not stream Saturday because it was his son's birthday party. They went rollerskating.

More like figure skating.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

- Someone said the internet told them Nick's parents were in to help with kids while the wife was in rehab over the weekend. Nick said all the stories are true.

No one has said that that I have seen.

Someone please make a Balldo BINGO card and mark a square with “Makes up lie about non-existent KF rumor.” He is so fucking predictable.

 

[not william stenchever]

I wonder how he developed a reputation as a lying liar who lies when all he does is lie when he lets words escape his dick-licker.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

- Nick responded to some saying sitting for 17 hours is hard. Stressor on a streamers life change over the years and pose new issues.

This nigga has a standing desk but is bitching about sitting. Most of his stressors, he has caused either directly or indirectly, and that includes things like his twitter/youtube bannings.

- He said he did not stream Saturday becuase ot was his son's birthday party. They went rollerskating.

So Nick promised to stream on his son's birthday? This would explain why his parents came in. Why lie about them 'suddenly dropping in'?

Dude forgot his kid's birthday, *and* that his parents were coming in for it. Sad.

- Nick reheated Caine's chicken and ate it.

I'm with Null on the "eating on camera is disrespectful" thing, unless you're doing mukbangs (and not in the Nikocado way). I hope he at least air-fried it.

- Republicans don't win for being part of the party. They have to have some other good angle because identity politics is rife. Running as a 'republican' is a losing proposition.

His political takes are as bad as his legal ones.

- Nick wants to get a classic muscle car, but restoring one sounds like work.

Sounds Like Work, the Nick Rekieta story.

- Nick plans to to stream most of this week

. Of course, even in this short statement, he uses lawyer words. "Plans". That's his out. "Well, I planned to stream all week! But then I had to drive to the Cities for jerky and happy ending jerky!"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

People comment about your life. For some people, it bothers them.

- Contrary to his recent LOCALS stream when he said it is 'easy to get away for an hour to meetup locally' it is now very hard and he is nor at home most of the day.

Does Nick have a side gig we don’t know about? Cleaning peep show booth floors with his tongue perhaps? What the fuck is he doing out of the house “most of the day” that still allows him to skip his job?

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

-He was in a new spot (or angle) and lamented he could not be in thr hot tub for another week because of the tattoo. I think it was clocked 90 in his kitchen. WE CAN SEE THE SMOKE DETECTOR. Not chirping, sadly.

CHIRP.

- His schedule is normalizing. He will try to get guests on, but has events coming up. He might be gone for the 'first weekend in Florida' and ' a big chunk of time at the end of Florida' They are trips he really wants to do.

No vacations in 2 months is really killing him. He can't stand ditching his kids for a week or two.

Superchats from YT did not translate to Rumble, but sometimes Rumble donations now will beat YT becuase Rumble has longer air time.

Well yeah, when you brag abut the massive contract you signed and told your audience you didn't want their superchat money why would they keep giving it? Especially when they could pay the $5 to get more immediate access to you on locals.

- He said that he can clear his schedule for things that are 'fun, interesting, or profitable' but streamers who are single can capitalise on being available to stream 15 hours a day. Trial streams have to worth it for him to do so. It makes his family stressed when he does it becuase he does not ever see them.

How is it supposed to be profitable when he explicitly told his audience not to give him superchat money any more? This makes no sense. When he was making thousands of dollars per trial streams it made sense to clear his schedule to do them, but now it makes zero sense.

- He said he did not stream Saturday becuase ot was his son's birthday party. They went rollerskating.

That birthday really snuck up on him huh?

- Coomalot is doing some national kind of race. Nick asked how much to sponsor, and it was way more than he thought.

Please, please, please sponsor a third car for Coomalot to wreck. We need a balldomobile trifecta.

- Nick reheated Caine's chicken and ate it.

Well, at least he's not drinking his calories.

- Nick has been in fistfights, responding to someone in chat.

Nick, getting fisted at Gay 90s isn't a "fistfight".

- He wishes his Mustang has AWD. He heard Corvettes did. but they are so expensive. April or May he will be able to use it. He wants to drive out to see Coomalot in it or a long drive.

He could have had a Corvette if he had waited. He specifically talked about it at the time that he was looking to buy one but he'd have to wait a year.

- Nick wants to get a classic muscle car, but restoring one sounds like work.

And we all know how adverse too work he is.

- Nick plans to to stream most of this week

Don't hold your breath.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

- He said that he can clear his schedule for things that are 'fun, interesting, or profitable' but streamers who are single can capitalise on being available to stream 15 hours a day. Trial streams have to worth it for him to do so. It makes his family stressed when he does it becuase he does not ever see them.

Nick has consistently thrown shade at his family. Nothing will stand in the way of the COOM. Soon the kids and woman he married will be thrown by the wayside so he can stream underwear parties at the Gay90s.

- Nick thinks he is most similar to The Lion primarch? (IDK)

Nick is a sexual degenerate constantly chasing ever more extreme sensations in a death spiral of drunken coom.

In other words, he's most like Fulgrim, the slave of Slaanesh, not Lion El'Jonson. Nick's soul will end up trapped in one of MANdy's shitty drawings while he parades through Nick's house wearing his skin.

- Coomalot is doing some national kind of race. Nick asked how much to sponsor, and it was way more than he thought.

Coomalot is milking Nick for race sponsorships, Lmao.

 

[East_Clintwood]

- Nick thinks he is most similar to The Lion primarch? (IDK)

Weird choice given his fascination with social cues, and the ability to read them, given The Lion is canonically a borderline autist who can't understand normies.

but restoring one sounds like work.

Of course it fucking does, and we all know how he feels about that. Honestly given how much of a retard he is when it comes to spending money I'm surprised he hasn't simply impulse bought an overpriced already restored one.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Well yeah, when you brag abut the massive contract you signed and told your audience you didn't want their superchat money why would they keep giving it? Especially when they could pay the $5 to get more immediate access to you on locals.

Speaking of which, has anyone asked him lately for an update on the 5K gifts that are more than a year overdue?

 

[Spaded Dave]

I agree with Nick on the streaming being such a hard job that is impossible to sustain. He has to be away from his family for upwards of 4 hours a day. Nobody can understand that.

Now, granted, I'm away from my family for 9 hours when you include commute time. But my entire family has a massive mental breakdown 5 days a week because of it. I come home and shit is smeared on the walls and 90% chance the kitchen is on fire.

You people just aren't capable of understanding what it's like to have to not be home for 40-45 hours out of a week. How could you? It's a truly unique experience.