Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Fun fact, the guy who makes those puppets and hates Eric July so much looks like this.
lol, lmao even
2.6 K views btw
how long do you think they spent making this video?
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Fun fact, the guy who makes those puppets and hates Eric July so much looks like this.

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If I put "mask off Klansman visiting his sister #selfie", this is what I would probably get.

All Juju fans are dysgenic freaks.

Josh reviewed ISOM #1, from what I can gather, it's unremarkable. You can say it's mediocre, or a good enough start.

It's not "horrible", not even remotely close to the worst thing ever. Let's see when Vedo's supernonce comes out.
I don't mean coming out as a paedophile, he's out in the open already.

Daxipadders are in full force.
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Here's something I agree with.
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I think the better choice is to put the advertisement at the end, and stylise it so it's consistent with the theme. According to Juju and his nonce clan, all Eric July does is trace shit. It should be simple for him.
 
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does anyone have the newest bonus episode of TDS? I'm not paying for his patreon but the last one mildly amused me as they went through the maddox video and I'd like to listen to the next part while working at some point. I'm especially looking forward to the 80sgirl dox section and if Sean has literally anything to say or if he's just going to nod and say yeah like usual
 
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The Stupidest Pedophiles in the Universe podcast has finally figured out their intro bumper. They will exclusively use the built-in OBS fade-in between scenes option, as they have completely given up any pretense that Vito knows how to produce a high quality livestream using OBS. The intro bumper is probably a singular .mp4 file that they pre-rendered, playing in its own isolated scene. Because neither of them are talented or musically inclined, they had to have a fan provide an intro song for them. It's a decent little tune.

The podcast started with them sucking EVS's dick because EVS did a 2+ hours long review of ISOM instead of working on his own perpetually delayed comic books.

I tapped out instantly.
 
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The Stupidest Pedophiles in the Universe podcast has finally figured out their intro bumper. They will exclusively use the built-in OBS fade-in between scenes option, as they have completely given up any pretense that Vito knows how to produce a high quality livestream using OBS. The intro bumper is probably a singular .mp4 file that they pre-rendered, playing in its own isolated scene. Because neither of them are talented or musically inclined, they had to have a fan provide an intro song for them. It's a decent little tune.

The podcast started with them sucking EVS's dick because EVS did a 2+ hours long review of ISOM instead of working on his own perpetually delayed comic books.

I tapped out instantly.
From what I’ve seen on Twitter, EVS is really annoying a lot of people by constantly shitting on Eric July while also siding with Dax and Vito.
 
From what I’ve seen on Twitter, EVS is really annoying a lot of people by constantly shitting on Eric July while also siding with Dax and Vito.
From the little I heard from EVS when Doug Tenapel started out streaming and other streams along the way he seems to be a bloviating jackass like every other comic creator in this sphere. At least Eric has got something to show for the hubris.
 
From the little I heard from EVS when Doug Tenapel started out streaming and other streams along the way he seems to be a bloviating jackass like every other comic creator in this sphere. At least Eric has got something to show for the hubris.
From how I understand it, EVS has essentially decided he’s the “King” of Comicgate, so any successful indie comic has to go through him and get his approval. If someone is successful without his input it doesn’t kiss his ass when he says something, EVS essentially throws a bitch for and tries to take them down in ridiculous ways.

So yes, bloviating jackass is accurate. He sees himself as the authority on indie comics, and how dare you be successful without him.
 
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First time post, which I know makes me sus. Oh well, we all gotta start somewhere.

Like several here I grew up in the golden age of Geocities and Alta Vista, i.e. the pre-Google era. I therefore remember when Maddox was fresh and relevant and I was always excited to see a new post. So when I first heard about TBPITU I immediately subbed and looked forward to each episode, especially as it only seemed to improve as the community started to form and contribute bits.

While I originally came for Maddox I found myself really digging Dick's sardonic wit and the way he played off Maddox. I definitely loved the Titanic bit and the way Maddox would sperg out as Dax played parts of the movie when he 'won', or when he played the MaddoxLost song ("DIIIICK IS THE WIIIIINER!"). I assumed it was mostly for show though, but I guess Maddox was actually mad behind the scenes and killed the bit, which made him come off like a massive sandy vagina. I hate sandy vaginas.

So as time went on, and then after the infamous 'cuck' episode when it was obvious the two were not getting along, I found myself siding with Dick. When he left and started his own show I immediately subscribed to his Patreon. I admit, I definitely enjoyed the hot goss like an ugly, unsexed yenta and completely bought into Dax's one-sided view of the situation. Then the LOLsuit.... well again, I hate sandy vaginas and Maddox definitely was hitting peak sperg with his alcoholic lawyer in that whole debacle. It would have been better if he had hired Charlie Day to argue his bird law theories.

However as time went on the cracks started to form, so I stopped my Patreon (also because I couldn't support a platform that censored certain voices due to arbitrary woke policies). I also couldn't stomach a lot of his statements against military personnel (say what you want about the military and the government but disparaging individuals serving their country is not something I can support), as well as his tacit support for loli, pedos, and other extreme personalities. I didn't try to get him canceled, I just stopped listening.

At the time this didn't change my opinion of Maddox as a sandy vagina, I just found myself not enjoying Dax's humor anymore and started noticing inconsistencies in his stories. The fact that virtually every guest and news babe on the show always seemed to disappear seemed telling. It seemed that nobody besides Szechuan (who is paid well to be there) seems to want to stick around. Individually, such as with Asterios, an argument can be made. But you cannot deny the obvious pattern. Dick is an asshole at best, and a sociopath with low moral standards at worst.

Then Maddox came out with his video last month. I wasn't sure I could stomach a three hour video from a sandy vagina, but I was bored and had to break in a new LoveSac so I turned it on. I have to say, it was not only entertaining, but also kinda compelling. Sure... at several points he does come off as kind of pedantic. But many of his points, with apparent receipts no less, were enough to make me rethink the whole situation. Particularly the ones that involve financial hijinks and doxing. I don't think anyone is surprised that Dax is a lazy fuck, but much of what Maddox presented shows he was not just an unreliable partner, but also a backstabbing asshole who fucks over everyone in his life, even Marie aka 80s Girl. Meanwhile, while Dax was presenting 80s Girl as a virtuous girlfriend he was so committed to while George was pining away for her, we then find out that she actually pined for him while allowing Dax to fuck other chicks while she slept in a truck as her eggs dry up. I am so glad she is helping to shape the minds of our future generations!

So I guess I have to say that while I still think Maddox is a bit of a sandy vagina, it seems like Dax actively threw fistfuls of sand to make him that way, and that Maddox's earlier silence was at least partly him trying not to feed the trolls and move on with his life. Meanwhile Dax hides his response behind a paywall. What a fucking grifter...

But hey, at least we have over a thousand pages of entertainment to go through here in between marathon duck feeding sessions watching conveniently nude stuck step-sisters kneeling in a prone position.

BTW, whatever happened to Peach Saliva? She didn't just seem to disappear from TDS, but also the planet. As someone that immediately tents his pants for redheads I was sorry to see her disappear.
 
BTW, whatever happened to Peach Saliva? She didn't just seem to disappear from TDS, but also the planet. As someone that immediately tents his pants for redheads I was sorry to see her disappear.
Probably the same reason a lot of people backed off from Dax’s stuff. She’s currently living in British Columbia with her husband and baby. Occasionally streams on her own, typically will be on the prestream of her husband’s streams(PatStaresAt).
 
Paige also had a son recently with her husband Pat. She still posts on Twitter and occasionally gets into Twitter fights and still has lupus as far as I'm aware.
 
listened to todays episode just to hear Dicks reaction and thoughts on couch. it was just 5 minutes of nothing. then imminently starts talking about Eric. its been 5 god damn months since he started talking about him.
It would literally be less gay for Dax to buttfuck some dude on stream than to keep fixating on Eric July. Imagine how his brain is gonna short circuit every time he glances at a calendar this summer when June is over.
 
Dick reminds me of an old thing Metokur said about how you have about 5 good years on the internet until things start to go down hill. Dick is pretty clearly in that camp, he found success in 2016, and the show declined in 2020 with it really going to shit around 2021. I think part of it is a cycle where new blood can make connections and slowly people like dick lose relevance. It's just drawn out and the ideas become shittier as time goes on. Imagine how much differently people would be in this thread if Dick had just ended the show when he ran out of ideas. No Cuties, Vito, Eric July, or other boring crap.
 
Dick reminds me of an old thing Metokur said about how you have about 5 good years on the internet until things start to go down hill. Dick is pretty clearly in that camp, he found success in 2016, and the show declined in 2020 with it really going to shit around 2021. I think part of it is a cycle where new blood can make connections and slowly people like dick lose relevance. It's just drawn out and the ideas become shittier as time goes on. Imagine how much differently people would be in this thread if Dick had just ended the show when he ran out of ideas. No Cuties, Vito, Eric July, or other boring crap.
It really petered out with the end of the lolsuit, and he became a recluse before the pandemic anyways.
 
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