Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Praises American beauty again

American Beauty is the free center square on the Balldo bingo card in my head.

 

[CECA Loather]

-Praises American beauty again

I still wonder what really happened on the "worst day of his life". Feel free to correct me if I am wrong but are his wife and children still staying with him? Because I'd like to think his wife and children left him to rot in a mansion, GTA V Michael De Santa style.

@Null says he forgot the plot to GTA V. Shame on him, I say Rekieta and him do a Let's Play of GTA V where Rekieta plays Michael De Santa while Null plays the nigger who starts off as Michael's protege and ends up killing him in one of the endings.

If Rekieta ends up talking about GTA V more than Murican Beauty then it'd be a sign at least to me.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I hope Nick dies from a perforated colon. From bull cock.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nah, yours looks much nicer and is pretty close to mine as far as what's on it. Keep going.

I would also ask @Himedall All-seeing Waifu to put it at the bottom of the updated OP when it's done. It'll be genuinely fun to see what predictions come true.

In good news, I have my outline and the 3k word main body 99% complete. What remains is media, link URLs, and some detailed sections that will be spoilered, but deserve a more complete discussion and documentation.

After I do a survey of the media I have and what I need, I'll start asking the volunteers for help to pull it all together and point out anything I missed.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

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This is odd.

He's so retarded at this point he cant make streams that make sense. Random start with no heads up gets you way less viewers and less super chats. Now he's just doing it out of obligation...to a contract that is already expired. He would have been better off not streaming at all.

If rumble really cares about his attendance they would check the whole year. What the fuck is he gonna do at the table? "Umm ive been below par the whole year but ive been a gud boy the last month so give me more perks and concessions"?!

 

[Chibitzen]

Here's my crude notes for what I've gathered for Bingo. I'm looking at making multiple using the creative suggestions for the center space(s).

This list is funny shit in its own right. Here's your 2024 bucketlist, Nick, you nitwit.

Spoiler: Bucketlist for Nick

John Andrews Stan:
- Makes up lie about non-existent KF rumor

Captain Manning:
- DUI arrest
- Comes Out as Gay/Bisexual
- Rants at Null or anyone on KF (Sean counts)
- Dies

Sam Losco:
- Mustang wreck and/or DUI arrest.
- Something bad (for him) between him and MANdy comes out.
- 5k Gift does NOT get fulfilled.
- Rumble deal either doesn't get renewed or gets renewed on less favorable terms for him.
- Loses or settles Lolsuit with Monty.

Dixieland Buckaroo:
- Some sort of vehicle incident, whether DUI, accident, speeding tickets, "for sure"
- Another trip to Hedonism II (or somewhere equally cringe and melanated).
- Ralph crossover never happens.
- Streams less than 2023
- New Embarrassing Follows on Social Media
- Passout on Stream

Catgird Tyranid
- Caught DM'ing an escort
- Scam Sponsorship

Owlbear:
- Rumble contract does not get renewed
- A second, bigger car crash
- Nick finds himself on the wrong side of the law, either for public exposure or reckless driving
- A return to trial streaming to try to make some money, capped off with another rant about it sucking
- Nick tries to get back on Crowder or other conservative media around the 2024 election, and gets denied
- Loses a trivial amount of money (in damages) in his lawsuit with Monty and counts that as a win
- A rant about how lawyers are a drain on society while he sneeds about his bill from Randazza
- No 5k gift
- A stream day with <$10 of superchats
- The Rekieta swinger arc gets confirmed: someone finds a picture of him or Kayla at a "party" or some DMs - hell, maybe even his fetlife profile or something
- Tries to pull guests for an election night stream, and ends up with only Camelot and Branca

Chibitzen:
- non-DUI arrest
- Renewal of his vow that he is "not a law channel"

ChromaQuack:
- Pink Anime Rabbit Makes Fun of Him Again

Smashed & Slamed:
- Trash Talking Lady Racket's Blown Out Body Again (Again)

Neetorino:
- Nick Goes to CA to fix tattoo
- Nick has another artist fix tattoo
- Another Trial Stream Tard Rage-Quit
- Pill Stream Moment
- Kingpin-level Attendance
- Streams Less than 2023 (sniped by Dixieland Buckaroo)

Himedall All-seeing Waifu:
- Showercalls Someone
- "I Hope They Make A Million Dollars" goes Mainstream
- Nick Sperges at Josh and Farmers
- Someone Brings up Hedonism on a Panel Show
- Another Sober January Moment Which He Reneges

Pippa's Greasy KB:
- Police Sting (Drugs or Prostitutes)

AltisticRight:
(removed repeats)
- IRC lolcow crossover with Juju, Ethan Ralph, etc
- Gloats about KF getting hit by DDoS/deplatformed again
- Nudes
- More Trouble with inlaws, church, family
- Sperges at Individual Posts in His Thread

Doctor John B. Zyklon:
- Divorce
- Dick Slip
- Nudes
- Quit Streaming
- Huge Alteration to Show Schedule

Farmer Y:
- How to be a Successful Youtuber series never launches

miss ethanol:
- Praises American Beauty Again
- 2 Hour+ Livestream Meltdown
- Formal Breakup with Sean
- Mentions Growing Up in Poverty & Being from the Hood

Center Pieces: Still No 5K Gift (Sam Losco; Catgirl Tyranid); Seethes in Kitchen; Gets Legal Prediction Wrong; (Balldo's Gate) Praises American Beauty (miss ethanol; John Andrews Stan)

Contributions so far:
@John Andrews Stan
@Captain Manning
@Sam Losco
@Dixieland Buckaroo
@Catgirl Tyranid
@Owlbear
@ChromaQuack
@Smashed & Slamed
@Neetorino
@Himedall All-seeing Waifu
@Pippa's Greasy KB
@AltisticRight
@Doctor John B. Zyklon
@Farmer Y
@miss ethanol
@Balldo's Gate

If I missed anyone's, please PM me. I'm not scary, I promise.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Isnt february also the month nicks appeal on state jurisdiction of montys lawsuit gets decided on?

 

[Anticipointment]

Scam Sponsorship

He’s been shilling some kind of CBD oil sleep medicine. He said he takes it & falls right to sleep. Not really a convincing endorsement from an alcoholic who claims to have narcolepsy.

 

[elb]

Almost death by ring light

- His schedule is normalizing. He will try to get guests on, but has events coming up. He might be gone for the 'first weekend in Florida' and ' a big chunk of time at the end of Florida' They are trips he really wants to do.

(He probably meant February but never caught himself)

Spoiler: Nick explains the stress of streaming

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- Nick said he never partied until he was 40. His only real party he had was an MMA watch party before he moved away from his friends. He did not drink then so it wasn't a party. He did some stuff in uni, but he is surprised to hear what other people did.

- Someone said the internet told them Nick's parents were in to help with kids while the wife was in rehab over the weekend. Nick said all the stories are true.

(I understood this as the chatter saying Nick was in rehab, not Kayla)

Spoiler: Why drugs aren't as bad as you think

Nick’s parents are good and traveling, he doesn’t know when he’s going to Florida next

 

[clipartfan92]

I think Nick should buy a shiny new Hayabusa this spring.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Almost death by ring light

Is it just me or does Nick look like he’s putting on weight? He is noticeably less gaunt in those those thumbnails than I’ve seen him looking in a long time.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

Is it just me or does Nick look like he’s putting on weight? He is noticeably less gaunt in those those thumbnails than I’ve seen him looking in a long time.

I will put my rainbow tinfoil thinking cap on and theorize that he actually did reduce his alcohol intake and taking in calories through solids for once.
edited for spelling & grammar

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I will put my raibow tinfoil thinking cap on and theorize that he actually did reduce his alcohol intake and actually taking in calories through solids for once.

Nah I don’t think so. Maybe it’s all the late night ramen catching up with him and bulking out his face a bit. I also suspect the setup in his gun safe studio has the camera at an angle that would flatter a fatty but just makes him look worse. The lighting in this new setup makes him look way less red, too.

It’s just a bit startling to see him looking slightly less like an Appalachian homeless grandfather with no teeth.

ETA: Finally watching some of the clips and he is so much less annoying when he’s not trashed. But he also seems more nervous and less relaxed. I don’t know, something’s a bit off with him — it’s like he’s hiding something. Obviously I’m only guessing, but it’s just a vibe I’m getting.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Taking such a long break from the internet seems to be doing well for Nick, probably not financially but the amount of people commenting and orbiting his thread seems to be dropping hard. Ethans relapse and other lolcows means Nick might be good for the next couple months if he keeps his low profile going. The biggest obstacle would be his relapse when the rumble and monty stuff doesn't go his way.

Is it just me or does Nick look like he’s putting on weight? He is noticeably less gaunt in those those thumbnails than I’ve seen him looking in a long time.

its like when a fat guy just stops eating, nicks so used to drinking an average of 4+ hours a night that just the handful of hours he uses to sober up enough to not look drunk during a stream is causing his weight to change.

But he also seems more nervous and less relaxed.

because of the lack of booze on stream, he used it enough for it to become his fidget spinner. i

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Almost death by ring light
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(I understood this as the chatter saying Nick was in rehab, not Kayla)

Nick’s parents are good and traveling, he doesn’t know when he’s going to Florida next

That pussy shriek is great, very abusable in the future. He also sounds ridiculously neurotic in that clip, like his confidence is gone.

I also call bullshit on not partying until his mid life crisis. That being said, it’d be funny if he’s telling the truth. And it’d make the balldo thing even more cringe, just a lame ass dude trying too hard after realizing he’s bound for a mediocre existence.

 

[AnOminous]

If I missed anyone's, please PM me. I'm not scary, I promise.

Bitches about his kids
Bitches about his wife's body

 

[AltisticRight]

Some Balldo photos from his Instagram tags. I don't think these were ever shared. Since the site is being weird, I'll just share demonstrations of his humiliation fetish first.
There are photos which are quite large and takes a long time to upload. I'll post them when the site is more stable.



Just embarrassing.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Just embarrassing.

And yet light years away from the most embarrassing things he’s done.

Just ask MANdy.

 

[Maude Snew]

I still wonder what really happened on the "worst day of his life".

His old teacher showed up and stole another one of his Transformers toys.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

As an alcoholic, I really hope he does kick the habit. It's hell on earth.