Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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I keep hoping beyond hope he'll one day withdraw his insane winnings and actually improve his situation, but every time I'm brought back to reality and reminded that the high of chasing the next hit is always more rewarding than living a financially stable life. What a shame.

Anyways, can somebody give me a quick rundown on the Dice game he's been playing lately? At a glance it looks like you pick a number from 1-100 and get more money the closer you are to the randomly generated number on the dice, but I can't tell.
It's just picking your odds with a (fairly tiny) house edge. I think 1:1 was 49.75% chance of winning so like 99.5% RTP. Imagine it's mines but it's a 100 mine field and you can pick between 2 and 99 mines (i think maybe it's 2 to 999 in a 1000 minefield) and you're just clicking once and cashing out.
It's 1 random roll with a 0.5% house edge. It's as pure (read: ghetto nigger trash) as it gets.
 
$1200 lost in under 5 minutes from redepot

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You realize he gets the bread because his mom gives him a daily food allowance right? He's that much of a useless fucking leech.
You realize you're a fucking rat, right? When was the last time you juiced, huh? Oh right, NEVER! Time for you to crawl back down into the gutter you broke ass rat.
 
It's 1 random roll with a 0.5% house edge. It's as pure (read: ghetto nigger trash) as it gets.
Thanks. It's really no wonder he loses so much. If you're going to drop tens of thousands of dollars on being a degenerate gambler, at least play a game that isn't a glorified coin flipper. I know he likes dice, mines and keno for the dopamine more than the odds but it's still bewildering.
He gains and then loses $500+ over the course of a couple minutes and it barely even seems to phase him. Watching his balance and imagining myself spending that money makes me anxious as fuck. His brain is wired in a way I don't think us normies (read: non-addicts) could ever hope to fathom.
 
Nobody mentioned it yet so I wanna post it before I forget:

Austin mentioned that on the morning of the 15th he had wagered 5.1million total. Last night, he had spiked to 5.9million. ~800k in 24-36 hours. He only noticed because he reached platinum 5 (or 6) and is already 15% of the way towards the next level.
 
Nobody mentioned it yet so I wanna post it before I forget:

Austin mentioned that on the morning of the 15th he had wagered 5.1million total. Last night, he had spiked to 5.9million. ~800k in 24-36 hours. He only noticed because he reached platinum 5 (or 6) and is already 15% of the way towards the next level.
Yep, it was Plat 5 that he hit just last night, and now he's already almost 1/5 of the way to Plat 6 in just one fucking day, lmao. DANA WHITE THAT BITCH, CHAT.
 
I've said this before but I legit have no clue how his parents deal with this. I get wanting to keep him safe until he gets his shit together but imagine a deadbeat son making enough money to move out like 3-5 times a week and they keep losing it again and again due to lack of self control and just being fine with that
I just keep watching the big updates and everything I never go into any streams of anyone.
But how does he keep getting the money to gamble? Isn't it from donations? So if he stoped his whole shtick would be gone?
What would be disappointing is that he doesn't take even a little bit to the side. Probably shouldn't have his wallet public like that.
But if he ever stops gambling or takes out a lot of that money he loses his income stream.
 
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I just keep watching the big updates and everything I never go into any streams of anyone.
But how does he keep getting the money to gamble? Isn't it from donations? So if he stoped his whole shtick would be gone?
he gets a weekly from Stake (1200), as well as a monthly (not sure how much that is but its decent) and every month he gets whatever he makes in subs from Kick
he also gets money from peoples who use his referral code but thats not much at all, barely worth mentioning tbh, but sometimes theres a surprise amount in there
ontop of that he gets donations, and a lot of them, theyre responsible for most of his streams because he loses so often and the climax of his loss is begging viewers for juice, and it works so often that he just says "can anybody help me?" like a reflex
 
INSTANT TONGUE REPLAY:

Serious challenge for the brave: try find rage video where tongue of fury makes no appearance. Over long time i have see all rage video and ZERO time it does not feature at .25x speed. Serious every time see rage video open and try find when it happen i keel over laugh every fucking time.
 
Anyways, can somebody give me a quick rundown on the Dice game he's been playing lately? At a glance it looks like you pick a number from 1-100 and get more money the closer you are to the randomly generated number on the dice, but I can't tell.
No, the slider is to pick the odds and the payout (which obviously is always lower than 100% RTP). That's it. Just a pure losing bet with absolutely nothing in the way of you losing your money, no cool animations, nothing.
It's 1 random roll with a 0.5% house edge. It's as pure (read: ghetto nigger trash) as it gets.
Gambling equivalent of drinking straight Everclear. It's sort of based on an old crypto game (one of the first) where you'd bet and use numbers from the next crypto block to determine whether you'd won (since that was impossible to cheat). At least with that you'd have to wait for the next block.

This is just pure degeneracy.
he also gets money from peoples who use his referral code but thats not much at all, barely worth mentioning tbh, but sometimes theres a surprise amount in there
He only gets those when someone uses his code and then degens away money the way he does. Since it doesn't happen often I think those clowns (probably losers from his chat) wake up with regrets and don't do it again.
 
I'll say it again, KF's makes sure their LOLCOWs are the genuine article.

I've known degenerate gamblers in the past, but they pale to BMJ - perhaps eclipsed is a better word. I find myself honestly, still after all these months, suffering physical discomfort watching him throw 1000's of dollars away in mere seconds.

I knew one gambler who received $200,000 from a sale, and it took him a 6-8 weeks to lose it in the casinos; but at least he got to stay in sweet hotels, consumed the finest alcohol and food, women and had at least an incredible experience. BMJ could rip through that in a single day.
 
I have my own demons but I am thankful every day I'm not a gambling addict.
Fr fr. Other addicts tend to have a cost ceiling to their habit, like $50 a day or $200 per day, before they black out/OD. but gambling addicts can gamble any amount of money, so the sky is the limit. Also 2k dice rolls IS some Yugioh shit, kind of baller to watch if he didn’t lose so much and like such a whiny bitch.

lol he hung towels over the holes in his wall. Really gives his lair the “illegal crime hole” feeling.
 
This one stings, Bossman...
All these 10 viewer raids with names like "AustinSucksPeePeeLol" are incredibly fucking cringe, ween-tier troll attempts. It was amusing the first time, but after the 6th attempt in an hour, it's just pathetic. He rarely even acknowledges them anymore. Whoever keeps doing it 15 times a stream is a faggot.
 
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